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Phone Tap: Outdoor Bed · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the phone tap. And the beauty of the Internet is
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  Speaker 1: co Oh, someone needs to check ye never know you guys?
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  Speaker 1: Are I love you? Guys? You're my favorites? Fun and
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  Speaker 1: everyone anyway? Yeah, why is he looking at the Groundwa
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  Speaker 1: let's move on. But one guy bought a new bed
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  Speaker 1: for himself online and even paid for someone to come
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  Speaker 1: out and build it for him. Okay. The problem with
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  Speaker 1: the internet, though, a lot of people on it are
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  Speaker 1: kind the dummies like me, And if you ask me
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  Speaker 1: to build your bed for you, chances are it's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna end up looking like a bed or maybe something
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  Speaker 1: even worse. And that's kind of what happens in your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phones appen right, now the twenties. Yellow. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is Nate calling from Home Services. Is this Brad? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's him. Hey, Brad, I just wanted to let you
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  Speaker 1: know that I arrived at your place and I constructed
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  Speaker 1: the king size bedframe that you ordered, and you're all
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  Speaker 1: ready to go. Well uh wait wait, I thought you
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  Speaker 1: were coming tomorrow. I was, but I had some extra
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  Speaker 1: time today, so I thought i'd show up at day early,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Okay, but I'm at work right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine with me. No, no, no, I meant I'm
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  Speaker 1: literally at work. How did you get into my house? Yeah? No,
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  Speaker 1: I did, and I just set it up on your
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  Speaker 1: back deck, so you're all set. Wait what Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: the bed looks really good right now, you know, with
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  Speaker 1: the sun shining on it. It's really nice. I mean
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  Speaker 1: a good choice. Wait wait wait, wait wait wait, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want the bed assembled on my deck. I want
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  Speaker 1: it in the bedroom. Okay, it's your bed, so you
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  Speaker 1: can have it wherever you want in your house. I
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  Speaker 1: never said that you couldn't do that. No, no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not the guy to tell you where to put your bed. Wait. Wait, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's a kingsize bedframe. It's not gonna fit. Well, probably
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't have bought it then, Dude, you're not understanding. I
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  Speaker 1: want the bedframe, but it's not gonna sit in my
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  Speaker 1: house when it's already assembled. Oh. Sometimes I screw up
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  Speaker 1: these things, but I don't think I did. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you did on this one. Okay. Let me just take
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  Speaker 1: a look at the notes on your project real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, looks like under the notes area, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't specify whether you wanted it put together inside
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  Speaker 1: or outside. Oh my god, no, no, no no, it's just
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  Speaker 1: so frustrating. Nobody puts that they want their bed assembled outside. Dude, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not true. I do a lot of these. You're
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  Speaker 1: telling me a lot of people schedule to have their
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  Speaker 1: beds assembled on the deck. You'd be surprised, all right,
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  Speaker 1: because I did one for a lady up north last week.
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  Speaker 1: She had me put together a bed right next to
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  Speaker 1: her hot tub. And I didn't ask any questions about
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  Speaker 1: that though, because it seemed kind of weird. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: she was going to do with it, that is weird.
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  Speaker 1: This is weird. You need to fix this. I'm getting it.
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  Speaker 1: You're not happy about this. Oh my god. It sounds
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  Speaker 1: like you want me to take your bed apart? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to take it apart? What if this
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  Speaker 1: entire situation are you not understanding? Well, all right, so
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  Speaker 1: I can put you on the schedule here. I could
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  Speaker 1: be back in about a week or something. No no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no no no no no no no no
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  Speaker 1: no no no no, I don't think so. No. Well,
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  Speaker 1: look I'm already late for a job here. So you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to speak to customer service about this and
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  Speaker 1: they can charge you for it. And then we're not
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  Speaker 1: paying to have my bed taken apart then put back
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  Speaker 1: together because some stupid numbskull assemble it outside on my deck.
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  Speaker 1: The names are a little much, and sir, you could
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  Speaker 1: have avoided all this if you would have just said
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  Speaker 1: in your notes to assemble it inside your house. So
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  Speaker 1: maybe try doing that next time. No, that's it. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: see now you're just trying to piss me off on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: I am coming down there and I am gonna beat
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  Speaker 1: your Well, that's your choice, but before you do that,
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  Speaker 1: you should probably know that this is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: I made it the whole thing up. What I haven't
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  Speaker 1: even seen your bed? Is this a joke? Too, or
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing's a joke. Because my name's jeff with
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. No, I'm not your coworker.
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  Speaker 1: Kim set you up. She said, you keep talking about
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  Speaker 1: how excited you were to get your new bed to
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  Speaker 1: sleep on, but you wanted to prank you out. That
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  Speaker 1: gets thinking, what kind of a freaking moron would set
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  Speaker 1: up a bed on a dead I was thinking, what
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  Speaker 1: kind of moron wouldn't specify in the notes that they
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  Speaker 1: want their bed inside? Just such a fool hilaria. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that was a lot of fun, but I do have
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  Speaker 1: to run. I'm setting up an above ground pool inside
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  Speaker 1: somebody's living room, So yeah, I gotta go. Great, Thanks, yeah, goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: The week of Every Morning with the twenties point five