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Episode 1228 - Baywatch Is Back Baby!!! · Ross Patterson Revolution!

• 0:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the rocks.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: There is some evolution.
• 0:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, JB, is this little friday around here?
• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: Just a little friday.
• 0:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just put it in a lip pillow, but look at you.
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I've got a focus.
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Today's the big one.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you do.
• 0:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: Today's the big day.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure is.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's huge.
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's huge.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: And if you are tuning in to Patreon right now, anything that Jesse is going to put on some panties and stop on a mice.
• 1:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, mouse or mice, multiple mice?
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Meas.
• 1:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're wrong, today, okay?
• 1:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Just mouse or mice?
• 1:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is it, I think meat is appropriate for multiple mousees?
• 1:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: That'd be for moose.
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Ah, yes.
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Moose or moose, or it's the past tense of mice.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right, that's you stop on it.
• 1:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, it's a past tense once they're dead.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a fetish.
• 1:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're meces.
• 1:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're meces.
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's resting mece.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, now that.
• 1:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Nailed it's uh, but if you're really wondering why I'm uh, super rack-eyed today.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, what's Jesse?
• 1:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: What?
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's wondering though.
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Luke just asked.
• 1:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'm wondering in here that line.
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, maybe his Mike was turned off.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: He said, yeah, he's why he's so super rack-eyed.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you're not wearing headphones.
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: They don't give me headphones because they want to talk about it's almost like you're the only one with a producer Yeah, I mean, I see a pair of headphones next year just to refuse to wear them.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah talk shit behind everybody.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey guys, you know it's going to get it to put those on right now The new Baywalk trailer just drops that's fucking go
• 2:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Man, I thought this week, as far as everything that was going on in the entertainment industry I was like, we're back, we're back, you know, live execution, y'all, Trump canceled this morning.
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Not the execution, but the streaming part of it, which sucks.
• 2:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then the Baywatch trailer dropped and I was like, fuck yeah dude, all right.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: We save this purposely for today because it is glorious, it is cheesy, it is everything that show used to be.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it looks like they knocked it out of the fucking park for real, dude.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: And they've got the original theme song back.
• 2:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'll be red!
• 2:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is it all be ready?
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 2:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure is.
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who's that song?
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who's the song, Redder?
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, shit.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dan and I are just talking to him.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hang on a look.
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is it Bob Don?
• 3:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is it Bob Don?
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: I thought it was Hasselhoff.
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, I think it's Bob Don.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's Bob Don.
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: He wrote it, you know, and then he passed it on.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was like, hey, this is too good for me to sing.
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: How about you?
• 3:16
  [SPEAKER_06]: I believe that's what he said.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like very, very close to that.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: Jimmy Jameson is the Baywatch theme song.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Love Jimmy Jameson.
• 3:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: His earlier work is really good.
• 3:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Really good.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what it did, but I'm sure it was great.
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was going to build yourself up career-wise to get to the pinnacle like this, and this is the most beautiful song you'll ever hear.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right now for your audio listeners out there, I know you can't see the trailer.
• 3:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: However, you'll be able to hear Jimmy Jamison's voice.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just ring in through your ears for about three minutes.
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Press play on this.
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's go.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Uh, a little piano.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hi, are you with Baywatch?
• 4:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to know, honey.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: How can I help you with it?
• 4:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking for a captain.
• 4:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you look for a hubby of you, Canon.
• 4:11
  [UNKNOWN]: Good.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: There's no way they live, huh?
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: You can't it?
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: You didn't play it down?
• 4:23
  [SPEAKER_08]: That was night, the 13th on me.
• 4:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: and the plane down.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: Go start the bound for support.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: Go to Snater.
• 4:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Go to Volume Coop.
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Hot Asian.
• 4:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Black guys in the boat he's not the water notice that guess he's not swimming.
• 4:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: He does get in the water.
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, he's on the boat.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: He's driving the boat.
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Wait, they tie a rope to the plane in some of the right.
• 5:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: We want you to miss the boat, bro.
• 5:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: That was fucking awesome.
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Isn't that look nice?
• 5:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hi, bro.
• 5:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Can I help you?
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm Charlie.
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: From Texas, biological, daughter, any of that ringable.
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't worry.
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not looking for money or a father.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just need a job.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_08]: Are you a life card?
• 5:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: I have been dreaming of a relationship with my daughter, but I'm worried about her out there.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's too dangerous.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: It is too dangerous.
• 5:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Having people in my purpose.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_08]: Good.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_08]: To see if they watch lifeguard, you have to be the best of the best.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_08]: Not the right thing.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_08]: Our responsibility to protect the people of this city.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: They don't ever put on the cost.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Even in a meeting.
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: Get to work.
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a bit so I'm live gurney right now.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't have any distractions.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a distraction.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think you're trying to be.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: You the new girl?
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hi, yeah, I'm Charlie.
• 6:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna be a little shrink?
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, we'll see you.
• 6:11
  [UNKNOWN]: Oh, we pray.
• 6:12
  [UNKNOWN]: I'm in the rain.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm not in the dream.
• 6:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: I don't want you to be.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_08]: It's about idea.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_08]: I know.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: What are you doing, Sanci?
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm on way to get away now!
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right, what the hell were you thinking?
• 6:40
  [SPEAKER_08]: Giga beats in order to be a cannon or I will.
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Best job in the world.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_08]: Best job in the world.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck yeah, tickling those ivory's at the ends.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit.
• 7:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: That airs in January ratings will be through the roof guaranteed.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's on unkearned streamings.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is it streaming?
• 7:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's on a stay.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a stand.
• 7:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Exclusive series.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: What is that?
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, man.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: your way off base here, Bluke.
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: What?
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Mind your fucking peas and queues, brother.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's on Fox, okay?
• 7:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's gonna be on Fox, television.
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: It is?
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, dude.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is Baywatch.
• 7:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: You don't spend that kind of money like that, and it's gonna be on Stan.
• 7:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would assume this is a guess.
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dead series, when I say this.
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think they'll put this on after Sunday night football.
• 7:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: You want ratings?
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: There you go dude.
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: In January, that's when the playoffs are.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: So you're going to get the biggest ratings there is and then put this on right afterwards.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you want to talk about rock hard boners all day long.
• 7:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: And if I'll play us, but watch, just docking with your bros to just lock in two penis heads crashing together in the night, right there.
• 8:01
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'll be ready.
• 8:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'll be ready.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yeah, we've got the voice of a thousand angel stars.
• 8:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's very it's cheesy.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's nostalgic.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's great.
• 8:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Hot Bugs.
• 8:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hot Bugs, uh, hot squads, you know, you got the black guy who doesn't swam like that.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hmm.
• 8:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Otherwise, it would be unrealistic.
• 8:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Everything else, super realistic.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: Good everybody represented but common denominator hot and white there's a lot of whites Which I'm not I'm so you have like hot Asian yeah, but but only like one a piece you know And then the rest are all kind of whites yeah, but you have to be hot
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, I don't see race like you.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: But, you know, the white ones of the hottest others.
• 8:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's the funniest joke you ever told.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know.
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's up?
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't see race.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Guys, I don't see color.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: We all know that we all know that I'm colorblind.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry that I have to work with fucking racist every single day of my life, but that is my cross to bear.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Not yours.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: So you will not take that from me today.
• 9:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: You understand me?
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Good.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Because the night this comes on, we gather the kids around, the boys in particular and say, hey boys, may watch us on.
• 9:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: What?
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a family show.
• 9:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: and they're helping people save lives.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: You are the trailer, it's the best of the best.
• 9:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: You've got to be the best of the best to work out there on that beach.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, dude, we'll gather the kids around, we'll all watch it together and just kind of wrap about life, learn some lessons.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: They saved two girls who were paragliding.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: And got struck by a look like a sess in a plane that went down on the water and then the lifeguard just grabbed the the fucking plane out on his own Ripped it right out of the water.
• 10:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, well, he attached a rope to it and then the rope was attached to the boat and then he wrote it That's right, right, but after he pulled.
• 10:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, right there.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at that.
• 10:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at that Oh, boy
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fucking cinema dude absolute cinema.
• 10:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's great.
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh good.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you think they learned how to do this in training?
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I heard.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Blueck is an excellent question.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: I earned a train for four and a half years for this role.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Each and every single one of them, four and a half years.
• 10:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: What?
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: They went to lifeguarding school and then they joined the Coast Guard all of them for four years.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Really?
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, Livy Don Brooks Nader and Thursdaytime.
• 10:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Passy.
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, if you're wondering, like, where have they been?
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's where they've been.
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: They haven't seen him in a lot of stuff.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: When you prepare for a role of a lifetime, sometimes, it takes a long time.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, you know, I look at kind of what Daniel Day Lewis did for Gangs in New York.
• 11:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: There was a rumor that he was in character for 18 months for that.
• 11:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: And these guys, four and a half years.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, yeah.
• 11:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm looking around the board table right there
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's a serious meeting.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: It sure is.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: It sure is.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, those look like our daily morning production meeting.
• 11:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 11:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're moving zoom in.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Why is that?
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is that girls pussy out at the back there?
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, but at the end of the table, they're the blonde.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is that hassy?
• 11:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, scroll down.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, yeah, it's getting close guys now.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_06]: I think a little bit.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean a little more time to analyze that Yeah, that was that was Go to the other one Yeah, that one's covered.
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, has these is you know when you wait or laser it's hard to To tell the difference between leg and oh Got it got it got it.
• 11:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, boo, right?
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: We need laser
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're gonna all have to.
• 12:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they have to, but like, upkeep.
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't support that.
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't support that at all Just just natural, you know Just natural is all I want to do this every day.
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Hey tough shit.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: They're fucking lifeguards, dude You can't worry about what others think when you're saving lives.
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can't
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, you think a fireman runs into a burning building and he's like, oh my god, I've got a boner.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I should stop saving people.
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, he keeps doing his fucking job.
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: And that's what professionals do.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Why would you?
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Your laughter is honestly.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Why would he have a gun?
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's today.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just finding it to a fire.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, fire is creep.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Boners for dudes.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: turn them on.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I think the caveman drawings, if you pull one up when they, you know, originally first did it with the sticks, it was actually as penis and they lied to us about the wood, different type of wood there, but that's history for you and, you know, the education system isn't great today.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: It is what it is, however, I think we mastered it here.
• 13:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think we mastered it
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're good dude.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's blue.
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: There you go blue TV dude right there cave drawing up cave drawings.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: There you go.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Exactly what it was look at that box.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, dudes with with boners all over.
• 13:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: I told you yeah every single cave drawing had a boner.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, damn every you're every last one is I told you hog every single one dude you're killing a deer boner.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: So the deer has a boner too.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know I'm surprised that they didn't draw like smaller boners on the boners themselves.
• 13:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh yeah, like the boners on boners.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, boners squared.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like Richard T. Stabone, dude.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: But either way, congratulations, you guys, whoever's behind this.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, the only thing that's missing for me.
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was really shocked that we didn't have a hassle off, uh, cameo.
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, it's a fine line between like, you know, this nostalgia and crustiness, right?
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: So like, you did see the bartender cameo, right?
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is that Hobie?
• 14:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: The actual Hobie?
• 14:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: And so you can have a couple if they're keeping it high and tight and you kind of put them here and there.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: But when they start bringing reminding people too much how crusty and old fuck.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: What, he's dead?
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know close shit.
• 14:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was not expecting this dead series blue pull this up.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just DM'd you This is what it looks like now Shit dude.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: I didn't know that that's House of Hawthorne.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yikes 73.
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's not I mean for 73 it's not bad, but for Hasselhoff is feels bad for his wife is she 20 7.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry though
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: We have people in our life.
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know.
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: And they don't look like that dude.
• 15:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's true.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: Some things going on with him.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: I could have been that burger.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I remember when I ate that burger on the Florida way.
• 15:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: It had been years of hard livin' for sure, but, um, interests.
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, there's rumors on the internet.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can't confirm it.
• 15:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, somebody said he got hit by the car and night rider.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Don't know.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, guys.
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can't.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, he was great in the SpongeBob movie.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, you know, what was he good in that?
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 15:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: What was he in that?
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was himself.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 15:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's see, and then they auctioned off a 14 foot David Hasselhoff from the movie SpongeBob for a million dollars, actually.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, he's shit.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's crazy, man.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Good for him.
• 15:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know?
• 15:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Good for him, dude.
• 15:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, just helping out some charity and shit like that.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Damn, dude.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: They got him in a wheelchair, too, in some of these shots, something's wrong with him.
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's the body of the auctioned off in SpongeBob, by the way.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: For a million dollars.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: So he did, he did a lot of good stuff before a foreigner up in a wheelchair.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what happened.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: I really don't.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Some kind of illness, right?
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: I remember that burger video that was made May 3rd.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: And do you remember where he were in May 3rd?
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: The day has a half collapsed.
• 16:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: That burger went right through that steel beam of a man
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I mean everyone remembers the burger video for sure.
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, May 3rd.
• 16:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: May 3rd.
• 16:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was when it was.
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: Hard to watch.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: Was it?
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: I thought it was pretty easy to watch.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: We've all been there.
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think shirtless on the floor eating a burger.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I mean it wasn't.
• 16:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: I didn't seem egregious.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was just very weird.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Were you old enough for that video?
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: That was 18 years ago.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: on May 3rd.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: If you're not seeing it.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a good one if you haven't seen it.
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Take the time.
• 17:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Take the time to really enjoy it.
• 17:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: This daughter shot it because she was tired of him being an alcohol.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: You kind of said, like, if you don't.
• 17:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: This is the internet.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, quit drinking or if you come home like this again, I'm going to record you.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: And she did.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and I think he looked at her and said, how be ready?
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Basically pretty much.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then dropped out on the internet wasn't great for him, but whatever, man, you don't hassle the hoff and he's made a good jelly and dollars.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: So don't worry about it.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: You got executive producer credit on this.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, at the top of the show, if you are watching on Patreon right now,
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: when it said the most popular show ever, that is true.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, right around the world, it was number one for like 19 consecutive years.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do you ever saw this, Luke?
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe I did, but it's kind of like, because I was never really like a huge hassle-half guy because I've just never consumed his media, you know?
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: You don't say.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, okay.
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, I think I saw this a little bit.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: He partyed, man.
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: He absolutely partyed, live life to the fullest.
• 18:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what he's going through, what's wrong with him right now, but it's praises up obviously.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: We were a nation divided after that video, we're like, most of us were like, who A, who hasn't been there that burger?
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's exactly what you want.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: When you're that wasted, do you know what I mean?
• 18:32
  [UNKNOWN]: Oh fuck.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: I forgot the mom died.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: The ex-wife died last year, Hayley Hasselhoff is dead.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Shit, dude, that could have something to do with him rapidly declining.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, no, he's murdered a 27-year-old man.
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, see X, Y, that's what he's talking about.
• 18:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's sucking the life force out of it.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's probably what happened to be honest.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's not, you know, when you're that age and married to someone, I don't think you're trying to like help them live longer.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do you want to mean so she's not doing any kind of
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Let's try this.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: The 27-year-old?
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's really just like, okay.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: Let's go pump you full of the meds that the doctor tells us, too.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: And he's like, okay.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: But it needs your credit card.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Mm-hmm.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right, old man.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Let's get to it.
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's time for you to die.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dude, I got a life to live.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what's going on with you.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: You're 73, but.
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Get busy living.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Get busy diarrhea.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: So he's hiking there.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, is he really?
• 19:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a while ago, maybe.
• 19:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 19:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's hiking there.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's using two things to hike.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's and he doesn't ski poles in their in the middle of a meadow Okay, I mean those are hardcore hikers You use those really if you're on Everest I think those are Everest poles that he's just using on flat ground, but are you a Hassan hiker
• 20:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, who's the, is that, oh, is that the new broad right there?
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Got it.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Got it.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, got speed, sir.
• 20:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Got speed.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: You gave us one of the greatest TV series of all time, and now we get to relive it with our children.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Every single Sunday nights.
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Probably.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's my guess.
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sunday night, you think?
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 20:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's a family night.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a family night show.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't think it's a TGI Friday.
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: They don't do that anymore.
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: They don't do that anymore.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's Friday is,
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's wrestling now and college football on Fox.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: So this will be kind of their exclusive Sunday night eight o'clock is where I'm going.
• 20:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sunday night eight o'clock gather the kids around.
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, learn about life.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know?
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Totally.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Because it's going to be a lot of households around America with a dad sitting in the chair going, I don't want to hear any more about that trans bullshit.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Turn on the watch.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'll be ready.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I'm Ants about this in congratulations you guys looking forward to it And Emmy nominations will be coming up soon too.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: So look out for that.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay for the entire cast.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh for sure I'll show everything drama all of it.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: So you know look forward to that But in the meantime Jesse there is a story out there regarding Kelly Clarkson
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now I watched her on the voice last night with the kids, um, um, she didn't reference it.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's what she up to?
• 21:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, was it because she was on American Idol?
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now she says in the voice.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, it's even, it's, it's a pretty crazy, developing news story.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: So Kelly Clarkson went into this,
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, she says it here.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: So Kelly Clarkson posts this.
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: People are kind of like, what?
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: This was on October 10th.
• 21:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: So who wants to do the dramatic reading?
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'll do it for you.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: All right, thanks, Blue.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, Blue.
• 22:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just, you're okay, wait, can we get some water?
• 22:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's amazing.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Can we get some music underneath?
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Blue, dude.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, yeah, yeah, you're, you're, you're,
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I got something here that I think you're pissed.
• 22:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: There we go.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store.
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought it looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: And literally, it was looked at as if I couldn't afford it.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: And was told he could find something comparable for me.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Wow, dude.
• 22:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're an idiot.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: And just lost a huge sale.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: But you also go check out Art of Play and Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julie Roberts character and pretty woman.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: For sure, check it out.
• 22:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Thumb down.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Thumb down.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, she is.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: She is sexy.
• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: I got paid for her.
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Instagram.
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Shut up.
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Jessie, that's what happened to pretty woman.
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, she went into the store and the lady wouldn't sell her stuff.
• 23:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember that scene.
• 23:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: We're going to show the owner and I think you'll see that he did probably did not have sex with her.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Gotcha.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: I haven't.
• 23:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: You don't remember the pretty woman scene.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: I guess we should play that then.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Go ahead, Blue.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: You have it.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: So she's shopping in the store when she's looking like a whore and the lady's like, I don't think that would fit you.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: And she's like a didn't ask about fitting.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: And basically she's just like, uh, maybe you'd be more comfortable with this like sales rack or whatever, right?
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: Uh-oh.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then she goes down the street, does a huge like... Somebody put Kelly Clarks?
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Someone goes down this she goes down the street buys all this shit and then goes back into the store and says like you work on commission, right?
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Big mistake Huge and then walks out.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I like it.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's a classic pretty woman, but yeah ladies love pretty woman So that kind of she posted it on her Instagram, which is like millions of followers, right?
• 24:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: And people are kind of like, Kelly, this is a small business.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, what could have possibly happened at this Brooklyn art of play, right?
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: So art of play, then responds to that, right?
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: Basically, is this what when was that you're going to read it was 24 minutes so we're not No, no, this was screen shot, right.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, this was their first reply.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, this is what first reply.
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: So let's get the stores reply, which, you know, back in my day, it would be, we're so sorry that you had a bad experience.
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Please, you know, you're welcome any time that is not what we're about.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: Anyway, what did art of play first say?
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Arta Play said yesterday, Kelly Clarkson visited us in Brooklyn and inquired about buying Molly, a one of the kind singing and dancing bird, a tomaton who plays an important role in the magic shows we host here.
• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Molly is permanently attached to the wall in isn't for sale.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: However, the negative experience Kelly described on Twitter would resonate with anyone who has ever felt judged in a shop.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: at art or play whether someone comes in to make a purchase or simply look around for a while, they're equally welcome.
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: We greet everyone who walks in the door with the invitation to build things up and play.
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: And they do many stay for hours enjoying our puzzles, games and toys.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Imagine our surprise when our local or small local business was suddenly attacked by eight million people who have never visited our store.
• 25:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's been a surreal experience to be the focus
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: of such widespread outrage after just one mention by a celebrity.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, thanks to all our friends for their support, and welcome to all the curious folks who have discovered us amidst the drama.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: We're going to keep our heads down, and hopefully we can clear things up with Kelly some day.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: As a talented popular singer once said, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh fuck you.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'll set that.
• 26:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Who is the singer who said that?
• 26:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Kelly Clarkson so then Kelly then response again she posts a picture of the bird and the price tag that was next to the bird so art a play response okay let's see it she posts oh this so she posts a picture and there's a price tag right there it's $15,000 okay you're in Brooklyn
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, Kelly writes, cool, cool.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure, it wasn't for sale.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's the narrative art of play is going to go with.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: So the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale, whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title,
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: singing bird didn't happen as you as you elevate her eye me saying in a condescending tone yes it's for sale but it costs 15 thousand dollars so if you'd like me to find something comparable for you I can so that's what she said that they said and on and on she's like
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: So now you're lying.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: I have receipts.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: I have a picture of the price tag.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm pointing at the price tag.
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: So then surveillance.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: We need, we got footage.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: So finally, the surveillance footage you guys is turning to a crime release.
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: All right, thank you guys.
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Here's what I want to say before this comes out, because first you go Kelly, when you first hear of this, what's your first thought, like a celebrity being raped?
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, I should be treated differently because I'm a celebrity.
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: I can just put one post and your whole store can get review, bond, whatever.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, do you recognize me?
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do you know who I am?
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's what you first think, right?
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: But then the story evolves, and we're talking about Brooklyn, New Brooklyn.
• 28:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's not the, the Brooklyn, your mommy's Brooklyn, okay?
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's not your dad's Brooklyn, okay?
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's not your daddy's Brooklyn, like this is high and snooty hipster, haven.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, this is changed, this city's changed so much.
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: So we have surveillance, and I'm gonna kind of
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: walk you kind of through it because the tree gets in the way and I'll point out the characters, but go ahead, Blue.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Let's play this.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's, Mrs.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Inside the store.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Inside the store.
• 28:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: Kelly Clarkson is in the backpack.
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: When she isn't done up, you wouldn't be able to pick her out of a
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: a hipster.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's a plain Jane.
• 29:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Plain, plain Jane.
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's wearing a yellow shirt.
• 29:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: You would recognize her.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: She got the backpack yellow shirt and a baseball cap, but you would recognize her, right?
• 29:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know, yet.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Anyway.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: So she's walking around.
• 29:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's looking at stuff.
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Hey, can somebody help me?
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 29:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: So she's standing by this thing.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: She maybe wants to buy.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's pointing.
• 29:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Looking at it, she sees the price tag, maybe.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, she's just wanting to get a gift.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's a window shopper.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: The store is really packed, I have to say.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't mean it.
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: This must be a great toy store.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't see one single toy, but...
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't even know, it does it open up to a bigger part.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, that is a small ass super crowded, but she's looking around.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 29:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: And so I think she gets somebody to the guy in the white hat.
• 30:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, did you help?
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's got a coffee.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: What can I help you with?
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Crosses is like, mm.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, let's see.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I mean, it does say it's for sale.
• 30:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm just doing his voice.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: It does say it's for sale, but I mean, we don't really, you know what I mean?
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: We've got another one that like, maybe you might want, but like, we just like keep that here.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: And she's like, why does it have?
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: a price tag though, because I definitely want it.
• 30:28
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 30:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I know it has a price tag, but like, I don't know.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, we can, we can find you something else.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: And she's, you know, like, oh, okay, he's sort of rude.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's looking at someone else.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's sort of talking to someone else.
• 30:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know what this feels like, coupe when we talk about going into surf shops or skate shops.
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: when like they basically don't want to sell you anything.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: They want to make you feel like you're not cool enough to be there.
• 30:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're not part of the end crowd.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: Wow, I don't like any of this guy.
• 31:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: So then she's like, okay, she just doesn't understand.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: He walks away.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's like, okay.
• 31:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Fuck.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Feeling a little bit.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: We've all just missed.
• 31:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: She doesn't understand.
• 31:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Now she's like walking out.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think this is when she walks out.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: She puts back the thing she was gonna buy.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: She puts back the other thing.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: She goes to the door.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: And she says something to somebody.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: And then she turns around and says, hey, guys, hey, you were very rude to me.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: I was wanting to buy something and you were super rude and I just want to say that by.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: And everyone's like, ugh.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think Kelly Clarkson?
• 31:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because I think that would stun people in the store allegedly, where she said,
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: I hope you die.
• 31:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck you.
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: My fofo will kill all your kids.
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, I think it was really just like, it was like, I've got to say something.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
• 32:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: And was so aggrieved.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: She went home.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: She posted about it.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hi, and tears.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so I don't know who's side you are on.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Kelly Clarkson.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: This, Kelly Clarkson's.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm on Kelly Clarkson's.
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: You were always on her side when?
• 32:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Through this whole thing.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is the first time I'm seeing it, so now that I've seen the footage and everything else that's going on, she's really pointing her fingers saying, I want to buy this and this guy seems dismissive when he crossed his legs and just like, with his coffee, because here's the thing.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: Anything can be bought.
• 32:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: This happened once.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: once and it was for one of our children.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: There was a toy store in downtown Austin and they one of those giant sock monkeys and they were like, and I was like, how much is that?
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was for Christmas.
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: And they were like, that's not for sale.
• 32:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I go, but if it was, what would you charge for that?
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: And the lady's looks to me, she goes, I don't know.
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was during COVID.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: And she goes, I don't know, like $100.
• 33:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I go, okay, I'll take it.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: She goes,
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Really?
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: She was like, can I let me ask my manager and she asked the manager and they took the fucking giant sock monkey down from the thing and that was what was in our child's crib.
• 33:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: But I didn't really think anything of it.
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't know there was items in a store that weren't for sale.
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: So wasn't like I was being rude or anything.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, you would think like,
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_09]: you would think small business Brooklyn like that might, that would be a great sale, you know, but if it's part of their magic show, I don't know, but here's $1,000.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: Here's what might push you over the edge.
• 33:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: To back to the store side?
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, okay, to tell you something like you were ever on the store side too.
• 33:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, watch it, see the footage.
• 33:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right?
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, so after hearing the audio from Bluke, bless you, voice of an angel, obviously, um, I was leaning towards the store.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: I've just seen the video.
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm now on Kelly Clarkson's side.
• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: And so this is going to push you over the edge.
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: So now we have this co-owner.
• 34:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Adam Rubin or whatever, then doing NBC, he looks like a Brooklyn hipster.
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so let's, let's hear how this, how he feels about all of this.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm fired up right now, I'm fired the fuck up dude, play this clip.
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: What does he have to say?
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not even supposed to be here today.
• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got a cancer removed from my face last week.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm getting the stitches out.
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, God.
• 34:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are afraid of for the safety of our shopkeepers.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Kelly Clarkson?
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kelly Clarkson?
• 34:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: Kelly Clarkson is a danger.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sorry.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: The neighbors are getting docs.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: Huh?
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And review bond.
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: People are getting threatened.
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Your business is.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: They should be docs.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: You would hope to be docs.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: We didn't know this was gonna happen, but Kelly Clarkson did.
• 34:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would invite Kelly Clarkson to come to the shop see a show and fight Whatever she had if she sees something that she likes and we have something comparable We may show it to her.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't promise we won't show her similar items if she's interested in what but This is an insane misunderstanding like Nothing happened in this shop
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: to justify her scolding our shopkeeper on the way out, but I could let that go.
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, everybody has a bad day.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: If it is this intense,
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: to be merely mentioned by Kelly Clarkson.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can only imagine how intense it is to be Kelly Clarkson every single day.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: And Pethy, a little bit of end.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: How many times does this said Kelly Clarkson used your platform to attack us?
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just.
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's asymmetrical, social warfare.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just curious.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, you have guys.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're so cute.
• 35:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: A symmetrical social warfare.
• 35:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: I like it.
• 35:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: So is he Iran in the situation?
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I know.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it seems like he's playing the role of the Palestinians.
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_06]: It seems like he's playing a role of a little faggot.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I don't like any of that, right?
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think once we see him.
• 36:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: All right.
• 36:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now I'm way on Kelly Clark's first person.
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think to send out on this press tour.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: And he's holding coffee.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's holding a coffee.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, it's going to be casual.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: But that's the deal part of the uniform I think.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think he just have to kind of be like, we don't really care about you.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Jessie does that all day.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: She just sips on one coffee.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, no, come on, guys.
• 36:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: He has cancer.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, he shouldn't even be here right now.
• 36:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's a cancer survivor.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: And he has to let you know that, right?
• 36:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: This fucking piece of shit won't let Kelly Clarkson enjoy a bird for her nerd daughter.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: This is, no, now this is, I mean, this is a,
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: This is an ongoing story.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if it's over.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Does Kelly Clarkson never stop responding?
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, I don't know.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: If I'm Kelly Clarkson, I show up in Cripscare and she'll give a little tap to my character.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm wondering, to me, I'm wondering, how does she pretty woman him?
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: So you can't go back into the story and give them money.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, wait, they gave another interview.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: uh... he's been given a bunch so pop this up uh... all i know ten ten wins i think this is a radio station the same so let's see not in real life any one of the internet they are technically close and it's gotten too much sent it does a bill overwhelming what do you mean they're told me to do the phone a regular person would get in touch with us if they want to early clerks in front of the radio he think you have to like change your number or anything
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, I have no experience with this.
• 37:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how we move forward with it.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to say we hold no ill will against Kelly Clarkson We invite her to come back and enjoy the store, but we find her Gross abusive power Completely reprehensible and she should face social consequences What's your name?
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: So show Okay, um
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: We've got, there was a lip reader here, a blue coat of your DMs, who did the video that you showed earlier.
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: No.
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Not, allegedly.
• 38:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: I haven't heard this.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know.
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm new to this, right now.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Guys, I am new to this story, so I have not seen this video play this clip.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think I did the lip reading.
• 38:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: We'll find out right now.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I help you.
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm just checking things out.
• 38:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: Are you looking for something particular?
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: You got my stuff.
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: How much is this?
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: I don't think this would fit you.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, I didn't ask if it would fit, I asked how much it was.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're obviously in the wrong place.
• 38:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Please leave.
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: You were concomission, right?
• 38:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yes, big mistake, big, huge.
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: I have to go shopping now.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you're welcome.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're welcome.
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, you're okay.
• 38:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, no, let's go ahead.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, I'm team Kelly on this one.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: And as a matter of fact, I might leave a review for Art of Play.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Review bomb.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 39:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Art of Play.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Been for a view bomb.
• 39:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: They like to use like warfare and bomb in this way that like,
• 39:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: it's all like violent terminology from the left where it's like it would be like me calling art of play like art of mine rape you know it's like hey dude what do you do into your customers I feel like you're my raping them how he has raped our stores yeah we've been all mine raped I we've got people fucking blown off arms and PTSD back
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is this is fucking worse than World War II and 9-11 combined if they had a baby like this is getting nuts right now.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Absolutely fucking nuts.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: I just love it.
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's our favorite item.
• 40:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's not for sale.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Does anybody know what the fucking bird does to we have video with that?
• 40:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 40:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Somebody show me what this goddamn thing does.
• 40:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do you see this?
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, it's probably just like a normal bird because, you know, those aren't really any.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: So it's got this like polar lever.
• 40:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's like a lever pulley thing on the bottom that that guy is, you could see that guy.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: a cranking on.
• 40:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: There is definitely going to be video for the video of it working.
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: So look up video of Molly.
• 40:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: Go to YouTube.
• 40:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, go to YouTube for this one.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: I got to get a CD.
• 40:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: It looks like a tiny little wooden bird.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: 15 case seems like a lot unless it does such as something very magical.
• 40:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: But I can get it with like, they probably just didn't want to sell it.
• 40:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's some artist thing, but why wouldn't you?
• 40:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: 15 grand.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: I won't you bro.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: You won't rent his apartment is asking to drop 15 grand at your store You say yes, ma'am.
• 40:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yes, you do.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so you see there as any audio on this All those levers and it kind of like really Let's go
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's actually pretty good.
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: If I'm rich, I buy that for my kids.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: And it's like there's a pulley lever system at the bottom.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: If I was that rich, I'd buy that for my fucking kids.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you can see how it's.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Absolutely.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I bought a keyster in the way out.
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's really sweet.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: But I guess the latest is the shop has now put a price tag on it, but it's 15 million.
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, so kind of as another fuck you, right?
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do we start to go find me?
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: I hate to ask.
• 41:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, I don't want them to get that money.
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: I want the fucking bird, though.
• 41:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know what I don't want this mother fucker Adam Rubin or whatever the hell.
• 41:51
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think I think it would have to be a heist.
• 41:54
  [SPEAKER_06]: We've seen him in the end of the world.
• 41:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: He has to be a heist or I don't know what their neighbors are that he's talking about like our neighbors in the stores
• 42:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I wonder if we can like, Molly was designed and crafted by Bliss Colb.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a real person in Brooklyn.
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Apparently the world's most famous singing bird.
• 42:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Autonomous.
• 42:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Beautiful.
• 42:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: 15 million dollars now it says.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: 15 million.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at the price sign.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's what I'm saying.
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: So this is their response now.
• 42:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: So the lady who created this burger name is Bliss Cobb.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Or dude.
• 42:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: Lord knows this book one.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Very true.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Brooklyn.
• 42:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: Don't assume.
• 42:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, this is Caramel Swanson.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Caramel Swanson.
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: So.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: Christ.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, I did a slight reminder, though.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Brooklyn, when I went to grad school there, was so.
• 42:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: awful.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't think they were in Brooklyn.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, went once and here's why only went once.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, okay, once my parents came in a town and they wanted to go to the steakhouse, Peter Luger's in Brooklyn and it was supposed to be the best steakhouse and it's excellent, by the way, I love it.
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, and my my parents took me, uh, they would not let us walk outside the restaurants.
• 43:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: They said they would call a cab, uh, and then get us from our table to put his in the cab because Brooklyn was dangerous after dark and like no
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Certain people live there, but yeah, yep, there you go.
• 43:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: And that ironically is a ceiling bird you just played.
• 43:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but that's how dangerous it used to be.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: And so in 25 years, not only is every black person been pushed out of there by Jay-Z, I'm not kidding, he was wondering who gentrified that city to bring the Brooklyn Nats there, but now you have
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: the whitest pieces of shit living there, that's our now charging 15 million for a bird.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, and he's just cranking the handle.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, show me this one.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's see this.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: So you crank the handle and it does.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's the guy.
• 43:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, that's the guy.
• 43:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is the bird and question they say.
• 43:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Rewind this, blook.
• 44:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so this, it does look a little, it looks like an installation, right?
• 44:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: I love it.
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: I love it.
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I love it.
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: God, remember this guy's been served this?
• 44:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: that board off and it could be like an art piece at your house.
• 44:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: I would be great for 15,000 dollars.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know what that would look great?
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Kelly Clarkson's bathroom.
• 44:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh my gosh.
• 44:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right above her.
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right above her.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, whatever.
• 44:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, let's say she's she's grumpin out and once it kind of distracts whoever she's dating or whatever, she's kind of cranks up the bird.
• 44:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: and you know that that beautiful noises are coming out of the bathroom.
• 44:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think that'd be lovely there and they denied her of this.
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: So these people can burn and fucking hell.
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I don't care who knows that.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Art of play.
• 44:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Art of hate.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: Art of hate.
• 44:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Art of rape.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 44:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Mind you, mind
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Which is available on Spotify, you've violated the people on Quibi.
• 45:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: When that thing was around for two weeks, remember Quibi, like, all those people at Pist.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
• 45:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: There would be ten minute videos on Quibi right now about this whole thing.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: But instead, we get to talk about it here.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then this guy just posts the burden question as he's having some laughs, having some laughs.
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: So I think he's okay, usually, I mean, people that are well, people that are bombed and are in the middle of warfare.
• 45:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't think usually look like that.
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: We've seen recent videos of people going through that exact thing.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: He doesn't look like that's happening.
• 45:40
  [SPEAKER_06]: Could you been a Middle East when he surfed?
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is he good at Middle East?
• 45:43
  [SPEAKER_06]: No, never went over to the Middle East.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: I did all my time in Oklahoma.
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's okay.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'd say as worse.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, yeah, Oklahoma warfare.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_06]: Look at this video right here.
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's what war looks like.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: And you're seeing it right now.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Social work.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm having a hard time even looking at it.
• 45:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: I look love is a battlefield for a lot of people.
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: And this is fucking insane.
• 46:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think if Kelly Clarkson wasn't so beloved and I mean, beloved.
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
• 46:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Not in any way thought of as like a diva or anything, this would be different.
• 46:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: But
• 46:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: I do maybe believe that the Kelly Clarkson supporters are review bombing.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm one of the store and I don't mind it.
• 46:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 46:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: It'll probably cost them about $15,000 to repair their reputation.
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: So maybe we live and learn guys.
• 46:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Or maybe it draws more people in.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: I really like fucker, you know.
• 46:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Probably I'm a I'm a Kelly Clarkson fan.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm one of the special case hand up and Yeah, dude.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't like any of this right now.
• 46:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, she didn't talk about it last time in the voice
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, I would.
• 46:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: I would.
• 46:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's good to, I would have.
• 46:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think she's good to let it go.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: And we're not going to let it go.
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Her hands, her, her fans are handling it for her.
• 47:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Some people talk about Palestine, Kelly Clarkson talks about art of play.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you know what?
• 47:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, I like that it's just this like, hey, this is the stuff that we're dealing with here.
• 47:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Can I read you my favorite headline from an actual newspaper?
• 47:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh yeah, people have gone serious with it, but what is it?
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Kelly Clarkson is the New York Dailyness.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Kelly Clarkson hit the stage in Las Vegas and made her feud with Brooklyn's shop art of play over an Amaton bird named Molly.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: And that is the top story there.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, yeah, I mean, look, you guys, gas prices are high, sure.
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Mid-terms are coming up, Ukraine rushes been going on for nearly five years.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: I ran and whatever that place is over there, Gaza, and all that other stuff has been going on for a while, but this is where all of our thoughts and prayers should be today, like the Clarkson or her family during this difficult time.
• 47:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and I hope it's, I'd be interested to see,
• 48:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, how this plays out, yeah.
• 48:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, it's I don't think it's over.
• 48:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't think it's over.
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think this ends in blood.
• 48:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: I wonder if there's anything to do today from either side.
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know what I mean?
• 48:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: I wonder.
• 48:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, hello, Canada.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hello, Canada.
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Remember, hello, magazine?
• 48:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's there.
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a version up in Canada says, uh.
• 48:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: She put on it.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: She put on an incredible performance last night during her Las Vegas concert at Allegiance Stadium.
• 48:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Jesus Christ.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh fuck.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's that's more than a residency.
• 48:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's the 80,000 seats, uh, Raider Stadium.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, Kelly Kelly.
• 48:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Kelly Kelly, what are you doing over there?
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, I was just playing more videos of that guy with his nose all fucking cut up.
• 48:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not even though it's a being.
• 48:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is a football stadium of 80 films.
• 48:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I thought she was playing like a small.
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Clarkson can fill a stadium where others are having problems.
• 49:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Jelly Roll Post, you know what I mean?
• 49:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Kelly Clarkson does not have an issue.
• 49:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 49:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: uh... safe to say the pop star forty four was thrilled to be back doing what she loves after this incident yet after this from a tithing asymmetrical social warfare i just i like it i'm amazed that she was able to return to her normal life you know quickly because a lot of people you have to go through a decompression period after coming home from the battlefield yet a lot of the pricey still alive she's got a gunt on her
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: I like, and a lot of the interviews that Mr. Rubin does, he talks about, we have normal people in here all the time, so she's not normal?
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 49:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, normal people just, you know, shopping here all the time, normal people, we treated her like any other normal person.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, bud.
• 50:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: We'll don't.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: And also like, what do you say, normal person?
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, exactly.
• 50:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, Art of Play.
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: Now you're talking shit about your actual customers.
• 50:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Art of Play, I've got a bird for you.
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's right there, dude.
• 50:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: What if, yeah, this is another, that's another.
• 50:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, that's the bird for you, bro.
• 50:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 50:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: And this one, it's not 15 million.
• 50:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: This one's free.
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: This one's free.
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is he doing another interview with T.M.C.E?
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Come on, play this.
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Play this.
• 50:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Play this.
• 50:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: The odors of a shop, my name is Adam Rubin, my partner is Dan and Dave Buck and I are right here today.
• 50:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: You got this that same to support our shopkeepers and make sure we're on Joe K. As you can see, I'm recovering.
• 50:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Can't say certain I'm getting some.
• 50:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, we can't see.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: We can't see.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: We don't care.
• 50:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: We look great.
• 50:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
• 50:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
• 50:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Amazing.
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: We all legitimately worried about the safety of our shopkeepers.
• 50:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just Kelly Clarkson has put us all in the age of this pop guy.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm using her platform to try to squat, just like it though, I would suggest this.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Missy thousands of people, phone calls, threats, protection.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, no!
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Not to touch with us right now because of anything.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: The ride for a painful mess of years from Kelly Parts not like a fan of the year we're studying.
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: And not just after the few bombs were going to take a attack on social media on Earth.
• 51:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Five of the social media accounts were going to attack and the worst part of it is that our fans would actually be in here, our friends and our fans, actually, be in the store.
• 51:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anytime they close anything or any positive or admiration for our shops,
• 51:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're getting it back by Kelly Carson fans and getting threatened and getting people telling our neighbors when he says something nice That they hope that his cat gets cancer.
• 51:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I hope so too open's art school next door We had no idea that any of this was gonna happen.
• 51:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: But Kelly far she did Okay, all right your store is full your
• 51:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, hey, guys, we got breaking news, Trump's just posted about it, said art of play is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: So I want everyone to take a moment and realize who these people actually are.
• 52:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: They're fucking terrorists.
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Ah, there I said it, okay, I said it.
• 52:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh.
• 52:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: What's up, Jesse?
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: All right, so Adam Ruben is
• 52:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: disabled a magician who disabled magician he created the New York Times praised theatrical walking tour bizarre Brooklyn which I've heard I've been to it you've been to bizarre Brooklyn think so is that we walked to the warehouse oh oh did he create that if that's it then we've been to that we both into that
• 52:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is that the same place?
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: That was really cool.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm looking, I'm looking.
• 52:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, if it is, dude, I take it back.
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: I might be on his side now.
• 52:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: That fucking place was dope, dude.
• 53:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's get the shit out of people.
• 53:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but any, you know.
• 53:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: Anyways, anyway.
• 53:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: You walk in, coupe, and they, you know, let's say you're with a party of four, whatever.
• 53:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: They split all you guys up, man.
• 53:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: You have to wear mask and shit and you have your own.
• 53:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a one-year-old journey, and then maybe you can find your people later, maybe you can't.
• 53:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it's fucking awesome.
• 53:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: But I think that's what it was, yeah.
• 53:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is it really?
• 53:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think so.
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck.
• 53:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Which it was fun at the time.
• 53:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Which he's just like, but I'm still, I'm still a special K.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's the, I mean, for me, that's the biggest story going on, but there's gotta be other things happening.
• 53:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: There isn't.
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: What?
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would have said early voting started today, who gives a shit about the midterms now.
• 53:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just actually just got a text message about early voting.
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah?
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: What does it say?
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's Michael Lee, your state senator.
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: No fucking way.
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: What did he text it you?
• 54:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he said early voting starts today.
• 54:04
  [SPEAKER_08]: No shit.
• 54:05
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 54:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: I got a text message too.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: What does it say?
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, shit.
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, mine is from, this is Molly and it says, bring a friend.
• 54:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, it's the bird.
• 54:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 54:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 54:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, yeah.
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know I will Molly don't worry about it.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: But, uh, yeah, hopefully this guy will do rights by Kelly Clarkson, sell her to the bird and then she will take the bird on tour.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're going to have to give it to her at this point because I'm saying she can't spend any money at the store.
• 54:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're going to have to give it to her.
• 54:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're going to have to gift it to her if this asymmetrical social warfare goes on any longer.
• 54:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: If they gifted it to her with that count as a $15 million donation.
• 54:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Don't know, let's see if they do gift it to her.
• 54:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, then maybe that would be some kind of tax thing that they can do as a failing business, I don't know.
• 55:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not, I don't know, they're failing, they're packed, I don't know.
• 55:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know they're packed, but like when I tell you it, what can you buy there?
• 55:12
  [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, can you, can you actually get bikes?
• 55:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: Can you tax spoils of war?
• 55:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think you tax those.
• 55:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't think you can.
• 55:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think you can either.
• 55:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I'm looking through this here, and I think.
• 55:31
  [SPEAKER_08]: Here's the thing, we started our friends.
• 55:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, art of play.
• 55:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, when they close down to the story, when they close down, she just needs to ominously post that song with like a black statue.
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, God, I can breathe for the first time.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so it looks like you kind of just go in there and there's eight toys and pray with the puzzles and play with the bird and
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe buy a candle or two.
• 56:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Kind of looks like a special ad class.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's very, it's a confusing store.
• 56:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure, sure is, sure is, but with eight items in there, one would assume all of them are for sale.
• 56:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: You would think, yeah, this is one of those places that can only exist in Brooklyn.
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Exactly, like look, this is the only wall really that's kind of like has stuff for sale.
• 56:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: And I don't know, some like wood, those kind of like,
• 56:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: kids toys that are made out of wood that kids hate and, like, Brooklyn parents love.
• 56:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 56:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: The kids are like, think things, what is this?
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 56:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's all natural.
• 56:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's wood.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's a wooden doll.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_08]: I got you.
• 56:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
• 56:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: My girl plastics.
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Son of a bitch.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, this is the most important story of the year.
• 56:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 56:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: I wasn't expecting that on October 16th.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Really weird.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Really weird.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: They have a puzzle box here that I'm seeing.
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Guess how much a cost?
• 57:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Much 250 bucks.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: really for just a puzzle which one for this one's way.
• 57:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the one on the right middle.
• 57:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's okay.
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Those are hilarious.
• 57:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, so is it just like you keep your puzzles in there?
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, the I think it's like you you open up the box, but it's a puzzle to open it.
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, like that.
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: What's in the box?
• 57:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is it going to capture all like one of a kind pieces from artists like bliss, bliss peanut, but what is what is it?
• 57:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Remember the list, yeah, that's right.
• 57:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's right.
• 57:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's Colb.
• 57:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Bliss Colb with a B on the end of that.
• 57:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's K-O-L-B Colb.
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: It just slides right off the tongue.
• 57:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so I think each, probably each place, each thing that's for sale is kind of a one of a kind to play, it's a great place to get a gift, but if you're Kelly Clarkson, you want the best gift, depending on who she's shopping for, right?
• 58:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, I got you Molly, the bird, not Molly, but I got you the singing bird Molly from Art of Play.
• 58:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: They're like, oh my God, I know, no, no.
• 58:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, that's a twin towers, uh, well, I don't think it's an island.
• 58:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's just that is that's an 9-11 chess board.
• 58:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's the one world trade center.
• 58:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, check me.
• 58:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
• 58:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: Empire.
• 58:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Instead of saying, check me, you say, I'll lock bar.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's kind of knock over the king of that and the queen.
• 58:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's interesting.
• 58:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, it would be for a rich person.
• 58:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: You put that on a, you know, into, never actually.
• 58:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, you never used it, you never used it.
• 58:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, but that's the kind of store that it is.
• 58:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: And it just seems like man, you should, you just should have sold her the damn bird.
• 58:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: And I will say this.
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_06]: It comes.
• 58:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think if Adam was there, he would have fucking sold it to her.
• 58:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 58:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think so too.
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think.
• 59:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think so.
• 59:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: And, you know, looking at that 9-11 chess board, are they giving you jet fuel, like to kind of melt for the pieces afterwards, like how does that work, you know, once the game is over, you think they give you a start-up amount, but if you want to keep playing the game, you have to supply your own.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: God, I don't know.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_06]: Not in this economy.
• 59:19
  [SPEAKER_06]: No.
• 59:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 59:20
  [SPEAKER_06]: Can't afford it.
• 59:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: And afford diesel.
• 59:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, can.
• 59:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Blue can.
• 59:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I've got to, I'll make you something when I go home.
• 59:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 59:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'll make you something when I go for blue TV do, yeah.
• 59:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, make us all for blue TV.
• 59:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 59:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, has to be quick to the point.
• 59:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 59:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: A very DJ Connor dude hit it for makes I haven't heard it a while.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: DJ.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that's true.
• 59:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's true.
• 59:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's true.
• 59:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, the next one is crazy.
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: OK.
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: The for real.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: OK.
• 59:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is actually a crazy story because I didn't think this would go down.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: I write a gods honest truth.
• 59:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: I did not think this would go down.
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do you guys remember when Russell Brann got hit up for rape charges and all the other shits?
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, multiple allegations.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: How could I forget?
• 1:00:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Not just allegations.
• 1:00:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: The trial just started.
• 1:00:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 1:00:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Today.
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: So this is going down.
• 1:00:11
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, it's allegations until the conviction.
• 1:00:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, for sure.
• 1:00:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, I guess that's my question, you guys, because I didn't think this would happen.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's going to try.
• 1:00:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's overrapes.
• 1:00:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: So like, yeah, it's gotta be.
• 1:00:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's gotta be what?
• 1:00:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's a rake trial.
• 1:00:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's gotta be criminal.
• 1:00:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it's over in England, so he's fucked.
• 1:00:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so he is charged with three counts of rape, three of sexual assault and one of indecent assault involving six women between 1999 and 2009 is, they did not guilty the drugs on the London.
• 1:00:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's see, the alleged victims, 2023 interview with cops was played in court this morning and and the woman explained she came forward with her claims after seeing a documentary about
• 1:01:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: She says the alleged accounters started when she and Brandon were chatting at a theater.
• 1:01:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: He performed in just to go back to the hotel room, stripped down to his underwear and she said, no, what are you doing and she's trying to get him just not making out with her or
• 1:01:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: anywhere but London.
• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: I would say this is crazy, right?
• 1:01:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: But I, I think you got a good shot in today's London.
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I, I think with that, I think with anything with that, many, uh, is it just one, uh, three, blue?
• 1:01:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: Is that what it was?
• 1:01:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: The really accusers.
• 1:01:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, I don't know.
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's beyond us.
• 1:01:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is Russell Brand, we're talking about.
• 1:02:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:02:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:02:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's a little bit of it.
• 1:02:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's been, it's sort of a Jared Leto situation, where it's like, it's been bubbling and people have kind of known for a while.
• 1:02:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: And he sort of just has,
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: carried on and you know we'll see what happens but uh yeah I mean he for sure fucking did something we know that for sure get Katy Perry on the stand so the woman said she met brand and a cabaret event he was performing in she said she was not attracted to him and assumed he was gay but he she found him to be polite and intelligent and they chatted for a long time that's how you do it man just
• 1:02:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: We gave you just like chatted up and then you go, let's go up to my hotel and you're like, who all they're like, wait, what you're straight and like a rapper?
• 1:02:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well, she said she would not have invited him back to her hotel room to discuss working out a project together.
• 1:03:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: If she had believed, he had sexual intentions.
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: The woman said that after she came out of the back.
• 1:03:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Come on.
• 1:03:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, she thought of you there.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: You just lost your seat on that one.
• 1:03:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: She thought he was gay.
• 1:03:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I will say this.
• 1:03:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: I've only met him one time.
• 1:03:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I thought he was gay too.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like he was just super playing.
• 1:03:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: He does.
• 1:03:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: He does.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: He does.
• 1:03:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: And it's clothing in the belts and the whole shit.
• 1:03:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: And very brief.
• 1:03:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was a forgetting star marshal.
• 1:03:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: He met him.
• 1:03:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do they say time in there?
• 1:03:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because I think this is years ago, right?
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Cabaret event.
• 1:03:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was a night time.
• 1:03:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: So it was a night time.
• 1:03:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: And though, and you
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: went back to his hotel room to discuss a project, a business project?
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:03:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yeah, and the woman said that after she came out of the bathroom, she just shocked to find and prancing around, wearing only underwear.
• 1:03:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yep.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: He did rape.
• 1:03:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: He did push me on the bed she told police.
• 1:03:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: He did pull my clothes off.
• 1:03:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: He took my trousers off, British.
• 1:04:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Now remember him on me, very heavy.
• 1:04:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: She said, I'm saying, no, no, but I was really scared.
• 1:04:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: After Brand Left saying he had to get back to his mother, I stayed in the bathroom for ages, just washing myself, he said, I was beating myself up in my head, thinking, well, what was I going to do?
• 1:04:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just had these plans in my head of it.
• 1:04:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: If I was pregnant, what was I going to do?
• 1:04:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh my God.
• 1:04:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's... Yeah, he did that shit.
• 1:04:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: He did that shit.
• 1:04:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: But girls, girls, I say it all the time.
• 1:04:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: You go back to the hotel.
• 1:04:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: And maybe it's us growing up in California, LA specifically like, you know, everybody knows.
• 1:04:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: You don't go back to the hotel room for any kind of serious business shit.
• 1:04:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
• 1:04:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: You don't meet in the hotel room.
• 1:04:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: Even the lobby is like, okay, but weird.
• 1:04:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 1:04:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 1:04:56
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 1:05:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: But he could be going to prison.
• 1:05:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yes, that's full on.
• 1:05:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: We're not talking about...
• 1:05:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't even need to hear the rest of the story.
• 1:05:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: London, nope, you're gone.
• 1:05:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, and we're not... You're gonna rest in a social media post right now.
• 1:05:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: We're not talking about like, he graced my tube, and I felt really uncomfortable and people.
• 1:05:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: And I kept emailing, no, like this is...
• 1:05:24
  [SPEAKER_09]: This is actual.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, she said this is a rape her yeah, this is rape her stuff.
• 1:05:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: She said it just seemed like he wanted to ejaculate and then what I hate is when leave other other shit kind of overshadows when it's like actual rape her shit hmm
• 1:05:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: where you go like, bitch, right?
• 1:05:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Nothing happened.
• 1:05:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Nothing happened to you.
• 1:05:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: I'm sure it was uncomfortable for to grays your tit, whatever, but this, this is real shit.
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: And I think what else, what?
• 1:05:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was going to say like, uh, what happened is he's on sorry, right?
• 1:05:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that was just a bad day.
• 1:05:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, no, exactly.
• 1:06:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know, and he's still going through it.
• 1:06:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't like he's ever recovered that guy.
• 1:06:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: All of the Kevin Spacey accusers.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, he went to the hall.
• 1:06:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Kevin Spacey just took a guy to saving private Ryan in the Friday night.
• 1:06:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: They all, and wanted to get jacked off during the opening 20 minutes, which we all know.
• 1:06:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: He didn't fight the way they didn't have to do anything and they kept going back because they thought they were going to Bruce Willis's house.
