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Phone Tap: Flushaphobia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning, almost time for your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. And today we call a guy who's in
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  Speaker 1: a crappy situation because he's scheduled a big family party
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  Speaker 1: with all of his aunts and uncles and cousins and
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  Speaker 1: nieces coming over for dinner tonight. That's fine, yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: he just realized his main floor toilet is not working.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, So he had to leave.
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  Speaker 1: To go to work and is waiting to hear from
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  Speaker 1: the plumber to check if it's fixed. Why do I
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  Speaker 1: get the feeling it's not.
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  Speaker 3: It's not me.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hey is this Gino?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Who's this?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning?
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  Speaker 4: This is Todd. I'm the plumber that was called over.
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  Speaker 4: I found the rock and key, I let myself in.
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  Speaker 2: All right, perfect?
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  Speaker 3: Did you look at the situation yet? You read my note?
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  Speaker 2: I have?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, man, and.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know if I'll be able to help you,
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  Speaker 4: but they'll What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: This is gonna sound really strange, But.
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  Speaker 3: Look, man, I'm at work right now. What's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: So I I have a fear of toilets.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm being serious?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: I know, like, it's not the most convenient thing to
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  Speaker 4: hire a plumber who has a toilet phobia, but it
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  Speaker 4: is what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what is going on right now?
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  Speaker 2: You're probably wondering how this even happened.
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  Speaker 3: You have to be joking.
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  Speaker 2: I was first party training, I think, and I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously I got some like repressed memories or something.
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  Speaker 3: So you're telling me I hired a plumber that's afraid
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  Speaker 3: of toilets.
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  Speaker 4: Again, like I said, it's more of a phobia less
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  Speaker 4: than like a fear.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not necessarily scared.
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  Speaker 3: Why did they send you out of my place? Then?
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  Speaker 3: I've told you it was a toilet problem I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I know, wires must have gotten crossed at the company
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  Speaker 4: or someone sent me out before they realized.
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  Speaker 3: You understand, I have a huge center party this weekend
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  Speaker 3: and the toilet on my main floor needs to be fixed. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: and I got some guy that's scared of toilets.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I've been brainstorming because of the situation of me
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  Speaker 4: and toilets.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, it sounds like you have them.
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  Speaker 4: Well, maybe you have like a roomba with a camera
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  Speaker 4: on it, and I could use that to remote control.
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  Speaker 2: Get close to the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: You're not suffusing bomb. It's a toilet that doesn't flush.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what that's warranted?
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I feel awful leaving you in this situation, so you should.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is the time that I try to finally
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  Speaker 2: face my fears.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, If he's all scared of toilets, where do
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  Speaker 3: you go to the bathroom?
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  Speaker 4: Well, sir, another surprise here. That answer will be lying
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  Speaker 4: next to your front porch when.
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  Speaker 2: You get home.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: That's exactly what I said when I was bagging it up.
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  Speaker 3: It is the most ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Just leave. Well, I'm outside the door of your bathroom,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm just gonna open it and I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 4: look at it as a start.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta be.
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  Speaker 3: There, it is. Are you still in my house? I
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  Speaker 3: told you you're gonna o.
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  Speaker 2: My god.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't actually seen one of these face to face
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  Speaker 4: in years.
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  Speaker 1: It's gurgling here.
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  Speaker 3: It's a toilet, that's what it does.
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  Speaker 2: I'm even afraid to look at it. Maybe I could
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  Speaker 2: touch it with like a broom or something.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know why you're in there. You don't
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  Speaker 3: know how to fix it because you're scared of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm closer. I'm a lot closer to it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna touch it.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, is that bad?
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, This isn't as bad as I thought.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of fun. I'm gonna do it again, man,
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  Speaker 2: And I gotta tackle the water. I got too close
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  Speaker 2: to the bowl. Some of it got in my mouth.
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  Speaker 3: What wrong? Get Oh?
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I am gonna leave. Hunter just got here.
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  Speaker 4: He said he's gonna fix the toilet and he's gonna
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  Speaker 4: flush it a bunch two with me, so we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: be fine.
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  Speaker 3: What the is going on right now?
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  Speaker 4: Your brother Hunter set you up for this whole prank
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  Speaker 4: phone call?
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  Speaker 2: Man, you're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 4: Serious man, this is actually a jose from Brook and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Man, we're doing a phone out on you.
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  Speaker 3: My heart, My heart, my heart.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta look at this toilet, bro you know scary
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  Speaker 4: these things?
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  Speaker 3: Are scared of toilets?
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  Speaker 2: That's not true.
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  Speaker 4: I'm also scared of sinks. Should I change professions?
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  Speaker 3: It probably sounds like get there, buddy, week up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twentieth
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,