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Phone Tap: Car Apartment · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today I call a guy
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  Speaker 1: whose car got stolen. It's been over a week now,
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  Speaker 1: and usually in these situations, if the police are going
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  Speaker 1: to find it, you'll call within seventy two hours. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So at this point he's almost given up hope, right,
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  Speaker 1: But that's when I come in, oh no, to let
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  Speaker 1: him know not only has his car been found. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's great, but there's a special surprise inside waiting for him.
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  Speaker 1: I have a feeling that's not great. Yeah. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's gonna be get either. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: he's not amused by what I tell him. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty awesome though. It's your phone tap. Right after
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  Speaker 1: this on the twenties, Hello, all right, this is Officer
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  Speaker 1: Jenkins from this police department looking to speak with Sam's. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is him. I just wanted to call to inform
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  Speaker 1: you that we have found your stolen automobile. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: guys find our car? Yeah, it was across town. We
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  Speaker 1: found it near a freeway underpass. Oh thank god, I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was gone forever. Man. Someone stole out like
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  Speaker 1: a week ago. Yep. One of my guys ran the
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  Speaker 1: plates on it came back that it was stolen. So
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  Speaker 1: we called you, okay, all right, Like where is it?
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  Speaker 1: I can't I just like come pick it up or what? Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's the situation. When we found it, a couple was
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  Speaker 1: living in it and they've been there for the past week.
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  Speaker 1: How are you serious? Yep. It's not as uncommon as
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  Speaker 1: you'd think, though. We actually see this a lot. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So like what happens now? You guys kicked them? All right? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Not exactly. Here here's the situation. There's a city ordinance
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  Speaker 1: that's in the books. Not a lot of people know
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  Speaker 1: about it. But because your car was turned into a
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  Speaker 1: home after seven days of residency, occupants have squatters rights
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  Speaker 1: on it. What does it even mean? It means legally
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  Speaker 1: in our city, it's not your car anymore. It's actually
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  Speaker 1: a mobile apartment. It's a four door car. Like, what
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  Speaker 1: are you what are you even talking about correction, it's
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  Speaker 1: a four door apartment. Now, It's not a department. It's
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  Speaker 1: a car just because they leaping in it. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a house now, look sir, I'm just trying to deliver
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  Speaker 1: the news for you as straight as I want news.
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  Speaker 1: You're basically telling me that someone stole my car and
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  Speaker 1: now living in it, and you're not going to do
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  Speaker 1: about it. Unfortunately, if we would have found your vehicle yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: then I could have done something because that would have
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  Speaker 1: been before the seven day window. But yeah, at this point,
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  Speaker 1: there's not a lot that I can do. Dude, this
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  Speaker 1: is like, so what am I supposed to get a
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  Speaker 1: new car? Now? I know this is very shocking to hear,
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  Speaker 1: but I spoke directly with the couple and they feel
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  Speaker 1: horrible about how this is played out for you. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they feel bad for me. Why don't they get out
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  Speaker 1: of my car? Then? Like it's a simple solution. They
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  Speaker 1: feel so bad they could just leave. Well, look, they
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to lose your car like this and
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  Speaker 1: not anything for it. So what are they going to do? Well,
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  Speaker 1: they've generously offered to pay rent so that they can
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  Speaker 1: stay there until they move to a different call kidding me. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. No, they can't pay rent on my car.
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  Speaker 1: It's not for sale. No, you're right, it's not for sale.
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  Speaker 1: It's theirs. Now you got so it's kind of no. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I think they're being more generous than most people in
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  Speaker 1: this situation would be. Are you kidding me? They so
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  Speaker 1: my car, And now you're saying that although being generous. No, sir, Again,
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  Speaker 1: legally they did not steal it. But I can see
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  Speaker 1: how you would think that. This is a I've ever
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  Speaker 1: heard in my life. You're just saying that it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: So so if I go steal somebody's car right now
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  Speaker 1: and just keep it for seven days, it's my car. Now, No,
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  Speaker 1: you have to live in it. There has to be
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  Speaker 1: proof that you've lived there for the seven days. I
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  Speaker 1: saw the couple has pete into your car, So, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, that is all the evidence that we need
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  Speaker 1: to show that they've established residence. This is the dumbest
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  Speaker 1: plot I've ever heard about it. This is bullshit. But sir, remember,
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  Speaker 1: on the bright side, you're an instant landlord now, and
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. I actually making a joke out of this,
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  Speaker 1: like you're just sitting here being on casual about it,
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  Speaker 1: like that's my car. Yeah, it is your car, and
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  Speaker 1: as the landlord of that mobile apartment, it's your duty
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  Speaker 1: to fix the ac like your tenants are requesting. I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm calling I'm calling the police myself. This
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  Speaker 1: is a bull. I can't deal with it if you
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  Speaker 1: don't call the police. Okay, I'm not really a cop.
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  Speaker 1: What the going on? My name is actually Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your girlfriend Molly said your car got
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  Speaker 1: stolen and you're stressed out about it, so she wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to give you a little laugh. So like, did
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  Speaker 1: Molly like find my actual car or what? Actually, Molly
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  Speaker 1: is the one that stole it and she's taking up
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  Speaker 1: residence in your mobile apartment two. So congrats, you're your
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend's landlord of you do the jokes over, man, I
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  Speaker 1: still need my car up every morning with phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekdays the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning