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REPLAY: Ferran Torres, Italian misadventures and doing it for the plot · No Country For Hot Girls

• 0:03
  SPEAKER_00: Hello.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_00: You've reached No Country for Hot Girls Podcast.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: We can't come to the phone right now.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: Because we have better things to do.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: Hey.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: Hello.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, it's been so long.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: You've been away for a while.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like you've lived a thousand lives.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: I've lived a thousand lives.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: I've seen some things.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: Seen some things that make your toes curled.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you that.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: But only between like Milan and the Italian countryside.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Nowhere else.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: I um we did we were a bit late, weren't we, with this episode.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we um said it was gonna be a two-week break.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's been a three-week break, but it was needed, guys.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Jules was at her wit's end.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: At my wit's end, just splashing around the leguriancy.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: You had to have a break.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: I needed a break.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: I had enough.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: I had enough all of you and your requests.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: Jules basically did all of our editing for us, and she um I'm trying to think of the right word to it.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: I was burnt out, guys.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: I was bloody burnt out.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: She was not enjoying it anymore.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: What kudos to all the producers out there, guys?
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_01: You deserve a medal.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um oh my god, I thought so deeply.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: She needed a break.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: And I needed to reset, drink a hundred litres of Campari, and just live my life.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, how did like your because you do this every time you go to um your parents' house in Italy, how did like the detox go?
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: There was no detox, of course.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: I obviously know the answer to that question as soon as I ask it.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: Why were you asking me that trying to set me up as an alcoholic or something?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, but in all seriousness, I haven't stopped drinking since the 19th of June.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_01: I've had like four days off.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm constantly sweating.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: So maybe that's all the toxins go.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Literally, like, look at me, I'm sweating.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: Is it just hot in here?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: It is quite hot in here.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: But I mean, I have to do another drink, as I was telling you just now.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: Like a whole packet of cigarettes.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: But they they just drink, drink, drink on the continent.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: And then look at them, they're great.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: How are your parents out there?
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Are they drink, drink, drinking as well?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, so my parents moved to Italy like a month ago, as you know.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: And my poor, poor, poor dog is so.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, how is he?
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: He's so sad, his hair is like too long, so he was hiding inside.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: I've never seen a dog more miserable.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I literally Oh my god, that is so sad.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: I put a plate of leftovers under his nose as he was reclined on the ground and he didn't even twitch, he didn't even move his head to lick it.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: He just lay there completely immobile.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, but he's now had a number one, he's had a buzz cut.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: A bit happier.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's happier, but he just looks so naked.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: They cut off his tail.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, not off not his tail.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, like not the tail, but like he has a fluffy tail and it's never not had the fluff on it.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_01: And now it's just this like sad little rat's tail that just like points out.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: So funny.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: And they did it so like cropped to his skin that he literally looks completely naked.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: He's just looking down at himself, being like, I think really exposed, yeah.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, I imagine so, because like I think he looks naked, yeah, alone the other dogs.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, oh my god, man, put some clothes on.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_01: He's left leafy chisic.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he hates he hates Italy.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: But it will get cold.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it will get cold.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: And the fucking wolves and the warthogs will come out.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: Not warthogs, what are they called?
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: Warthogs.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wob wartbors.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: Wad boars.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: Keep calling them warthogs, but that's like warthogs is like a in the desert, isn't it?
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: Or like African continent.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like in the lion cake.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that what pumba is?
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: My dad said he got chased by warthogs when he was little in Zambia.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: Are they dangerous?
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I think so.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_01: I think they have like tusks.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: I have to double check that story with him.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder if now thinking about it years later, if that's true or not.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: He could have made it up.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, you know when someone tells you you know when your parents tell you something when you're like six years old.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like I love you.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: I love you and I'll always be here for you.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: You can always rely on me.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: The house and Chiswick will always be there.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_01: Lies.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_01: They're all fucking liars.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um, no, more like, you know, like oh, like this crazy thing happened to me.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: Or like another time, it's so cool.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or you and you wake up and you're like, that actually was probably quite unprobable that that happened.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like, did you get chased by a wolf?
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: Why were you alone in the jungle at the age of six?
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think it actually don't know where it was.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, that's fine.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: But okay, so we we haven't seen each other.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, last time we saw each other, we were in Milan.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_01: Um we had quite a wild time, didn't we?
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the first night wasn't that wild.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't remember what we did.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: We went to the swimming pool.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: I think it took you like 24 hours to settle in.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: As per usual.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_01: What do you say?
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe a bit less, maybe like 12 hours.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: Was that in a terrible thing?
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, not at all.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, when you like, you were like travelling, yeah, which you despised.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then you got there, and then me and Maya were kind of or already had been there, so we were like in the swing of things a little bit.
• 5:50
  unknown: Yeah.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: And you were like obviously just walking around.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_01: And you were like, I need my aloe vera, like I need like to go to the shop, I need some lunch, like just all that kind of stuff.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: Um making a scene?
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: You were just like, you were just getting your bearings.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, you know, bearings.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: We always need to get our bearings.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then we went out the first night and it was like torrential rain.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: So our Maya, who you would have heard on the last pod, she took us to her favourite bar in Milan, which used to be this like fruit and veg stand.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, yeah, there was not a soul in sight.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh, it's buzzy here.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, not a soul in sight, and the heavens were like an ominous grey, and they were literally about to close up, weren't they?
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: And then we arrived and they were like, Oh, for fuck's sake.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what do you want to drink?
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: And then we proceeded to linger there during like the biggest thunderstorm for about two hours until we got kicked out.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_01: They were like, No, we really have to close down.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's biblical, you get out, it really was, and then we went to this like really cool Lido, and which was so nice, it was so much better than any London Lido.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like from the outside, it basically looks like a really old school gymnasium, doesn't it?
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's an old theatre though.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I think they uh well not an old theatre but a theatre as well, which is quite cool.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then that night we had a bit of a crazy night.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: I can't remember what we did.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: What do we do?
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: We just went to Barnico and so began no a love affair.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, well, I wouldn't say that, but anyway, but sorry, I'm getting awkward, guys.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: Basically, we were at Barnico, me and Mai were there before.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_01: Let's set the scene.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: So it's it's like a cool, trendy bar in Milan.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's all like chrome tables and stools and natural wine, swigging their natural wine and like popping olives, yeah, like micro cement inside everywhere.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_01: We ordered some gilders and a slightly fizzy out wine, yeah.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like that was the vibe, yeah, and it was a kind of all open plan, and there was this really hot Italian chef in there we all noticed through the glass, through the glass, because it was like an open kitchen.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_01: Did he bring over some food or something?
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_01: At some point, yeah.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, he was really hot, and we were like a few like wines deep, and Jules was like, Maybe I should just give him my number, and I was like, I'm gonna 100% do it.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_01: And we were like, you know, we're like At this point.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even know if he'd seen me.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_01: I've been like, I could have been like an old man, like yeah, but you were doing it for yourself, you were doing it for the plot, you were doing it for yourself, it was like a thing for you to like get out there, you know?
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_01: For sure, for sure.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: And actually, we did catch eyes a couple times, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um, anyway, but Jules didn't want to do it herself.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_01: We I was like, Hannah, listen.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_01: So what's gonna happen is I'm gonna write down all of the information.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_01: So if you could just do us a solid and go in there and just like sort of convey the message whilst I run down the street and get a lime bike.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_01: But I got in there and I was like, I actually felt really nervous and really sick.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like I was like, oh my god, this isn't even for me.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_01: And I feel so nervous.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh my, but luckily I went up there to pay and the chef was like had his back turned, he was preparing some food.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, oh my god, thank fuck, this is my moment.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: So I was like to the guy on the till I was like, thanks for everything, da-da.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Oh, and also um my friend in the pink dress thinks the chef is really cute.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like, here's the here's her number, whatever.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like social security number, no NHS number.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: So I text her, and then I just like didn't even wait for like the response, and I just turned and then all I hear from behind me is like all the boys going way and like clapping, and I was like, oh my god.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, and I was like obviously running off adrenaline at this point, so we got out because I was like, get us some limes like quickly.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: But at this point, so me and Maya had tried to get some limes, but Maya had cycled off, Han was trying to find a lime, and I was trying to lime past, but that my line gets stalling.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_01: I was like in view of the glass.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_01: It was the clumsiest uh getaway like on lime bikes you could ever imagine.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: And I was and so I had to then get over, get off my lime, help Jules like figure out what was going on with her, and then I've in view of the bar.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_01: But this this bar is all glass, all glass, like floor to ceiling glass, also like me and Maya in like black clothing, and Jules is in a bright pink dress, which is why I said the girl in the pink dress, because I was like, it's obvious who it is.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: So I was like, she couldn't have stood out more, no, anyway, and then we finally got away, and then um 20 minutes later, we were all on Merry Way and then recapped it at another bar.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well then, because then we went out for dinner and then he texted you.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_01: He texted me, and I was like, oh my god.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I had a panic attack and was like, I can't see him.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: Basically, they didn't he didn't finish work until 11.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_01: And it was already like what, 11?
