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Phone Tap PODCAST: Shingle Mingle · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. It is time for
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap, and today we call a guy who
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  Speaker 1: recently moved into a new house. One of the biggest
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  Speaker 1: perks that he loves about his new place is the
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  Speaker 1: private green space located right next door. Yeah, who wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: love that? It's great, But we're kind of going to
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  Speaker 1: ruin that for him because he doesn't know this yet,
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  Speaker 1: but the h OA already has major plans for what
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  Speaker 1: to do with that area. And I'm just guessing he's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna like what Brooke tells him. We'll find out
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  Speaker 1: for everybody. No, we'll see what he thinks in your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now. It's on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: toy I'm moving eighty two point five. Hello, Hi, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking to speak with Dennis. This is him. Who's this? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Hey Dennis, this is Stephanie. I'm calling from the Homeowners Association.
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  Speaker 1: How's your day? Going. Man, can't complain? Um you, Oh
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  Speaker 1: that's just great. Yes, me too. I mean the reason
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  Speaker 1: for my call today is just to see where you
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  Speaker 1: are with things when it comes to the neighborhood. Uh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we like it so far. People friendly. We thought that
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  Speaker 1: big green space next to us and yeah, now, have
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  Speaker 1: you had a chance to look at the notes from
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  Speaker 1: the previous meetings about the projects? You know what, I
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  Speaker 1: hadn't quite gotten to them yet, I apologize, but probably
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  Speaker 1: pretty standard, right, nothing big. Well, there's a few things
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  Speaker 1: on there that are in your area, so we just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure you saw him. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: brought up that green space just west of your place. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be leasing it out to a company called Shingle Mingle.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard of them? Uh? No, what leasing? Oh
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't. I mean when they approached us,
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea either, But apparently it's a hook
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  Speaker 1: up app for the elderly. Because of everything going on,
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  Speaker 1: you know, their clientele, they just don't have a safe
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  Speaker 1: place to smash, so they turned to us. Mean, I
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  Speaker 1: think you know what smash means. Wait, wait, outdoors isn't
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  Speaker 1: that great? Yes? They can actually meet in person now,
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  Speaker 1: in a safe neighborhood, our neighborhood, and we just really
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  Speaker 1: feel like we're helping to make that happen. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this is a good thing. No, but it was hold
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  Speaker 1: on a set. What was this discussed with? HLA? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: don't we have to all vote on this? Yep, it's
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  Speaker 1: all in those last minutes. That's what I was asking.
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  Speaker 1: If you saw I'm already voted on it's in the
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  Speaker 1: works right now. And you know why did I get
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  Speaker 1: to vote? Well, the vote happened before you moved in.
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  Speaker 1: Well why wasn't I told about any of this? And
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  Speaker 1: this is all going to happen in a green space?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, well, in a few weeks, it's going to
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  Speaker 1: look a lot more like fifty shades of gray space.
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  Speaker 1: You get it? No, yeah, but that's not funny. Number
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  Speaker 1: one and number two, I'm gonna call the police. No, No, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: it's not as crude as I'm making it out to be.
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  Speaker 1: Just a little off color humor there. It sure sounds
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  Speaker 1: like you No, no, no, I looked into it, and
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  Speaker 1: it's actually a pretty good app I mean, granny's and
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  Speaker 1: grandpas who are just you know, within segue distance from
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  Speaker 1: the space next to your house. They're just gonna meet
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  Speaker 1: up and do stuff. And seniors are on this app.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying, yes, exactly, horny ones. You're saying that there's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be horny seniors. This is not going to be
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  Speaker 1: good for my house value. Actually, actually, speaking of money,
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  Speaker 1: this is going to save you money. How is that?
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  Speaker 1: How is it going to save me money? Save us money? Well,
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  Speaker 1: we needed help with landscaping and upgrading the tennis court services.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of increasing dudes, we're just leasing the area
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  Speaker 1: to Shingle Mingle. It just makes sense. I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't like this, and I don't feel comfortable. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be part of this. Okay, this is not right.
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  Speaker 1: I hear your concern, and we can bring this up
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  Speaker 1: and hash it out in the next month's HIA meeting. Yeah, yeah, good,
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I hope you do, and I'll be there, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm going to organize my neighbors against this because
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  Speaker 1: this is not right. Well, you don't know your neighbors yet,
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  Speaker 1: but that's fine, So we're gonna have to some of them. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to get to know them better too, because
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  Speaker 1: we have a rotating neighborhood watch on the space too,
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  Speaker 1: so it doesn't get out of hand. So I have
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  Speaker 1: you down as wonderful, right, I have you down as
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  Speaker 1: a point person for every Saturday night seven to ten.
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  Speaker 1: What what do you mean point for it? No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not easy, and you were the one concerned about illegal activity.
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  Speaker 1: This is your chance. You're going to check in any
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  Speaker 1: seniors who approach a space, you know, give them a
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  Speaker 1: prophylactic or two. Do you hear what you're saying that
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  Speaker 1: this is against the law. People are going to be
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  Speaker 1: doing this right next to my house exactly. Think of
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  Speaker 1: the benefits, I mean, think of all those fresh baked
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  Speaker 1: cookies dropped off at your door from satisfied grannies. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: satisfied grannies. All right, I'm sorry this has got to
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  Speaker 1: be some kind of a joke. Every they do make
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  Speaker 1: the best cookies those story. But yes, it is a joke.
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, this is actually broke from Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you Your wife? Brandy set you up. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you guys just moved into the neighborhood and she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. Oh, she got me a big time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my good, you had me terrified. Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: those frisky seniors are coming by anyway, so just be ready.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, how are they getting an app and
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  Speaker 1: how are they using the field next to us? Thought insane.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, it's one last hurrah. You don't have a
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  Speaker 1: couple of prophylactics to go around. Okay, yes, I'll give
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  Speaker 1: them to all the satisfied Brannies week up every morning,
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties five