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i'd like to check you for ticks · Top Five

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  Speaker 1: Go oh, I got a floppy mic. Episode seventeen, seventeen
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  Speaker 1: of the Top Five Podcasts. I am Kaylin sitting across
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  Speaker 1: from Jason. Hello, jasonla Ola comas comostas comos comas tas.
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  Speaker 1: I like I said, men bre as Kaylin Miamigo as
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  Speaker 1: Jason Jason Brown. Yeah, this is the Top five podcast.
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  Speaker 1: We pick five things we're obsessed with each week, one
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  Speaker 1: thing that made us cry, crash out, or that we hate,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, we took we had to take a little
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  Speaker 1: little wiki off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did. Sometimes you got to.
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  Speaker 1: We had to. I tried to make it work. I
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  Speaker 1: tried my dandis, but I had to get ready to
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  Speaker 1: go see the Pope and I just had a lot
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  Speaker 1: to do, so I couldn't do it. And my apologies,
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  Speaker 1: but you're welcome for a week off of our annoying asses.
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  Speaker 1: You got a break break up? Yeah, I hope you
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  Speaker 1: got caught up. Happy Pride Month, bitch, we need to
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  Speaker 1: oil that microphone. Yeah, you can do whatever you want,
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  Speaker 1: even though you conveniently forgot to wish me a happy
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  Speaker 1: woman's month, Happy Pride month because I'm a bigger person
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  Speaker 1: by month. Oh okay, Well it sounds like something a
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  Speaker 1: man would do. No, it's March. It's March. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: it's not your birthday month. It's for one, but happy
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  Speaker 1: Pride month. We so, our last episode that we released
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  Speaker 1: was titled Piss, and I have to say I got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of feedback.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: People were in the DMS. People were like, I was
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  Speaker 1: shocked almost at how hot you came in. No one
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  Speaker 1: was complaining, but you were like hitting on me. My
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  Speaker 1: best friend texting me who It must have been her
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  Speaker 1: first time listening, and it was episode one. It was
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  Speaker 1: she goes, hey, Jason's gay, right, and I said yes,
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  Speaker 1: but not for lack of trying. He said sex with
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  Speaker 1: five women and she said okay, good. I said why
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  Speaker 1: she goes because I just listened to the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: the Piss episode. I was a little scared for you
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  Speaker 1: because you had said A that you were hitting on
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  Speaker 1: me and B that you want to pee on someone.
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, I just was making sure.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, I didn't want on someone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you wanted someone to pee on you? Okay, sorry
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  Speaker 1: either way? Right? But either way? She was like WHOA, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I just need to make sure my friend's okay. Because
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  Speaker 1: that's the first thing you listened to. I was like, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: he's good, he's in the tribe. No, he's good. Something
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  Speaker 1: else that I got a message about and I won't
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  Speaker 1: say who you are, and there's there is a connection there.
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  Speaker 1: But someone else said that in her past relationship. This
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  Speaker 1: is all evoked from the p episode that her boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: let her hold his dick while he and she said
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  Speaker 1: that she realized it's something that she's into and moving
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  Speaker 1: forward in all relationships. It's like a requirement for her.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, now, is this maybe I should read
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  Speaker 1: the message? I said, is this I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: I can find it this quick. I said, is this
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  Speaker 1: like sexually pleasing or what? And she said, no, it's
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  Speaker 1: just a blast. He let me aim in and shoot it.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, someone's touching me there, Like I
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  Speaker 2: don't understand how that works.
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  Speaker 1: It was very I was like, okay, like I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to try to understand. But it wasn't sexual. It
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  Speaker 1: was just something that she now requires moving forward because
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  Speaker 1: she realized she loves it.
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  Speaker 4: That's like so cool because I feel like if someone
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  Speaker 4: that I'm like romantically like involved, you're always romantically involved.
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  Speaker 4: Is grabbing me there like I'm gonna get aroused and
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  Speaker 4: therefore not be able to pee.
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  Speaker 1: He must start the stream. Oh, I mean I can
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  Speaker 1: ask more questions. I did ask a couple, but he
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  Speaker 1: must start the stream and then she grabs it and
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  Speaker 1: shoots with it. I don't know. I I that's nuts.
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  Speaker 1: I love and it's like someone who knows someone that
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  Speaker 1: I know. And I just I sat there and thought,
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, I love that someone is so comfortable because
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  Speaker 1: of listening to this podcast that they just felt comfortable
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  Speaker 1: sending me a message that they like to hold a
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  Speaker 1: man's dick when he's.
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  Speaker 4: Peaking, because, like you, guys don't get to experience it,
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  Speaker 4: so it's like fun for you.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you know I have not tried that, So I
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  Speaker 1: will try that.
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  Speaker 2: And report back. Yeah, ask your boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering who you were gonna say. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: why do you look at your at a loss for words? Great? Thanks,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for that. I uh, there's just one person I'll
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  Speaker 1: probably ask, but thanks for that. Awesome. Bitch. You have
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  Speaker 1: lyne disease.
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  Speaker 2: I think I do. I think I'm gonna find out, hopefully.
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  Speaker 1: Jason's been limping around the office and I hope something
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  Speaker 1: I said, hmm, do you explain it?
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  Speaker 4: So just odd in nowhere, like two or so weeks ago.
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  Speaker 4: Well back up to when I first injured my knee
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  Speaker 4: was when I was trying to jump in the lake
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  Speaker 4: at our lake house in Michigan and onto my inflatable
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  Speaker 4: unicorn and I swept off and I.
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  Speaker 1: Hurt my knee. Am I right?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Hate crime the dis respect right of.
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  Speaker 1: A unicorn float to do that to you and your knee,
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  Speaker 1: But yes, you.
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  Speaker 4: Were disrespect so yeah, so that was bad. But then
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  Speaker 4: I had to do like physical They had to put
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  Speaker 4: this big ass shot in my knee and then I
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  Speaker 4: had to do physical therapy and then it got better.
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  Speaker 2: But then all of a sudden, out of no.
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  Speaker 1: Way, wait, did you tell them how you heard it?
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  Speaker 2: Like originally what before the unicorn floating?
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  Speaker 1: No, like when you went.
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  Speaker 3: To the doctor, I'm saying not yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And like it was awful because my orthopedic doctor
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  Speaker 4: is a listener, so like it was like it's good
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  Speaker 4: and it's also bad because I was like, well, this
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  Speaker 4: is what happened, and so but they like babied me
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  Speaker 4: a lot, which was nice, Like I'm very bad, Like
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  Speaker 4: in medical situations like I hate it. And he had
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  Speaker 4: to put this giant shot in my knee, like to
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  Speaker 4: fill up like the cartilage or some shit like I
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  Speaker 4: don't even know what the fun.
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  Speaker 2: But it was a huge needle.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh wait, I'm supposed to one second, what are
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  Speaker 4: you supposed to do?
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  Speaker 2: There was a something on my under that I forgot about.
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  Speaker 2: Are you supposed to a meeting in a minute? Do
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  Speaker 2: you wanna good?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: So okay, So like the one lady, the one nurse
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  Speaker 4: is really nice. She's like, I'm gonna hold your hands.
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  Speaker 4: So she came out. Well, he put this giant needle
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  Speaker 4: in my knee. It didn't hurt as bad as I
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  Speaker 4: thought it was going to anyway, So whatever, we got
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  Speaker 4: to the point of like that, and I was feeling
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  Speaker 4: because all of a sudden, nowhere, this is like probably
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  Speaker 4: what four or five years ago, so I added nowhere,
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  Speaker 4: like two weeks ago, the same knee starts hurting.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have any trauma on it or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: And it got to the point where I couldn't even
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  Speaker 4: like kneel like on this knee without it hurting.
