Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Balloon Party Fail
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- 0:14Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you wy away? Brook? You recently planned
- 0:17Speaker 2: a surprise birthday party for your husband.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was so amazing.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Ya really good party. What was the hardest part though?
- 0:25Speaker 2: Keeping it a secret or having Jose keep it a secret.
- 0:30Speaker 2: I was there because once they find out, at that
- 0:32Speaker 2: point it's over. Yeah, it takes a steamer.
- 0:35Speaker 4: I mean, you put a lot of trust into people
- 0:37Speaker 4: that you well.
- 0:40Speaker 2: Unfortunately, for one lady, that just happened because she's been
- 0:43Speaker 2: planning this big birthday surprise for one of her close
- 0:46Speaker 2: friends and somebody let it slip. So at that point,
- 0:52Speaker 2: what's the birthday girl to do?
- 0:54Speaker 3: Well?
- 0:55Speaker 2: She contacted us and said mess with her. Ohny birthday
- 1:01Speaker 2: girl was in on this. And that's what I do
- 1:03Speaker 2: today when I call her completely out of breath because
- 1:06Speaker 2: I've spent the last two hours unsuccessfully trying to blow
- 1:09Speaker 2: up the party balloons. At the event. We're going to
- 1:12Speaker 2: hear it in your phone town right now. It's another
- 1:16Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties.
- 1:20Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Charlotte?
- 1:27Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:28Speaker 1: Who's this?
- 1:29Speaker 3: I'm I'm a Mark. You're you're Amanda's friend? Right?
- 1:35Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:36Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:38Speaker 4: Okay, what's going on? Mark?
- 1:41Speaker 3: You know what we've been emailing with each other?
- 1:44Speaker 4: Right? Yeah? You're supposed to be like about ready, like
- 1:49Speaker 4: the house should be ready.
- 1:50Speaker 2: You sound like you're out of breath for Amanda's party.
- 1:53Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:59Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to do the decorations and it's not
- 2:04Speaker 3: going good.
- 2:06Speaker 4: Oh okay, damn it?
- 2:09Speaker 2: Why because in your.
- 2:14Speaker 3: Your email said get one hundred green balloons. Right, I
- 2:20Speaker 3: haven't been able to blow up one?
- 2:22Speaker 4: Oh my god, Mark.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Where are you?
- 2:27Speaker 4: You can the balloons? Have you done anything else?
- 2:30Speaker 3: This is my job. I'm doing the balloon decorations.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Are you joking right now?
- 2:36Speaker 4: I guess this is an actual serious thing you're going through.
- 2:39Speaker 4: Right now, you tell me you're kidding?
- 2:41Speaker 3: You think that I want to be calling you about this.
- 2:43Speaker 3: It's embarrassing.
- 2:45Speaker 4: I thought you knew what you were doing. We talked
- 2:47Speaker 4: about all of this in the email, and you were
- 2:49Speaker 4: supposed to five to get all of this done.
- 2:52Speaker 3: You're going to be honest with you, I don't. I
- 2:54Speaker 3: don't have a lot of experience with balloons.
- 2:57Speaker 4: What the hell does that even mean?
- 2:59Speaker 3: As a kid, I wasn't allowed to have balloons at
- 3:01Speaker 3: my birthday parties because my can't buster was allergic to latex.
- 3:06Speaker 3: So my parents said, no.
- 3:08Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? H? That's what's gonna stop this
- 3:12Speaker 4: party is that I have a man who can't blow
- 3:14Speaker 4: up a balloon.
- 3:16Speaker 3: That's the meaning. Now my confidence is low.
- 3:20Speaker 4: Well, you know what, even when you had high confidence,
- 3:23Speaker 4: this wasn't working.
- 3:24Speaker 2: So I don't know what to tell you.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Say something nice, say something encouraging to me.
- 3:29Speaker 4: I'm not here to inspire you. Mark. There's a task
- 3:32Speaker 4: list of like fifteen things. The balloons were the first thing,
- 3:37Speaker 4: and if you haven't done anything else, this party is
- 3:40Speaker 4: to be ruined.
- 3:40Speaker 3: I can do it all the way like they look
- 3:42Speaker 3: really good, but then I take my mouth away and
- 3:45Speaker 3: then I like it shrinks.
- 3:46Speaker 4: Okay, So the is it the blowing them up that's
- 3:50Speaker 4: the problem or is it like tying them in time?
- 3:53Speaker 3: Like tie to tie these?
- 3:56Speaker 4: What do you think, Mark? How do you think they
- 3:58Speaker 4: hold the air? Clothes?
- 4:00Speaker 3: Thought? They close themselves. No, it popped on me.
- 4:05Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is my life disappointing you.
- 4:11Speaker 1: I literally don't know you.
- 4:14Speaker 4: I just assume, good of your emails that you would
- 4:16Speaker 4: know how to do this.
- 4:17Speaker 3: I don't assume that I'm a loser.
- 4:23Speaker 4: Mark, Mark. I need you to pull it together, Mark, Mark.
- 4:27Speaker 3: So the late text, I got allergic to.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Get your together because this party is happening, whether you
- 4:33Speaker 4: wanted to or not. And boy, the love of God,
- 4:36Speaker 4: stop pulling up balloons and move on to your next task.
- 4:40Speaker 3: I can't I got it. I can't let him in
- 4:42Speaker 3: to down.
- 4:43Speaker 4: It's her birthday, Okay, Mark, Fine, we have ruined one
- 4:47Speaker 4: of my best friend's birthdays. Is that how you want
- 4:49Speaker 4: this to end?
- 4:50Speaker 3: No, I wanted to end by telling you that this
- 4:53Speaker 3: is a prey call, but I'm man to knows she
- 5:01Speaker 3: knows about the party, and she wanted to set you up. No,
- 5:04Speaker 3: she's not here. She she wanted you to know that
- 5:07Speaker 3: this is a prank phone call on the radio.
- 5:11Speaker 2: And then my name is Jeff what And yeah, you're
- 5:15Speaker 2: on the radio right now, Charlotte. I'm not kidding. My
- 5:19Speaker 2: name is Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
- 5:22Speaker 2: in the morning. Your friend Amanda set you up for
- 5:24Speaker 2: a phone down.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Oh I'm going to kill her.
- 5:30Speaker 4: I'm her.
- 5:31Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. She she found out somehow about the
- 5:34Speaker 2: surprise party and she didn't want to like spoil it
- 5:37Speaker 2: for you, but she thought maybe it'd be funny to
- 5:39Speaker 2: mess with.
- 5:40Speaker 3: You one do you think you think it's okay? If
- 5:46Speaker 3: I just hang a bunch of deflated balloons.
- 5:49Speaker 1: You.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Can go for it.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Cool.
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