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Phone Tap: Clover and the UPS Booby Trap · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's phone
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Speaker 1: tap time and he is back again. Ex British Black
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Speaker 1: Ops officer Clover, and this time he's calling a guy
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Speaker 1: who recently had a package stolen off his front porch.
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Speaker 1: Clover's the man for the job of you see, Clover
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Speaker 1: has taken a part time job making deliveries for the
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Speaker 1: Postal service and as far as he's concerned, having a
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Speaker 1: package stolen from outside your home is a matter of
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Speaker 1: life or death. Absolutely so he's gonna make one hundred
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Speaker 1: percent sure those nasty, dirty porch pirates don't strike ever again.
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Speaker 1: He's got a plan. Do not mess with Clover in
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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. Another Mornings on the twenties.
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Speaker 1: Hello boy, is this James our dress one six Avenue? Uh? Yeah, me,
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Speaker 1: name's Frank, but my mates call me Clover. We deliver
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Speaker 1: packages for ups. I'm filling in for your regular driver,
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Speaker 1: Adam are are you whispering or no actual line? This
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Speaker 1: is my voice? What you mean? Okay? Sure? Yeah, so
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you said you worked for UPS right now, listen,
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Speaker 1: we heard about your little situation. One of your packages
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Speaker 1: went a wall. Huh yeah yeah, some porch pirates came
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Speaker 1: by snag one of my bigger packages. Yeah, I just
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Speaker 1: reported it. Stolen pirates. Yeah, yeah, it sucks. But I
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Speaker 1: hate pirates, pillage and wankers, a drinking rum, always singing shanties, bullocks. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if they're like actual pirate pirates like
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Speaker 1: yo ho ho. But is there a reason that you're
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Speaker 1: calling or confirmative? I wanted you to know that I
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Speaker 1: redelivered your package and I've guaranteed it's secure. You recover
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Speaker 1: the bat. Oh that's great. Oh no, I delivered you
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Speaker 1: a new package, mate, several, But I mean I don't understand. Like,
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Speaker 1: all I can say is when you get home, don't
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Speaker 1: open the package on the front porch. It's a dummy box.
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Speaker 1: Where what it's a dummy box? You're laughing, mate, But
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Speaker 1: I take this very serious, and I wouldn't be laughing
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Speaker 1: if you don't pay close attention to what I'm about
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Speaker 1: to tell you. Okay, what are you telling me? Listen?
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Speaker 1: I left that teen boxes around your home is teen
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Speaker 1: boxes you'd always sty Why did you put thirteen boxes
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Speaker 1: around my house? Twelve of them are decoys? Only one
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Speaker 1: of them is really your package? Okay, um, I think
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Speaker 1: you're taking this a little too seriously. Porch pirates suck,
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Speaker 1: but this is a bit much. That's why I did
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Speaker 1: what I did. Mate, kind of wish you hadn't done
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Speaker 1: what you've done. Mate. Just imagine any of these bloody
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Speaker 1: porch pirates gone marching up trying to move a decoy
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Speaker 1: more than one inch. It'll be the last thing they do.
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Speaker 1: What what do you mean, Like, did you put a
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Speaker 1: bomb by my house? WHOA, let's not say those words
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Speaker 1: made I don't know if this is a secure line,
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Speaker 1: if you've put some craavy thing outside my house? Like
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Speaker 1: I need to call the police right now, man, Like
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Speaker 1: you need to shut your mouth before one of them
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Speaker 1: goes off. What listen, just listen. Thirteen packages is five
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Speaker 1: with a small black label on the bottom. One of
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Speaker 1: those labels has a twenty seven digit encryption key, mate,
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Speaker 1: very important. What are you talking about? This is ridiculous.
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Speaker 1: I wrote this down. This is very important one six
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Speaker 1: tango golf Lama eight for nine whiskey fault. You're doing
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Speaker 1: you fast? Like, stop, what's what are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: You're right, you gotta get this road to something battle happen. Dude,
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Speaker 1: You're not go back and undo whatever you did. Someone's
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Speaker 1: got to stand up to these these bloody pirates, and
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Speaker 1: it's you and me, James. No, we're gonna take care
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Speaker 1: of him. Just a coffee pot I ordered. You need
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Speaker 1: to go right over undo everything that you did. Like
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Speaker 1: that's actually a brilliant idea because your roommate Jesse's already
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Speaker 1: set up ready to go night vision goggles at all.
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Speaker 1: You talked to Jesse, I did talk to Jesse because
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Speaker 1: this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and
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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and your roommate Jesse is the
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Speaker 1: one who set you up for this phone tap. Dude. Yeah, dad,
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Speaker 1: he said your package you got stolen last week and
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Speaker 1: you were so pissed off it'd be a perfect candidate
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Speaker 1: to be messed with. So for real, it is my
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Speaker 1: package actually delivered at the house, Like, actually, no, Jesse,
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Speaker 1: he just hit us up and said it did get delivered.
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Speaker 1: So your package is sorry, your punk just secure. Oh
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Speaker 1: sweet sweet excellent, but hey, you make sure you read
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Speaker 1: the encryption code before you open. It might if you
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Speaker 1: got it. My buddy week Up. Every morning was Weekday
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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning