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Phone Tap: Standup Situation · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: But we rarely get a chance to prank up and
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  Speaker 3: comers in the entertainment industry. But a guy wrote in
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  Speaker 3: and told us that his roommate is very excited because
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  Speaker 3: he was just selected as a performer in a pretty
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  Speaker 3: big comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Festival's dream Well, yeah, I mean, we're not crushing dreams.
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  Speaker 3: The thing is, he's done a ton of local stuff,
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  Speaker 3: but this is gonna be his first big step.
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  Speaker 2: Up wow on a large stage.
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  Speaker 3: So before he flies out to go to the venue,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna pretend to be the promoter that's been emailing him,
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  Speaker 3: just to let him know he's gonna have some very
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  Speaker 3: famous company when he arrives there.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know if he's gonna like it the
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  Speaker 2: way that I think he should.
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  Speaker 3: It's your phone tap right now. Hello, Hey, it's Gauge
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  Speaker 3: from the West Coast Comedy Fest.
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  Speaker 2: Is this harrib Hey?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Hey? What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Man? I'm I'm doing good.
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  Speaker 1: How about you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing good.
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  Speaker 3: I know we've been talking over emails and everything, getting
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  Speaker 3: ready for the big festival.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I'm totally pumped.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be sweet. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So we looked at your tape and it looks pretty
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  Speaker 3: good on our end. But how are you feeling because
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  Speaker 3: I know this is probably a little bit of a
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  Speaker 3: bigger event than what you're used to.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, like I've done like a couple of competitions,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, this is the biggest thing I've done.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, But mostly you've lost before.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean I don't I don't know if i'd say.
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  Speaker 2: I lost, but yeah, but you didn't win.
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  Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I guess you could say, yeah, so.
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  Speaker 2: You came in last or you know, next to last,
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  Speaker 2: whatever you started to feel. I mean, I didn't do
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  Speaker 2: that bad. Look, that's the past.
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  Speaker 3: We're focusing on this festival here, and I just wanted
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  Speaker 3: to tell you no pressure, but we are going to
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  Speaker 3: have a lot of big names in attendance.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like not even like performing on the stage, just
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  Speaker 3: some of the legends of comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Just hanging out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just to hang out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've they've requested to be there, so they're gonna
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  Speaker 3: be trying to come around bond with some of the
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  Speaker 3: younger generation of stand ups.
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  Speaker 4: Like who can ask who coming?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a few people.
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  Speaker 3: I do know that you are going to be sharing
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  Speaker 3: a dressing room with Louis c K.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: It's a big deal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just dressing room is a little I mean, that's
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  Speaker 4: so well, Okay, we.
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  Speaker 3: Just have limited dressing rooms, so some people have to share, okay.
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  Speaker 3: And Louie is the one that actually picked you out wait,
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  Speaker 3: the least of all the competitors. And he said that guy,
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  Speaker 3: I want that one to be in my dressing room.
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  Speaker 4: Did he pick me to like perform at the festival?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, not to perform, just to be in the
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  Speaker 2: dressing room. Nick. Oh. And he said he wanted to
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  Speaker 2: show you his pre show ritual, pre show ritual. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: those were his words.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, do you maybe know what he might be
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  Speaker 4: talking about, because this kind of I know, he got
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  Speaker 4: it in a little bit of a weird What is
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  Speaker 4: he talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe some like vocal stretches or that's weird, right, Well,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what his process is, but uh whatever,
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  Speaker 3: it's just when you arrive on Friday, before you're set,
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  Speaker 3: he's probably already going to be in the room. And
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what your writer says, but his has
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  Speaker 3: a ton of lotion involved. What the so I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if he has dry skin, if he lives in
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  Speaker 3: Arizona now, or what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: I don't keep up with that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: But I mean you've seen those old news stories about him, right,
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  Speaker 4: like in that stuff that happened, you.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, like when he was nominated for Emmy's show.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, I don't know anyway, there's no way you
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  Speaker 4: do not know, like everybody who's in comedy or around
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  Speaker 4: it knows about what happened.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've never heard of anything.
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  Speaker 4: Google it because it's fine. If I get to meet
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  Speaker 4: him with like other people around, that would be awesome.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't want to be in a dressing room alone.
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  Speaker 2: But that's not what Louis wants. He said he wanted
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  Speaker 2: specific one on one time with you.
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  Speaker 4: Why why did Louis c K even bring that up?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, why do any stars want what
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  Speaker 2: they want.
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  Speaker 3: Someday, that's probably going to be you asking for three
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  Speaker 3: large jars of lotion in your dressing room.
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  Speaker 4: This is getting ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: I really don't see the problem.
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  Speaker 4: What I'm asking for right now is to not have
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  Speaker 4: to share a dressing room with Louis c k.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I think you're overthinking this. I would just go
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  Speaker 3: in the dressing room and just go with what he says. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: and after that, Chris Dalia is going to be coming
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  Speaker 3: by with his Nickelodeon girlfriend, and you want by and
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  Speaker 3: just say hi to all the contestants.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what the hell.
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  Speaker 2: Is going on here?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 3: I mean other than that, Carlos Mencia did mention he's
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  Speaker 3: going to drop by and steal all of your materials, So.
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  Speaker 2: We go.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up many.
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  Speaker 2: Weird or something like. It might be some sort of
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  Speaker 2: prank call. What is this?
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  Speaker 4: What is this?
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  Speaker 3: It's a joke, dude. My name is jeff from the
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  Speaker 3: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: A fun tap. Your buddy Bob set you up for it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, he thought it'd be funny.
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  Speaker 3: If we had all of the Disgrace comedians come by
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  Speaker 3: for our show.
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  Speaker 4: And oh, the dressing room thing was so bad. I'm
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  Speaker 4: trying to still be excited.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think is going to happen in the
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  Speaker 2: dressing room? L he needs lotion for his dry skin.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very pasty man.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I would have done it an opportunity to make it.
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  Speaker 4: Wake up every morning was fun.
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  Speaker 1: Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,