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June 16th, 2026: Fox Acquiring Roku, The UK's Ban On Social And Emily Co-Hosts · The Daily Sarcast

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  Today's episode... wait, I don't know where to look. Do I look at you or do I look at the mic?
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  I think them. Okay. Today's episode is sponsored by Making Friends in Your 30s.
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  Scientists say it couldn't be done, but Emily is here today as living proof.
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  This event is about celebrating America's unmatched greatness after 250 years,
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  which inherently doesn't sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.
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  Rain or shine, we're celebrating our great country no matter what. God bless America.
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  The White House's tweet after the Weather Channel posted there will be some storms during the UFC fight at the White House a few nights ago.
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  Insert theme song here.
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  This is the Daily Sarkast. I give you the news and maybe a laugh. I'm Lindsey Burnick.
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  And I'm Emily Nunes.
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  And today is June 16th, 2026.
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  Woo!
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  Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. I'm so excited to be here. Shut up. I'm so happy you're here.
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  It's a vibe. It's a vibe.
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  I don't really, yeah, I don't know what we're doing here, but we're just doing it. We're here. We're doing it. It's being done.
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  It's happening. It is. Whether we like it or not. Whether you like it or not.
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  Okay, so I think I'm just gonna tell you the news and then you just like give me
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  your thoughts. I don't know yet.
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  Okay. I haven't seen it. Yeah. Okay. So let me tell you what's happening in real news. Okay.
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  So,
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  Fox just announced that it's going to acquire Roku for 22 billion dollars.
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  This is going to be one of the biggest media deals that has happened in years.
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  I feel like it's so, that's so,
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  I feel like they could have gone for more.
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  Like Roku is so
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  simple.
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  Like I feel like they really could have sapped more unless like this was the most they can get.
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  I don't know.
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  Roku's not that like, so Roku's like
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  the TV that we have. It's not the,
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  like it's not a TV station, but also it is a TV station. I worked on a Roku show last year.
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  Yeah, like so they acquired the station and the shows and like
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  are they, as long as they keep the whole like screensaver aspect of it, I think we can make this work.
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  You know, just don't, just, just keep the dinosaurs and like the
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  the kind of like silhouette. I love the silhouette. Yeah. No one knows Roku's a,
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  you can like watch TV on Roku.
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  They have their own shows. They're about to find out because Fox is going to infiltrate them.
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  Uh, everything red and yelly. We're gonna scare old people now on Roku now.
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  Yeah, and Fox already owns Tubi, Fox News, Fox Sports, and a bunch of other networks.
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  And Roku is installed on millions of TVs and is one of the biggest players in streaming advertising. Oh my god.
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  So Fox has literally got to take over everything
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  with what, Paramount?
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  Yeah, entertainment's gonna look so weird soon, like not even like a few years, like by this time next year with all like the merging and
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  the buying out and such, like
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  oh my, we're
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  streaming is gonna get like more
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  complicated.
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  It sucks. It really sucks.
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  So the United Kingdom just announced that they're going to ban kids under 16 from using TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat,
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  YouTube, Facebook, etc.
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  X.
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  Oh my.
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  I, I don't hate that.
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  No, so the government wants to protect kids from all these algorithms, harmful content, online dangers, but they can still use WhatsApp.
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  So like WhatsApp is like just like a messaging, I mean, yeah, I don't, I don't think they should be taking away WhatsApp
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  because that's just mess, like that's their messaging system. Right, and it's also,
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  that's attached to Meta, so like how are they gonna, wait, is it? I didn't know that. Yes, Meta owns WhatsApp.
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  So how are they, I didn't know that.
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  Yeah. Oh, yeah. Meta owns everything. Yeah, Zuckerberg's sneaky like that. He did it like, I didn't even know that,
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  I just knew that they were getting Instagram.
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  Okay. And then the whole, the whole WhatsApp of it all like appeared.
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  That's so funny. Very seamlessly.
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  This is how they run the world. It is. Quickly and quietly.
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  Zuckerberg and Trump are best.
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  Best.
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  He's so, like both of them are so gross in different ways, like,
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  like he's a big dumb orange and then like
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  Zuckerberg is like
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  latex mayonnaise
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  jar
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  body built. He is mayonnaise. He is mayonnaise, like he's confused mayonnaise. He's robot mayonnaise.
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  He's robot mayonnaise. That's so perfect. He's robot mayonnaise. That's literally what he is.
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  Robot mayonnaise, Zuckerberg. No, I was thinking about when I was 14, the biggest threat to my mental health was
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  literally going on AIM and seeing an away message and it didn't include your initials and you're like, what the fuck?
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  They left me out of this hangout? Oh my god.
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  Because my initials were, yeah, that's the, that was
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  Yeah
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  With all, yeah, and your name's on it and it's like, hey, you're with all these people
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  And then you're like trying to figure out who the initials are. Can they bring AIM back? I know I'm gonna say that was the best social media.
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  Give us AIM or give us MySpace, MySpace back. Oh, I never got, had MySpace.
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  Really? You had it? Yes. For how long? I had MySpace in middle school.
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  And then
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  Facebook kind of took over, but I remember having MySpace up until like fresh, the end of freshman year of high school.
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  I found it in 2008. I remember when my parents let me make a Facebook in 2008.
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  We had no idea what we're doing. We had no, you know, Facebook album. I miss Facebook albums.
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  Yes. Oh, you just dump, you won't even tell, you won't even ask people's like professionally good pictures.
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  You just like upload everything from your digital camera.
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  Oh, that was fast. Here, internet. Here's everything. This is exactly what we did last night. Oh my god, that was fast and now it's
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  Yeah, the digital, yeah, there's, it's such an aesthetic too. I love looking back at like those all, those like photos, like especially like
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  That next episode. Yeah.
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  Oh my god. Go through the Facebook photos. I don't even want to know. Oh, we'll go through each other's. Yeah, let's go through this.
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  Um, I have to preface this. I have a lot of pictures of myself
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  in like, I'm from New Jersey.
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  Let me say that first. I, I did spray tan a lot. I just want to say that. Okay.
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  There's a lot of me in spray tan in my Facebook photos. I'm just outing myself here, just confessing. It's fine.
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  Did I look good?
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  I don't know.
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  Yeah, I mean it's kind of orange here and there, but just, just to emphasize that. Right, okay. I am from New Jersey, so.
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  That's, yeah, so that's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's all red.
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  Yeah, so the UK said that they want to do this because they want to give their kids, their childhood back.
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  Okay. Which totally makes sense.
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  Yeah, I mean,
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  I, I mean, I don't know, like we weren't so stimulated
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  with social media, like,
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  like just the example we just gave, but just like uploading your digital photos, like we didn't even have the instinct to check with our friends
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  with these pictures. Yeah.
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  Because we didn't think of it as a big, like we didn't care who saw it because we didn't think people were paying attention to us.
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  Right. Like that, so.
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  Yeah. I, I don't know.
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  And I just, I also feel like
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  my age group and your age group,
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  I'm like two years older. Oh, okay.
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  I feel like we really missed the whole like Snapchat craze of it all. Like we just barely missed it.
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  Yeah. And like with these younger kids, like
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  the, it's like an okay corral, like
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  anxiety
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  thing. You need it. You, like you need it or you need to be on your best behavior
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  so nobody like flips. Right. And like tries to get you.
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  Oh my God, it's so crazy. I can't imagine growing up, growing up today. No, I, I don't envy it. I feel bad for these kids.
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  I know. I envy these kids.
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  But then, okay, so then the thing in Australia, the kids are just going around it.
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  They're like creating, like they're drawing mustaches on their faces. That was our thing.
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  No. Don't appropriate my culture, you Australian Gen Z.
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  Yeah, they're getting around it. Like everyone's on TikTok.
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  So these kids, and that's what they're saying too, like
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  they're gonna, this push back is only going to make these kids go towards like darker corners of the internet and get into worse shit.
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  Yeah, you're kind of just throwing them into that. I, yeah.
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  I don't, I don't know. I feel like you can. I just don't think, I don't think that you can. At the end of the day,
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  I don't think you can. Like it's, what's done is done at this point. It's how they socialize. Like the way that
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  socialization is like implemented now is through the phone.
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  Because like how many parents struggle getting their kids' phone? Like struggle with themselves about
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  being okay with their kid to have a phone
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  knowing
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  what can happen. Like how all these like weird ass things, these badass things happen to these kids. Right. So
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  I don't know. And the fact that like
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  it had to come from the government and it wasn't like a collaborative thing with Metta. It just kind of like also just
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  it's bad PR for Metta. It's like
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  if we didn't think you guys were evil
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  I'm not gonna get any work if I just keep shitting in Metta. But I'm going to anyway. I don't think we need Metta for work. I don't
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  Yeah.
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  Oh, and the UK is also talking about getting restrictions on live streaming, stranger contacting games, and even blocking certain AI's.
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  I like, okay. That's crazy. It's crazy, but I do like that. I like stranger filtering.
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  Really? So talk to some of these strangers on the internet. Oh, yeah. What is it called? Omegle or? Omegle.
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  O-M-G-E-L-E. Yeah. Omegle. And then there's another one. Chatroulette. Chatroulette.
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  But even you could just go into, I went into like aimed chat rooms and just started talking to people my parents got to know that I am.
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  Someone, my grandmother still won't let me for a guy. That one time someone, some guy
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  told me he was gonna come to my house and like murder me. So I was hiding in a closet in there. I don't remember this.
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  But do you know who I still think about? There's, I met this guy in this chat room, and I still don't know to this day, but he told me he was from Germany when we did the, what was it called, what was that thing, the thing, the code, it was like name, age, location, or sorry, like age, gender, location.
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  So he was like male, Germany, 13.
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  Oh. And we were apparently the only 13 year olds in that chat room. Oh God, now I'm saying this.
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  13 year olds, oh my God. This is gonna be like an ongoing crime, and then this is gonna be like evidence for like, you're gonna get a call from Germany.
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  I forgot. What do you know about this guy? This sounds so creepy now, but like we would message,
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  like we would aim all the time. He never shared like any like real info that I can remember.
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  What was going on in his life? I don't even remember. I think he like told me about school,
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  and we were just like friends, and we would like just go on, we would just aim each other
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  whenever we were both online. Oh my God. Is that not real? Is that, was that a chat, was that the
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  first chat? Or was that just like a creepy old man that was like just being weird? My money's on the ladder.
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  Me too. Okay, and then for the last story today, President Trump spent 14.2 million dollars to
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  renovate the reflecting pool that's in front of the Lincoln Memorial in front of America's 250th
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  birthday. He ordered the bottom to be painted what he called American flag blue, and a few days later
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  it turned green because of algae. And so this whole project that was 14.2 million dollars was
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  supposed to fix leaks and prevent the algae from coming, but it just came right back, and
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  yeah, now I'm thinking Trump is really just Shrek. Oh, that's so big. Don't do that for Shrek.
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  Shrek deserves better. Yeah, but I'm just like for 14.2 million dollars,
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  how? Oh yeah, how? How? How? How does he put funding into the sciences when you take all like the smart people
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  out of your cabinet, you're gonna, you're gonna end up with algae in your blue pool.
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  It's like you, but for 14 million dollars, you think they'd be able to afford somebody to just
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  stand there. And like, it's just, it makes no sense to me. I know, there's so many things that
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  could have happened with that money to make it a good thing. Where did that money go? Like,
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  where did the 14 million go? We know it came from us. No, I mean, like, where did it disappear into?
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  Like, why did enough, the algae, just evaporated. It just evaporated into algae. It's just like,
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  that's so, like, yeah, we could have, like, gave money literally to anywhere else.
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  It's really just stressed me out. So in Lindsay life, yes, I went to the dentist yesterday.
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  Good. For the first time in a really long time. It was actually my first time going to a dentist
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  that wasn't like my, I've never gone to like another dentist before. Like in Manhattan,
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  did you? No, like any other dentist other than the one that I grew up with. I've only been to
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  the one, this one woman dentist, but the whole family sees. Yes, very big deal. This is every,
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  once you leave your family, like doctor, it's a very big, it's a big step. And I, okay, and I
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  haven't gone, this is really bad, but I haven't gone to the dentist in a while, a couple years,
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  like two or three years. Okay. But you have, you have nice teeth. Thank you. I'm on a four
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  month program right now because my gums are so bad. Do you floss? Yeah, I floss and then I do
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  coconut oil. You're like swishing around. How often are you flossing? Every day. And this is
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  normal. Does everyone? Yeah. Yeah. And they make it easy with the picks. I do have the picks.
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  Yeah. In the bathroom. That's not like, yeah, you carry it around with it and you put it in
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  multiple places. That's why I give you a bunch. I actually, when the hygienist was flossing me,
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  I was like, can you, I asked her to show me how to floss. It was like, can you, I was like, do I
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  just stick it in? Do I pull it? Like, how do you do it? Like, show me how to floss. Sex ed for your
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  gums. Sex ed. I was like, I don't know how to, I've never done this. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what
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  happened at the dentist. All right. Well, listen, you've always had very white teeth. You think so?
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  Yes. Yeah. Thank you. Do you have cavities? I've never had a cavity. Have you? Yes. Which is so
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  weird. My mom gave us flora growing up. You have really nice teeth. Thank you. And you brought,
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  and you flossed once or twice a day? Um, I floss every day and I floss, especially after I've had
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  food. Cause I have the picks with me. I have like toothpicks in my bag. I, that's what I was,
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  I walked in to the open mic with a toothpick. Really? Yeah. And they're like, they're scented.
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  So this one has like tea tree oil. So it does like a power punch of
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  scents. I can already hear my mom listening to this right now. She's like, see Lindsay, see,
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  see, this is what you're supposed to be doing. Oh my God. Um, okay. What is your update? Um,
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  my update? Well, um, I am in four days, I'll be 300 days sober.
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  Congrats. We're going to celebrate. We're going to celebrate. Yeah. We're going to do some,
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  something really fun. We're going to go run or like just something active. I want to like,
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  just kind of like, yeah. Doing soul cycle on your birthday was so fun. That was so much fun.
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  So sick. Yeah. Oh damn rain. Um, but, um, yeah, like I'm really excited. Um, this has been,
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  it's gotta be crazy. Um, cause like so many good things have happened in my life since getting
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  sober. Yeah. Because I think what, what has helped that is the fact that I've been very present
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  at all times and like recognizing when, when people come to my life, opportunities come to my
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  life and I'd like, I can see them fully immediately. Yeah. Um, and something I've absolutely
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  learned through this, cause this is my, I think I've told you this, it's my third or fourth time
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  going, uh, you know, being alcohol free, being sober. Um, you have to want it. It cannot come
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  from anybody else. It has to come from the person. I know. I'm yeah. I didn't drink for
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  five or six months. Yeah. You have to want it. Yeah. It's yeah. It's not easy, but I truly,
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  I actually don't want to do it anymore. I have, I have nightmares, like drinking,
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  drinking. Yeah. I know. I'll have, I'll have a nightmare. I'm drinking. I'll wake up and I'm
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  like, Oh, thank God. That actually happened to me too. And I wasn't drinking. Yeah. Cause it's
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  like your body, like for you stressing you out. Right. Yeah. Um, yeah, they were all,
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  they're all like pretty like close to like stressful moments in my life. So that lends
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  into itself. Um, and then my other life update, I was at game four. So cool. I was at game four
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  and I saw, I saw the miracle in OG eight. Like that was, it was, it was, I thought it felt like
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  a movie. It felt like a movie. It was crazy. I was with my family. It was so special. I just,
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  you know, I, I, I'm a first generation Jersey and being like siblings because all of our families
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  from New York, everyone's either from Brooklyn, Long Island, Manhattan. Um, and like, it was just
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  so, it was just so special. Like we cried, I cried, a guy passed out in front of me.
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  He's okay. It's okay. But like, he was so happy. He was so happy. Oh my God. He passed out
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  from shock. That's intense. It was intense. It was beautiful. Like people were okay. Thank God.
