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Phone Tap: Clover's Cannolis · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: We did a prank call that actually took a few
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  Speaker 2: months of waiting for the perfect moment like that, and
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  Speaker 2: that moment happened when a woman named Samantha who owns
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  Speaker 2: a small bakery, went on vacation and we had another
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  Speaker 2: employee tell her they hired a new person onto the staff.
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  Speaker 2: She hasn't met him yet. In fact, Samantha thinks the
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  Speaker 2: new hire is a woman. Oh she thinks that based
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  Speaker 2: on a single name Clover. Oh lil Does she know
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  Speaker 2: he is actually ex British black Ops. Yeah, he's got
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  Speaker 2: plans for her little baking operation. It's your phone tab
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Oh Samantha, it's Frank in who my apologies me
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  Speaker 3: real name's Frank, but me mates call me Clover.
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  Speaker 4: Oh Clover yeah, yeah, yeah yeah you are? Are you
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  Speaker 4: hire for Dakree.
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  Speaker 2: That's my front and sentential service Yeah, Martin emailed me
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  Speaker 2: about him hiring you, and.
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  Speaker 4: I just assumed that it was a woman based on
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  Speaker 4: your name. I'm sorry, you're sorry about that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have gone under cover as a woman before.
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  Speaker 3: Back in Morocco eighty four, half the population thought I
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  Speaker 3: was a Melda Marcos.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, okay, that would be undercover.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a master of disguise.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, are you a good pastry chef? I've imagined
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  Speaker 4: so since Martin hired you and I trust his hiing, well,
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  Speaker 4: I guess.
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  Speaker 5: You could say more of a freelance baker.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, there's a reason they called me the butcher cal Kiev.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's good. I needed to ask you about your
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  Speaker 4: pre taking experience, and I'm sure that you went over
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  Speaker 4: this with him already. What do you like to bake?
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  Speaker 4: What are your specialties?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm glad you asked.
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  Speaker 3: I was the bodyguard for the Prince of Luxembourg for
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  Speaker 3: eight years and at one point he almost ate a
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  Speaker 3: poison canoli. I stopped it hing myself. I was at
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  Speaker 3: a hospital for three months, so.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of creeping me out a little bit, but.
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  Speaker 5: I know me some baked goods.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like you actually baked good. You tasted
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  Speaker 4: them and then ended up in the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: So I feel like I could bake a cookie if
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  Speaker 3: I've eaten a poison canoli.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, it doesn't equate. Either you're a baker or
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  Speaker 4: you're a food tasted guy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a jack of all trades because I've been in
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  Speaker 3: your little bakery short.
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  Speaker 5: For the last twenty four hours doing reconnaissance.
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  Speaker 4: So you're there right now in my show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've been scouting the place. I just let
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  Speaker 3: myself in.
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  Speaker 4: You let yourself in, and I've got the keys and
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  Speaker 4: Martin House the keys. How did you get into my bakery?
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  Speaker 3: Also classified? But may I commend you heighten your security.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't even have one boby trap, but I fixed
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  Speaker 3: that situation.
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  Speaker 5: Now you've got five.
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  Speaker 4: Whoever the hell you are, you need to get out
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  Speaker 4: of my bakery.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny you think you're in charge.
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  Speaker 4: No, none of them.
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  Speaker 3: I've already used my machete to cut open fifteen bags.
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  Speaker 3: A suspicious looking powder in the bag is quote flower.
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  Speaker 4: Wait.
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  Speaker 3: About a decade ago, I was trapped in a small
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  Speaker 3: village in the mountains of Indonesia, and I came across
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  Speaker 3: a warehouse of bags just like this, and trust me,
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't flower And.
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  Speaker 4: What is happening? Who are you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to tell you that I have experience all
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  Speaker 3: around the world, and when it comes to them flower bags, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I cut them open when I tested them, and you
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  Speaker 3: know what the results were. They would definitely flower What
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  Speaker 3: is wrong with you? Positive? But for a second I
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  Speaker 3: thought they weren't. Oh my god, it could have been
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  Speaker 3: some type of explosive.
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  Speaker 4: So you're telling me that you're fringing spy. You broke
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  Speaker 4: basically broke into my bakery, cut my back the flower open.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, holy.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, Oh holy Hell's what I saw when I was
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  Speaker 3: in Ajevaljean. That's holy hell.
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  Speaker 4: Enough of the story, enough of the travelogue.
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  Speaker 3: The places you've been to, Well, well I can tell
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  Speaker 3: you another location, and that's a radio station.
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  Speaker 5: To stop it, Well, you stop it, all right.
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  Speaker 3: I can't stop until I tell you this is a
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  Speaker 3: prank phone call, and then we can stop and it's
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  Speaker 3: all over. Martin's a twelve year old who came up
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  Speaker 3: with his ruby of a prank.
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  Speaker 5: I want don't really talk like this.
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  Speaker 2: This is my real voice.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, my.
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  Speaker 3: Name's actually Jose from the radiohow Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning.
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  Speaker 5: You just got phone tapped.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you guys suck so bad. He sucks
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  Speaker 4: so bad. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: He's a got a great sense of humor.
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  Speaker 3: He told us to prank call you because you're so uptight.
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  Speaker 5: You want to vacation.
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  Speaker 3: You were worried the bakery was gonna like gold in
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  Speaker 3: flames without you there or something thing.
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  Speaker 5: The waves flour everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: You might want to clean this up at least two
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars for a fun.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, flower doesn't cost that much. Then, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry to frank call you.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, can I have some free cookies delivered?
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  Speaker 4: Definitely not excuse.
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  Speaker 3: Me, no, looks lork, I'm gonna have to pay you
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  Speaker 3: and not a visit after hours. Get out and me
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  Speaker 3: grappling hook and suction cups. Maybe get me a cookie
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  Speaker 3: on my own.
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