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Phone Tap PODCAST: White Walls for the Win · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: Uy's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy Away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d you
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  Speaker 1: away taps on the twenties. Hello, Yes, I was looking
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  Speaker 1: for Don. Oh that's me, Hi Don. This is asparagus
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  Speaker 1: from Anterior Design. How are you sparagus? I'm good. It's
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  Speaker 1: really unusual name. Yes, sparagus. That is what I call myself.
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  Speaker 1: It's not my real name. But I go buy sparagus.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, whatever, sparagus. What can I do for you?
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  Speaker 1: So I can't wait any longer? What do you think?
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  Speaker 1: What do I think about? What the transformation? Silly? What
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  Speaker 1: you think? You know what I'm talking about? No, I'm sorry, Um, sparagus.
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  Speaker 1: What are you calling from again? Interior Design, the interior
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  Speaker 1: design company you hire? Oh yeah, yeah, so so what
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  Speaker 1: you think? What you think? I cannot wait? I really
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Your husband, Matthew let
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  Speaker 1: us in yesterday while you were at working. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and we do a number on your living room or
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  Speaker 1: what what asparagus? There's nothing different about my living room.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same as it was yesterday. What the heck
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Did you say it's the same
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  Speaker 1: as it was yesterday? Yes, it was, yes, exactly. This
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  Speaker 1: is so avant garde. What are you talking about? You
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  Speaker 1: guys came over yesterday? So when are you going to
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  Speaker 1: come over and do the renovation in my house? Are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna He's done, it is done, done, it has
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  Speaker 1: been done. Anything. Oh no, we did. We did so much.
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  Speaker 1: After spending hours walking around their living room. I'm taking
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  Speaker 1: two hundred pictures at least, I decided to go crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I go with white walls. Lands were already white, yes,
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  Speaker 1: talking about exactly, I decided to keep them white walls
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  Speaker 1: for the wind sparagus. I don't understand. I walked in
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  Speaker 1: over and did nothing. And no, you want me to
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  Speaker 1: say it's wonderful. No, No, I want a new design. Exactly,
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  Speaker 1: it is completely different. How is it different? Exactly? Just
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  Speaker 1: explain that to me, because it's the same white walls
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  Speaker 1: for the wind sparagus. Why do you keep saying your
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  Speaker 1: name all the time, that's just true. Well, it's my
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  Speaker 1: calling card, because you know your room has been styled
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  Speaker 1: by me. Sparagus. You came and you took pictures, apparently,
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  Speaker 1: and nothing change over two hundred pictures. I took them,
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  Speaker 1: and then I decided to do nothing. Well, no, what,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't do anything? Yes, exactly nothing. I hired you
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  Speaker 1: to do something and you did nothing. Doing nothing was
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  Speaker 1: exactly the point. But I guess if you're not into
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  Speaker 1: my artistic creativity, then fine, you may go with some
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  Speaker 1: I hired you to paint the walls, and that didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's exactly the same as they were. There's
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  Speaker 1: the white walls that I had before. It's not a
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  Speaker 1: different color white walls for the wind. It's not for
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  Speaker 1: the wind. I want something else besides white. I suppose
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  Speaker 1: if you must call another company to ruin what I've created,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine. I will send you a bill. No, no, Asparagus,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not paying a bill. We've established that you did nothing. Therefore,
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  Speaker 1: I am not paying for nothing. I gave you my
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  Speaker 1: art and I am charging for it. I will send
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  Speaker 1: you a bill fourteen thousand dollars. No what no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no no no. I am not paying for it. Simpleton, simpleton, simpleton.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're insulting me. Yes, you have insulted me, and
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  Speaker 1: you do not understand the avant garde technique. If I
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  Speaker 1: don't go, technique means that you've scaled somebody out of
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  Speaker 1: thousands of dollars. Well, you have succeeding in that, not
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  Speaker 1: with me, but with other people because I'm not paying it.
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  Speaker 1: It means that I prank phone call you for the wind.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It means I prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call you for the wind. Sparagus. Yes, this is actually
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  Speaker 1: Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your husband, Matt set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so mad. He says that you've
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  Speaker 1: been stressed out about the house remodel and want to
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  Speaker 1: have some fun with you. Sopus, don't come to my house.
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  Speaker 1: Sparagus will never come to your house that you cannot
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  Speaker 1: appreciate through art. I was so ready to call the cops, sagas,
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  Speaker 1: But fine, I will get off the phone with you now.
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  Speaker 1: Asparagus was for the wind. Yeah,