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April 7th, 2026: The Strait of Hormuz, Real Life Castaway And Talent Producing · The Daily Sarcast

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  Today's episode is brought to you by your new friend telling you that she loves
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  you for the first time. It's very underrated.
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  Now I find a perfect-looking specimen. Trump to J.D.
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  Vance during a speech the other day about how J.D. Vance recently lost a lot of weight.
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  Insert theme song here. This is the Daily Starcast. I give you the news,
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  it may be a laugh. I'm Lindsay Vernick and it's April 7th, 2026.
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  Just a heads up, I am now officially back to work and I am going to keep the podcast going.
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  I work about anywhere from 10 to like 14 hour days, so the podcast may be a little short some days,
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  but just know that I am still giving it my all and I am going to do my best
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  to keep the Daily Starcast every weekday.
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  Oh, and while I'm also talking about this, please make sure that you send this
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  to a friend or a family member or somebody that you recently hooked up with, because, like, why not?
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  In real news, Trump has given Iran a very specific deadline to reopen the Strait
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  of Hormuz, which is basically one of the most important oil routes in the world,
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  where he's threatening to wipe out their infrastructure. And not vaguely.
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  He literally said Iran could be taken out in one night and sent back to the Stone Age. Nice.
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  But also in the same breath, he's also saying Iran wants a deal and is actively
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  participating in negotiations.
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  Iran responded by saying if the U.S. attacks civilian infrastructure like bridges
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  or power plants, they retaliate in a crushing way.
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  That doesn't sound very cute, does it? At the same time, though,
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  they sent over a 10-point peace proposal, which all very much which sounds like
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  a very similar fight that my sister and I have frequently.
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  The peace proposal includes ending the war permanently, guarantees they won't
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  be attacked again, lifting all sanctions, and reopening the strait.
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  And then, slight twist, they also want to co-manage the strait and charge tolls.
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  So it's like, let's stop the war and also start a business together.
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  Meanwhile, on the ground, things are not exactly calming down.
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  Israel killed another top Iranian commander.
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  Air strikes hit Tehran, including a major university, and missiles and drones
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  are being fired across Israel and toward the UAE.
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  And global fuel prices are rising because the strait is still disrupted.
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  So while leaders are talking about peace, everyone else is still actively fighting.
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  There's a real-life castaway moment happening right now, but with a cruise ship.
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  A luxury cruise ship called the MV Fiji Princess ran on top of a reef near a
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  tally island off Fiji, and it's the exact same island where Tom Hanks and castaway was stranded.
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  Literally the same island. The ship was carrying 30 passengers and 31 crew members
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  when it hit a reef, an uninhabited island in the Manuka Islands.
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  The ship ended up getting stuck and taking on water and really got damaged,
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  but unlike Tom Hanks, everyone got rescued pretty quickly.
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  All 30 passengers were safely evacuated and brought back to the mainland along with most of the crew.
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  So no one had to build a shelter out of driftwood or have emotional conversations
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  with a volleyball, which is always a win.
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  Now, here's the serious part about it. The ship was carrying about 20,000 liters
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  of diesel fuel, and officials are working to remove it to prevent an environmental disaster.
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  The concern is that if the fuel leaks, it could damage the surrounding coral
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  reefs, which if you've ever seen them, are kind of the whole appeal of the place.
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  The cruise company said the ship likely hit treble because of a sudden severe
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  storm that pushed the anchor into the reef.
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  And this whole area is actually a really big tourist hotspot.
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  It's known for crystal clear water, marine life, and shipwreck diving.
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  It's also been used for filming shows like Survivor and obviously Castaway,
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  which has now achieved a full circle moment.
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  The Trump administration just made
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  a move that's already raising a lot of eyebrows. I mean, what else is new?
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  They've started terminating multiple civil rights settlements that were designed
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  to protect transgender students in schools.
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  These weren't random policies. These were agreements made over years under both
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  Democratic and Republican administrations to ensure schools weren't discriminating
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  against students based on gender identity.
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  And now this federal government is basically saying those agreements are over.
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  The Education Department says that there's no precedent for this,
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  meaning, like, there isn't something that's typically done here.
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  Normally, once a civil rights settlement is reached, it just stays in place,
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  because obviously, why wouldn't it?
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  But now, schools are being told to choose.
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  So, either follow the federal government's new interpretation of the law,
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  or follow the state's laws, or potentially just get caught in the middle of both.
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  This move is a part of a broader push from the administration to enforce an
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  executive order that recognizes only biological sex assigned at birth and to
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  roll back protections tied to gender identity.
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  At least 40 civil rights investigations have been opened into schools providing
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  protections for transgender students, and the administration has also sued multiple
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  states over policies that allow transgender athletes to participate in school sports.
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  This is obviously like five major steps backwards. The federal government has
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  never gone back and canceled existing civil rights settlement like this. Again, go figure.
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  Advocates for transgender students say it sends a chilling message,
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  essentially signaling that these students are being targeted.
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  No way. Again, go figure.
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  On the other side, administration officials are framing it as enforcing the
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  law and restoring what they call common sense.
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  Maybe on tomorrow's episode, I'll talk about how we're actually now living in
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  the upside-down world of stranger things.
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  So some school districts are now stuck in the middle of all this.
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  Some even say they haven't even been officially notified yet.
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  And others are saying that they don't plan to change anything. They don't care.
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  And a few are already being told to reverse policies or risk losing federal
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  funding, which is obviously a really hard decision to make.
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  In Lindsay life I had my first day of
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  work yesterday I'm a producer on a new show
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  I'm talent producing for the first time which
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  means that I'm just a producer in charge of talent
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  and only talent which I've never done before so I
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  had to prepare the dressing rooms for the cast members to come in and I tried
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  to put together a lot of those like hanging racks for your clothes and stuff
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  from Target and by that I mean I tried to put a lot of wardrobes together but
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  it was really hard and then I had to ask a lot of PAs to come in and help me.
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  Lindsay Lessons, a lesson by Lins. Traveling 45 minutes in New York City is
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  so much different than traveling 45 minutes in the car on the highway.
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  Cooking tip of the day. Tofu dipped in baba ganoush is very yummy.
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  Feedback, comments, questions, and ice Jewish by looking for a date,
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  email me at lindsay at thedailytarcast.com.
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  Thank you so much for listening. I will talk to you guys tomorrow.