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Phone Tap PODCAST: Done Working Out · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred away one x presents the ten phone
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  Speaker 1: taps of Christmas number five? Hello, Hi, my name is
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  Speaker 1: Seth mckelro. I'm calling from our fitness I was looking
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  Speaker 1: for James. Hey, James, how are you? Um? I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: calling to inform you that your membership has been fulfilled
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  Speaker 1: and it's been a pleasure of having you as a member,
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  Speaker 1: and we wish you well so we won't need you
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  Speaker 1: coming into the gym anymore. No, I think you're a
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  Speaker 1: mistaken of I didn't set anything up like that. No, yeah, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I know you haven't set anything up. But we've been
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  Speaker 1: paying attention and we notice that you use the gym
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  Speaker 1: pretty much every day. But you're done. It's a good thing. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean I'm done? No, I'm not. Has
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  Speaker 1: someone like complained or something? No one's done with No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no. It's actually a really good thing. You've reached peaks.
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  Speaker 1: You mean it's a good thing. Stop saying that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you've been a member here for three years, right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and in that time we've seen you've bulked up, filled out,
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  Speaker 1: and our fitness experts have determined that you are done
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  Speaker 1: working out. You've finished. Congratulations. Do you hear yourself? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: That's that's not a thing. Nobody's done working out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like you're having a little bit of trouble
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  Speaker 1: understanding me. I don't know how to explain this to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to continue going to the gym because I
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  Speaker 1: need to work out, because it's my gym. Well, here's
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  Speaker 1: the thing. You can't come into the gym anymore because
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  Speaker 1: we're canceling. I can't come into the gym. We're ending
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  Speaker 1: your membership because pay for a membership. Now, I pay
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  Speaker 1: for that membership every month. I know, I know, But
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  Speaker 1: now you don't even have to do that because you've
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  Speaker 1: got You've finished, You have no more to gain, You've
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  Speaker 1: accomplished everything. But I mean, I've finished with the gym.
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Let me talk to someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Let me talk. Maybe I can say this a different way.
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  Speaker 1: Your fitness journey is over. Okay. If I hear anything
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  Speaker 1: like that, addie you one more time, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: freak out. Okay, dude, my fitness journey is not over.
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  Speaker 1: I love working out. I need to work out every day.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way you're gonna tell me to stop working
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  Speaker 1: out because I look good. Nut, I get it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you work out a lot. You're probably a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a meathead, and that's okay. What that's how you got
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  Speaker 1: finished working out? Just call me a meathead. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't mean it in a bad way. I just look good.
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  Speaker 1: Way is meatheaded. I'll say this in a way that
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  Speaker 1: maybe you can understand. You make big muscle, you no
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  Speaker 1: need work out no more? Did that help? You want
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  Speaker 1: to keep talking like that, I'm gonna come down there
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  Speaker 1: and smash your based in Okay I keep talking to
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  Speaker 1: me like that. Okay, Well I go. You know every
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  Speaker 1: day I'm gonna keep going to the gym. I need
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  Speaker 1: to work out. You talk to me like that one
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  Speaker 1: more time, I'm gonna come down there and smash your facing. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing. We at our fitness know that working
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  Speaker 1: out really isn't about health. It's about Instagram pictures. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure by now isn't about Instagram pictures at all.
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  Speaker 1: This is about my body and it's a temple and
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  Speaker 1: I need to treat it. But I haven't gotten to
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  Speaker 1: the best part. What the hell are talking about best parts?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my mind. Listen, let me finish, Let
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  Speaker 1: me just finish. Okay, finish. Well, No, here's the exciting
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  Speaker 1: news with your canceled membership. Because you did such a
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  Speaker 1: good job working out, you get a free fifty dollars
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  Speaker 1: gift card to the cheese cake factory. Congratl you treat yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You're told me to stop working out and go eat cheesecake.
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  Speaker 1: It is right now. What I'm trying to tell you
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  Speaker 1: is go live life, eat a slice or two. You
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  Speaker 1: are done working out? Are you insane? I would never
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  Speaker 1: never put cheesecake into my body. This body is a temper, right,
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  Speaker 1: it is hitting me. It is a temple. But there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with getting the little cheesecake in there once
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  Speaker 1: in a while. And who knows, if you eat enough cheesecake,
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  Speaker 1: you might be able to renew your membership. You told
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  Speaker 1: me to fatten up to my stirfect body so I
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  Speaker 1: can go back to the gym. Yes, jerk, do you
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  Speaker 1: know what fitness is? You work when people like you
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  Speaker 1: come into our gym who've clearly people like me. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you've worked out a lot, you have a great body.
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  Speaker 1: It tends to kind of make our other members feel uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess you know I'm done with this. I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm canceling my membership. This stuck and I
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  Speaker 1: can't be a part of the super Jim. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: you want to cancel, yeah, candle wid all right, cool,
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  Speaker 1: I can actually do that for you. It will cost
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  Speaker 1: you for though, there's a cancelation fee, right Hill, right now,
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  Speaker 1: don't break your desk. Hello, Yes, I'm here. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: paying four hundred dam dollars to cancels member. I'm okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you don't. Okay, we don't have to because a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. You don't have to us a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a supervisor right now. There is no supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. What this is actually Jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you and your buddy Ryan set you up.
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  Speaker 1: It's a joke. No, dude, you're a joke. No, this
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  Speaker 1: whole he said that you go to the gym every
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  Speaker 1: single day and you want to give you a hard
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  Speaker 1: time about it? You know what grind you. It was
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  Speaker 1: a joke. It was just a joke. No, dude, you
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  Speaker 1: cross the line. You don't joke about my fitness. Flective,
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  Speaker 1: exac relate. Keep laughing. Mother. I'm gonna find some cheesecake
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  Speaker 1: and shove it on your throat. That sounds delicious, actually
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  Speaker 1: eating the name right you show again. I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 1: down there and beat on air with Ryan Seacrest's name you.
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