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Phone Tap PODCAST: Madame Stinks A Lot · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight hundred,
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  Speaker 1: duy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense, your
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  Speaker 1: one call is one eight hundred, d uy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred, Do you
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  Speaker 1: y away? It's another Jubels phone taps on the twenties, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi? Is this Jessica? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday is Juica? Hey there, Jessica. I'm sorry to bug
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  Speaker 1: you when you're not in the office, but my name
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  Speaker 1: is Casey Ryback and I'm calling from human Resources. How
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  Speaker 1: are you? I'm I'm doing all right? What is this about? Well? Again,
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  Speaker 1: sorry for taking up your personal time. I know you
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  Speaker 1: had the day off today, but I wanted to talk
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  Speaker 1: with you for a second and see if we could
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  Speaker 1: rectify the situation that's been going on. What situation? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're not aware. I thought Marcy had spoken with you
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  Speaker 1: about it. I have not spoken anyone about anything. What's
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  Speaker 1: what's going on here? Um? Well, this could be a
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  Speaker 1: little uncomfortable. I thought you were aware, but to be
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  Speaker 1: blunt some of your co workers have complained about you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry, complained about me? What have I done? Well?
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  Speaker 1: They weren't complaining about you as a person necessarily. How
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  Speaker 1: do I say this in the right way? Your fragrance.
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  Speaker 1: They've been complaining about your fragrance, My fragrance, Yes, you're fragrance,
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  Speaker 1: my perfume. Or are they saying that I did I
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  Speaker 1: smell bad? Well, they are saying that you smell bad,
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think it's because of body order. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the perfume, if that's what you call it, whatever you
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  Speaker 1: put on as a scent, it's very overpowering. I don't
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  Speaker 1: it's just one one spray in the morning. It's not that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even that. Who can I ask who? Who's
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  Speaker 1: making these complaints? Well, now all complaints are anonymous. You
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  Speaker 1: know that. But some of your coworkers have reported migraines
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  Speaker 1: just being around you, developing allergies. It's not good. We've
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  Speaker 1: gotten quite a few. This is ridiculous. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: wear it every day. When I do, it's just a
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  Speaker 1: little squirt, Like I don't. There has to be there
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  Speaker 1: must be else going on here. It must be some
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  Speaker 1: pretty powerful stuff. Whatever it is that you're excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, I'm telling you the truth. It's only a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. It's just it's nothing overpowering that anyone could
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  Speaker 1: ever get. Yes, sometimes when people are guilty, they tend
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  Speaker 1: to scream the loudest, and that's what it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you're doing right now. Said, oh, okay, all right, that
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  Speaker 1: is not what is going on here at all. I
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  Speaker 1: have told you the truth. You are choosing not to
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  Speaker 1: believe me. Well, I'm choosing to believe the numerous complaints
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  Speaker 1: that we've gotten. I am really angry about this. Well
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  Speaker 1: you should be. I mean, they've even developed a nickname
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  Speaker 1: for you at the office. I wasn't supposed to share
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  Speaker 1: that part. Can we forget that? We can't forget that
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  Speaker 1: you cannot drop bombs like that and then just walk
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  Speaker 1: away from it. Well, the problem was, I was reading
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  Speaker 1: my report and I saw the name that they call you.
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  Speaker 1: It slipped out of my mouth. I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: bring it up to you, So let's just do not
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  Speaker 1: do not laugh. Say well, they call you the pungent Princess. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and they also call you madame. Stinks a lot that
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  Speaker 1: those are a couple that I've seen. I think you
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  Speaker 1: are having way too much fun with it. Your racks
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  Speaker 1: off making fun of me calling me names. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is now. Those are names that were brought up
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  Speaker 1: by other people. I accidentally shared that with you. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't mean to do that. I know you're from HR
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  Speaker 1: and I know I can probably get in trouble for
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  Speaker 1: saying this. But you're just Oh you're slimy. You're just
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  Speaker 1: like a little weasel. I suppose slimy is better than smelly.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not funny. Oh it was a little funny.
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  Speaker 1: That's not funny. You are either. And I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: need to talk to your supervis Well, you can definitely
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  Speaker 1: do that. My whole point of this was just to
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  Speaker 1: let you know that the company has chosen to ban
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  Speaker 1: you from the elevators until things change. So no elevators.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hold on, I'm going to use the elevators if
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  Speaker 1: I want. I'm on the seventh floor. You expect me
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  Speaker 1: to walk up seven fights of good good? You know
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  Speaker 1: where your office is. That's great. I'd hate for you
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  Speaker 1: to take the stairs to the fourth floor and then
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  Speaker 1: get lost. You are a condescending little How dare you
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  Speaker 1: talk to implicit not how you speak to other employees. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think we were pretty fair in not firing you.
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  Speaker 1: Goo ahead, fire me, find some stupid reason to fire me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to see this company and I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: take you for every penny. You shouldn't see this company
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  Speaker 1: based on a prank phone call. You really should and
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  Speaker 1: I don't recommend that. Hold on, wait a, what a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call? I don't think you should sue the
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  Speaker 1: company based on the fact that this is actually Jewbil
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Your coworker Morgan set you up. When
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? No, it's a joke. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe our thought that. She told me that
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  Speaker 1: you were planning on taking the day off, so she
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to prank you. Well, she better watch her
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  Speaker 1: back because I'm going to come for her now. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she'll be able to smell you a mile away, so
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  Speaker 1: be careful. Are you jerk?