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  Right. But, and we didn't go to like, I didn't sleep Wednesday to Thursday. I didn't sleep until
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  I got home Thursday night. And then I slept, I did some sleep on Friday and then, you know,
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  I had, I had work and then it was just like another up and about and everything. And then
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  Saturday I didn't go to bed. I didn't get home until like 2.33 and I had to be up for like a
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  photo shoot the next time. The photo shoot was, was supposed to be like a different kind of like
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  story. Right. Like, um, we, so, um, I work with this photographer named Jenna and she, um, she
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  raises money for the Trevor project every year during prime month doing like, um, movement photos
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  for dancers. Um, really anybody who just wants to move and shake their body and look beautiful.
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  I was wearing this hat during game four. So I was wearing these bracelets literally Wednesday night.
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  I went to my job the next day in the same clothes. That's, you wouldn't say anything.
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  No. Everyone was so hyped because I sent, I sent a video, one of the videos, um, after,
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  after the incredible assist, like that was just like the little, the little push, push. That's
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  all it is. It's like, it's kind of like that picture of God when Adam and God are like this,
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  you know, and it's like this, that's basically all it was. God was in the garden for game four.
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  God was there. That's so cool. Um, but yeah, that's my life update. That's amazing. Oh,
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  that's the best update. Thank you so much. That's so cool. Oh my God. Mix in five. That's what we
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  do. The other theory that we have about game four, the halftime performance was Wu-Tang Clan.
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  Staten Island Wu-Tang Clan. That's wild. And the last thing that they said in the mic was
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  Knicks in five. What you talking about? And we were down, you know, so many freaking points. Um,
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  wow. Like everything was so, you know, you don't see, Oh my God, this is such a game.
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  I know it was a game. It was such a New York moment. Wu-Tang Clan just had to get out there
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  and be like, Hey, wake up, like, you know, wake up Knicks. And they did it. That's so cool.
• 21:43
  So Lindsay lessons, a lesson by Lindsay. I think this is what the Gen Zers call time maxing,
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  but I call it taking the most of your time. So I think it's really just like about maximizing
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  the amount of time in your day. So like sometimes I think instead of, you're at the
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  gym and you're stretching, but instead of stretching at the gym, I go home and I shower
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  and you have to like leave the conditioner here for like five minutes. Why? When you're
• 22:15
  in the middle of all that, you stretch in the shower and then like doing laundry,
• 22:21
  talking unemployment while doing that. Sometimes I'll get in the shower while cooking.
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  And then a lot of the times too, I'll like order delivery from Uber Eats as I'm on my way home.
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  That's smart. Yeah. I'm like, well, and it's like, you seem far ahead and I'm like,
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  I'm very far. And that's the point of ordering it right now. Now I'll be close to you soon. Yeah.
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  Oh. And then when I microwave things, it's like, well, it's like two minutes. I'm like,
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  how many things can you get done in two minutes? It's like a, you do squats. No,
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  but like around the house, like what things do I have to take care of right now? They need to
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  get as many dishes done as possible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just get it all done right now.
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  What can I fold? Yeah. What can I, what literally can I do just to get most of my time here? Are we
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  turning into our mothers? Is this how, is this how it happens? Oh my God. No, I feel like my mom's
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  not, my mom is like not, I don't think my mom would do that. My mom would do that. Really? Yeah.
• 23:19
  Oh yeah. My mother does not. When I get home, I walk into that house and she'll like greet me,
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  but then like, she'll start to walk away. I obviously will follow her because I have to
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  update her with my life and she'll just start doing stuff. And like, I, you know, I do help her,
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  but like, like my mother does not waste time. She's like, yeah, you're here.
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  Now let's go do things. Talk to me while we do things. Oh, my mom's not like that.
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  My mom does unnecessary things. Like I'll talk to her and she'll like move this and she'll think
• 23:45
  that cleaning is like moving it like over there. She'll be like, Oh, she like push things around.
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  That's not doing anything mom.
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  Yeah. Is your mother a cat? Basically, no. Yeah. She's, you know, cats just like move stuff.
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  Yeah. That's literally what she does sometimes. Yeah. She is a cat. She's, I love you. You're
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  a great cat. You're a wonderful woman. We haven't met yet, but you're great. That's my
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  lesson. Take advantage of all the time you have every second. Be like, be like the Knicks.
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  Yes. Every second. And make every second count. Yeah. Okay. My cooking tip for today
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  is if you only have wine in your fridge, you are allowed to only have that for your dinner.
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  It's like, especially with the calorie count. Also like it counts as a fruit. Yes. It's kind
• 24:41
  of like fruit soup. It's fruit soup. You're literally just eating fruit soup. Fruit soup.
• 24:47
  Fruit soup wine.
• 24:53
  Yeah. Okay. What's your cooking tip? My cooking tip is when you are boiling water for rice,
• 25:02
  people may already do this, but my cooking tip is like, you put all olive oil in it. Really?
• 25:08
  Yeah. And it makes it softer. If you're going to do it in like a stove top.
• 25:14
  Oh, I've never heard of this. Yeah. That sounds good. Yeah. It makes it softer.
• 25:21
  Softer rice. Yeah. I, yeah, my accent.
• 25:30
  And before we go. And before we go. Before we go. Um, before we go,
• 25:36
  I had a bruh outlap fringe last week of August, get into it. Um, and that'll be,
• 25:45
  so if you're in New York, it's like this really fun challenge. You have to come. Yeah. It's
• 25:49
  so Emily's like a really, you're like a producer now for it. This is so exciting. Okay. It's so
• 25:56
  fun. Um, um, and then my friend Arushi, who I'm also a co-producer on, she has a show.
• 26:03
  She's doing emoji, the hieroglyphics of our time. She's so funny. Wait, she was at the benefit. I
• 26:09
  loved her. Yes. So it was amazing. Um, she's performing at Brooklyn art house on July 15th
• 26:16
  at 7 PM. And then, um, she actually still has my tape. She's your tape. She can keep my tape.
• 26:25
  Oh, the Scotch. She told me about that. I want to hear your side of the story about that. Cause I,
• 26:30
  she can literally keep it. No, she told me you gave her tape. You didn't bring that tape to me.
• 26:38
  I talked to you several times throughout the night and I didn't know what, how, like,
• 26:41
  where did you find that tape? It was just in my purse. I just have tape in my purse because,
• 26:46
  because I wanted to hang up. Cause I've always wanted to just hang up. I never do like the
• 26:50
  hang up, um, my business cards around and I never get around to it. So I was like, she was like,
• 26:57
  do you want a flyer? And I was like, no, I don't want your flyer because I'm going to throw it out.
• 27:02
  Like I'm going to throw out your flyer. So let me help you instead. Let me give you some tapes.
• 27:07
  You can hang it up. So people actually see this thing, this whole, she's inviting me to the show.
• 27:14
  I know, but like, I'm not going to look when you get a flyer, you look at it and then you kind of
• 27:20
  just throw it out. Like, well, you could have hung it. We were hanging them up. I printed these,
• 27:25
  I printed these. I didn't want her to waste a flyer on me. That's why. Okay. That's why. And the flyer
• 27:33
  of the show that we're, the show that we're talking about that, that flyer belongs to,
• 27:38
  um, is for the July 19th show at the caveat, which will be at
• 27:46
  2.30. Caveat 2.30, July 19th. Emoji to Hieroglyphics of Our Time by Arushi Yogi. Is there a link?
• 27:53
  There will be a link. Okay. I'm going to put this on and I'm going to put this out in front of the
• 27:57
  bottom too. And there was a third show. Yes. I know the producer of Elle Roche's Merlesque that
• 28:05
  she will be performing at Fringe all the month of August. Oh, congrats. Oh, um, at the Bachelorette.
• 28:12
  Yes. That's the Bachelorette. Yes, exactly. This is so exciting. Oh my God. This is so fun.
• 28:19
  Feedback, comments, questions, a nice Jewish boy looking for a date. Email me at lindsay
• 28:25
  at the free circus.com. Thanks so much for listening. Talk to you guys tomorrow. Toodles.
• 28:30
  Thanks and bye. Thanks and bye.