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Phone Tap: Weefi Violation · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Have you guys heard about how hotels are putting in
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  Speaker 1: this new thing called we fi?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but you.
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  Speaker 1: Know about that? No, not wi fi. We Fi is
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  Speaker 1: the new censor that they're putting in shower drains to
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  Speaker 1: tell if the guests are going to the bathroom in there.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we fie. You haven't heard of it?
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  Speaker 2: You better not pee in the shower.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's not a new thing yet, but we
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  Speaker 1: tell a frequent business traveler that it is real and
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  Speaker 1: we know what he's been doing in their topic in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now? Hello, good morning? Am I
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  Speaker 1: speaking with mister Phil.
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  Speaker 2: This is him? Who's this? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from the Fremont Hotel. I'm the manager here,
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  Speaker 1: munch Nutley. Okay, you stayed with us last week, correct?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And while we do appreciate your patronage, I need
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  Speaker 1: to let you know that you will not be allowed
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  Speaker 1: back in the hotel or any of our residences throughout
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  Speaker 1: the country.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, are you surprised by that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, why I stay with you all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I know that we actually notice you're a gold member,
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  Speaker 1: so that will be taken away from you as well.
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  Speaker 2: No wait, wait, wait, wait, why I didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 2: I come in, I stay for a little bit, I leave.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think we know that's not one hundred percent true.
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  Speaker 2: It's here, that is true, guy, I do it for business.
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  Speaker 2: I come in, I come to different states, I stay
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  Speaker 2: for a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Just hearing the sound of your voice, it sounds
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  Speaker 1: like you're getting defensive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm frustrated because there's no reason why you should
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  Speaker 2: be doing this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there is a reason, because you peede in our shower.
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  Speaker 1: Why sir, listen, we.
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  Speaker 2: Have proof proof that the shower.
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  Speaker 1: For the last sixty days our hotel has actually been
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  Speaker 1: running our e Go Clean initiative program where all of
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  Speaker 1: our showers have been equipped with Wi Fi sensors. Wi
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  Speaker 1: Fi sensor certain not Wi Fi Wi Fi as in
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  Speaker 1: we tracking your pee?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Their discrete sensors placed into the drains that monitor for
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  Speaker 1: certain non sterile fluids. It tracks if any of the
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  Speaker 1: guests pee in the showers during their stay. Yours went
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  Speaker 1: off three separate times.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care what it did. It wasn't me. You show. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Let's take a look at your Wi Fi log.
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  Speaker 2: So are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: So Saturday at seven forty two am, also at ten
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  Speaker 1: sixteen pm, and the next morning on Sunday another golden
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  Speaker 1: dusting showed up at eight forty seven am.
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  Speaker 2: Another golden dusting. Yes, no, this is this is absurd.
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  Speaker 1: It is absurd because this is not your house, is it. Mister?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, how would you like it if I.
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  Speaker 1: Went to your place and I went and peed all
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  Speaker 1: over your shower three times tomorrow?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I would know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you would know because you'd have to let me in,
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  Speaker 1: Like we let you into our lovely room and you
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  Speaker 1: desecrated it.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have followed you into the shower.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sir, your argument is frankly nonsensical and completely irrelevant.
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  Speaker 1: For now you are banned from all properties. And now, yes,
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  Speaker 1: if you do try to book with us again, anybody
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  Speaker 1: at guest services will know that you are yellow flagged.
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  Speaker 2: So yellow flag yellow. That's a low yellow flag. That
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  Speaker 2: is that a p joke?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's just the normal warning color we use. Sounds
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  Speaker 1: like maybe you're subconscious picked up.
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  Speaker 2: On it though, Oh my god, this country is going down.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it might have something to do with the things
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  Speaker 1: that people are doing in the bathroom. So if you
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  Speaker 1: have a problem, you probably need to look in the mirror.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to book with you ever. Again,
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  Speaker 2: thank you very much much for your pillows and your
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  Speaker 2: dust might blanket.
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  Speaker 1: So now now you're just lashing out at me because
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  Speaker 1: you know that it's true, and.
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  Speaker 2: You, Hey, buddy, you've got an awful job. You know that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dealing with trash like you, it is pretty awful.
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  Speaker 2: So wait, you're the manager, You're you're a manager, and
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  Speaker 2: you're talking to me like this.
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm just I'm talking to you the way that
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  Speaker 1: you're talking to me.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, but I'm not the manager of a company.
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  Speaker 1: Well you know, I'm just trying to manage this conversation
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  Speaker 1: where you've desecrated our lovely bathrooms.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hope people come and piss all
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  Speaker 2: over your mattress. I hope everywhere in your hotel.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, considering your history, you probably already have.
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  Speaker 2: I hope I hope you your pants when you go
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  Speaker 2: to bed at night.
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  Speaker 1: I hope that you pee yourself when you find out
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  Speaker 1: that this is actually a prank call and you're on
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  Speaker 1: the radio right now, so.
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  Speaker 2: This no, No, I hope you get on a prank calling.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm serious, seriously telling you that you're on
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  Speaker 1: the radio, serious on the on the Yeah, you're on
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  Speaker 1: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. My
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  Speaker 1: name is jeff I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife, Dixie set you up for it.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid wife.
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  Speaker 1: She told us that you do it sometimes at the
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  Speaker 1: shower at home. She suspected that you do it when
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  Speaker 1: you're on the road traveling too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I do I pee in every shower
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  Speaker 2: I get a chance. You admit it, Yeah, I admit it.
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  Speaker 2: I think everybody's peeing in the shower.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we know for sure. My co host Brook is
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  Speaker 1: so at least you have a little.
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  Speaker 2: Company, whoever that is. She's a fine person. Get a
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  Speaker 2: ring wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 2: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.