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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Missing Underwear · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who recently hired people to
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  Speaker 1: come out and fix his dryer. To his knowledge, it
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  Speaker 1: was just a routine house call. Some repair guys came in, well,
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  Speaker 1: he left for work, They finished up, and we're out
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  Speaker 1: an hour later. But he's about to learn maybe there
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  Speaker 1: was more to that story and some other things happened
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  Speaker 1: in the house that he's gonna wish he never knew about.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone's happening right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from home repair this Josh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you guys came a few days ago
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  Speaker 3: fixed my dryer.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you remember me. My name is Benjamin.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't don't remember you. Sorry about that,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, what's up?
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  Speaker 4: So that's what my dad says. So I need to
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  Speaker 4: get back into your place please for just a few minutes.
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  Speaker 3: You need to come back into my place. Did you
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  Speaker 3: leave something behind? I don't think I saw anything.
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  Speaker 4: I would rather not say, but do you have a
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  Speaker 4: spare key outside? Perhaps because I'm right.
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  Speaker 3: Here, you won't tell me what you left behind, and
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  Speaker 3: you just want to come into my house.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's just this is a very bonehead move.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I I'm I'm pretty uh forgiving person, So you
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  Speaker 3: can be honest with me.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So, uh, I sort of left my undies in
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  Speaker 4: your freezer.
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  Speaker 3: You left you left underwear in my freezer. Yes, I
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  Speaker 3: just I don't even I didn't even know you were
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  Speaker 3: removing clothes in my house. That's insane. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: why you would do that.
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  Speaker 4: If you would hear me out, please because after the
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  Speaker 4: fix of your dryer, I had to tell stick.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you have to test the dryer. That makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: So what do you do? You just take your pants
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  Speaker 3: off and yes, in my house and without letting me
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  Speaker 3: know if I could.
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  Speaker 4: Have excuse me, I'm trying to answer you. I wanted
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  Speaker 4: to freeze the underwear to see if the dryer would
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  Speaker 4: heat them up quickly.
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  Speaker 3: And this is the underwear you were wearing on your person.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like a different hair you had. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: that's it happened. And I do apologize, you know, Can
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  Speaker 3: I talk to your boss? This is out of line,
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  Speaker 3: This is a little ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, Since I was waiting for my underwear to freeze,
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  Speaker 4: I went into your dresser to try on a pair
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  Speaker 4: of yours.
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  Speaker 3: You're trying on my underwear. Is that what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: I noticed that you have a box of briefs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't.
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  Speaker 4: Normally wear those types of underwear.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you just stop talking because everything that comes
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  Speaker 3: out of your mouth, you're just making this worse. You're
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  Speaker 3: trying on my underwear in my house in.
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  Speaker 4: A faint Yes. After I put them on, I was like, oh, the.
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  Speaker 3: Way you just you stole my clothes. Is that what
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  Speaker 3: you're saying? You stole my underwear?
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  Speaker 4: I must say that the crotch area was was smaller
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  Speaker 4: than what.
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  Speaker 3: I'm using to No, you know what, don't even don't
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  Speaker 3: even start with that.
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  Speaker 4: All right, an extra small down there.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, my friend, you are about to be so fired. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: if you don't transfer to your boss right now, then
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go get the number from the service
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  Speaker 3: and call them back and figure this out. Because are
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  Speaker 3: you mad?
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  Speaker 4: Are you mad? Because I'm mad?
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  Speaker 3: Mad? I would say, I'm curious.
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  Speaker 4: Because I am because I'm bigger than you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't excuse me, because why don't you come back over you?
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  Speaker 3: You know what, As a matter of fact, I'll leave
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  Speaker 3: the back door open. You wanted to come on into
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  Speaker 3: my house? W's you come back over?
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  Speaker 4: You're a back door guy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, I see what you're saying. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think you're in a place to be laughing, my friend.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very flattered, but I don't swing that thing.
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  Speaker 3: You think this is funny, you sound I'm like a small,
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  Speaker 3: little like preacher that lives under a bridge.
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  Speaker 4: Well, your girlfriend, Christina thinks it's funny because she's.
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  Speaker 3: That's my wife. Paul.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, you locked it down. Huh. Good for you with
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  Speaker 4: the tiny downstairs you.
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  Speaker 3: You are in no place to be talking big game,
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  Speaker 3: my friend, with your small, little, weak little voice there
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  Speaker 3: and your terrible customer service.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in a good place to tell you that this
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  Speaker 4: is a phone call. And Christina set you up.
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  Speaker 3: It's the best part kidding me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my, you's got punk so hard?
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  Speaker 3: What oh my, oh my god, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. My name is jeff Oh my, this
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  Speaker 1: is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to have some words with Christina. My god.
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  Speaker 1: She told us to She told us that she loves
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  Speaker 1: to see you get riled up, and she thought that
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  Speaker 1: the repair would be the perfect way to get you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, she knows, she knows. I love to get into
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  Speaker 3: it with guys who have bigger underwear.
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  Speaker 4: Than you are.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, ral right, alright, jeez.
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  Speaker 4: The wake up every morning was Foom tabs weekday mornings
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  Speaker 4: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning