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Phone Tap: The Titanic Isn't Real · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d u i away now offering free
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: It's time for your phone tap. And I don't know
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  Speaker 3: a whole lot about this one, but I've heard Brooks
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  Speaker 3: say it's one of her favorite pranks she's ever done,
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  Speaker 3: probably because it involves the three things she loves the most,
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  Speaker 3: bogo deals, suing people, and talking down to a man.
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  Speaker 4: I really tapped into my roots for this one. Is
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  Speaker 4: honestly how I felt.
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  Speaker 3: Or normally feels bad after the end. No, all of
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  Speaker 3: that comes out today and we get transferred to a
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  Speaker 3: paralegal who works at a law firm. It felt natural,
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  Speaker 3: and Brook's gotten herself into some trouble with the local police.
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  Speaker 3: You'll hear it in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's another on the twenties. This is Travis.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Travis, is this still the law offices of?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Who are you trying to get ahold of?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Well, I was talking to the receptionist and then
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  Speaker 4: she just forwarded me to you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what can I help you with?
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  Speaker 4: Are you an attorney?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm a paralegal.
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  Speaker 4: Oh good, okay, I don't have money for a real attorney.
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  Speaker 3: Who.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we do offer a free consultation, and that might
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  Speaker 2: be a better opportunity for you to get whatever questions
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  Speaker 2: you need and answered.
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  Speaker 4: How much is the free consultation?
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  Speaker 2: It's free, doesn't cost you anything.
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  Speaker 4: Is it like free free? Or is it like free
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  Speaker 4: like I sent up today and then in ninety days later,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to get a bill like ancestry dot com
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  Speaker 4: or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, there's no cost. You meet with
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  Speaker 2: an attorney, you discuss your case, and you just you
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  Speaker 2: decide whether or not you want to move forward.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the reason I ask if it's free is because
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  Speaker 4: my case was about something that I thought was free,
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  Speaker 4: but then there's some dumb rules about it and I
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  Speaker 4: got arrested.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sorry to hear that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're okay, Well, I'm not exactly sure what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Can you tell me a little bit about what happened?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know the department storeholes, Yes, okay. They were
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  Speaker 4: having to buy one, get one free sale, and I
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  Speaker 4: saw the ad on TV and thought, oh, I bought
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  Speaker 4: a blouse there a few months ago, so I need
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  Speaker 4: to get.
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  Speaker 1: My free one.
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  Speaker 4: And so I went down there and I see a
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  Speaker 4: blouse I like, so I take it right, No, it's free.
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  Speaker 4: I bought one already.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't those things don't work like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just a paralegal. You're not a lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay, I mean I'm exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So then a security guard stops me in the parking
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  Speaker 4: lot and I get charged with shoplifting and I never
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  Speaker 4: got my free blouse both if you.
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  Speaker 2: Ask, okay, okay, Yeah, I mean you probably should talk
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  Speaker 2: to an attorney about this, because honestly, I'm not sure
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  Speaker 2: what they might say.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can tell okay, this case it could be
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  Speaker 4: big for your firm. I mean, this could be one
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  Speaker 4: of those like Aaron Brockovich things. Did you see that movie?
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  Speaker 4: And then you guys are gonna get like a five
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  Speaker 4: hundred million dollar settlement or something.
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  Speaker 2: I doubt that seriously, to be perfectly honest, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think you understand how buy one, get one free works.
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  Speaker 4: Well, was I supposed to take the free one first
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  Speaker 4: and then go back and buy one.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm not here to explain how bogo deals work.
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  Speaker 4: So well, what are you saying? What are you saying?
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  Speaker 4: You won't take my case?
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, man, I do think it's highly unlikely that we
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  Speaker 2: would take.
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  Speaker 4: Really, so now, mister paralegal is too good for the
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  Speaker 4: little guy?
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  Speaker 2: Huh No, that's not what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Because I have an extremely winnable case that I've actually
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  Speaker 4: been thinking about for years now. You want to hear
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  Speaker 4: that one?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, to be honest, not really, I'm pretty busy here.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I could take down your number and have that.
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  Speaker 4: This is going to be a lot of money. Just listen,
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god. You know the Titanic.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, of course, everyone knows that's what the Titanic is.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, well, listen to this. There are a lot of
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  Speaker 4: people who think that's a real event.
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  Speaker 2: And that is a real event.
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  Speaker 4: Man. They're charging money to dumb tourists to go see
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  Speaker 4: supposed artifacts whatever of something that they think actually.
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  Speaker 2: Happened, that did actually really happen the Titanic? Did think?
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  Speaker 4: You think it happened too, Yes.
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  Speaker 2: It's well documented it happened.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, news flash. I don't know if you realize this.
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  Speaker 4: It was just a movie. Leonardo DiCaprio is just an actor,
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  Speaker 4: a paid actor, ma'am. Please, only a paralegal would think
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  Speaker 4: that I need to talk to a lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you probably should talk to a lawyer.
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  Speaker 4: Oh do you know who I should talk to? I
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  Speaker 4: should talk to Audrey. She can't be as dumb as
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  Speaker 4: you are.
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  Speaker 2: Are you talking about Audrey R receptionist.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's the smartest one there, because she's the one
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  Speaker 4: that set you up for this prank phone call. What
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  Speaker 4: this is that they brooke for the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 4: on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so glad you're not that stupid.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe you wouldn't take my bogo case.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I guess I should have. We could
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  Speaker 2: have made million dollars on that.
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  Speaker 4: See, that's what I'm talking about. Then we take on
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  Speaker 4: the Titanic.
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  Speaker 2: That was good. I walked all into that week up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties
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