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Phone Tap: Snow White From The Streets · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Over the last decade, we've seen this trend in Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: where beloved movie characters are getting reimagined grittier, oh yeah, darker, edgier.
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  Speaker 1: We decide to take that idea to the local community theater.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to be doing a very famous Disney play,
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  Speaker 1: and the people who've signed up to audition have absolutely
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  Speaker 1: no idea that this is the new angle they've decided
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  Speaker 1: to take. You're gonna hear it in your phone tab
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  Speaker 1: right now another weekday mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is this character? Yes, hi Cara. My name's Hannah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the director of the play at the Community theater.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hey, Hi. So, I know you're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: come in on Friday for the audition, but there's a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of scheduling conflicts. I can't be there, so we're
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  Speaker 2: just gonna have to do it now over the phone.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to be considered, you are going for
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  Speaker 2: the lead, right yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? So, and I was looking forward the audition.
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  Speaker 2: So are you great? You got the script that we
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  Speaker 2: sent you? Right? Yeah, I have the script, but I
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  Speaker 2: haven't really Okay, just I need you to take it
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  Speaker 2: from the point where snow White meets the forest creatures,
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  Speaker 2: you know, after she runs away.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I literally am just frantically pulling up the script.
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  Speaker 2: Pull it up. You can start anytime. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh please don't run away.
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  Speaker 2: I promise I won't hurt you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm awfully sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I yeah, yeah, I gotta stop you right there. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't give you time probably to read my notes.
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  Speaker 2: But we're going for snow White meets the streets. So
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  Speaker 2: if you could give me something tougher, think snow White
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  Speaker 2: just got released from prison, snow White from prison. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're going grittier, darker, you know, a princess with like
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  Speaker 2: tats everywhere?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean it's interesting. I will go for it.
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  Speaker 2: Glad we're on the same page and action.
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  Speaker 1: Oh please don't run away.
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  Speaker 2: I promise I can't hurt you. Stop because you're not
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  Speaker 2: getting it. Why are you being so nice? Are you
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  Speaker 2: trying to ruin my play on purpose? I wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't envisioning the character this way, but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: believe you plan for it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're here now, we're here now, So this
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  Speaker 2: is what I'm thinking. Can you just stop talking? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: If you could add a new York accent. I cannot
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  Speaker 2: do a New York accent. Rule Number one, never say
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  Speaker 2: I can't to a director. I just don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: One and action coffee.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's like the most New York I get before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if you just read the script.
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  Speaker 2: The script is right in front of you. Three to
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  Speaker 2: one action. Oh, please don't run away. I promise I
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  Speaker 2: won't hurt you. Wait, start from the top, like snow
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  Speaker 2: White just smoked two packs of mar breads. What and
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  Speaker 2: remember you're talking to forest animals, smelly, unwanted, doped up,
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  Speaker 2: looking for handouts. You're not having it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Three two one action. Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to frighten you.
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  Speaker 2: And you just apologized. I mean, but that's what the
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  Speaker 2: script says. I'm okay, I don't know. Bad snow White
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  Speaker 2: is what we're going for. So just throw in a
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  Speaker 2: couple profanities. You want snow White to swear? Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 2: Like snow White is like stereotypically a nice, kind person,
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  Speaker 2: and this is going against everything that she is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When you say that, all I hear is boring. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: well that's not white. I mean, put a shake in
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  Speaker 2: her hand. For God's sake, put a what any prison
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  Speaker 2: weapon you can think of. I've done a lot of
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  Speaker 2: plays before, and no one has.
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  Speaker 1: Ever asked me to do anything like this.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's probably why you're still doing community theater. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 2: I've just day and I'm on a deadline here. We
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  Speaker 2: just got to get this done. I'd like to see
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  Speaker 2: it to one action.
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  Speaker 1: Don't run away.
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  Speaker 2: I promise I won't hurt you. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't tell you. Paris Hilton goes to a mall. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't know that this is for me.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, being awfully rude to me, And I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 2: I had Alyssa on the phone just a minute ago
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  Speaker 2: and she sounded great, like my friend. Yeah, she asked
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  Speaker 2: me to set you up for a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Because this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke
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  Speaker 2: a Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 2: on you. What. Oh my god, this is said you're
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  Speaker 2: both auditioning to be snow White in a performance coming up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh by god, I'm going to kill her now. That
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  Speaker 2: is a snow white I want dress murder. I really
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  Speaker 2: went for it, but even though it's so heard, and
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  Speaker 2: then it started, I was like, wait a minute, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm snow white, all right, yeah, no whine, I'm working here,
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  Speaker 2: I'm walking walking air. You almost got it. Wake up
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  Speaker 2: every morning with foot taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning