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Phone Tap PODCAST: Boots Buddy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred duy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubiles phone taps one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: you away. Jubilee taps on the twenties toy. I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: nine two point five. Hello, Hi there, I was looking
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  Speaker 1: for Janice. Hi. This is Janis. Hi Janice, Hi Janis.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Charlie and I'm calling from dot com.
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  Speaker 1: How are you today? Oh um, I'm doing well. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: That's wonderful. You recently bought a pair of boots with us,
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  Speaker 1: and I just wanted to check in with you and
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  Speaker 1: see how the boots are doing. Okay, Um, they're good.
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  Speaker 1: Are you liking the boots? Yeah? I uh, I like
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  Speaker 1: them a lot. Actually, they're a great art. That's amazing news.
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  Speaker 1: Happy to hear it. Okay, that's all. We wanted to
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  Speaker 1: check in see if the boots were doing well. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: see you later. Okay, you have a fantastic day and
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  Speaker 1: keep shopping on dot com. Okay. Okay, all right, you're
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  Speaker 1: the best. Yeah, okay Sie. Hello, Hey Janice, it's Charlie
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  Speaker 1: again from Okay. Hello, Sorry to call you again. I
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  Speaker 1: saw about those boots that you bought that I just
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  Speaker 1: called you about a few minutes ago. Just wondering if
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  Speaker 1: you have any pictures of the boots, maybe just some
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  Speaker 1: pictures of you wearing the boots. There are pictures of
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  Speaker 1: me wearing the moo. Yeah. I was just wondering if
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  Speaker 1: you had some pictures of yourself wearing the boots. Um, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Well, sometimes when we talk to extra special
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  Speaker 1: customers like yourself, we ask them to send to some
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  Speaker 1: pictures wearing our products. So I was wondering if you
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  Speaker 1: could send us some pictures of yourself wearing the boots.
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  Speaker 1: Um don't you guys already have pictures of the boots. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we got pictures of the boots, but we don't got
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  Speaker 1: pictures of you wearing the boots. Uh. Okay, I understand that,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, But is it possible for you to send
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  Speaker 1: me a picture of yourself wearing the boots? I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I know, No, I don't really feel comfortable with that. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: how about if I send you a picture of myself
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  Speaker 1: wearing the boots. What wearing boots that are similar to mine? That?
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  Speaker 1: I thought? No, I don't I want to send you
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  Speaker 1: pictures of myself wearing the boots that you just bought. What? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: before I send them out to you, I tried them on,
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  Speaker 1: and they are some comfortable boots. So I was just
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  Speaker 1: wondering if you wanted to see how I looked in
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  Speaker 1: the boots so you could compare. No, you didn't put
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  Speaker 1: on the exact same pair of boots as me as
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  Speaker 1: the ones that I bought. Oh yeah, no, I put
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  Speaker 1: them on. I saw him here before they got sent out,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, that looks like they're about my size,
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  Speaker 1: and those are really cute boots. So I tried them on. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want you to send me a
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  Speaker 1: picture of you wearing my boots. This is weird. It's
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  Speaker 1: sort of like it's sort of like we're boot buddies. What, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're boot buddies. Okay, this is getting ridiculous. I paid
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  Speaker 1: for a newer boots that should not have been tried
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  Speaker 1: on by anyone, and I like, I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: should send them back or something. I just this is
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  Speaker 1: making me really uncomfortable. Well okay, well it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you're not a fan of me trying on your boots.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna end this phone call and tell
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  Speaker 1: you to have a nice day. I think that I
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  Speaker 1: need to not to your manager. Can you please transfer
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  Speaker 1: me to your manager right now? Well he's not interested
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  Speaker 1: in trying on the boots, I asked him. What. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's more of a wingtip guy. Transfer me to your manager. Now.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't like boots, to you like cats? Why
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  Speaker 1: you know what's money is? My cat's name is Boots.
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  Speaker 1: Hitting That silly because I work in a place where
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  Speaker 1: I send out boots and then I have a cat
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  Speaker 1: name Boot. My favorite song is Boots, Scoot and Boogie.
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  Speaker 1: This is so weird. My favorite my favorite international political
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  Speaker 1: figure with boots Boot tros Galli. I just love Boots. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: you little weirdo, put your supervisor on the phone. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I can't, I can't do that. Who is it? This
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What your friend, your
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  Speaker 1: friend Christina set you up? Yeah, your friend Christina emailed
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  Speaker 1: me and said you wanted me a prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: you and be as weird as possible. She also told
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  Speaker 1: me that you bought some new boots recently, so I
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  Speaker 1: figured i'd go with that. Oh my god, but seriously,
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  Speaker 1: if you send me a picture of those boots, that'd
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  Speaker 1: be awesome. It was nice talking to your boot bud.