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Floggers, Feathers or Family Drama! Happy Holidays from Beer & Bikini · BEER & BIKINI

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Hey y'all, welcome to Bear and Bikini.
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Join us as we dive into the world of cold beer, hot beaches, sexy bikinis and playful banter.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: I'll take my balls and we'll run.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: I'll take your balls and run with it.
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: So crack open a cold one.
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: Laugh along with this, because Bear and Bikini has your passport to paradise.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: Bear and Bikini podcast.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: Happy holidays, Jay.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Happy holidays.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: And Jay.
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  Speaker 2: Here we are celebrating the holiday season.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Uh, half drunk.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: I know we started.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: We started a while before turning on the podcast and we thought what the heck, let's just do it.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: And just to be totally transparent, we had some technical difficulties After doing some cheers and some drinks and we went oh shit, we're gonna have to start over.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: That's what happened when Jay's running the show and she's had some alcohol.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn it.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Here's the season.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna get this party started.
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: And you started this party with a little uh annual deputy.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: Today I did.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, let me tell the story.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: So I posted on Instagram a picture of me in a liquor store.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: If you're from Texas, you know specs, so that's all I'm gonna say.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: It's an amazing store the girls look amazing they did.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of why I posted it, because they liked it.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Um, but I was trying to find a whiskey or a bourbon.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: You know I need to, I need to educate myself on the difference, but whatever and beer fueled, runners suggested angels and V, and I had never heard of it before.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: So we bought it and I'm drinking it right now, and you know, you know that I love my spirits on ice.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: I don't like mixers.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: I like to savor the flavor and this is delicious.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: It is it's aged in port girls.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: I did not know that.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: No wonder I like it.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: It's got a little sweetness coming on the back of it.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: It does and it's smooth.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm very appreciative for the suggestion because I really like this.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: This is good.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: It is good.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's getting me a little, a little buzz.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it's tiny and just a tiny, and that's why we had technical difficulty.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, we'll see if we can make it through this.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: If we trail off folks, join us.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: Next time We'll be in a new year somewhere.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: There's a big pause.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: So I, on the other hand, am enjoying Netherbeer by founders.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: We did Backwoods Bastard recently and I'm kind of a founder's home or KBS.
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: So Kentucky Urban Stilts.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and for those who don't know, I like more of an IPA, maybe a good blonde, you know because I'm blonde, but you like your dark and sexy.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: I do, and this was a go to years back before there was a lot of the barely products out there.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: Kbs was available, I think once a year, and people would wait in line, including myself.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did To get that four pack.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: You did, you were committed.
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  Speaker 2: Much like with the holidays you have.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: You know those nostalgic moments, and I remember waiting in line for a fucking four pack.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: So that's why I'm drinking it today, because I don't have to wait in line anymore, because it's available all year round.
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: But wait a second Wait, a second Wait, a second.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Do you have any parents wait in line for the latest toy?
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: Of the season and you waited in line, so excited for your four pack.
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: I did, I did and I didn't even need to, you know, get in a fight to get it.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't have to jump over a man carrying a TV, I just had to bust through the liquor store.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: Well, nobody had cracked an open yet, so that's why the fight started.
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: Good point and on point I should say, speaking of points, your heels look amazing.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: Aren't they pretty?
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: They're holiday friends.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: I know I could.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: So you got these heels for me about I don't know three years ago.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: I every time I wear them literally, and I say that about all my heels, but these are the ones that get the attention from women.
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: They stopped me and asked me where I got them and they're always shocked when I say I don't know, because my husband buys my heels and they're like what?
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  Speaker 1: But they are beautiful.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: They got these fabric bows on them, like bows.
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  Speaker 1: They're gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: They're like little presents you can open.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: They are.
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: And pro tip you can tie the bows together, gentlemen, and you can play your fingers through the walking.
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting that you like throw me.
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: Every time, every time.
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: I'm just a little bit, so throwing caution to the wind.
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: Today we're talking about the holidays, and holidays can be wonderful, stressful, sad.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: Shit show.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: You know, we've been in the middle of a show all day.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all the same.
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: So our goal today is to just sort of talk about.
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: We've got a lot of questions in the mailbag to answer, a lot meaning maybe more than two.
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: And then you know we'll share some.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: Mary Minton, some have some conversations and this and that and the other thing, but I have to tell a story, a proud papa of the girls moment.
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: The girls are your new double D's.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Still under warranty.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: My enhancements, your enhancements.
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: And Jay is an absolute blessing, because one of the things I said prior to getting the double A's is look, I get to pick what you're gonna wear and you're just gonna let it roll.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I know you kind of placated me in the moment Of course I know you didn't really mean that because I have 10 rolls of dental floss you haven't even tried to put on yet.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is true, but you know we had the opportunity to go to a local speakeasy a couple nights ago, yes, and you know it's a holiday season and all that, and you wore something that I don't even know.
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: You call it a top, you call it a blouse, you call it.
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: I don't even know it's a blouse or thing anymore.
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: Well for our listeners, they'll actually get to see it.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: Remember, I took a picture of the angels envy.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I should post that.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: You should post that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: And blouse sounds like a librarian.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: You know what else you should do?
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: Post picture with Santa oh boy.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Santa.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: God that we had a picture of Santa at the speakeasy.
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: So anyway, this top was like a gift from Hecly.
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: The middle part of it just got lost somewhere, and so just what do you call that?
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: Like a scoop, or is it a?
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: It's a low cut that you ordered for me and you loved it so much.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: This was the second one, because you got me a beautiful color before and now you want to get every color of the rainbow.
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: for me, I think they have those Amazon people.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you it's in the cart, it's A's bueno list.
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: If you must know, I have an entire list.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: You do have an entire list.
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: It comes on a list of things that you can wear, or what not or not, or what not, or get taken off.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: So this yes this is a scooping lowish thing.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: I was very proud of you.
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, that was a bit of a stretch.
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I always get a little uncomfortable.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: You know I recently I've worn a couple to Christmas parties.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: Remember we posted pictures and I'm just getting used to how beautiful the tops are with an enhancement.
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: How beautiful the tautas are.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: Those tautas are pretty beautiful.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: But you know again, we mentioned this before Jay is very conservative.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: She is Typically yeah.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: And you say I don't like to be the center of attention at all, which is I say all the time, which is funny because I have this Instagram page right.
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: We have it and you pick the pictures and I post them.
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: But yeah, this is definitely if you, if you're a woman I'm just saying this real quick is thinking about it.
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: Let her do it, encourage her, because you are going to have fun with it.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: With what with getting an enhancement.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: Whether that's a double D, an E, a G, I don't know, but you will have just as much fun with them.
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: It was still.
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: The best thing ever was when we were visiting with your amazing doctor and you're like talking about the size you want and literally you pretty much said you know the biggest that you would give me, the biggest ones that you have available to my body type.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: I've said it over and over we're from Texas, so go bigger, but go home.
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: And I just did the old fist pump thing in the back you know, like the pull down, whatever the hell you call that, I got the biggest thing.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: I was just too sad about that.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: He would feel comfortable putting on this body frame.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: I was happy with that decision and you know they do not disappoint.
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: It's a holiday gift that keeps on giving me.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to look completely shocked that picture is pretty funny.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: It is so look forward to seeing that.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: But you know, for us the holidays are unique because they pose their own challenges and opportunities.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: When people have to entertain for the holidays, it can be stressful.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: You've got to clean the house.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to, you know, go on by food and plan a menu and make sure that you know Aunt Frida and Uncle Russell are going to.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: You know, get along with everybody else.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: Right that type of thing For us.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: We had a couple of guests and you may recall we have a sex room, so that creates his own set of challenges.
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: That's also our guest room.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: We have to flip that.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, flip it, and so this is.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: You know, we've talked about the sex room and it's amazing and there's a lot to it.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: And it's just, you know, a little whip in the corner and it is all.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: We went all in on that.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we will have a conversation or an episode on that in detail.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: And so imagine if you will just basically taking an entire bedroom and cramming it in a closet that locks and they're going to have a sex room.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Of course we're talking about when we have company for holidays or something.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, and then we'll leave it all away.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and make it look like it came out of the fucking Martha Stewart catalog.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we kind of flip the pictures.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Like there's one picture and then, but you flip it over on, the other side's a different picture.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, literally can flip the pictures and make it look like a different room.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think one side the picture says getting naked.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: To the other side it said God bless you or something like that.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: It could say that all at once.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: That's all one sentence really, Nick, if God bless you.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: That's the trick I want to go to, yeah.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no kidding Amen.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: So you know we have to flip the sex room.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: You know you're kind of put out a little bit when you've got visitors.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Put out.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: It can be.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, can't put out as much I know.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Or at least.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: But you have visitors, and so it can be a very stressful time, and I know that as much joy as all of these men because they do you're able to get together with your kids, your family, people, you don't see very often, friends.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: There is definitely, you know, a bit of stress associated with that, and so we've been, you know, here pouring over questions or two or three.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: Well, we get.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: You know, we ask people to send us questions or stories.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: We'll change your name if you don't want us to say it, because, especially on some of these questions today, I think a lot of people didn't want to see their name.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: But we will change the name.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: So we had quite a few sent in and we just had to pick the best three.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, top three yeah.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe throw in a fourth, I don't know, we'll see.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: We'll see how much angels envy.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: I've drank.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I can read.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: So a I'm going to go ahead and open the mail bag and pull one out, and this one actually is a good question, because we keep Can I put one in?
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: I'll put one out, I'll put one in, Okay.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: So this one's a good question.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: We get this a lot.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: We say J and A.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: So the person that's asking is why do you say J and A?
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Is that really your names?
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: And no, it's not.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: It's because from the day that we met I think years and years and eons ago you called me J because it's the beginning letter of my name.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: Weird, I know.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Right, I started calling you A because same thing.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: And so we're J and A, and it's not like we're just trying to act like we're too cool to say names.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: That's the nicknames we give each other.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: So you know, in the sex room I still call them A, right.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true, it's true and honestly, witness protection programs, you know.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: You say that all the time and I think the amount of people that I've said seriously no-transcript.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: So, next question.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: This one is from Jeffany.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you come up with the worst names, which they don't want their names known.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: So Jeffany asks this is a little sketchy.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is good.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Watch out for Jeffany's question.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm nervous.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Jeffany asks.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, let me get a drink, okay, go.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Jeffany heard about the sex room.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: So Jeffany asks Jay flogger or feather?
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I didn't know that we were going to have those questions today, Ah.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Jeffany wants an answer.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: This is my face is burning red right now.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: So embarrassed Flogger, oh man, okay, um, oh, it's a good thing I had some of some of that angels hit me, because I'm super embarrassed right now.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to say it really really, really, really fast I want the flogger first and the feather second.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: That's good, right.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, any particular reason.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Uh, you know pain and pleasure.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it's just like this whiskey.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Seriously, that's going to be pain tomorrow, I know.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: That's a little.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Reverse the pleasure and pain.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I need to reverse that.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Jeffany, thank you for that question.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: It was a ribbiting, I love it.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: I know where to go.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Terrible.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, next question Now.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: This one is from Ana Vicha.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: She did not want her name to be known, so I just made that up.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: That's a great name, ana Vicha.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which you know what?
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: After this question, I'm going to go on to a story about that.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: So Ana Vicha says that we have talked about my enhancements recently on our podcast, which is true.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: My enhancements are we went and got double D's.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: They are a big part of our podcast.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Her question is you've talked openly about it.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: She is going to her family's holiday party.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: She recently got a breast augmentation and they're quite large, and she is terrified of telling her parents.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Now, keep in mind that Ana Vicha says in the letter that she's like in her early 30s, so it's not like she's like you know, a young kid or something.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: She's terrified of going.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: She's terrified of telling them.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: She's thinking about making an excuse of being sick and not going just to avoid the conversation.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Do we have any advice for her?
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, Ana Vicha.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Wear that tight-ass top and just walk into your parents' house lauging proud If they start looking at your boobs.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: That's on them, right.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, do you think your?
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: dad's going to sit there in front of that ham at dinner and go.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Ana Vicha, what happened to your boobs?
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: You know awkward.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Sadly, there's some parents that are like that.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: But I agree with you.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: You know what, if you are an adult and you're paying your way in life and especially for your baby, or maybe you had, you know, an A to pay for them, it doesn't matter.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: You know you're going to be judged and you know I was judged, you know, a couple of days ago or last week when we went to a brewery.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that lady kept turning around looking at me and glaring.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: And you're going to be judged by anybody.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Sadly, if you feel like it's going to be your family, that's a sad story.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: But I think she was glaring because I had my hand on your shirt.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe that was it, because that was a brewery.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's us to do that.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: You didn't say anything on the sign coming.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I said manage your children, but I didn't say anything.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: That's a different story for a different day.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did say that yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Brewery had a kid one-on-one.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Be proud of who you are.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: And I'm Vichia was her name, and I'm Vichia.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I've had some whiskey.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, be proud of who you are, your decisions in life.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: You is you, so do it.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: And if your parents are not okay with it, I don't know, maybe you should just get divorced from them True.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: And if your dad calls you out, say well, that's my mother's genetics.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we have one more question Now.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: This is directed at both of us, but it's coming, you know, from a specific.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: She's a wife, so I'll probably answer first.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: She's a wife.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: You have better idea.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: So this is from Anna Veitch's sister, annika.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, I just came up some good names tonight.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just gonna go with the A's because I'm a hot man, hey.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: So she's asking my husband has everything.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: And I get that.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I totally get that because, you know, in our relationship, yeah, yeah, you have some pretty good double D's, um, in your hands Whenever you want, okay, anyhow.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: So he has everything.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: What do I get him for Christmas?
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: So this is a, this is a thinking question what would you want?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: A for Christmas, because you have everything you want.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, so that's, that's a great.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: That's a great question, because when you said it, I meant that I have everything in terms of I have you and we have each other.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Life is great, you know, whatever else.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: This is why, okay, this is why I love you.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: That's the best.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: But, but no, that's how I took what you said originally.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Why does it have to be of all presence?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying the same thing, put it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, what was her name?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Again, anavichie's sister cousin.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I forgot Anika, anika, sorry.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Anika, put a fucking ball on yourself and throw it out there.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Dang, that was my answer.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: See, this is.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: We know each other so well is that we have never been about material things during the holidays.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Ever it's been about, I don't know.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: We'll say to each other write a card for the holidays or it's, it's the experience.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, put a bow on it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get one of those really sexy.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: You know, holiday Santa, while not Santa.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna boast a picture, for sure, with me and Santa with the shirt that you got me.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Now, anika, I will have a link on for the amazon shirt.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: There, you go, go get the shirt.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Get the damn shirt.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just wear a little G string with it, put a bow on you and that is.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: If he's not happy with that, then you're not with the right guy.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: And it sounds like he has everything.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: So take him for three quarters, don't go for half.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: If he's not happy with that gift, yeah uh, let's find you a good divorce attorney, Because you're gonna need one.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Goodness gracious Anika.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: We're sorry, we didn't say we're a great unmarital advice.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: We just said we were great in general.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Because the thing I like to say is we went to zero years of college to give Really good technical advice.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Right, technical Psychological advice.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, we've been through a lot of shit.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: So you know we've been through a lot of shit.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I think we can say from experience yeah, don't forget, it's during the holidays, you guys don't forget.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: It's not about the physical material things, it's about the physical double T.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: No, it's never about that's terrible, never about things.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: It's about your time with the ones that you love.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I can Think of several Christmases that we spent walking in In miserable snow.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, I hate snow, but it was amazing at that moment and it's quiet and we had a flask and we were together.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Or with family for a hot minute.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: But then Worked together, yeah, and it was amazing and it just had that holiday feel to it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: If that makes sense, yes.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Everything, there was nothing associated with money.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: It was just about that moment.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: You remember the moments More than you remember the things I mean.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: That's just about.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: It's so true.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just gonna go really deep here because it's holiday and I'm having some angel envy.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Um, the thing I fell in love with you about, or fell in love With you, is that you said when we first met, uh, we had the connection with songs, music.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: And you said for every feeling, every emotion, every memory, there's a song for that.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: You know that's connected.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I always remembered that, because it was never about the material things that you could have bought me.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: It was about the experiences together.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Amen to that.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was deep.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Again I went to zero years of college for psychotherapy.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I don't even know that's the right word.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Shock therapy.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I mean go with that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Let's go with this to the ending of this podcast.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I'm an angel and angels envy is telling you some really good advice tonight.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: You know what else is telling you.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: So Prop wise, tonight we have an elf, oh, and he's a damaged little bugger, uh, not worth a lot.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: But when we received said elf we didn't realize that he made noise.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: We're gonna send you all on your way with this.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Why he's gonna say, why he said I hate him and he's really making all of us sound like prisoners.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: But they haven't been able to find meaning.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: But now, don't dream you.