• 1:06:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 1:06:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: But this is real like you can say all you want like hey girl don't go up into the hotel But like how freaking scary is that you doesn't get a guy that you You're gonna be a guy He's wearing underpants and you know that they were disgusting tidings
• 1:06:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: All right, Russell brand.
• 1:06:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Well, we'll see what happens.
• 1:06:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think see you later.
• 1:06:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think see you later.
• 1:06:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: I probably, I don't think this trial goes more than two or three weeks.
• 1:07:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not kidding.
• 1:07:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, it depends on how long it goes.
• 1:07:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: Are you talking about deliberations?
• 1:07:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, all in.
• 1:07:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: It goes as long as it goes.
• 1:07:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
• 1:07:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: All in.
• 1:07:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: If you're already getting witness testimony day one, three weeks stops.
• 1:07:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think you'll have an answer to this.
• 1:07:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, we don't know what his defense has.
• 1:07:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: So like they bring their witnesses and cross.
• 1:07:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: He defense can bring whatever witness or no witnesses, which he shouldn't.
• 1:07:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: She has a picture of him in his underwear.
• 1:07:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: Wait, is this when it happened?
• 1:07:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:07:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: These are pictures of Russell Brandt taking from the first complaint and correct.
• 1:07:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: In Burnmouth Hotel Room where she alleges he raped her in 1999.
• 1:07:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: She says they met at an event at the labor party conference before our alleged rape.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: So that's that's that is a serial killer picture.
• 1:07:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, these are all the pictures that we show I'm serial killers.
• 1:07:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm just blown a kiss there.
• 1:07:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know Yeah, no
• 1:08:01
  [SPEAKER_09]: All right, we'll see you later, Russell, Brent.
• 1:08:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, he couldn't go farther out of the limelight than he already has.
• 1:08:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: But he's a weird guy anyways.
• 1:08:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, actually, a shockingly his show does very, very well.
• 1:08:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: His book's to very, very well.
• 1:08:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Where?
• 1:08:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: His deal is with YouTube channel.
• 1:08:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:08:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: And his deal is with rumble now.
• 1:08:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, he's on rumble.
• 1:08:19
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh-huh.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't get him.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: He signed up.
• 1:08:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: He signed a massive deal with rumble.
• 1:08:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: I don't even think his show is on YouTube, is it?
• 1:08:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, it used to be when he first started off.
• 1:08:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: But I think now it's like behind a million paywalls, but yeah, maybe his books.
• 1:08:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: His recent tweets from 18 hours ago, he said the prayer is working.
• 1:08:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
• 1:08:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: We have total trust in our beloved Jesus.
• 1:08:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: By his grace, we are healed together.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
• 1:08:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: What, Jesse?
• 1:08:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Look at his weight.
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Through Christ, anything else.
• 1:08:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: His Instagram handle.
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Rusty rockets?
• 1:08:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:08:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Is there something trouble some about rusty rockets?
• 1:08:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Creepy rapeers.
• 1:08:59
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's gotta be a sex move or something, right?
• 1:09:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, the rusty rocket, yeah.
• 1:09:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't know that.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: That's ain't awesome.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know it.
• 1:09:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, there's more involved, but we're not going to go.
• 1:09:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's a longer, there ain't, there's anal involved, but then there's other things that we won't get into.
• 1:09:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: He ties a replica of SpaceX to his nutsack and then flies it across the room when he injectulates.
• 1:09:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:09:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't want to say that part of the women are complaining.
• 1:09:26
  [SPEAKER_06]: It'd be a wonderful show.
• 1:09:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:09:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then he plays like speeches by Elon Musk and stuff.
• 1:09:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: And then also part of the 1969 moon landing.
• 1:09:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: So it's a fun thing.
• 1:09:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's it's very Mollyish from the bird, you know.
• 1:09:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: When I type the letters, Russell Brands name it on Twitter, one of the first tweets that comes up is from Donald Trump 2014.
• 1:09:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: He says, Katie, what the hell were you thinking when you married a loser, Russell Brand?
• 1:09:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: There's a guy who's got nothing going.
• 1:09:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, waste.
• 1:09:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: There it is.
• 1:09:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know.
• 1:09:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:09:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: everyone if you sift through like we did with the Caleb Flynn text last night, but if you sift through the millions of tweets, he puts out.
• 1:10:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
• 1:10:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Every once in a while, Donald Trump will hit right on.
• 1:10:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Some say every time.
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right on the nail.
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Some say every single time.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Some say he doesn't tweet enough.
• 1:10:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, a lot of people say that.
• 1:10:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: Did you do that?
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: No.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I've never heard that.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think his average is like 73 a day.
• 1:10:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, yep, I think you're good.
• 1:10:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Um, should we check in on Fishman Spiral?
• 1:10:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, yes.
• 1:10:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Um, because I want to end with that real quick, I just want to give an update on that Diddy's story we were talking about.
• 1:10:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: what did he story so he got taken to the hospital in a fight and they didn't really have the details or what was going on here this is a surprising one real quick so Saturday he got rushed to the hospital for a head injury and they didn't know what was going on and everything else we briefly touched on it on on Tuesday it turns out Diddy busted his head during a
• 1:11:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: famous or infamous inmates, uh, the Jamaican drug lord known as dudus.
• 1:11:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: And TMZ has learned the fight was over Diddy getting all in the inmates, all the inmates in trouble.
• 1:11:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 1:11:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: And they came to blows last Friday.
• 1:11:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Diddy got the worst part of it, suffering a head injury, so severe, prison officials rushed him to an outside facility for treatments, were told the two men were fighting because
• 1:11:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: and many other, I'm not kidding, by the way.
• 1:11:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dude, yeah, yeah, well with an S, it's dude who's and many other inmates are pissed for Diddy for getting exposed and that NBC news reported about his luxurious life behind bars.
• 1:11:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, because they all had like self own, all had a lot of stuff and so now it's like crack down lockdown and that's his fucking fall.
• 1:12:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: And so now he's going to start getting starting to get beat up, which he should have been doing the entire time.
• 1:12:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: the other thing too, as they said, so after that drops, put that cell phone pick back up there, that was the one that did it right there.
• 1:12:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: That, and then talking about, you know, him paying for Chinese massage, which we're still trying to figure out what that is, having people cook him dinner, clean his shit, like, you know, he got, like, he exposed a lot of, it's like they were getting a lot of freedom,
• 1:12:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Right.
• 1:12:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: And someone kind of ruined it all of them.
• 1:12:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: I would say it's the guy who took this picture though.
• 1:12:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do-do is going to do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-
• 1:12:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: is there's no apostrophe.
• 1:12:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: On leash.
• 1:12:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I thought you were saying it was like, dude, who's rat?
• 1:12:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, no, that's there's no apostrophe.
• 1:12:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: But to your point, because you called it, it said they rated two different raids, and they confiscated all the cellphones from the inmates.
• 1:13:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 1:13:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: So, don't get them back.
• 1:13:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: Don't get them back.
• 1:13:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Don't get them back.
• 1:13:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, it wasn't a fight.
• 1:13:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know did he like to put out that he was in a fight.
• 1:13:15
  [SPEAKER_09]: He got straight up, jumped and beat the fuck up.
• 1:13:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, that should have been happening this entire time.
• 1:13:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: I think people were kind of pissed that he was living this luxurious lifestyle because we sort of were like, well, you're getting a short prison sentence in a Martha Stewart prison, but you better begin fucking beat up.
• 1:13:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: And apparently this guy has been serving a 23-year sentence since 2012, and as the real kingpin is there describing him, he is none too pleased that all of his fringe benefits vanished after the raid.
• 1:13:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, I'd be pretty pissed off too.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, man, I'm doing 23 years and now you're going to take my fucking cell phones and shit.
• 1:13:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:13:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck you, dude.
• 1:13:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, you're going to come in here, which did he was doing, like he was coming here basically,
• 1:14:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: hiring people, kind of turning people, you know, into his little like possey like he likes to do.
• 1:14:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: And this guy was like, fuck no, right.
• 1:14:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe on the outside, you can fool people with that shit.
• 1:14:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: But one popped to your nose and you're going to fall back, break your head and he's a little pussy.
• 1:14:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:14:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:14:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, diddy.
• 1:14:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a real gangster there.
• 1:14:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 1:14:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: That's a real gangster.
• 1:14:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: But you were acting like one.
• 1:14:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: And you came up against it.
• 1:14:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: And now, what?
• 1:14:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: That was, yeah, do you remember this?
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is real, by the way.
• 1:14:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's not an AI thing, that's an AI that was inside the house.
• 1:14:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, the movement might be AI, but this is what the scene looked like.
• 1:14:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Correct.
• 1:14:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think it's a AI recreation of an act.
• 1:14:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, they've stayed just ran it through grock, um, but yeah, that's, I think they cough, they kind of skater over a thousand bottles.
• 1:15:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's not that's that's no joke.
• 1:15:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:15:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's not like you get the storage for that everywhere and I just kind of leave it out so you use it up so yeah good for him.
• 1:15:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: So it's good to I'm happy to hear that
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: P. Diddy, Sean Combs, Puff Daddy.
• 1:15:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sure, brother love is actually jailing now.
• 1:15:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know, there's it actually some prison stuff going on because it's been a little bit fucking cuss.
• 1:15:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: He did get it.
• 1:15:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: So they're saying to end the story.
• 1:15:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Got two weeks in solitaire.
• 1:15:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's where he wants to be, dude.
• 1:15:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: On they let him, at every time they let him out of solitary, he gets fucking beat up as it should be.
• 1:15:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: So back in solitary for his own protection and punishment or whatever, but I'm sure he's like, I'm good, like I'm good in here.
• 1:15:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:15:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know it's supposed to be punishment, but like I'm good, let me just have my own fucking space.
• 1:15:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: I do not want to be out there with those rail gangsters.
• 1:15:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, okay.
• 1:16:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I thought some prayers to Dudu's and Ditty.
• 1:16:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm expecting that today, you know?
• 1:16:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Fuckin' A.
• 1:16:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: What happens today is I'm on Dudu's side and I'm on Clarkson's side.
• 1:16:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 1:16:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Dudu and Clarkson.
• 1:16:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: Dudu's in special, okay.
• 1:16:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do-do's and special cut.
• 1:16:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: And Ms. Clarkson, yes, yes, thank you.
• 1:16:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 1:16:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now, to end this, obviously, it's the end of the week.
• 1:16:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: We only do this show twice a week.
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: It used to do more before Jesse got a life.
• 1:16:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: And I don't have a life and it's just like, I can't do this, man.
• 1:16:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: I can't do this every day for you guys.
• 1:16:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, I like to party.
• 1:16:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: I like to party.
• 1:16:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, what I'm not here.
• 1:16:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I understand that, I understand that.
• 1:16:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do we have an update?
• 1:16:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: on DJ Connor, because I can't go into the weekend without one, all right?
• 1:16:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: So what's going on in DJ's world?
• 1:16:58
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: So he is, like we said, he's that's no, there's no back and forth anymore.
• 1:17:06
  [SPEAKER_09]: We had the big feud with Roseanne that gave him a little pop and put him on our radar.
• 1:17:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: But he was always on my radar.
• 1:17:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: He was always on your radar.
• 1:17:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, butter.
• 1:17:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, my flunk follower.
• 1:17:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: There's a most recent one, but I think the spiral one, if yes.
• 1:17:21
  [SPEAKER_09]: So this one, it's really nothing, but it's gonna show you a, the creepiness, and the possible spiral.
• 1:17:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: But he said he was in his villain face on Tuesday.
• 1:17:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but then he's like, I'm in my villain era.
• 1:17:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: but that's because other people are making me the villain in their story.
• 1:17:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: He likes to use the phrase that he always, and the truth is, and to be quite honest, he's that guy.
• 1:17:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:17:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: But here's just a, it's a one third, it's one thirdy.
• 1:17:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: In the morning?
• 1:17:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: One thirdy in the morning.
• 1:17:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, nothing good happens at that time.
• 1:17:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: One thirdy one AM.
• 1:18:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's nothing bad, but it's just, what are you doing?
• 1:18:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: 131, let's turn on the camera.
• 1:18:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is what happened to Hasselhoff guys.
• 1:18:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Let's turn on the camera.
• 1:18:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: He's not, it's not a Hasselhoff.
• 1:18:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: It is a normal DJ Connor.
• 1:18:16
  [UNKNOWN]: DJ Conner!
• 1:18:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: Biral, I'm just gonna, we're just chronicling the spiral, right?
• 1:18:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: So let's see what he's talking about, what made him so compelled to turn on this camera and talk to you guys at 131.
• 1:18:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: All right.
• 1:18:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Go ahead.
• 1:18:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sitting up writing, listening to the sound of the rain.
• 1:18:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes you just got to take it in.
• 1:18:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know where you're at as you receive this message, but what I do know is that there's a lot going on in the world.
• 1:18:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Chessies, so don't watch.
• 1:19:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: She's the perfect time to save and taking the little joys.
• 1:19:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 1:19:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's wearing a diaper.
• 1:19:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: I know that a lot of us, I don't think that's the sound of rain.
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Whether it be financial, some people are having mental struggles, some people are having, you are.
• 1:19:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: You are.
• 1:19:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Your relationship, or financial, or you already said for you just regular life struggles.
• 1:19:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes you just got to sit and write and work
• 1:19:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, what's that?
• 1:19:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: You had a plug in the podcast.
• 1:19:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: There it is.
• 1:19:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: There's a plug for the podcast.
• 1:19:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Lighthouse in the dark.
• 1:19:52
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:19:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:19:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: Check out my podcast.
• 1:19:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: When like gives your brain learn to jump in the puddles, just don't you not alone.
• 1:20:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Find the little sources of joy.
• 1:20:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever it is.
• 1:20:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Jesus.
• 1:20:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: And whatever time you eat.
• 1:20:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, I think he's inspiration.
• 1:20:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think he's got to praise me.
• 1:20:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, no.
• 1:20:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, do I believe?
• 1:20:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: We know that you're not alone.
• 1:20:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Jesse is not a fucking madman.
• 1:20:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is going to get better.
• 1:20:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sure, it's farmers.
• 1:20:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: But in order for it to get better for me, I got to work my way through it.
• 1:20:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: I got to do the work to make that makes any sense.
• 1:20:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: So all the time we're over there.
• 1:20:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Really simple phrase that people have been saying for the decades.
• 1:20:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: Do the work.
• 1:20:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: Believe in you.
• 1:20:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Send me Nudes.
• 1:20:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: A little message from you.
• 1:20:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: About why you believe in you.
• 1:20:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, fuck, I'll do that right now.
• 1:20:41
  [SPEAKER_08]: Great.
• 1:20:42
  [SPEAKER_08]: What the hell?
• 1:20:43
  [SPEAKER_08]: What's this name again?
• 1:20:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: real and efficient.
• 1:20:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because life is about a little far ETL and make each day worth living.
• 1:20:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is there any good little messages that somebody left in blue?
• 1:20:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, here's good one.
• 1:20:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 1:20:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's been a difficult few months.
• 1:21:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: I lost my first pregnancy and it turned into a postpart of an depression.
• 1:21:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 1:21:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I later learned it was a girl.
• 1:21:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was convinced it was a boy.
• 1:21:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: My dream was always to have a girl.
• 1:21:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Learning that sent me spiraling and broke my heart all the very kind.
• 1:21:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: I hit bottom and felt like I was even about to lose my partner.
• 1:21:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: I did seek help though and we're going to try again.
• 1:21:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: We can't until next year, which feels so far away, I have a lot of work to do to get back in shape, which I struggle with.
• 1:21:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm working on it and slowly getting better.
• 1:21:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, what's this, what's his fucking name again?
• 1:21:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Because I'm, maybe he blocked me.
• 1:21:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, real R-E-E-L-M-Fishman.
• 1:21:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: R-E-E-L?
• 1:21:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:21:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Not the real, like real, the real, yeah.
• 1:21:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: Real, real, real M-Fishman.
• 1:21:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um.
• 1:21:49
  [SPEAKER_09]: Couple of plays on words there.
• 1:21:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is there anyone that's not, you're gonna,
• 1:21:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just recently broke my arm all walking the dog and went to the ER where I was told I need surgery.
• 1:22:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:22:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: My happy happy joy joy moment all our ran and stimpy today was brushing my dog using my non-broken arm.
• 1:22:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Humans are so adaptive because of our body is a deeply interconnected system like a little bit emoji.
• 1:22:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 1:22:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, maybe
• 1:22:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe there's a place for fishmen.
• 1:22:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Are these real people and messages?
• 1:22:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: He apparently has struck a chord with a certain audience and that audience is other insane people.
• 1:22:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: They're struggling.
• 1:22:29
  [SPEAKER_09]: OK.
• 1:22:30
  [SPEAKER_06]: There's an audience for everything.
• 1:22:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: Troll.
• 1:22:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: So true.
• 1:22:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think this will put into perspective with what audience is here.
• 1:22:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: OK.
• 1:22:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Don't do like I'm determined to have a second act.
• 1:22:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm 60 and I've wasted so much time alone now for 12 years.
• 1:22:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: There we go.
• 1:22:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's a contest.
• 1:22:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, okay.
• 1:22:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean alone.
• 1:22:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know that I don't exist for no reason and I don't exist in this world to be alone.
• 1:23:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: I have a love to give.
• 1:23:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: I used to want to take love and then the older I get.
• 1:23:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just want to give some in my glorious second act.
• 1:23:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: However brief it may be.
• 1:23:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 1:23:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Go back to that real quick.
• 1:23:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Frost, you're going to put us on his radar and we're going to be freaking blocked.
• 1:23:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: Just refresh that, okay?
• 1:23:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Refresh that exact video, Blue, could see if it's going to be a comment pops up there.
• 1:23:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's going to be, because I'm verified.
• 1:23:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm a celebrity, guys.
• 1:23:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:23:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: My wife shallard today for the first time.
• 1:23:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: My hamster came back to life after accidentally falling in the toaster.
• 1:23:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Love is real.
• 1:23:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Nice.
• 1:23:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 1:23:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just posted that right now.
• 1:23:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: What is that 12 seconds ago?
• 1:23:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: False.
• 1:23:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: We are all struggling.
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 1:23:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:23:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: So now there's good.
• 1:23:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: There is a lot of the plugging of the Now just.
• 1:23:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:23:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Now we're in it in for real.
• 1:23:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just dove in and out.
• 1:23:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Head and feet.
• 1:23:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Head and feet.
• 1:23:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just dove in like Baywatch to bring this all back around full circle.
• 1:24:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh my God.
• 1:24:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: And we're in now.
• 1:24:03
  [SPEAKER_06]: All right.
• 1:24:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: We're in.
• 1:24:04
  [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, Ross, you got to realize this is bringing the heat down on all of us.
• 1:24:07
  [SPEAKER_06]: You're going to put in your self at risk.
• 1:24:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, now you guys are going to treat me like I'm the owner of art of play.
• 1:24:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Luke you need to not bolt your doors.
• 1:24:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: You need to follow him.
• 1:24:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: You've been to go.
• 1:24:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, just in case He figures it out and blocks or he wants to come on the show and he needs to get a hold of one of the producers and that's you guys I want to say this if he's being funny
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
• 1:24:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's like Nathan Fielder.
• 1:24:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: Ever, if not, which I think probably not.
• 1:24:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: He's a psychopath killer.
• 1:24:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Something's going on.
• 1:24:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: Nice.
• 1:24:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: I for one, if you're listening Michael Fishman, I like you, okay?
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I just want you to know that.
• 1:24:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Luke likes him.
• 1:24:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: He finds some inspirational.
• 1:24:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: He likes the content.
• 1:24:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: He doesn't think that he's creepy at all.
• 1:24:59
  [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
• 1:25:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: Because he's never been cornered.
• 1:25:03
  [SPEAKER_09]: by someone like it.
• 1:25:04
  [SPEAKER_09]: I saw him like Russell's hand.
• 1:25:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, by someone like this, actually more scary than Russell brand, where they're just like, hey, did somebody like my commoner?
• 1:25:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hey.
• 1:25:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, I did.
• 1:25:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay, good.
• 1:25:15
  [SPEAKER_07]: I appreciate it.
• 1:25:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 1:25:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 1:25:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Great.
• 1:25:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: Now you put yourself on the fucking radar again too.
• 1:25:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: I feel seen.
• 1:25:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Of course.
• 1:25:22
  [SPEAKER_07]: I feel seen.
• 1:25:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Of course.
• 1:25:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
• 1:25:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:25:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Blocked.
• 1:25:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: We're not getting blocked.
• 1:25:27
  [SPEAKER_09]: We're gonna get blocked.
• 1:25:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: We're gonna have to screenshot everything up until then.
• 1:25:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: No, we're not.
• 1:25:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, this is DJ Connor, dude.
• 1:25:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:25:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is though the last video that you post before you fucking kill yourself.
• 1:25:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, he posted more.
• 1:25:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: I just think that was the like.
• 1:25:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: He posted, he's, it's a lot of like, see that most recent.
• 1:25:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, a national and indigenous people's day, he posted.
• 1:25:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, but that's what I'm saying.
• 1:25:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:25:55
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• 1:25:57
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• 1:25:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:02
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• 1:26:03
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• 1:26:04
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• 1:26:06
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• 1:26:07
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• 1:26:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm
• 1:26:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: I just keep being struck by how much I love talking to interesting, fascinating people, Carmen Rita Wong.
• 1:26:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, that's the normal one.
• 1:26:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Carmen Rita Wong?
• 1:26:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: No, but, you know, that's normal.
• 1:26:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: The part is the name of the episode called The Wong Way.
• 1:26:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: If it's not, it should be.
• 1:26:32
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it should be.
• 1:26:34
  [SPEAKER_07]: Michael, if you're listening, you can take that.
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not going to come after you.
• 1:26:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: Michael, don't be listening.
• 1:26:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 1:26:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Don't listen, Michael.
• 1:26:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: What the fuck is she talking about?
• 1:26:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, the magic of someone already went through it and she's a foliar, that's kind of cool.
• 1:26:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, is she?
• 1:26:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that is really cool.
• 1:26:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: The magic of a cloth pass.
• 1:26:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is really good.
• 1:26:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's nice, but I like that.
