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Phone Tap: Medical Rewards · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: a phone tappen today. Just to give you some background here,
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  Speaker 1: the lady that we've been asked to prank has a
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend of three years and whenever the season comes up,
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  Speaker 1: he always begs her to go skiing with him. Every
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  Speaker 1: time she says, no, you're not interested, I'd be like sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So he wanted to get a little help, and we thought, hmmm,
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  Speaker 1: who could apply some firm, yet gentle pressure to get
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  Speaker 1: this woman out onto the slopes. Oh, I know her
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  Speaker 1: doctor's office. No it doesn't. That's what happens. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's a weird combo doctors and ski equipment, but we're
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  Speaker 1: doing it in your phone job right now. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is JC Collin with Family Medicine. I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: speak with Trish. Yes, this is Stresh. Oh Hi Trish.
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling to remind you that you do
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  Speaker 1: have an appointment with doctor tomorrow at five pm. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much for calling me to remind me.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, you know, I also wanted to let you
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  Speaker 1: know that since you've been with us for over six
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  Speaker 1: years now, you're automatically signed up for our medical rewards program. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I've never even heard of this. Oh, it's just something
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  Speaker 1: we like to do for our patients that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: keep them coming back good night. Yeah, you earn points
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  Speaker 1: for every visit. So I'm looking here and you have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of unused points. Really, I've never even heard
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  Speaker 1: of this. That's crazy. Well, it's great news because I
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  Speaker 1: just checked the rewards point chart and I just can't
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  Speaker 1: wait to tell you, m you have enough points for
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  Speaker 1: a pair of size three ski gloves. Congratulations. Oh would
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  Speaker 1: you like to pick them up when you come in
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  Speaker 1: or you want me to send you the ski gloves? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I do really appreciate it, but I really I don't ski. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Well it's just a shame. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: have all these reward points just sitting here. Yeah. Well
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  Speaker 1: I I you know, I really don't have any use
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  Speaker 1: for that. Okay, I can tell you we do have
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  Speaker 1: ski poles and you're pretty close I mean I could
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  Speaker 1: bend the rules for you. I like the poles. They're
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  Speaker 1: a little bent too, bent poles. No, okay, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Anyway, Well, if you change your mind, you might.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to leave the ski gloves at the front
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  Speaker 1: and desk, okay, just for when you check in tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: There's no need to do that. I have no use
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  Speaker 1: for that, like I said just before, just in case. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and back to your appointment, are you okay if after
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  Speaker 1: the doctor sees you, we do a boot fitting in
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  Speaker 1: the lobby att Yeah, we have a boot fitter from
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  Speaker 1: a local ski shop. He can come in and size
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  Speaker 1: you right up. Listen. I don't have any interest in
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  Speaker 1: it at all, So can you just please stop with
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  Speaker 1: all the ski stuff. Really, I'm just thinking like the
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  Speaker 1: boots might be a good starting point if you're a beginner.
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  Speaker 1: How many times do I got to tell you I
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  Speaker 1: don't ski. You gotta start somewhere, right. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: trying to get me the ski so bad? Well, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be straight with you, okay. It's because we have a
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  Speaker 1: deal with a local ski shop. So if you go
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  Speaker 1: in to buy things there, just please mention our name.
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  Speaker 1: Why would my doctor's office partner up with a ski shop.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't even make any sense. Well, good question. We
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  Speaker 1: get a lot of business from people injured while skiing
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  Speaker 1: on the shops equipment. More I like to help them
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  Speaker 1: out as well. People are getting injured while using their equipment.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds too bad, didn't It sounds crazy? Yeah? What
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  Speaker 1: I meant to say is that when people get seriously
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  Speaker 1: heard using their equipment, not the minor injuries, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's the worst. That doesn't sound good either. Maybe we
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  Speaker 1: change the subject. Can I interest you in a rewards
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  Speaker 1: point ski helmet slightly used a small dent on the
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  Speaker 1: right side. Stop. Okay, because this is unbelievable. I hear
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying, and you know what, I agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: It is unbelievable because this is actually a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: A prank phone call. Yeah, I don't actually work at
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  Speaker 1: the doctor's office. My name is Brooke from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook at Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh, your boyfriend John said up
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  Speaker 1: thought you were crazy, you know. He said, he's trying
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  Speaker 1: to get you up to go skiing for the first
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  Speaker 1: time this season. Oh jeez, No, I have no interest.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said to you, but I have a great
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  Speaker 1: slightly dented helmet that you could use up on the
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  Speaker 1: mountain and a bench pole, right yeah, two bent poles. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's how they all get injured, exactly, Okay, wake up
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