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Phone Tap: Cuffed At The Key Party · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Imagine that you're at a neighbor's party with your significant other.
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  Speaker 1: At some point you decide that you want to go home. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your spouse says, I want to stay out a little more.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you just leave? Well, you leave, sure,
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  Speaker 1: and you let them stay and they don't come home
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  Speaker 1: till the next morning. What yes schedule? You probably have
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  Speaker 1: a few questions for them. Thankfully, the police are about
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  Speaker 1: to call you and fill you in on the blanks
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  Speaker 1: and tell you what really happened after you left the party.
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  Speaker 1: At least that's what happens in this joke. When we
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  Speaker 1: do a phone tap funny Joffre. Right, you can decide
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  Speaker 1: it's happening right now. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Nicole Mark.
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  Speaker 2: This is she. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Sergeant Lawrence Olivier from the County Police.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, are you sure you want Nicole Mark?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't call you by accident. We had a report
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  Speaker 1: recently about people in your neighborhood organizing some key parties.
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  Speaker 1: I assume you know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I do not. I don't a key party. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: So you're laughing already. You think this is funny.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't laugh. That was just like a nervous chuckle.
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  Speaker 2: I guess because I don't know what a key party is.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a little bit guilty to me already.
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  Speaker 2: I just answered the phone, and don't I don't what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just reading you as i'm reading you. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: key parties, you throw your keys in a bucket or
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  Speaker 1: a hat, tops start coming off, you take home a
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  Speaker 1: new friend, that type of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh like, Oh, I did not know that's what
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  Speaker 2: that was called. Okay, but you really, I really know
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  Speaker 2: you have the wrong person because I don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: My husband and I don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: So right, when you were in college, did you major
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  Speaker 1: in acting or are you just an expert at BS?
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  Speaker 1: Because last Friday night there was a neighborhood party at
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  Speaker 1: the residence three houses down from you. Yes, yes, we
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  Speaker 1: were there. Okay, so you admit you attended the party.
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  Speaker 2: We were there at a party which was not a
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  Speaker 2: key party at least when I was there.
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  Speaker 1: I must have been one of the people who snuck
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  Speaker 1: out the back when we showed up.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't sneak anywhere. I left from the front door
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  Speaker 2: at nine thirty because I needed to get home earlier
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  Speaker 2: than my husband.
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  Speaker 1: So excuse me? Are you giving me attitude right now?
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  Speaker 2: What? No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: This is an investigation. I would appreciate your cooperation investigation.
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  Speaker 2: This was just a regular party. There were no keys.
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  Speaker 2: I do not know what you are talking about here.
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  Speaker 1: I already have it on tape.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're doing here.
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  Speaker 1: I already have it on tape. You admitting that you
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  Speaker 1: were there.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I was there, but there were no keys.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, And your husband was there. You said, what time
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  Speaker 1: did he get home that night?
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually he didn't.
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  Speaker 1: He went ah aha, what he.
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  Speaker 2: Drank too much in a neighborhood party, No big deal,
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  Speaker 2: that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: His mugshot says different mugshot.
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  Speaker 2: What are you even talking about? He came on the next.
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  Speaker 1: Morning, apparently after you left. At some point the party
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  Speaker 1: got out of control and a furry lama was looking
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  Speaker 1: to pleasure a frisky bumble bit and let me just say,
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  Speaker 1: more than his stinger was out. Oh my god, it's
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  Speaker 1: all the report.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me. I'm telling you there was no Joan
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  Speaker 2: has parties like that. You must have the wrong house
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  Speaker 2: or something. This did not happen in our neighborhood. I'm sorry, No.
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  Speaker 1: We caught your husband being carried out the front door
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  Speaker 1: like a baby by one of your neighbors. His name
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  Speaker 1: was all Check. It says Brad Brad.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Neither one had pants on.
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  Speaker 2: So you're telling me that actually happened, that my husband
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  Speaker 2: and Brad were pantless after.
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  Speaker 1: This, I'm reading it to you right now. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: letting you know. Both of them were charged, along with
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  Speaker 1: some of the other perverted guests and attendance.
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  Speaker 2: True, was it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh he didn't tell you? Why don't you know? Calling
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  Speaker 1: from the police station.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm speculating here. He's probably a little
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  Speaker 1: bit embarrassed by his actions.
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  Speaker 2: Embarrassed and crap you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it's illegal,
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  Speaker 1: like you were saying, wasn't illegal. I'm just I'm an officer.
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  Speaker 1: I have a job to do. But personally, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when my badge comes off, I'll let you know. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a big boy and I do whatever I want.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say to you.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm looking for is an address for the next event.
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  Speaker 1: Just give me the first three digits and I'll figure
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  Speaker 1: out the words.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Right now? You want the address door.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to arrest anybody. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: come as a participant rather than a police officer.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even process anything you're telling me right now.
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  Speaker 1: Please, man, don't pretend like the basement isn't flooded. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: I work.
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  Speaker 2: Out know what you're talking about. Right now, you need
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  Speaker 2: to get off my phone.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about your husband, Micah, setting you up for a
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  Speaker 1: prank call? That's what this.
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  Speaker 2: Is, setting me up for a Did you just say
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  Speaker 2: prank call?
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  Speaker 1: I did? Now you're listening because my real name is
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  Speaker 1: Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: This is a phone tel I told you enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know that for sure. I'm truthfully, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that either. He just said that he ended up
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  Speaker 1: crashing at your friend's place the other night and thought
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  Speaker 1: we could mess with you. Oh, Micah, Oh is he?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? He's in more trouble now than if he did
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  Speaker 2: get arrested.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure he doesn't own any sexy bumblebee outfits
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  Speaker 1: in that closet anywhere?
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  Speaker 2: For Halloween?
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  Speaker 1: And he pulls the stinger out for special occasions.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning. Phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning,