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Phone Tap: HOV Hot Head · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call a little inside peak to
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  Speaker 1: the show and how we do these prank phone calls.
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  Speaker 1: You might be surprised to hear this, but we actually
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  Speaker 1: prepare for them before we pick up the phone. You know,
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  Speaker 1: preparation not a thing other shows do. No, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you know we're not smart enough to do
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  Speaker 1: it on the fly though. That's why we have a
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  Speaker 1: producer in the room writing notes, and all the hosts
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  Speaker 1: prepare by studying the person that we're going to be pranking.
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  Speaker 1: We might even write down like a little idea for
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  Speaker 1: a little script if the conversation happens to go in
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  Speaker 1: that direction. Yeah, some lines to stick in there, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: But this time we had to throw it all out
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  Speaker 1: the window because we never expected the reaction we got
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  Speaker 1: from the caller. And you can hear how Brooke handles
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  Speaker 1: it all on the fly in your phone. Tap right now, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I told him. When life gives you melance,
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  Speaker 1: you might be dyslixiic Hello, Hello, Hello, oh oh so hi,
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  Speaker 1: sorry about that. This is Trudy Beauregard from the Department
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  Speaker 1: of Transportation. Is this Dennis Hard Yeah? Simum. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Well, I'm just checking here. You've used
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  Speaker 1: interstate recently? Yes, you said every day, took meet to work.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay, that makes sense. Well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you've heard, but the local legislature implemented new
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  Speaker 1: HOV lane sensor technology. Have you heard about that? No?
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  Speaker 1: I mean what does that mean? Basically, it's a sensor
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  Speaker 1: that can detect if there's more than one occupant in
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  Speaker 1: any vehicle, you know, to see if anyone's cheating the
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  Speaker 1: carpool lane. Okay, great, but what is What does this
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  Speaker 1: have to do with me? We've been running the pilot
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  Speaker 1: program over the last few months and it's flagged your
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  Speaker 1: license plate for let's see, one hundred and twelve violations. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't understand what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: What you're saying it really doesn't make any sense. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you. Whatever, whatever type of machine you guys
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  Speaker 1: got going on. There's got to be like a margin error, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not here to argue with you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just here to tell you. You're calling me and telling
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  Speaker 1: me that I have violations one hundred and twenty whatever
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  Speaker 1: the hell you said? Yeah again, No, I'm not using
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  Speaker 1: the carpool lane illegally. You are, but you owe us
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  Speaker 1: nine thousand and seven hundred and sixty three dollars. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, this is a joke, right, you're
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  Speaker 1: you're you're messing with me, right, I don't because there's
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  Speaker 1: no there's no way that you haven't now for that
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  Speaker 1: many violations. This is just not right. I hear you're upset,
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  Speaker 1: and I can talk to my attorney because there's no
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  Speaker 1: way you're gonna pull this on me right now. You mean,
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  Speaker 1: there's no way that I finally does that thing so
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  Speaker 1: many times? Are you done? Now? I just need to
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  Speaker 1: know if you want to use your credit card. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying. I'm really trying hard to be
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  Speaker 1: with you. Miss, You're not trying hard to listen whatever
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  Speaker 1: your name, Miss, this is not working out here in
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  Speaker 1: Trudy Beauregards. I'm gonna hang up the phone and then
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to talk to my attorney. You understand
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  Speaker 1: what you say. I'm just here to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: I did the calculations and if you wanted to do
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  Speaker 1: the payment plan and be one hundred and thirty dollars
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  Speaker 1: a month for the next thirty five years? Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Lady? Interest is really low on that, so
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  Speaker 1: it wouldn't be why you check right now? That says
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  Speaker 1: you will never cash me? How about that, lady? How
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  Speaker 1: about that I never gonna catch you. I have pictures
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  Speaker 1: and videos of you and your niece on CenTra. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what. There's no way you could talk your
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  Speaker 1: way out of this. You know how common a niece
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  Speaker 1: and CenTra is. Lady, Okay, I'm just letting you know
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  Speaker 1: that we've already contacted your work about this and they
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  Speaker 1: You know, what do you think you're doing? What do
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  Speaker 1: you think you're trying to accomplish? You're trying to mess
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  Speaker 1: up my work life? Well, I try to get me fired.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make sure you don't end up.
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  Speaker 1: You mess with me. You pushed me to a corner
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  Speaker 1: and you'll see I feel like you'll do okay, in jail,
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  Speaker 1: you got a lot of anger, pet up, but this
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  Speaker 1: could be considered a felony. Do the number of infractions.
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  Speaker 1: What's your name out? What's your name? Tell me why
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  Speaker 1: you work you we we can pop this, ok okay?
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  Speaker 1: Do you really think this is funny, lady? You really
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  Speaker 1: think this is funny? Pushing someone to the ass like
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  Speaker 1: that and they're talking about the work life. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that's all. I'm going to react. If you push
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  Speaker 1: into the wall, lady, I'll fun you slash your tires.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna slash tire. Sir. You know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: You're pushing to the air lady, and I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: stop that. I gotta tell you, Mike never told me
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  Speaker 1: that you would get this upset. I take medy casious okay,
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  Speaker 1: you well, I think you should take more. You really
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  Speaker 1: want to find out what happens if I don't take them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you heard me. Your childhood friend Mike
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  Speaker 1: told me this would be funny. No, no, no, this
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  Speaker 1: can't be happening. It's all a prank. This is Brooke
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: so wait wait wait, I'm sorry. So there's no no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Your buddy Mike set you up, emailed us and said
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  Speaker 1: you've been using the carpool lane illegally to get to
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  Speaker 1: work quicker, and he thought it'd be funny to mess
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  Speaker 1: with you. So there's there's no censor, there's no machine,
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  Speaker 1: there's no pictures, there's no nothing, No reason to slash
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  Speaker 1: my tires, not one, not one reason. I do apologize.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just I lost it for a moment
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  Speaker 1: and then my apologies. It's all right going on in
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  Speaker 1: this world right now. Man, I just got you laughing
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  Speaker 1: at the end. Yeah, laughing, crying. Okay, we're in it together.
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