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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Bachelor Interview · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy
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  Speaker 1: is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: you away. It's another Jubils nun taps on the twenties me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. So this is Kristen. Hell, may I help you? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Sam, and I have a hypothetical question
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  Speaker 1: that i'd like to ask you. Okay, sure, I can
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  Speaker 1: help you. Okay, Cool, It's just a hypothetical question, so yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, sure, Okay. Well, let's say somebody was dropping
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  Speaker 1: off some clothes at one of your donation binds and um,
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  Speaker 1: they dropped their favorite hat in there. Um, well, what
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  Speaker 1: we do in that case? It's our policy that if
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  Speaker 1: you accidentally gave something away, then you can call the
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  Speaker 1: store to see if they have the item. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not actually my situation. I had another hypothetical question
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  Speaker 1: to ask you. Okay, okay. Well, let's say that that person,
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  Speaker 1: still hypothetical went inside the donation bin. To get the
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  Speaker 1: hat back and he got stuck. What would happen? Then?
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  Speaker 1: I definitely would not advise doing that because that is
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  Speaker 1: very dangerous to do something like that. So definitely do
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  Speaker 1: not do that. Okay, Well, hypothetically, if they did that
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  Speaker 1: and they were calling somebody at one of your stores
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  Speaker 1: from inside the donation bin, what would the next step be? Hypothetically,
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  Speaker 1: you are not stuck in a donation bin. Please tell
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  Speaker 1: me I'm not stuck in a donation bin, are you? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's just asking a hypothetical question. Okay, if you're stuck
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  Speaker 1: in a donation beIN, then you need to tell me
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  Speaker 1: exactly where you are right now because I have to
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  Speaker 1: call a police. No, please, please don't do that. Are
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  Speaker 1: you in a donation bin? Like I said, just asking
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  Speaker 1: a few hypothetical No, I really can I just be
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  Speaker 1: serious because I really need to know that I have
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  Speaker 1: to call the police. Well, I would appreciate if you
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  Speaker 1: didn't do that, because again, these are all hypothetical. You
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  Speaker 1: just please don't play around with this, because I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why you're even asking that question if you're not. Well.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why why I'm asking is because, let's say
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  Speaker 1: this imaginary person that was stuck in the bin also
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  Speaker 1: found a jacket that they really like. Can he then
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  Speaker 1: hypothetically take that jacket to No, you can't go into
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  Speaker 1: donation bins and just take clothes. Why would you ask
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  Speaker 1: me that? Well, what if hypothetically I went in there
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  Speaker 1: to get my hat? But then I found this other
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  Speaker 1: jacket that is really nice. It's nicer than the jacket
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  Speaker 1: that I currently take things out of bin, but it's
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  Speaker 1: nicer than they're just for depositing clothes. You can't go
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  Speaker 1: into a bin and I have to call the police, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but please don't call the police. But if this jacket
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  Speaker 1: is nicer than the one that I already have, hypothetically,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kind of trading it, right, because I would
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  Speaker 1: be leaving behind another hypothetical jacket, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many hypotheticals, and I don't even think you're
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  Speaker 1: using that word correctly half the time. Hypothetically, I think
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  Speaker 1: I am. But let's not get into grammar. Really, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna up like, I don't know what you want from me.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know if, again, hypothetical question, if somebody
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  Speaker 1: crawled into one of your bins to get their hat,
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  Speaker 1: back and they found a jackeready told you, I already
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  Speaker 1: told you that you can call the store and see
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  Speaker 1: if somebody has And I think that's where you got confused.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not confused. Well, yes, because you're focusing on the hat.
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  Speaker 1: The question was about the jacket. If I found a
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  Speaker 1: jacket that I like better than the one that I'm
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  Speaker 1: curring already told you. No, you can't take clothes, but
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  Speaker 1: what if you like take clothes? But what if this
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  Speaker 1: jacket makes my shoulders look manlier? It's got shoulder pads
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  Speaker 1: in it, and I think it's a really good look. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you didn't say hypothetical there, So then you're actually
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  Speaker 1: wearing the jacket. Now basically you're admitting that you're stealing it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking, well, no, no, okay, you didn't say hypothetical.
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  Speaker 1: So you obviously are sitting with a jacket that you stole. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting Indian style inside of one of your donation
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  Speaker 1: bins looking at this chat. Where are you? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: At this point I think you're just with me? Is
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  Speaker 1: that it? I mean? Did you have nothing better to
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  Speaker 1: do with your day? Do you have to just calls?
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  Speaker 1: Really great hypothetically. Yes, I am messing with you hypothetically. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm high up. Okay, well, don't do that. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you first that this is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on
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  Speaker 1: you and your co worker Stephen set you up. Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me, Stephen? Yes? Stephen, Stephen why he just
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  Speaker 1: said things were boring at work? So I second, Jack,
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  Speaker 1: he is he really is? Isn't he? I'm gonna kill him? Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna hypothetically kill him? We're really kill him.
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  Speaker 1: We need to know that I'm really going to kill him. Okay,