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Phone Tap PODCAST: Best of Luck Cake · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hello him, I speak to Rebecca. Please. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is Rebecca. My name is Seth McElroy. I'm the manager
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  Speaker 1: over here at Bakery UM in order to cake with us.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah yeah, for my dad's retirement party. It's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be you know, like at the party, like right now.
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  Speaker 1: So what's going on? Well, I just found out one
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  Speaker 1: of our employees, an ex employee now wrote something on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean? What? What did you write? Your
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  Speaker 1: cake was supposed to say Jim, best of luck, love
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  Speaker 1: Rebecca and Connor my brother Connor UM an angry employee
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  Speaker 1: in instead of putting that, put Jim best of and
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  Speaker 1: then replaced that L with an F. So the cake
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  Speaker 1: says Jim, best of, love, Rebecca and Connor. What I know?
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  Speaker 1: I apologize. I don't know how it's like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you understand. This cake is supposed to be at
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  Speaker 1: the party like right now. Our delivery guy is back already.
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  Speaker 1: So what you're saying right now is on It is
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  Speaker 1: at my dad's retirement party. Correct, This has never happened before.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize. I should also let you know, well, what
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  Speaker 1: are you going to do about it? I should also
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  Speaker 1: let you know that this disgruntled employee did something else
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  Speaker 1: to the cake. What is worse than having a cake
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  Speaker 1: that says on it from me to my father? It
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  Speaker 1: actually does get worse, Rebecca, How can it possibly get worse?
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  Speaker 1: The employee also drew a very large male member on
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  Speaker 1: the side of the cake. It actually, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you have to be kidding me, right, I wish I was.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the party is going on right now?
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  Speaker 1: What the you expect me to do? I mean, there
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  Speaker 1: is a penis on my dad's retirement cake and it
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  Speaker 1: says Jim Best. Yes, yes it does. That's currently sitting
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  Speaker 1: on my dad's table right now at his party. You're correct,
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  Speaker 1: and we apologize. Do you realize if if anyone sees this,
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  Speaker 1: I am dead. This is my family and I am
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  Speaker 1: his daughter. We need to get that cake out of there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I do have an emergency cake I can use and
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  Speaker 1: I can send our driver out to see if he
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  Speaker 1: makes it in time, no promises, but I can do that,
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  Speaker 1: Please do, please do. Okay, it's from an adult themed
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  Speaker 1: party that never happened, so it's just basically two giant boobs.
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  Speaker 1: But he's gonna love it. I mean, you know it
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  Speaker 1: is my god, it's a bunch of guys that are retirement.
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  Speaker 1: Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Do you think
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  Speaker 1: that replacing a cake with a penis and on it
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  Speaker 1: with booce is gonna make things better? This is ridiculous?
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  Speaker 1: So are you stupid? So you don't want the booby cake? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want the boot cake? Why are you laughing?
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  Speaker 1: Is this funny? My family? This is my life. It's
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  Speaker 1: a little so funny about that. It's a little funny,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it. No, it's not at all, because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving on you two point five, doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. What it's a joke. Your dad's cake is fine.
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  Speaker 1: Your brother Connor set you up? Oh when Carter cold you?
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  Speaker 1: And okay, so there's no weird sexual cake that is
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  Speaker 1: Parli sitting at my dad's retirement body right now? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm sure you would like a booby cake, though.
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  Speaker 1: Every Morning with Jewel Foe taps weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties run on, removing ninety two point five