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Phone Tap: Barnaby Wild & the Lost Water Bottle · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today we call a woman who flies to San Diego
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  Speaker 1: once a month for business, and last trip she accidentally
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  Speaker 1: left her water bottle at the airport.
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  Speaker 2: I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: It sucks because it was a really nice one too.
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  Speaker 1: So she told her husband about it, and she's been
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  Speaker 1: kicking herself for leaving it there. In fact, first thing
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  Speaker 1: she plans to do when she flies back is ask
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  Speaker 1: about it at the Lost and Found. Oh but today
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  Speaker 1: we're going to beat her to the punch. It's your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Good afternoon, IMM speaking with Cindeep.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Who is it? I am calling from the San Diego
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  Speaker 3: International Airport. My name is Burnaby, Burnaby Wild.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, hell Mark Barnaby.
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  Speaker 3: Did you fly out of here a week ago on
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  Speaker 3: Delta flight one seven eight and perhaps leave the water
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  Speaker 3: bottle behind?
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  Speaker 1: I did?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I did, Yes, a week in the seeding area by
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  Speaker 3: gate thirty seven.
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  Speaker 2: Oh amazing, Thank you so much. Yes, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 2: honest with you. I've been thinking about it. I've been
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  Speaker 2: wondering what I did with it. I had a feeling
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  Speaker 2: I left it. I was really upset about it. I
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  Speaker 2: was hoping, yes, somebody would find it well.
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  Speaker 3: Good news. We have it in our position now and
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  Speaker 3: based on security footage, we were able to match it
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  Speaker 3: back to you.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, that's good and I'm as scary.
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  Speaker 3: I hope this is not too forward, but I must
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  Speaker 3: say that most people's water bottles that they leave here
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  Speaker 3: are cheap and flimsy, but this one is very, very nice.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, and that is why I have been thinking
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 3: I actually drink out of it myself.
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  Speaker 2: I'm you drank out of it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Did you need to do that?
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  Speaker 3: Just to check the quality of the bottle and its contents.
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  Speaker 3: Some are not worth tracking down the owner, but this
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  Speaker 3: one is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you do it with all the nice bottles.
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  Speaker 2: You drink out of the nice bottle, that's correct.
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  Speaker 3: I'm complimenting you and your choice of liquid container. It
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  Speaker 3: comes up from me, Burnaby Wilers.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, are you going to send the bottle back to me?
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  Speaker 2: How are we going to do that?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely? Yes, yes, we will send it back. We just
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  Speaker 3: need you to pay the storage fee.
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  Speaker 2: Storage fee.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you left it here a week ago, so that
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  Speaker 3: is twenty dollars a day that we have storage your
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  Speaker 3: bottle for you, and that comes out to one hundred
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  Speaker 3: and forty dollars, not including the airport text.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Is this a joke? Is this? Are
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  Speaker 2: you serious right now? A storage fee?
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  Speaker 3: I am super serious. I am as serious as serious
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  Speaker 3: can be.
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  Speaker 2: And you drank out of it?
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  Speaker 3: So for quality check purposes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, why would I pay you any money to store
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  Speaker 2: something that wasn't even supposed to be stored and that
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  Speaker 2: you also contaminated?
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  Speaker 3: May may I remind you it is a very nice
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  Speaker 3: water bottle with your name on.
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  Speaker 2: It exactly, which is why you can understand that I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to spend extra money on the already very
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  Speaker 2: expensive water bottle. Why am I getting tacked for making
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  Speaker 2: a mistake?
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  Speaker 3: That is the airport policy?
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  Speaker 2: Show me.
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  Speaker 3: I am just following it. I am following the rules
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  Speaker 3: in regulations as sit.
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  Speaker 2: Where is the policy? Where? Where in the fine fine print?
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  Speaker 3: You can go and check it out online at your leisure.
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  Speaker 2: I want to see the policy.
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  Speaker 3: It is online? Where the internet HTTP nor lock where
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  Speaker 3: colin worldwide web? Ww Oh my god, you will find it.
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  Speaker 3: So I must ask you at this point visa or
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  Speaker 3: master case.
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  Speaker 2: Speak to your manager. Can I please speak to your supervisor?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? I just need your visa or your master card.
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  Speaker 2: Please, I'm not paying anything. The fees that you want
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  Speaker 2: to charge me are four times the amount of the
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  Speaker 2: damn thing, so keep it OK and shove it.
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  Speaker 3: I have noted your response, and now that you refuse
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  Speaker 3: to pay the storage fees, you will be classified as
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  Speaker 3: persona non grata at the San Diego Airport. What you
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  Speaker 3: will be banned from the premises. That is correct.
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  Speaker 2: I have a business meeting down there in two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: You're not gonna ban me. You can't prevent me from
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  Speaker 2: making a living.
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  Speaker 3: I do apologize, but if you show your face here,
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  Speaker 3: you will be arrested. Arrested please, I must warn you
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  Speaker 3: do not come in a disguise, because we have incredible
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  Speaker 3: AI facial recognition.
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  Speaker 2: In a disguise. I'm coming as my damn self. This
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  Speaker 2: is a scam. This is extortion. No, I want to
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  Speaker 2: talk to your manager.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually a phone prink from Brooklyn Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning. A what it's a phone prink so maybe
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  Speaker 3: you're a little bit right. It is a scam in
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  Speaker 3: a way for a funny one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, my name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning. We're doing a phone zap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh crap, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: My, your husband, Aaron set you up.
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  Speaker 1: He said you were so mad at yourself because you
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  Speaker 1: left your favorite water bottle at the airport last week.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, I cannot believe he would do this to me.
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  Speaker 2: He knows, he knows. How else said, I got so.
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  Speaker 3: Know that you were in a bitter mood. Perhaps we
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  Speaker 3: can drink from the water bottle together.
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  Speaker 2: I could definitely go a few years never hearing that voice.
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  Speaker 3: You are correct, you will not be hearing my voice
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  Speaker 3: because you are not allowed back in the San Diego airport.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's a joke, too, right. Please tell me that's
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  Speaker 2: the joke.
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  Speaker 3: I would go try it and see what happens.
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  Speaker 2: Moving the water bottle is enough. I don't need to
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  Speaker 2: lose my job.
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  Speaker 3: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties