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Phone Tap PODCAST: We Lost Your Taxes · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away knock?
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  Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away Mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties to I'm Moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for Marshall. Yeah, this is Marshall. Hey Marshall,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing. My name is Casey Ryback. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling from the IRS. I'm doing good. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. Listen, I'm just calling to first of all,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for turning in your taxes early. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: of course, yeah. Okay, Well, the problem is we actually
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  Speaker 1: lost your forms. What Yeah, we lost your your tax forms,
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  Speaker 1: so we're gonna need you to resubmit them. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: are you serious? Yes, we need you to resubmit everything,
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  Speaker 1: and then just make sure you send that check for
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five dollars along with it. Okay, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: you guys lost the check. Two. No, the one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and seventy five dollars is for the TRMF fee. Wait
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  Speaker 1: what is that? That's the tax return Misplacement fee. So
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't misplace, so you guys misplaced. That's true.
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  Speaker 1: But rule rules are rules. Hold on, Hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on one Wait minute, Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling me that I have to resubmit my forms
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  Speaker 1: and pay an extra one hundred and seventy five dollars
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  Speaker 1: because you lost my form. You don't want to pay
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five dollars fee for no, not
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  Speaker 1: at all. I went through the trouble of turning in
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  Speaker 1: my tax returns early because I'm trying to be responsible,
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  Speaker 1: and then you lose it and you expect me to
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  Speaker 1: pay for it. If you don't want to pay that fee,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine. We can just have you not turn in
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  Speaker 1: your taxes this year. I pay my taxes every year early, right,
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  Speaker 1: and then this year guys lost it. You guys, not me.
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  Speaker 1: You Hey, we're the government. First of all, we don't
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  Speaker 1: make mistakes. And I know you did say that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you just accused us of messing up,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd like to say that we don't screw up.
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  Speaker 1: We don't make mistakes. You called me to tell me
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  Speaker 1: that you guys screwed up. That was the first thing
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  Speaker 1: you told me when you've gotten on the phone. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it comes down to this, ultimately, if you hadn't done
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  Speaker 1: your taxes so early, we wouldn't have had this whole
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  Speaker 1: mix up over here. You see what I mean? If
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  Speaker 1: you would that mean, if you hadn't done my taxes
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  Speaker 1: so early. Yeah, if you'd have just done your taxes
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  Speaker 1: at the appropriate time like everybody else, instead of trying
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  Speaker 1: to be in the whole time is the appropriate time? No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no no no. We like people to get
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  Speaker 1: it in right before the due date. You want to
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  Speaker 1: be an overachiever and try to be fancy with it
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  Speaker 1: and show off to your friends that you got your taxes. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: this has meant to do with me showing up. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even talk to my friends about my tax You know,
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  Speaker 1: people like you that get their taxes done early and
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  Speaker 1: then just rub it in everybody's face. You know that's
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  Speaker 1: Nobody likes that guy like you got some personal issues
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  Speaker 1: that you need to work out. Nobody likes that person. Now, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I see what you do. I know what you do.
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  Speaker 1: You call your friends and go, hey, meet me for
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  Speaker 1: happy hour. Then the whole happy hour you just brag
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  Speaker 1: about the fact that you got your taxes done. Serious,
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's this conversation. This conversation is being recorded, right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys have something. Yes, somebody will need
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  Speaker 1: to hear about this. I'm sure you you probably wanted
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  Speaker 1: this phone call recorded so you can show your friends
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  Speaker 1: how cool you are because you got your taxes done early. Right?
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  Speaker 1: What is your problem? Man? You want that is true?
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  Speaker 1: I am an idiot because this is actually Jewel from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm moving out to
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  Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you wait what?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on what? Yeah, it's a joke, man. Your friend
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  Speaker 1: Gino set you up. He says that you're always talking
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  Speaker 1: about getting your taxes done early. I wanted I thought
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  Speaker 1: the irs was like some kind of my year something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it was like, what is going on? Wake up every
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