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  Speaker 2: I was like fuck.
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  Speaker 4: And then I remember that I was on one of
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  Speaker 4: my hot girl walks and I got home and there
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  Speaker 4: was fucking two bugs in my shirt, like on my back,
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  Speaker 4: like in my shirt. I went to shower and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck in I tried to like
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  Speaker 4: flick them up, they wouldn't come off my shirt. They
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  Speaker 4: were clung on there. I was like, fuck, are these
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  Speaker 4: ticks right? So my immediate brain was like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: Like did I bring ticks in the house, cause I'm
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  Speaker 4: thinking of the dogs, like are they going to get
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  Speaker 4: ticks even though they get their fleeing tick preventive or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm like, Okay, that's scary because then like what happens,
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  Speaker 4: you know there's ticks in here?
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  Speaker 2: So whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I flushed them in the toilet, the only thing I
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  Speaker 4: could think of to do. And then a couple of
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  Speaker 4: weeks later, I started getting this like really bad knee
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  Speaker 4: pain and then I look it up and it.
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  Speaker 2: Lime disease caused arthritis in your knee.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, you came to work talking about how you
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  Speaker 1: had ticks in your shirt and I said, bitch, that's
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  Speaker 1: how you get lime disease and you were like no,
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  Speaker 1: Because I was like, why don't you save them? Because
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  Speaker 1: I know if you have ticks on, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: save them and send them in to see if they're
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  Speaker 1: infected with limes.
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  Speaker 2: I freaked out. I just threw them in the toilet, right.
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  Speaker 3: But then I was like, bitch, that's how you get lime.
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  Speaker 1: And then like I was joke. I mean, lime disease
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  Speaker 1: is not funny, but I was like, yeah, well I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't joking. I was kind of scared, but like thought,
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  Speaker 1: there's no way, but now your knee hurts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And so then remember I said, verbatim, well, I
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  Speaker 4: guess we'll find out in a couple of weeks if I've.
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  Speaker 3: Ten days, you said, and now your knee hurts.
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  Speaker 4: And I looked it up. I guess lime disease like
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  Speaker 4: makes arthritis really bad. So like if I if I
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  Speaker 4: had like a little bit of arthritis in my knee
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  Speaker 4: what ever, which I think most people have anyway, is
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  Speaker 4: you get older, like it would make it like really
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  Speaker 4: really bad. So I'm like, oh shit, maybe I do
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  Speaker 4: have line. So I like it was so bad yesterday
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  Speaker 4: I went to the hospital because I was like, holy fuck.
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  Speaker 4: So today I'm going to my doctor this afternoon and
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to explain to him and he's gonna be like,
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  Speaker 4: why the fuck didn't you tell me this two weeks
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  Speaker 4: ago when you were here, and it's that I forgot.
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  Speaker 4: He's just gonna look at me like I'm an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: This is one time that I hope I'm wrong at
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  Speaker 1: prescribing people.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't. You just have to take four weeks
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  Speaker 2: of antibiotics.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if you have line okay, well yeah, they call
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  Speaker 1: it an invisible illness, and so I think people like
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  Speaker 1: go through years of trying to figure out like why
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  Speaker 1: they feel like shit. So if that is what it
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  Speaker 1: is at least where we know, But I really wish
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  Speaker 1: like that I was wrong. I hope that I was
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  Speaker 1: wrong when I said.
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  Speaker 4: But honestly, like I would almost I know this sounds
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  Speaker 4: like really fucked but if it was like having lime
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  Speaker 4: and taking some antibiotics, or like something really being fucked
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  Speaker 4: up with my kne where I had to have surgery,
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  Speaker 4: I take the line.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Said fantasy draft of knee problems.
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  Speaker 2: Right instead of having like surgery and have to be like.
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  Speaker 1: Or is it your gout? Can your gout get in
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  Speaker 1: your knee? Or is that just your speech?
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  Speaker 4: It popped yesterday like popped and I was like, you
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  Speaker 4: heard it? And I fell it in my chair and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this is not gout. There's something I
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  Speaker 4: was going out?
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  Speaker 1: Does it pop? My gosh, You're like the only other
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  Speaker 1: person I met who I feel like has like as
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  Speaker 1: many ailments.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like my extremities, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your limbs are like fucked. Your ankles, you're always limp.
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  Speaker 1: I know, your feet and ankles and knees, and you're
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  Speaker 1: going on walks. You're doing all the.
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  Speaker 4: Things I think, like honestly, like when I started in
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  Speaker 4: this job, and this is I'm not trying to sound
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  Speaker 4: like a martyr or anything, but like I honestly think
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  Speaker 4: like the decade of like lifting and moving and shifting
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  Speaker 4: and always being on my feet and running and like whatever,
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  Speaker 4: Like I think it takes a toll on you, Like
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  Speaker 4: for real, you know, like.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you running?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinking on it.
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  Speaker 4: Shows are events an I'm likens moving around you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean, like yeah, jogging.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was like, I'm in this job too, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm talking more of like the event side of things,
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  Speaker 4: Like working events for a long time is hard, Like
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  Speaker 4: you're always on your feet, like and before that, I
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  Speaker 4: was a server and like I would work twelve hour shifts,
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  Speaker 4: like on my feet the whole time. I go home
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  Speaker 4: and like my feet were throbbing, Like I just think,
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  Speaker 4: like it takes a toll on your body.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: That's where That's where I'm thinking. But we'll see what happens.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see.
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  Speaker 2: You'll have to update today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okayfully, well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean hopefully and not hopefully. I haveline, so we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a flucid. Nothing's wrong, and you feel better
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  Speaker 1: out of nowhere, and that's what I hope for.
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  Speaker 2: Fingers crossed, fingers crossed.
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  Speaker 1: Well, since it is Pride month and your your body's
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  Speaker 1: fucked up, I'll let you go first.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Cool.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we found Wendolyn by the way, our listener in Singapore.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, same thing now and she's yeah I think
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: she was traveling, but she she's here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good, I'm glad she's back.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's put in, yeah, everybody's stying put.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, you ready for my first one?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do the TikTok rabbit hole that I was down,
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: which isn't even a really a rabbit hole. I just
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  Speaker 4: spent an hour watching different videos of Ego wodem is
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  Speaker 4: that I'll U say her name from es and L.
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  Speaker 4: She's fucking hilarious. I think she's the best person on
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  Speaker 4: that show right now. And some of my favorite skits
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: of hers was obviously when she got the when she
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  Speaker 4: does her comedy routines during weekly update, like when we
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  Speaker 4: get updated, Yeah, sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Grandpa, weekly up, Michael cheat.
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  Speaker 4: And then she got the crowd to swear that was
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  Speaker 4: really funny. Yes, And I watched that over and over
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  Speaker 4: and over again. And when she plays.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, that wasn't fair though, what were they supposed to say?
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: I would have said that too. I go.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: When she plays oh my god, the character where she's
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: like cutting the steak on the table and the tables
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: like Rocky, oh.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and who does she play the singer that tweets
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: very funny tweets like whoever took Taylor Star should give
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: it back to her? No, it is not Gladys Night,
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  Speaker 1: she'sus marying Joseph.
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  Speaker 2: Gladest Night still with us.
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  Speaker 1: It's not, I promise, it's what is her name?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: With a tea?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I would know more about like what my person I'm
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: sure her impressions. Okay, let me see Diana Ross.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Noan Wick Yean Warwick. Yeah, and Golding is still with us.
