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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #9 Spoonful of Scams · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: The countdown continues for the top ten phone taps of Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: We are on to number nine when our own Brook
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  Speaker 2: Fox poses as a substitute first grade teacher who calls
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  Speaker 2: a mom during school hours and puts her on the
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  Speaker 2: spot in front of the entire class. So this lady
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  Speaker 2: really doesn't have a choice but to do exactly what
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  Speaker 2: Brook says. I still feel bad for this, or she's
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  Speaker 2: gonna let down an entire room of children.
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  Speaker 3: It's her choice.
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  Speaker 2: Number nine in your phone taps of the year, It's
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  Speaker 2: happening right now. Is Brook and Jeffery's ten phone taps
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  Speaker 2: at Christmas?
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  Speaker 4: Oh thank god you answered? Are you Charlotte's mom? I
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  Speaker 4: am Hi. Yes, this is Missus O'Rourke and I'm filling
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  Speaker 4: in for miss who's out today. I'm the substitute.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, your.
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  Speaker 4: Daughter Charlotte's in our class, and I'm just in a
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  Speaker 4: little bit of a pickle and I could really use
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  Speaker 4: your help.
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  Speaker 3: Is everything okay with Charlotte?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yes, I didn't mean to worry you. No, it's
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  Speaker 4: actually about another student in class. Yeah, a boy named Dugan,
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  Speaker 4: and it's his birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Oh how can I help? I'm not, you know, anywhere
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  Speaker 3: near what. Oh it's happening.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need you to come to the school.
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  Speaker 3: See.
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  Speaker 4: The problem is no one told me when I was
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  Speaker 4: filling in it was his birthday. So I asked him
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  Speaker 4: what he wanted, and he got big tears in his
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  Speaker 4: eyes and he said he wanted a phone call from
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  Speaker 4: Mary Poppins, his favorite nanny.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well see, and that's.
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  Speaker 4: Where you come in. I've been calling all the parents
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  Speaker 4: and you're the only one who's picked up. So I
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  Speaker 4: am desperate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to be the
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  Speaker 3: best married. Oh you could do it.
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  Speaker 4: I know you could do it.
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  Speaker 3: I have a busy birthday, I know. I know.
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  Speaker 4: It'll only take two minutes of your time and it
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  Speaker 4: will just make Dugan's life. All I need you to
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  Speaker 4: do is just seeing Dougan happy birthday in a Mary
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  Speaker 4: Poppins voice.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even I haven't even seen that movie in
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  Speaker 3: a very long time.
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  Speaker 4: Jan Dugan, guess who's on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're grabbing him. Oh man, busy.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mary Poppins.
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  Speaker 4: She wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I really don't think this is
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  Speaker 3: a good idea.
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  Speaker 4: I'm putting him on the phone right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Hello, hello, oh oh hello, it's Mary Poppins.
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  Speaker 3: He hello, Hi, Well you love me? What do you
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  Speaker 3: love me? Of course I love you? He sure love everybody.
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  Speaker 3: It's Mary Pops.
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  Speaker 1: You love me?
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  Speaker 4: You'll rim settle down? Quiet coyote everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, did you have a blow? Why?
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  Speaker 4: It's freely?
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  Speaker 3: It makes up and make you fly in this guy.
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  Speaker 1: Of course.
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  Speaker 4: Ye sing of the birthday song, Mary, sing of the
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  Speaker 4: birthday Songer, Happy.
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  Speaker 3: Birthday, we go do it? H Happy birthday? Happy birthday
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  Speaker 3: to you? You you that is bad, missus? What you're a liar? No, no, no, I.
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  Speaker 4: Love to meet you a little early in the morning,
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  Speaker 4: maybe and maybe Mary, your accent isn't warmed up as
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  Speaker 4: it should.
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  Speaker 3: Be, right, yes, yes, well I'm working on it. No
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  Speaker 3: is a run.
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  Speaker 4: Very enough back a few too many brandies last night.
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  Speaker 4: She's not feeling as perky today as she should be.
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  Speaker 4: I guess just like my mommy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, and Mary would like to up to the
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  Speaker 3: teacher right now. It's okay, it's.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, class. Mary just told me that she wants to
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  Speaker 4: apologize to you all on speaker. Okay, they can all
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  Speaker 4: hear you. Mary, go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Oh sorry that I wouldn't watching for your party celebration,
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  Speaker 3: but I'll come back again sometime.
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  Speaker 4: Are you saying that Dugan's Day is a special Mary?
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  Speaker 4: Make me quiet?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, it's very special. I'm not feeling
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  Speaker 3: very wead.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you know what you always say, Mary, what helps
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  Speaker 4: when you don't feel good?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: All right, more and Mary, go right ahead, spoonful of sugar.
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  Speaker 3: And go oh my, yes, okay, go down. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 3: you suck.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, hi, Principal, I didn't see you come in.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my too, well, I gotta go now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: He may not be a fan, but you know who
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  Speaker 4: is a fan. One of the other room parents, Nicole.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, how funny, Yeah, real funny.
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  Speaker 4: Because she's actually the one who set you up for
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  Speaker 4: this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my god, are you joking.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not a substitute teacher, and that is definitely
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  Speaker 4: not a child.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a full grown.
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  Speaker 2: Man named Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. This is bread from the radio show Broke and
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  Speaker 4: Tuffrey in the Morning. You're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god. No, you are such a good mom
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  Speaker 4: in a good sport.
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  Speaker 3: You put me on speaker like in front of the
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  Speaker 3: whole class. I didn't know what else to do. That's
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  Speaker 3: asking spoonful of suga together.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, do again, yes, yes, spoof but.
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  Speaker 3: Mary, I can't hear your nod.
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  Speaker 4: Terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll work on that
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