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Phone Tap: Timid Ben's New Dad · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. It's broken Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, and today is the return of a young
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  Speaker 1: man named Timid Benjamin. He has a soft voice but
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  Speaker 1: a strong will, and his mission is to reach out
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  Speaker 1: to the guy who just connected with his mom on
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  Speaker 1: a dating because Benjamin just wants to set a few
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  Speaker 1: things straight and find out if this dude is man
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  Speaker 1: enough for his Mommy.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good son.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 3: Now, brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, II is this Keith?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Who's this? You're you're dating my mom? You're did you
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  Speaker 2: say your mom? You said mom? You are dating my mom?
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  Speaker 2: I'm dating your mom. I'm Benjamin. My name is Benjamin, Benjamin.
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  Speaker 1: Rachel's what Rachel's Rachel's I haven't even gone on a
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  Speaker 1: date with Rachel yet.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I just wanted to introduce myself. Does she
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  Speaker 2: know you're calling me? No? But you gave you gave
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  Speaker 2: her your your phone numbers, so I wanted to call
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  Speaker 2: and see what what what was the deal? Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's lovely to meet you. I think that's great.
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  Speaker 1: We'll I'm sure your mode will keep you updated after
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  Speaker 1: with the date.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just since, since you're you're going out, I think
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  Speaker 2: the respectful thing to do would be if you asked
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  Speaker 2: my permission to do stuff with her. I don't like
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  Speaker 2: the way you said do stuff because you're Are you
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  Speaker 2: planning on I'm planning on doing bad stuff with my
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  Speaker 2: name Jesus or good. I'm sorry, I gotta go, Benjamin.
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  Speaker 2: This is I'm not enjoying the phone call.
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  Speaker 1: This is not fun for me.
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  Speaker 2: I just have one question. Okay, go ahead. Do you
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  Speaker 2: have a pool house? Why do you want to know
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  Speaker 2: if I have a pool house? Well, it could be
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  Speaker 2: an e du an attached dwelling unit where I could
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  Speaker 2: be close enough to my mom, but far away where
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  Speaker 2: I can't hear anything. What then the language is very offensive?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who you are, and I don't even
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  Speaker 2: know why I'm talking to you. You made me feel
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  Speaker 2: bad about myself, you said, Benjamin, you said you only
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  Speaker 2: had one question? Is that it? Do you have horses? Do? I?
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  Speaker 2: I love horses? Actually? Oh? Cool? You're cool? Dad? What's
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  Speaker 2: that Benjamin? No, there's no, don't call me Dad, Please, Daddy.
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  Speaker 3: Stop it. Benjamin.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Papa. Oh my god, you need. You need
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  Speaker 2: to hang up the phone and find yes, and I
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  Speaker 2: will hang up the phone. But but you do need
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  Speaker 2: to pay your half of the child's support. I haven't
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  Speaker 2: even seen you met your mom yet. It's your it's
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  Speaker 2: your financial duty, Benjamin. I don't know if you know this,
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  Speaker 2: but you're not my kid. I could be.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't.
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  Speaker 2: That's not how things work, all right, I I I understand.
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  Speaker 2: I need. I need to go. I need to leave.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you good, that's good. But here are your options.
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  Speaker 2: One my options, you don't. I'm in control what We
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  Speaker 2: could file a court order and you will be locked
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  Speaker 2: up for months pink child support. Hey, this is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Option too. You could take me to the carnival and
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  Speaker 2: I will keep my mouth shut. Is choice.
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  Speaker 3: This might be the weirdest call I've ever gotten in
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  Speaker 3: my life.
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  Speaker 2: And I know that that's on purpose, because Rachel wanted
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  Speaker 2: wanted you to feel uncomfortable during this prank phone call
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  Speaker 2: that we're doing rank prank phone call. It's for the radio.
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  Speaker 2: It's for the radio. Do you listen to the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Dad on the radio, and you're on a show called
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  Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: My name is jeff Oh I love that, so I
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  Speaker 2: love it. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you haven't heard my character timid Benjamin, but
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  Speaker 3: Rachel wanted to set you up for a phone tab.
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  Speaker 1: I thought this was the most insane family I've ever met.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know why I was on the phone
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  Speaker 2: with him. Oh my god, you're You're on the phone
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  Speaker 2: because you owe child support and you must do the
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  Speaker 2: right thing. Dad. I'm not your dad, you freak
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  Speaker 3: That hurts broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties