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Phone Tap: Church Woes and Jonas Bros · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a guy whose stress
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  Speaker 1: level is at an eleven. Right now, that's always a
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  Speaker 1: good time for a joke. Jeff family and friends are
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  Speaker 1: coming into town for his one year old daughter's baptism.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big deal in their family, so grandparents and
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  Speaker 1: cousins are flying in from all over. The only thing
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  Speaker 1: that could screw up this moment is an email from
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  Speaker 1: his wife asking us to prank him, which we did.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to be calling from the church where
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  Speaker 1: the baptism is supposed to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Is this when we actually get our ticket to help?
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  Speaker 1: I booked that a long time ago. It's your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi Marcus.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Hi, my name is Dublin. I'm from Presbyterian Church.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hello, how are you?
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  Speaker 3: Hello? I'm good and you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm anxious for Sunday, but I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Yes, I can understand because you've been working with
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  Speaker 1: Laney on scheduling of baptism.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean we're not really working on it anymore now,
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  Speaker 2: the way of the date and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, right, Well, I am stepping into her shoes
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  Speaker 1: because unfortunately Laney had to step away from the church for.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hope, she's okay, she's okay.
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  Speaker 1: But apparently somebody's hand was caught in the collection plate again.
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  Speaker 2: What are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't hear that from me though.
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  Speaker 1: So AnyWho, I'm taking over scheduling and it says here
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  Speaker 1: your book to for Sunday to baptize your daughter.
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  Speaker 2: Correct, Yes, yes, that's correct.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well not anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you'll understand.
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  Speaker 2: There's no no, no, no, We've been working on this
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  Speaker 2: for a week.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but there has been a conflict that has come up.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard of the Jonas Brothers.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, of course, But what does that have to do.
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  Speaker 1: They are coming to our service to play, isn't that neat?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? That's great, wonderful, But no, what do you? Are
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  Speaker 2: you a fan of the Jonas Brothers?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you a jonahead?
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  Speaker 2: No, because I'm not twelve years old and a girl.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, well they're all.
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  Speaker 3: Grown up now. I mean I'm a fan.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: You should be happy for the whole congregation because they're
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  Speaker 1: going to come and perform a live concert. You know
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  Speaker 1: the song I'm a sucker for you. Well, no, they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna change it to I'm a savior for you.
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  Speaker 3: I am raising like the Lord each morning.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about the lyrics. Okay, I don't care
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  Speaker 2: about the Jonas Brothers. You don't seem understand this has
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  Speaker 2: to happen on Sunday. You need to cancel it or
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  Speaker 2: move it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't cancel on the Jonas Brothers.
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  Speaker 1: The congregation would be up in a holy hepitat if
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  Speaker 1: that happened.
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  Speaker 2: But you can cancel on me and my entire extended
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  Speaker 2: family who are flying in for this.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk to Pastor Mark. This is unacceptable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's getting his hair styled right now to look
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  Speaker 1: like Joe. What you know Joe, he's the older one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know any of them, and that does not
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  Speaker 2: sound like Pastor Market.
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  Speaker 1: Aky Marcus, I hear you're upset. I hear you're frustrated.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh you can tell really do I sound upset?
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  Speaker 1: I'm picking up some emotions. But the good news is
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  Speaker 1: we have an alternative for you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, unless it's that day.
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  Speaker 3: It is that day.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Pastor Mark says he can still do the baptism
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  Speaker 1: same day, during the after party at the Denny's down
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  Speaker 1: the streets.
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  Speaker 2: You have got to be kidding me.
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  Speaker 3: I was surprised too. I thought, what a great place
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  Speaker 3: to do.
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  Speaker 2: A baptism in a Denny's. What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: They're thinking of using maple syrup instead of water?
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  Speaker 2: But you know same, You're okay, okay, Now I'm getting angry.
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  Speaker 1: You're angry because you want to meet the Jonas brothers.
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  Speaker 1: But I must I have to warn you. You do
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  Speaker 1: not have VIP access. You cannot speak or look at
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  Speaker 1: any of the Jonases, or you will be asked to leave.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I feel like I'm going crazy here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going crazy too, just the thought of getting to
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  Speaker 1: meet the Jonas brothers and maybe even touch Kevin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, That's not.
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  Speaker 2: Why I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm coming down there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm putting a Pastor Mark out of Jonas brothers. Whatever. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I would not want to see him in person.
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  Speaker 3: Wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that because Pastor Mark doesn't know anything
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  Speaker 1: about this prank phone call that we're doing. Wait wait
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  Speaker 1: what Yeah, this whole thing is actually just a prank
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  Speaker 1: and my real name is actually jeff from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: This is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, Who did this to me?
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  Speaker 3: Your wife did, Valerie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she said that your daughter's baptism is happening this
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  Speaker 1: week and thought it was a good chance to prank you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she Okay, you got angry, man, You should be
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  Speaker 1: angry too.
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  Speaker 2: It took me months to set this up and coordinate
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  Speaker 2: while these family members coming it dound you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they would have loved the concert. You could have
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  Speaker 3: been there to be like, I'm a savior for you.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, dude, yeah, they would have loved that your wife,
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  Speaker 1: Valerie did approve the Grand Slam baptism.
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  Speaker 2: Though, oh my god
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  Speaker 3: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,