• 1:27:02
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's about four people who are with that in the world.
• 1:27:05
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, congratulations.
• 1:27:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: And I think all four of us are sitting in this room.
• 1:27:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no.
• 1:27:09
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, I'm like, oh, all right.
• 1:27:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: And for people that actually do it, you're like a cloth pass.
• 1:27:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is that what I need to be doing?
• 1:27:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:27:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, boy.
• 1:27:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's so great.
• 1:27:22
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's so great.
• 1:27:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 1:27:23
  [SPEAKER_09]: Well, good for you, Fishman.
• 1:27:26
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, fuck.
• 1:27:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: Before we get off the air, we actually have a real suicide update.
• 1:27:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Remember, uh, RJ MIDI?
• 1:27:34
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
• 1:27:35
  [SPEAKER_07]: Breaking bad.
• 1:27:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: Walt Jr. Jesse, God, damn it, man.
• 1:27:40
  [SPEAKER_07]: People are more than their characters.
• 1:27:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: You know?
• 1:27:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: I knew from Martin.
• 1:27:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like DJ Connor is more than just DJ Connor, obviously.
• 1:27:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sources revealed to us, RJ's fiance Kennedy Swarr as wanted him to choose between her and his mother Dina.
• 1:28:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: The relationship was on the rocks, though it's unclear if they broke up before he died.
• 1:28:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: So the fiance put her foot down.
• 1:28:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: What's up with him and the mother?
• 1:28:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
• 1:28:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, when you have... Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...
• 1:28:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Your mom helps you a lot.
• 1:28:17
  [SPEAKER_09]: Right.
• 1:28:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: I wonder how...
• 1:28:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: I wonder how involved the mom really was, or if it was just like a normal amount and the fiance was like, no.
• 1:28:30
  [SPEAKER_07]: So they got a, oh my god, they got a min...
• 1:28:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: for such is between mom and fiancee.
• 1:28:41
  [SPEAKER_07]: What?
• 1:28:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: He took a hot air balloon ride, right before his death.
• 1:28:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was an Albuquerque with one of his breaking bad co-stars, Lewis Moncata.
• 1:28:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: And he was alone at the airport waiting for his flights.
• 1:28:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: We told he was hanging out at an airport bar called Burkey Brew.
• 1:29:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: It's kind of a plan where it's with Albuquerque.
• 1:29:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, no, no.
• 1:29:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:29:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: And out of few drinks before boarding this place, it was kind of all the fans and people who came up to chat with them.
• 1:29:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:29:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: And said at one point, RJ put his head down a talk with someone on the phone.
• 1:29:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: But it's unclear who he was speaking with.
• 1:29:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: And that's when they said, you know, potentially that's when it happened.
• 1:29:25
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, it's this guy, the fucking killer in the show.
• 1:29:28
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, yeah, shit.
• 1:29:29
  [SPEAKER_07]: And they're on a hot air balloon and Albuquerque, you couldn't pay me to get in a wooden basket and fly in this guy.
• 1:29:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: No.
• 1:29:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry.
• 1:29:38
  [SPEAKER_07]: You could pay me to do it though.
• 1:29:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you can pay Bluke.
• 1:29:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: You want to go in a hotter blue, right?
• 1:29:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: Four, higher.
• 1:29:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'll just do a show live and I'll throw face time.
• 1:29:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're from the hot air blender.
• 1:29:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
• 1:29:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: But Bluke, great.
• 1:29:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're from a hot air blender.
• 1:29:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yes.
• 1:29:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 1:29:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: She loves going to give you that fucking Zelensky Starlink, bro.
• 1:29:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Hell yeah.
• 1:29:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 1:29:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Fuckin' it, this guy was a brutal killer in the shot.
• 1:30:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: The fact that the two of them are homies is really homies.
• 1:30:02
  [SPEAKER_09]: I know, and like he seems like so sweet and giddy.
• 1:30:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know.
• 1:30:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: About the hot air balloon?
• 1:30:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 1:30:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Acting is crazy, huh?
• 1:30:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I know.
• 1:30:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like mad.
• 1:30:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: You can stop like in a hit show or crazy killer and then just end up in a hot air balloon with like the disabled kid well They don't show this part, but if you pan down you'd see kilos of math.
• 1:30:25
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, sure.
• 1:30:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's what makes them so happy.
• 1:30:28
  [SPEAKER_07]: That they were doing drops just all over the city.
• 1:30:31
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that the the least respectful vehicle.
• 1:30:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's great.
• 1:30:37
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh fuck dude.
• 1:30:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: And look, he's pulling the strings just like Molly that bird in the shop, son of a bitch.
• 1:30:44
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, circle.
• 1:30:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: God, what a show today.
• 1:30:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: What a show today.
• 1:30:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Son of a bitch, man.
• 1:30:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: Breaking news.
• 1:30:50
  [SPEAKER_07]: I, if this isn't the number one show on Earth within the next 12 days, I'll kill myself.
• 1:30:57
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, this particular show.
• 1:30:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: This particular show.
• 1:31:01
  [SPEAKER_07]: We solved all the things today.
• 1:31:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I don't know how anybody's going to do it better.
• 1:31:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:31:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: And podcasting, not many people are doing it either.
• 1:31:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I could see one person doing it better.
• 1:31:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who's done?
• 1:31:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: DJ Connor.
• 1:31:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Game of Thrones.
• 1:31:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Bam, bam, bam.
• 1:31:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: Look at the two of you guys, dude.
• 1:31:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Working together.
• 1:31:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yep.
• 1:31:20
  [SPEAKER_09]: Lighthouse in the dark.
• 1:31:21
  [SPEAKER_07]: Son of a bitch.
• 1:31:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: All right.
• 1:31:23
  [SPEAKER_07]: Let's see if DJ Connor responds to me in the hamster in my wife's story.
• 1:31:30
  [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I just don't want to lose the... You don't want to lose any fish.
• 1:31:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Fishman, um, portal.
• 1:31:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: Do you want to mean?
• 1:31:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: You're not going to lose anything, okay?
• 1:31:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay?
• 1:31:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: I would die if he blocks me.
• 1:31:44
  [SPEAKER_06]: Would you?
• 1:31:45
  [SPEAKER_06]: We don't want that well drying up.
• 1:31:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: I know.
• 1:31:46
  [SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
• 1:31:47
  [SPEAKER_06]: Very true.
• 1:31:49
  [SPEAKER_07]: I did feel weird when Steve Martin blackmailed me.
• 1:31:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, it's fishman, right?
• 1:31:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's fishman Friday.
• 1:31:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Ha ha ha ha.
• 1:31:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: You know what I mean?
• 1:31:55
  [SPEAKER_09]: I was starting a whole thing.
• 1:32:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: If I get blocked from Fishman, yeah.
• 1:32:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: How many celebrities have blocked you guys?
• 1:32:05
  [SPEAKER_09]: None me, none me, but I'm mostly on X. Malcolm, yeah, I'm most of my Malcolm.
• 1:32:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: So Steve Martin thing was weird because I actually am a huge fan.
• 1:32:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like, for real, he's one of my favorite comedians of all time.
• 1:32:20
  [SPEAKER_07]: Not that big of a fan of him as a person, dead series.
• 1:32:24
  [SPEAKER_07]: And, but whatever, man, I can separate the art from the artist.
• 1:32:27
  [SPEAKER_07]: He'd posted something like super political over and over and over again, and I was like, man, I don't want to fucking hear about this.
• 1:32:33
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I just said, there's my exact response, Luke, and I'm not kidding.
• 1:32:36
  [SPEAKER_07]: I just said, when celebrities get to a certain age, they should turn off all their social media accounts, so we could just remember them for who they used to be.
• 1:32:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's what you wrote on there.
• 1:32:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
• 1:32:45
  [SPEAKER_07]: And he fucking blocked me.
• 1:32:46
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's surprisingly blue.
• 1:32:47
  [SPEAKER_09]: Then you got blocked, right?
• 1:32:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: So, you know, well, it's never a surprise, but...
• 1:32:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: Here's why.
• 1:32:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: We used to do this thing before, uh, back in the day before you were here, where I have this weird,
• 1:33:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, sickness, I guess you want to say of when people die, when people die, I want to see the last Instagram story, the last tweet, the last thing, and I'll go to it super quick, right?
• 1:33:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: And there's been some really fascinating ones over the years, like one of them was Mac Miller.
• 1:33:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was following Mac Miller on Instagram and he had four stories in a row at the top of his Instagram after he, well, just right before he died and he was playing my one of my favorite songs by him on vinyl in like a fucking dark empty apartment and it was just over and over and over again.
• 1:33:39
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was four times in a row and I was like, whoa dude,
• 1:33:42
  [SPEAKER_07]: and same with like a Steve Martin, I don't want his last tweet to be fuck Trump or fuck magga, whatever it is, right?
• 1:33:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: Cause you look at Rob Reiner and that's kind of all people think of, as what he used to tweet about, you know?
• 1:33:56
  [SPEAKER_07]: Like that motherfucker would post like 100 Trump tweets a day.
• 1:34:00
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I feel the same way about Jud Appetite where I'm like, hey dude, we'd like all your shit, whatever, like, you know, cool.
• 1:34:06
  [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, same movie Steve Martin.
• 1:34:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 1:34:13
  [SPEAKER_07]: The blocks may.
• 1:34:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: So it's a lot of stuff like that, blue, where you get it during I mean, like you go like, oh, they blocked you because you were like being super annoying to them.
• 1:34:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: But I was not.
• 1:34:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, you know, between all the people who have blocked here, you are the the one common denominator.
• 1:34:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm blue.
• 1:34:35
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, guys, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
• 1:34:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, all right.
• 1:34:42
  [SPEAKER_09]: We'll see you later.
• 1:34:43
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm taking off my headphones and I'm leaving you up.
• 1:34:46
  [SPEAKER_07]: The program today.
• 1:34:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: You're heating up the hanging up the headphones.
• 1:34:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: This pushed me over the edge today.
• 1:34:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's his last show.
• 1:34:56
  [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck, I think we're all gonna be catchin' strays for that one.
• 1:34:58
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, last show today.
• 1:34:59
  [SPEAKER_07]: Wanna think my parents wanna think Molly of the bird?
• 1:35:03
  [SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:35:04
  [SPEAKER_07]: And, you know, DJ Connor.
• 1:35:08
  [SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
• 1:35:08
  [SPEAKER_08]: DJ Connor!
• 1:35:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: Who do you got on crime corner to it?
• 1:35:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: Who do we have coming out as a lake bodham murders?
• 1:35:18
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:35:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: Very metal, very Scandinavian, very,
• 1:35:26
  [SPEAKER_09]: yet unsolved, older case in Finland.
• 1:35:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's got a lot of interesting characters, a lot of different theories.
• 1:35:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's like Finland's jumping a Ramsey, you know?
• 1:35:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Everyone, you know what'll come up every once in a while, I was like, what about the...
• 1:35:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: they still haven't found the lake bottom in on a mean try think it was this guy well he died already so we can't really prove it so we go through all the different kind of theories or urban legends and it's a good one.
• 1:35:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
• 1:35:59
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• 1:36:24
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• 1:36:34
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