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  Speaker 2: Diane Warwick, Dion Dion, you.
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: Are my you are my nana, just saying Ashton Kutchner,
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: Jennifer Anderson, right, I want to try yogurt, Kaylin.
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  Speaker 1: You mean yoga.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Lisa from Temecula is the one. She's Yeah, that's mistaken.
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  Speaker 1: She does really you love that.
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  Speaker 2: I do love her.
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  Speaker 4: I just think she's so funny and like, I don't
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: not a big like stand up comedy guy, Like I
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  Speaker 4: don't like that, but I feel like I would enjoy
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: something from her.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, stand up comedy just isn't I feel.
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  Speaker 1: Like add it to the list.
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  Speaker 4: It's not funny like all the time, like like you
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  Speaker 4: really got to be.
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  Speaker 2: In it, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, like a whole stand up like. I
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  Speaker 2: just like, like I like dirty comedy, like.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, who what was his name? Dane Dane Cook?
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  Speaker 1: I remember I like went to see it in like
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  Speaker 1: a stadium in high school and I was high off
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  Speaker 1: my ass and it was very funny. The Shocker tour.
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  Speaker 2: It was the.
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  Speaker 1: Symbol of the Shocker and he's like cringe sense, like
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  Speaker 1: I don't know him and his like eighteen year old
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend freaking out, But at the time it was very funny.
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  Speaker 3: So I think you've got to just.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta find the right the right one, the right one.
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  Speaker 1: I will do my TikTok one. Then, and everyone is
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  Speaker 1: using as we call him Chad aka Chad GBT call
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: her chat, we call her Chad, excuse me. And I
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: was with a lot of my friends over the weekend
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  Speaker 1: and they every single one of them uses it and
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  Speaker 1: they were like to the point where it's exactly what
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  Speaker 1: I'm afraid of, exactly like we're using it. So my
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  Speaker 1: friend we ordered oysters and they were all driving me
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: nuts because I, like, I shared my beliefs and I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I never ask for anyone to like believe what I
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  Speaker 1: believe in. But suddenly when I share a belief that's
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: like contrary to other people, they're always trying to convince
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  Speaker 1: me why I should see it their way, and it's like,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: it's okay, you can use Chad. I just like I
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  Speaker 1: don't like it. I'm a hippie from the seventies, Like
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be like I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't want to be around it. I think our
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: brains are turning into mush. Anyways, so literally, we ordered
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  Speaker 1: oysters and one of my friends use Chad to figure
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  Speaker 1: out which oyster she should eat first. I'm like, we
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  Speaker 1: can't figure out which one looks good enough to eat
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  Speaker 1: for what do you mean? What do you mean?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I think?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I just I try to like drown it out.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh. So anyways, my version of
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Chad that I use for everything, and I know, and
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: one of my friends pointed out, like, TikTok is scarier. No,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: it's that scary to me because I my Chinese spy
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: can see everything I'm searching. I don't care.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Also, I'm not like using well, I guess in a way,
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: but not directly, Like I don't use TikTok to make
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: my everyday decision correct, Like I'll do research, but I'm
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: not like, oh, TikTok tell me.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Which foot should I step forward? Change do I have?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: So my version of that is TikTok. And I think
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: TikTok is more useful than Chad to me. I use
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: it for research for everything. So Chad or I'm sorry, TikTok,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: not Chad. TikTok helped me plan my trip degrees. TikTok
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: helped me find something that will be my final top five,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: so hang around for that. TikTok helped me plan the
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: bachelorette that I was on over the weekend that I planned.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: TikTok help me find a destination to go for the
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: bachelorette when we didn't know. TikTok helps me do things,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: and TikTok is my chat. No, I won't say, hey, TikTok,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: write a card from me to my boyfriend, because I
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: think that we should all be able.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: To do that one singular boyfriend that you.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Have, right Yeah, thanks for that again, thank you for that.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Correct right now, it sounds even shadier like, Hey, Jason,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: make it sound like I have one boyfriend, let me
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: tell you to have more than one man sounds exhausting.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I just have the one. He's he's got my hands.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't tell you the story.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: What anyways, shout out to TikTok. Do all your research
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: on their Chad, ain't shit, Chad, don't go get me, Chad.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I'm scared, Chad. So I went to this street festival
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: this on Sunday.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Can you tell my boyfriend?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: No? But as I was better not have who which
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: one are you talking about?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I hate you?
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: So I was super bear and I was like there
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: were no chairs, but I was sitting on the ground.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: And so Mike's friend was playing in the beanbag tournament,
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: so we were we wanted to watch him play. It
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: was like the finals of the beanbag tournament.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: And so and some fucking white people ship at a
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: street festival watching a bean bag tournament.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, doing that drinking a high noon.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: So we sat down on the ground. So by the
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: time I got down there because of my knee, how
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: you do that? My kid to pull me up as
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: if I was geriatric.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: So I'm sitting there and I'm like, this guy walks
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: up and he's playing right in front of me, but
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: I can't move because like I'm very immobile, So like
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: I'm just sitting there. But he literally gives your boyfriend
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Like literally, I was like, Mike, that looks like whatever.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: So like I was like, oh my god, it looks
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: like him. And so he was playing, but like same vibe.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Beard Tats would wear socks that I think like literally like.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Would wear socks that I what.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Does it mean?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Like your boyfriend would wear like like the same vibe,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Like he steals.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: My socks and stretches them out.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, like the same vibe though, Like the vibe was
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: the same.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: So what kind of sucks do you think my boyfriend
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: would wear?
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know, you know, those like funny ones like
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: you know, like I don't know, they're like cool funny ones,
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Like so you say to Mike, I was like, wow,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: that looks like him.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: So he keeps like looking back at me, and I
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: was like, why does he keep looking at me?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Right? So, like what the hell?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It was him?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't him. So I'm like sitting there.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, maybe he thinks I'm too close because
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: like maybe I'm distracting, like because I'm sitting here like
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: in front, like right by their hole, like right by
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: their whatever.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: So I was like, let me back up, So I
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: like back up. And so I'm like sitting there.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: We're finishing whatever, and then they're done, but we're still
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: sitting there because Mike's friend is still playing.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: So then this old guy comes behind me.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I don't see him coming up, but he like just
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: puts his face like literally right here. I'm like he
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: was like hey, and I'm like hi, Like I literally
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: did not scared this shut of me out. There's gonna
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: punch me. Like he's like a middle aged man and
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: he like gets on. He's like is your name Jason?
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I was like yeah, but I'm like it's been away
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: because I'm like, you're very aggressive and like old. Like
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: you know, people come up to us and say they
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: listen to the show, but like there's a certain type
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: like normally it's like twenty five to forty female. That's
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: what I like expect, right, But to have like a
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: fifty year old man come up to me, that was
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: not the first thing that came into my head. I
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: was like whoa right, Like who are who are you?
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: And he was like, oh, are you Jason Brown? I
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: was like yeah, he's like from the radio. I was
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: like yeah. So he looks over at his friends he's
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: like it is him. And then the guy that looks
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: like your boyfriend was like yeah.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I was like you look like.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't tell him, but I was like, that's so
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: weird that he's a listener but literally looks just like
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: your boyfriend.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: We have a listener whose husband looks like my boyfriend,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: and like when I started dating my boyfriend was like
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, like we have the same type or something,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: and like, so I wonder if it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Was him, that would be crazy because it was the fifty.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Year old man. He just knows the.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Hockey sacks in that group. Somehow was the was.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: The guy that looks like my boyfriend.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Fifty He was like the same age as like, you know, okay,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: in reality, Wow.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I can really picture it a hackey sick.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a hacky sack. It was cornhole.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Oh it was corn hole.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what did I say?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I thought you play bag. I don't know. You did
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: not call it cornhole because I was corn you did?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, like I thought it was heck, was
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: watching still a white person activity, but cornhole is a
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: little more normal.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Then they're playing corn hole in the street.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a little I thought you, like somebody was
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: in a hacky sack tournament. Maybe I don't know.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I'm still green dead from the weekend, so maybe you
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: did say it and I.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Missed it, but I was I was like, wow, that's
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: really weird.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Anyway, that took me way off.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: That's okay.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you that right now.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: That's wild. I think it's your term.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Okay. I wanted to try to find an example of one,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: but no, I can't find it. Okay, I get okay,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, here we go.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Something that I'm obsessed with that I look forward to
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: every weekend because I don't even know why it's the weekend,
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: but on the weekends, I maybe just got I have
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: the time to check it.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Are my throwback Facebook statuses.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: There's nobody I have less in common with than myself
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: on Facebook ten years ago, twenty years ago.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: It's why, like the rap lyrics.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: The mine are probably worse because at least that gives
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: you like a little bit of.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Crid like.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Mine are okay these this is like a mixture of mine, Okay,
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: like a mixture of every time I would go anywhere
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: for the radio station, I would put that as a status,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: like I'll be at such and such store from this
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: time to this time giving away these tickets.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Come see me, right, No one's coming to fucking see me, right,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: But that I put that. Every day I put the
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: different status.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: You're friends with everyone on Facebook? So maybe right.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Lyrics to like really obscure female pop songs right, and
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: then statuses that I would take from other apps that
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: I would put as my status, so like, for an example,
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: frod literally I'm a fraud plush.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: So as this, I missed the nineties, being a kid,
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: no responsibilities, no social media, people actually socialized, TV didn't suck.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Growing up was a trap hashtag rip nineties. I didn't
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: write that. I got that from somewhere else and would
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: put it as my Facebook status.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: You're a fucking from I am you?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Just you didn't have anything like to say.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I would like, oh, I wish I could find some
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: that because there are like some that are like, oh
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: my god, like why do.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You have screenshots in your phone? Because if you search
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: like Facebook or your screenshot album, maybe it'll come. We
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: can put it in the thing.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: I also, yeah, we'll put I'll put it in the dump.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: But also I found that I also thought that I
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: was an entertainment reporter, so I would put story break news.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: So my Facebook was like a.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Who are you? You were just reporting to your friends
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: on the pacebook. Would you write like a full story
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: or you would just write like Kelly Clarkson.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Album Kelly has a new single picture.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Of the same Oh you okay? Wow, you like you
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: use it as like a block.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Oh in the notes, the notes? Have you ever gone
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: through the notes?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I don't want Yeah, I mean yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Notes, bitch. I would put my favor every week. I
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: put my favorite songs, like a top twenty of my
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: favorite songs.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Week you were blogging, remember when we got like stickers
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: on Facebook and yeah, you can post like it was
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: the old timey gift situation and we were like, look
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: at that sticker.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so if you guys like don't do it, you
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: should go through your old Facebook statuses. But honestly, I
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: thought about getting rid of Facebook recently, Like I might
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: deactivate my account for real, though.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I know, I just feel like I would lose so
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: many things.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if I can, I deactivate it without deleting
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: my profra No.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: So it's not a good place. I don't want.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: It's a bad place. But think of the photos, like,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: think of the you never know about those statuses. Can
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: you look through all the statuses that once? I just
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: do it when it pops up on.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: My Yeah, that's the thing is that you can only
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: go by like to this day, I didn't really share anything,
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: but as I find good ones, I will screenshot them.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. One of my favorite do you.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Remember the Whisper app. So it was like an app
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: where you could like basically make you pick a background
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: and you could just type it. It was all words,
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: so it would be like a kind of like a
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: slip journal or it was like a story, but like
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: you could put whatever sentences you want. So like that
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: nineties kid thing I read that was like in a
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Whisper thing. So I'd go on the Whisper app, find
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: something that could like kind of relate to me in
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: some way and then put it as my status.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I would go on Tumblr because Taylor Swift was always
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: creeping on there at her fans and like finding like her.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I never was like a Tumblr girly.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I just was because I thought Taylor was going to
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: discover me, So I would like post every day.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Like hoping that she would find me. You know, I'm
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: soused you well.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Because she searched. She's notoriously creeps on her fans. She
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: always has done that, and like she was always posting
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: stuff on Tumblr and like finding stuff on Tumblr from fans.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: So I got a Tumblr and would just like sometimes
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: supposed stuff about her sometimes just like post other things
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: just hoping that she would find me. You know. Yea,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: she never did.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: We messaged on Facebook. I messaged her on Facebook when
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: she was supposed to come on my birthday and then
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: she didn't. Yeah, and she answered, and then I lost
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the message because Facebook didn't deleted it. But she did
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: not find me on Tumblr and invite me to a
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: secret session like I was trying, which like, can I
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: just say something? Okay? So so I posted on our
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: page to your university of the Eras tour. Yeah, and
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: our our beloved coworker kind of kind of set us
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: up for this one because I was going to post
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: on our show page, our morning show page, that same thing,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: but I was not going to include the ca that
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I included on the top five because I knew we're
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: gonna get fucking killed for it. But because on in
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: our community of tops, I feel safe to write that
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: we saw the Eras towards three times, okay, but it
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: was not for mass production. I was gonna post a
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: different post about it, but she went and posted, and
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: she didn't know what she did, but I knew it
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: set us up for you know, people to say some
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: people weren't lucky enough to go once, you know whatever,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and I just I would like this, could have this
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: could be my crush out early. But we're just talking
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: about it. I you know, I think I can speak
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: reducent too. I have put in the time, Okay, I
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: have spent the money. I have bought the merch that
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: is sometimes not even cute. I've supported during eras that
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: sometimes I don't even agree with. I have put in
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: the time. I deserved to be there three times. I'm
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: really sorry if you couldn't go. She is everything to me.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: But it just wasn't your time.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If I could give everyone in the world tickets,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: that's fine, But why when we're posting something happy like
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: we deserve to be there? Were there were a lot
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: of people. You can act, But I'm sorry for one time.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: If I'm gonna say I deserve something, yeah, I deserve it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Guess what, everyone that's bitching in those comments, all I
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: do is give you shit. Every day I'm giving you things.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: You have a million ways to win stuff, and I'm giving.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Like, can I just have one thing? And I
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: understand and I feel really off, but It is not
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: my fault that not everyone could go. It is the
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: fault of the people who were being culture vultures who
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: didn't even like her and who started buying up taking
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: and the bots and the bots and Ticketmaster you know,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: love ya, But you know, I don't know what was
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: going on with that. So I'm sorry. But yes, we
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: were there three times, Yes we tried to go more. Yes,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I would do it all over again. Yes, I fell
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: in love with her on an infomercial in the middle
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: of the night when I was like fourteen or fifteen,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: and you know, I've chased her around this planet and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I you know, I'm sorry, but it's not nice to
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: not be happy for once in my life. Think I
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: deserve it. Something else that I deserve.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Is the snack rap and it's kind okay.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, McDonald's, this is a two parter, because
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: stop fucking playing with me, okay, because this thing has
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: been coming back for years and years and years. I
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: talked to Sweety about it like eight years ago. It
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: feels like when she was a brand ambassador and I
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: was like, sweetie girl, we gotta get this going, and
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: she said she was I know, that's right, But they
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: say it's coming back July tenth, and if you have
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: never had a snack rap, it is. It is God's
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: gift to everyone. It is. And my McDonald's order used
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: to be two crispy ranch snack wraps, a medium fry
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: side a ranch and a coke. Okay, and that was
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: my order and I miss it now. I will say
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: they look a little different in the photos, and I'm scared.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: The chicken looks a tad different.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: So it. But have you had the strips?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: So I thought the strips that were coming back were
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: the chicken selects. You may remember the chicken selects. Okay,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: they're not. They're a different kind of chicken as well.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: And I think they used the select meat to go
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: into the snack wraps, but I just hope it's the same.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I have not had the strips yet, so.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: They're not taking the strips that are out right now
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: and putting them in wraps.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Well, those strips, to my knowledge, have never been out.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: The selects were different, and then the selects went away,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: and I thought that's why the chicken the snack crabs
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: went away. Now I have not tried the new strips.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I think those are like new new and they look
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: like different chicken, and it looks like they're putting those
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: in the wraps. So I hope that it's good.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've had these new strips. They're good.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: But is it like the old snack crabs? I hope.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: So I feel like, yeah, I don't know. I loved
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: the old snack raps too, like the shitty lettuce.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry McDonald's, but like you need the shitty cheese,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the shitty lettuce, the shitty tortilla.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you need it. All these these strips give me
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: more chicken.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: That makes sense, Okay, less breading.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Less not chicken, more chicken.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like it's more real chicken?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's giving me chicken like it's giving.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: The chicken strip chicken, giving chicken.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, giving chicken.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Some episodes, I feel like we hit our stride and
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: we're doing well. And in other episodes, I feel like,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: my goodness, we made them wait for this stripped from
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: a button.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: This is probably the one they like the most.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I hope. So people say like they like episode two,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: but I think they're just trolling.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Oh it could be all the pain meds. But you're
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. B I don't.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think your paint meds are like fun pain
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: meds for.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: You to be having this much fun, let me high.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Who gives you the You're not you're just taking like
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: you're just taking like a leave on stoy.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: No, just like my life is crashing anyway.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Anyways, do I don't. I hope you don't have line.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so the snackrabs are coming back.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: That's exciting.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: And they say July tenth. If you haven't tried them,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: what the fuck are you doing? But you know I
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: love you.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be downstairs July tenth. Yeah, the Thursday.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah too.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: And I get the Crispy Ranch because like, get the
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: honey mustard.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: That's wrong with you?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: What were the options?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I think there was a barbecue one, a honey mustard one.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Shout out Hillary and h Ranch, and then you could
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: get grilled or crispy, But like, what are you doing?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Krispy Ranch is what you need?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Krispy Ranch. Yeah that's what I used to always get.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hell friends, Yeah, okay, we'll go with my food one.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I have a new found love.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: No, because this is gonna sound like really because It's
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: something that I kind of always have eaten. But I
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: did take a pause from and now I'm back and
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: I want to give credit where credit is due, and
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I want to give flowers to miss Portillo's, okay, because
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: no shade all tea. Okay, the Portillos near MOI we
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: went through a dark face, okay, like it was not
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: giving what it was supposed to give.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well was bought out, wasn't it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: There were a lot of things going on that I
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: think have led to where I left with Portillo's. And
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: I was like, again, I will pay whatever if it's good, right,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: But like we it was giving cold, it was giving
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: the small sandwiches, it was giving service not good like
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: it was very like okay it was and so I
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: paused and I was like, I'm not doing this right.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you took a stand.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: I took a stand, and I was like, I'm not
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: doing this okay. But they have resurrected and now it
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: was like two weeks ago is the every day we
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: had a really bad storm and I wasn't gonna cook.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: So I was like, I'll just go, I'll go to Portillo's.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Let me try it out. Because Mike loves the combo
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: from there sausage sandwich with the Italian beef on top,
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: oh with hot peppers, and so I was like, okay, yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: I go try, bitch. This shit is top tier. We're
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: talking thick, juicy sandwiches. Okay, cheese is hot, cheese, cup
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: is full.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: What's your order?
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Deep breath deep Italian beef, sweet peppers, mozzarella, medium cheese fry.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Uh huh no, no drink now.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I drink water at home. M Mike gets a chocolate
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: cake shake. I put it in the freezer. He eats
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: it after okay, as his dessert and he wants the large.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: One time he had me get double cake.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I think he works here.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: And I was like, you're not doing that anymore. And
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: I'm also not asking for it because.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Like I'm They're like, it's already.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Like literally a walking diabetes.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Diabetes also not funny, but like do we need double.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Already have lime and now you're yet diabetes? Like no,
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: so but shouts out because we are back there better
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: than ever. I gotta go back and they redid the
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: inside of mine and I walked in.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, we're back with what is this? There's
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: kiosks now.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Because they you can't pay with cash in the drive through,
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: which is fine because I'm here for the efficiency. Okay,
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: if I have cash, I'm fine with walking inside. Love
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: that that's fine. We are moving the next generation and
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: like I'm here for it.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so thank you.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I want to hear my order.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually switch it up, okay.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Or some actually I should say sometimes I switch it up.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: But this is my main order. Yes, obviously, obviously I
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: get the grilled chicken sandwich on a croissant.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, croissant croissant.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: It's so good on the croissant. It's so I don't know,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: somebody like put me on one time and it.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Is so good, like how it falls apart so much.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I don't like a croissant in any other but in
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: this setting I do.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: And what's on it, I'm sorry, grilled chicken.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: It's grilled chicken. So it's like comes with like mayo, tomato,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: lettuce on a cliss it's on a ques. Then I
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: get fries with cheese on the side. You have to
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: get the cheese and a coke.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Now I will lick the cheese off the lid of
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: the cup.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Literally same.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Literally, I took my bitch.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: This cup was so full that there was a layer
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: of cheese. I was like, y'all, did your big one
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: fill in this cheese like you did it. I took
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: fries and I was scraping cheese off the leg.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I put my tongue on that lid. They're
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: they're so bad. Okay, So you get the cheese on
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: the sap okay, yeah, yeah, and a coke and and
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: then if I'm switching it up, I'll either get a
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: crispy chicken like regular chicken strips or and or their
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: onion rings okay, because they're I've.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Never heard their chicken there. I've only ever had beef. Yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I had a burger once.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You're sleeping on their chicken. And of course we love
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: their chop salad because there's noodles in it. It's a
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: fat salad. So shout out pasta shout out. And they
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: have them randomly in like Arizona. They have one in Michigan.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: But I feel like sometimes I feel like it doesn't
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: hit the same. You gotta do it in uh Chicago, Illinois,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: as Hillary sometimes calls it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, we're back and uh.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: For to for to Loo's hard Okay, yeah, because I
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: remember it fell off.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: People said for a minute, I mean, I've always loved you, Pte.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: So we did some quality control because we are back.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: We are so back, baby, Okay, mine is going to
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: be a shout out to a member of the Kardashian
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Jenner family. And you didn't see it coming, but I
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: have to shout her out this week. Yes, yes, his
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: fucking weird ass. I don't get me start. I don't know, Corey.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Corey gonna gives me the willies. I'm not really quite
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: sure about Corey. Sorry Corey, if I know you're a
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: big top. But I gotta give a to miss Kylie Jenner,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: and I have one reason why I'm doing it, but
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: just also she's a leo and I feel her she
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: very much is like always doing her own things. She
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: doesn't ever like when the family is summoned or there's
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: a trip, like she's like, I don't want to go.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. She hit her whole pregnancy because
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: she didn't feel like it. Like I feel like she
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: very much marches to the beat of her own drum,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: and I think that's her leone is coming out. But
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: we love Kylie.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: She was I think the first one out of them
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: to become a billionaire.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: But the reason I'm shouting her out this week not
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: only because she's in love and looks very cute and happy,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: but because she responded to a fan on social who wrote,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: help a girl girl out at Kylie Jenner, I just
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: want to know how to get them to sit like that,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: meaning her yabos, and she has beautiful yabos. And in
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: the past she said, I just moved some fat around
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: and I was like, Kylie, come on, like I'm not
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: buying it. So she posts in tru Leo fashion a
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: photo of her and a bikini coming out of the
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: water looking very sexy, and she wrote four hundred and
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: forty five cc moderate profile, half under the muscle, and
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: then she tagged her plastic surgeon Garth Fisher. And she's
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: not gate keeping those titties, and people were like, thank you.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Some people were like, I'm just gonna save it just
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: in case, and I am too. You know, you just
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: never know. And so she's spreading the love and now
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: every girl is going to be able to have those
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner titties. And I love that, Like the whole family,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like we used to lie about what we've
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: got done being.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Way more open about it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that she sort of like stepped into
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: her own too. I feel like she I mean, it's
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: probably just like like a growing up thing, right, Like
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: she had such a crazy childhood that like for sure,
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: now she's like really stepped into the point where she's like, yeah,
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: she's famous, but she I think she was like the
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: first out of all of them, honestly to start talking about, Okay,
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: how does our how we portray ourselves affect other people, like,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: and how does it we have such a platform and
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: we have such a huge voice, like just in the culture,
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: you know, like how I just remember an episode of
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: one of the shows where she was like talking about that,
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: and I remember being like, they don't. I mean, maybe
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: they've set it off camera, but like she made it
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: a point to say, like no, like let's have this conversation,
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: you know, like getting the fillers, getting the plastic surgery,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: like whatever.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: So I don't know, I think, like it's just she's
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: like she's one of the realist I.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Think, yeah, she is very real and she had to
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: talk about it because you know, she unfortunately had to,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And I mean all of us went through awkward phases.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Most of us did, and especially women, like before you
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: get your period, you like bulk go, I mean, there's
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: whole whatever. And she had little tiny lips and someone
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: made fun of her for that and like she couldn't
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: hide it like the rest of them. Well I think
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I think Kim's always had full lips in Courtney and Chloe,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: but she couldn't hide it. Kylie kind of always has.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: And so that's where she came out with her lip
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: kits and her you know, the whole overlining her lips,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: and so I feel like, yeah, I just I love
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: that she shared her exact order at the plastic surgeon,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: and I remember like her order, and I remember who
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: was on Watch What Happens Live? Maybe it was Chloe
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: or Chloe as Andy Cohen calls her. But he asked
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: one of the sisters like, has anyone in your family
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: gotten like he was asking by procedure, and the sister
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: didn't have to say who it was, but just yes
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: or no. And because anyone in your family other than
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Courtney gotten their titties done, and at the time, it
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: was like a big secret. And someone was like yeah,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: but didn't say who now. I think probably all of
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: them have, but they may have been talking about Kyllie.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: So shout out to her being open and giving her
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: order her plastic surgeon and her surgeon. He's gonna be booked,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: busy and blessed if he already was.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Fisher, Mister Fisher, Timothy Shallow may gets to see those
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: right they.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I mean they do be sitting pretty.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean supposed to do? I think
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I think they're fucking maybe maybe you know, maybe she's
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: a virgin. I don't know. Yeah, you know, she says kids.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my fourth one is kind of celebrity too, I guess.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: But and you mentioned it earlier.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: But I love the new MGK song Cliche, and I
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: love the video for it, and I love that he
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: is sort of like evolved a lot. Like I didn't
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: like his like rapping era, even though I love his
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: song with Comune like a Bao, but his rock era
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: was everything, and now.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: He's almost doing like a pop era.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Like the video, he's like dancing, he's hitting choreo like
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: it's really good, and he's at a car wash And
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: maybe this is like a sign of him like healing
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: a little bit.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: It's like what I'm hoping like, I don't Yeah, he's.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: A shit like he's very much gives ohio and I'll
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: just leave it at that. But hi, sonya do you
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: need us?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Bye, it's not an episode if somebody doesn't try to
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: get in here, you.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Know, her own studio. Someone needs a sponsor, UZ.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Right, we really do. Bloody Valentine is will always be
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite songs of all time, and that
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: is when he met Megan. I think I'm the set
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: of that.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: The song with Halsey, which is really good.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: He's just like.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, he uh, I don't even know what I was saying,
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: but yeah, I don't know if I hope the whole
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: album is like like this, like I don't know that
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: like pop super pop rock.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Song, like yeah, I like email him much.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Want to go on tour together, like I think that
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: would be so good.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: And he still thinks he's like a good rapper.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Like when they were talking about the best boy rapper,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm off the I should be on the list.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, Colson stop.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: So yeah, it's called Cliche. It's his new single.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: It's very good.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Check him out.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: It's that very good. I'll do my music one and
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I just want to say, Lil Wayne, Lil Wayne period.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: He announced a tour today if you are listening on Tuesday,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: and I will be there. Fucking Tiger's got Tiger, Oh
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: my god, Tiger Tiger. You guys, Jason gave me his
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: paid mads Tiger. I don't know what not the herd
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: eat ar Tiger, Jesus Kaitlin. Anyways, I love Tiger, but okay,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: he's not whatever. Lil Wayne. I just I don't think
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: that he gets the respect he deserves. I think he
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: is one speaking of one of the greatest rappers of
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: all time. I don't think he completely invented an entire
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: style of music, even though like put a pot on
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: my head, call me a pot like, you know, he
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: just does his own thing. He's a cute, little happy man.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: He's high. He's a great performer. We got to be
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: in his presence at a recent show. He smoked a
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: joint on stage and in front of children families. But
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: you know what, he is great. And I vividly remember
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: in high school me and my friend Shelby shout out.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: If you're still listening, she's the one who asked if
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: you were gay, and like worried about me. We would
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: go to literally like go to best Buy and buy,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you know, his new Carter albums and then just bump them.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: And I have good memories and I think he should
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: have done the super Bowl, Like good for you, Kendrick.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: But I just I love me some Dwayne Michael Carter Junior.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: He's been through a lot. I don't even know if
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you remember, like he wanted to kill himself and a
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: cop saved his life.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: He oh, I didn't know that.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm pretty sure.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. And just like I don't know, like
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: he was exposed to a lot when he was little.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: He's just I don't know, Dwayne Michael Carter Junior. I
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: love you, Louisana.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: The super Bowl issue, yeah yeah right, And I just
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: love him. I'm trying to make sure that I there
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: was a cop that he thinked. Yes, spoken publicly about
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: a officer, Robert Hubler, who saved his life after a
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: suicide attempt when he was twelve years old, just twelve
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: years old, he tried to kill himself. And yeah, he
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: has never forgotten that guy. He calls him uncle Bob
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: and yeah, that cop saved his life and uh he
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: actually the cop has since passed away. But I just
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I love my my Lil Wayne, and
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see him on tour again. I
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: missed Easter a couple of years ago with my family
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: because they wanted to see Lowayne.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: And oh, yeah you did house.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I had to go to your house. He actually couldn't
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: go home. And I just love Lowayne.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: I just think he needs his flowers and more.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Got so many bangers. That's gonna be such a good show.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Is he new music coming out? Yeah?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: On June. Oh, we're getting it soon. Are we getting
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: it on? It's the Carter six. I think we're getting
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: it on June six, I want to say, but yeah,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: he's just got so many bangers, and like even in concert,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: he'll like do them all. I don't know when you
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: smoke that much pot and do that much coding, Like
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: that's impressive because he just keeps going and he's a tiny,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: little jolly man and I just love him.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: That's gonna be such a good show. And he's playing
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: by my house. I'm so excited.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna go?
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna dress up like him again.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: No, I think it's cultural appropriation.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't. Okay, you didn't like do anything bad, canceled.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: You just war a hat in dreads in dreads.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that is that bad. And red pants, okay,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I think those are My.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Ass was out because I had him sagging, you know,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: oh oh.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, Well we'll see if he dresses up like
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: him again.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: So my last one, I love a good car wash.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, like it's such. So there's these car washes that
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: have opened up near my home and okay, they got me.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Did you get a membership?
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: So I was in a very vulnerable state last weekend
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I need to go for a
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: car wash. So I took my car to the car wash,
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: and I was just like, I don't you get in
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: those moods or you're like I just was pissed off
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: at my family.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to talk to anybody.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do anything. Mike was home all
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: them where of the weekend. I'm like, I just need
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: to go somewhere, right. So I went to the car wash,
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: pull in whatever, and you know, there's like the self
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: serve like touch thing right where you buy the wash
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: and like whatever. Right, Well, there's people standing there and
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh god, okay, so again and they're telling me, oh,
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: we have a special where you paid ten dollars now
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: when you get hover many washes you want this month.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: And blah blah blah.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: So I was like, fine, shre whatever, bought the membership, Okay,
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: something fine, but I read the fine print. I'm gonna
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: cancel it after a month and then I don't get
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: charged again. So that's what I'm but I'm still in
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: the month. I'm just a week in this past weekend,
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: and so I was like, oh, my car's dirty.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: It rained. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a car wash.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: But it's kind of nice to be a member because
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: I pulled into the member's only lane. Okay, there's no line,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: just as members only.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: With the ar row.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: You don't have to roll your window down, you don't
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: have to press the little buttons. It reads your license plate.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: And it was like thing opened. I just pulled right
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: in front of it again in front of everyone. So
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: right now, it's like I paid nine ninety five for
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: the first month and you can have as many washes
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: as you want. Then after a month it goes to
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: the normal price, which is either twenty thirty or forty
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: bucks a.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Month, like depending on which wash you want, which.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Is like, well, I'm just gonna cancel it before a month, right,
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: I was like this is nice, but even like going through,
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: so then you go. They're so cool like all the
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: different colors and whatever. But then they have like a
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: detail center you can go to, so I go over there.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: There's vacuums. They have free uh cleaner to like wipe
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: off your doors and your like dashboard or whatever. They
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: have free glass cleaner so you could wash your windows.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: They have free air sprits. They haven't figured out how
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: to use it yet because they don't know how to
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: do it. They have this machine where you could take
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: your UH mats out and put them in the machine
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: and they clean them.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, it's gas and wash is the name of
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: the Yeah, it's a gas station. But they have like
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: they've like popped up everywhere around it. There's like five
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: in my general. Yeah, they're awesome. And they have a
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: gaming room inside, like if you want to sit at
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: the slot machine, you know, I love me a good
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: gas station.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: But I was like, wait, and then it feels so
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: good to just have a clean car, like I think
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: it really does, Like I forgot because like my last
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: car would never get it. I would only get it
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: washed if it was like dire Straights.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I enjoy car wash. It feels good
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: to cleanse.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do too, I try to always. That was
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: like something a white cars like my parents, I know.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, do you know if they washed This
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: is a side note and it has nothing to do
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: with the podcast, but the first level.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: You know how they washed the of our parking garage?
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Do they start at the bottom and work their way up?
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Or was that like day one?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: No, they start at one and go two, three, four?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I wonder I don't know which floor my car.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Didn't post a schedule normally it'll be like this day
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: is they didn't foor No, it just says don't park
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: here on this day on one?
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well then what about two, three four?
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Right? So I don't know shit, So do I move
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: my car? I don't have my keys? Okay, Well, I
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: don't know. I have to figure that out. I was
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: gonna get dirty if not, Okay, they'll tell you right, No.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: They're threatening to they are that thing. Yeah, it's like,
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: but you're not notifying anybody like I got. I came
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: in the day after they washed it, like the morning after.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: That was the first time I saw the note parking.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: I'm like, so I was here yesterday. I wouldn't have
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: seen it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: But me, like what, I don't think they told cars,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: did they? Because there were some left.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: No, they were still They just they just washed around it.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: But I think they threatened it.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I know, Well, don't do that. Please, don't do that.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I've been through Jewett, I've been through ing off. Okay,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I'll do my last one. Who is that an impression
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: of someone?
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Nick? Don't zuett?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I would just thinking of her and I
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: don't know why. Okay, my left what my last one
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: is gonna sound sound very bougie. But I need you
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: to hear me out. Okay, hold on, let me see
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: what for my car? Just getting my assistant. It is
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: getting a chef instead of going out to eat. Now,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I want you to just hear me out. This is
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: something I started a while ago. Uh. You know, I've
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: been a professional bachelorette attender and I can't remember who
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: told me that they did it for some weekend whatever,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: and it actually was more affordable than like going out.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: To eat, because if you think about it, like.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: This one, this one that I'm referring to that I
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: did over the weekend for the bachelorette, we did do
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: a drink pairing, but like if you don't do a
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: drink pairing, you just you buy your own booze, so
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: like wine, whatever you want, so they got you're right,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: which is like way cheaper than you know, even if
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: you get a bottle of wine and that you like
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: at a restaurant and you look up what it actually caught,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: they just.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Double it, at least double it.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Least double it. So when you're taking that out of
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: the equation and then you're taking out you know, what
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: you would pay for like a big ass group dinner
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: at a really nice restaurant.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Or even just getting there like Ubers or whatever.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: And so it's my bachelorette like party trick. I think
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: on the last night of every you know, group trip,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: it should be getting a chef to the house because
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: by then everyone's fucking hungover, we've got the shikes, we
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: don't want to put on like cute, tight outfits heels,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: and I hired one for my friend Laur's bachelorette for
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: the final night. We were in sweatpants, no shoes, big
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: ass T shirts and we hired the chef over. His
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: name is Chef Dutch. Unfortunately he's Boston based, but anywhere
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: in the New England area. He goes by Chef by
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Design Underscore PDS on Instagram if you want to like
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: check out his work, or if for some reason you're
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: listening to us from New England anywhere, which like I
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: hope someone is, because it was just amazing. He saved
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: my ass and that's why I said I would come
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: back to it later because the chef I had booked
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: canceled on us, and I actually found him on fucking
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: TikTok and I was just searching code where it's like
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Chef Boston, Chef, Maine, Chef, New England, private chef, and
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I ended up finding him and then you know, routing
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: back to his Instagram and he hooked it up. He
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: asked his existing client to move. He was amazing, He
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: was great, It was wonderful and I just think it's
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: such a good hack. He even does like he does
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: small parties. So even if somebody's doing like a date night,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: or if someone's doing like a small group dinner or
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: a brunch, it really is such a luxury to have
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: someone over and cook for you that I think everyone
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: thinks private chef and they're like, oh my god, I
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: can't afford that. But if you ever go out to
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a nicer group dinner for any occasion, it can often
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: be cheaper than that, and it's such a hack for
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: a trip. It's a crowd pleaser. I just think it's
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: so underrated, like eating at home and like be served
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: in you. He even brought his own damn water.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: That doesn't say do they bring their own ingredients?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: To bring everything his own plates, He printed out menus,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: he brought still in sparkling water like he did cocktail pairings.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: He made us fucking espresso, martini's and froze that we
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: had because each course was paired with something different that
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I had from the comfort of our verbo is it
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: your bo or verbal verbo verbo that I had from
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: the comfort I had my sweatpants on, Like I said,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I already had the shape and you know it was
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: it was just don't knock it until you try it,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: and if you are planning about surat or a group anything,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: consider that because it's a luxury and it's actually cheaper
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: than going out to eat a lot of times, I know,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: staying at home. I love it. Oh and let me
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: do my crash out and then toss it back to
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you in honor of Pride month something that just you know,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I don't. I just something bothered me, and I think
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: that it should be only reserved for women and the
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: l g B t Q I A plus community, and
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: it is it's calling women bitch, okay because a streak.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I tried to call me bitch like you a like
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: bitch please or like in a bit, you know what
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, but not in like you're a bitch. But
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: even then, like I just don't think it. It didn't
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: feel right, didn't sound right, Like you can't call me
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: bitch in the way that like you can call me on.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: The phone and be like bitch, like bitch, you.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean. Just he tried it, It didn't land.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: It made me feel a little bit uncomfortable. It was
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: somebody I didn't know, so it was on social and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: was like oh my god, like you know, and I
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: was like bitch, you know whatever. And I just was
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: like that, you can't say that to me. You can't
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: say that to me.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: So that's just reserved for a certain community of people,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: the girls in the gays in the days.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't like it. It made me feel uncomfortable
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: and I just I don't think straight men can call women.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: I feel like, yeah, way it was.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: He tried.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: He tried to disrespectful even if you don't mean it
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: No, and he was like, you're a dumb butch. But
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: it was just I was like, I'm like, don't call
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: me on my name. I don't like it.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: No, So just.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: For y'all and us, Yeah, my crash out is hospital beds.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: So it was in one yesterday casual.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and there weren't enough rooms in the inn, so
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: I was in a hospital bed in a hallway up
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: along the counter on the other side where doctors or
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: nurses were working like vulnerable.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: So I'm just laying there, literally, I'm laying there and I'm.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: If I look this way, I'm like looking at someone
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: working like their desk, like I'm at their computer, like
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: like hello, okay, and the tiniest, cutest just like most
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: adorable little girl comes to get me to take me
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: to my X ray Okay was of age. She was
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: like she just seves like she had glasses. She had
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: like like she just looks. She was so nice and cute,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: like just whatever, pushing me on this bed.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: It's just like the worst people are looking at you.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like yeah.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: And then I'm in there and she like she's like, well,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: I don't want to make you get off. I was
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: like I can get I was like no, no, no,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: you can't get off. So instead of like having me
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: get on the table that is in that room, she's
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: like turning me around in the bed like and all
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: these different I'm like spinning. She's like, all right, hold
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: the thing here. So I'm like holding the thing like
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: we're in this together, like.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: We don't deserve we really don't.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: She's getting couch like I'm the only one here today,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: like I'm sorry. I was like, girl, it's good, like
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry that i'm your because and you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: have to do all this and they didn't even find anything.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you gonna do all this and it was fine,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: like my bones are fine and so like whatever, and
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: then I get back and they put me back in
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: the hallway, but now I'm facing the other way, so
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: now I'm.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Like sitting there and.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Then these like two dudes come up to me. They
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: were like nurses, and they were like, you're getting a
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: leg stabilizer.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like okay. They're like if you ever had one?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: I was like no.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: They're like, do you know how to put it on?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: I'm like no, I never had one. I would I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: know it put it on? So they both like like
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: the one that was like kind of cute was like
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: can you pull your shorts up.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: A little bit? I was like yes, Oh, why do
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: you want to see this thigh? Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: So they're like both like tag teaming, rapping, like putting
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: this thing on me like whatever, and then they're like okay,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: you're good. So like I just like left and I
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: got in the car and I took it off. I
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: couldn't get in the car with a dog. But like,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: hospital beds are just really they're so uncomfortable, like yeah,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: like they're too far back. So like I felt like
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: if I were to like sit back, I'd be like this,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: like that's not comfortable, like to like lay it like no.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: So then I kept like holding my like I had
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: one arm here like sort of like holding my arm up,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: and I was like on my phone on the other
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: and make it look like I was doing something.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: But like they're for being somewhere where you're sick. They're
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: like really uncomfortable.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not necessarily a comfortable place, but they
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: I Yeah, there were these two poor nurses. This guy
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: who when we were in the er last oh well,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: was trying to get drugs, and so he went into
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and pretended that he couldn't get up off
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: the toilet. He was like, I need my drugs to
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: get off the toilet. He was trying to get pain killers,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: like you see a lot in a downtown er. But
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: these like poor nurses, like when he was pretending that
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: he couldn't get up, like we're trying to lift this
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: like huge man, and they're like all right, we got
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: to get the strap. We can't lift you. And then
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: he was like I can get up. I can get up,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: which like I just we really don't deserve nurses. Like
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: my friend Hillary shout out like she's gotten like farted
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: in her face and she's like changing someone's dressing. Like
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: we just really don't and then the er like it's crazy,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: like they'll put you in a room, but it's so
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: you know, over books. Sometimes they made these makeshift like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: little side rooms that are the tiniest things with just
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: a curtain. I don't know. It is very like I wasn't.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Even in a curtain, right, it was just in a hallway,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, they.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Do always be having people just like on bed to
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: the hallway and it's like fluorescent lighting.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Yes, I was just giving I was listening to the
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: tea like they're like talking switching schedules right next to Yeah,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: like I was with them, like we were on this
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: shift together, like I was just sitting there like whatever.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: And then this one woman come out and she was like,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: I gotta ask the doctor because he's asking for oxy.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, are you all just getting it out?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Who's asking for oxy?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Someone else?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not even talking about yourself, Like, don't do that.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: It's highly addictive.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: No, Like one of the people that I bet he
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: was asking for it's like, oh that he takes it
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: every day, but he doesn't have it with him, so
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: he's asking I.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Bet he's trying to up.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: By the way, no one should be taking oxy every day.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: And then I like.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Looked at the guy. I was like, and the guy
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, he's like, I was like, we're in this.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Like they do they yeah, you're you probably started working. No,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: they do. They get a lot of that, and I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: feel like bad. And then you know there's homeless people
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: who just want to come get warm. I don't know,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: it's it's a very they deal with so much, and
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: so it is. It is a wild I can confirm
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: it's a wild fucking place. And shout out. Shout out
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: to all the nurses and doctors, especially our nurses literally
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: and they're always yeah, they're always tiny and cute and
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: then like they have to push and pick up get
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: farted on.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't anyone, thank god.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Thank goodness. But yeah, you know, I don't know, just
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: shout out to them. And also if you do have lime,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I think Balahadid has it too or had it, so
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: it can be chic.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm just like the Hadides, I.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Really hope that you don't, and so we'll have.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: To upha line forever. No, because you can.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: I thought for some reason it was, but then I
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: didn't realize that it was just like the process of
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: discovering that you have it can take forever because you
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: just can feel like shit and not know why, and
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: people can like gaslight you.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think it's something else, right, But we'll see.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: I'll know more next week and I will update y'all
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: if I have lime.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: Or what I have.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not very that would be a hate crime
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: of those times in.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Getting line.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: All right, we'll tell you next week.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Bye.