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_01: And then we were like, oh, like trying to be like fun and like carefully like come meet us, and then it suddenly felt quite real.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then he was like, okay, and then we were like, oh, actually, we don't want you to.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: We were like, oh, we're gonna go somewhere else now.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like, sorry, see you another time.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, a no.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um anyway, it was funny.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, um, but no, we just wanted to like hang out together, um, and we just had like a fun, silly time.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then Jules went back to her house in the countryside, and then she went back to Milan and actually saw him.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_01: Well that was fun.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_01: And that was it.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: Went for some drinks, got in the back of his moped.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: He was hot, but he was 100% a fuckboy.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: He also said that he gets the numbers quite a lot.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, uh Oh, did he say that?
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, he didn't say that.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: He said his his col basically he brought his colleagues out.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_01: And we were having just a couple of drinks with his colleagues, um, who were hilarious actually.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_01: Um, one of them was completely mute, and the other one was this little Albanian guy who was just really jokes.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and he was basically my chauffeur like like two days, he would just like zip around on his best birth while I was like attempting to like snog this guy.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I've dipped anyway.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_01: Why am I so weird?
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm 12 years old.
• 12:27
  unknown: Can't talk.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, he was really hot, and that's a hot Italian chef, that's all we need to know.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's all you need to know.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_01: Done.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um, done, done and dusted.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Moving on swiftly.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_01: But I do think for all the single ladies, Maya is a big proponent of the number, yeah, of the giving the number.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_01: And I feel like I would never have done that had she not been like, it actually works.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: It does.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: It does, and also, yeah, it's quite like validating, I guess, when they text you.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I feel like it's probably quite a compliment for them though.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_01: But I mean, it kind of depends because I feel like do you think it's giving like shag, or do you think it's giving like chit-chat?
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_01: Um kind of depends.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it completely depends.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: It depends on who it is, maybe.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: But I think Italian chef from Milan, yeah, who finishes work at midnight.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's not giving much out.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um so yeah.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_01: But you and my also met some guy called Fernandez.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_01: Fernandez with Frederico.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_00: Why do I think Fernando?
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_01: You've been watching too much like Spanish football.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_01: Um we really need to talk about.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_01: Um, we had like had a few drinks in this town and basically as usual made friends with the most weird people, like three octagenarians called like Pablo and Paolo, like Davide.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: And then as we were, as we were like flirting with these 18.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I wasn't even flooded, but mine told one of them that she loved his hair, which he really enjoyed.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, this random like youth comes down the street, and all the Davideys and the Paolo's were like, oh, like Frederico, like come talk to these girls, like we're tired now, like you take over.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_01: They'd horn us out.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_01: And he was like, Oh, okay, okay.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_01: And anyway, came and sat down with us.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I don't know how this escalated so quickly, but before you before we knew it, like we were in his like dungeon cellar where he brews his own wine.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_01: And then we were playing truth or dare.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_01: And one minute we dared him to get into one of the like tankets of wine.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, he put his entire head in like the vestibule and like almost got stuck.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_01: I know, so we were like, Oh my god, get out! Because like we're gonna have to like, we're gonna have to leave your dead body here, like it's gonna be really bad.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, then he got out, and then he basically thought we were chirpsing, me and him, and then just sort of lunged um in front of the old men, and they were like all laughing.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_01: So I was like, I can't do this.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: So weird.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_01: Maya was just stood there, like, uh, hello.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_01: And then he proceeded to follow us back, like insisted on walking us to our bed, and then he decided to come in to have a look at this this room, which can I just say is like three meters big, like the square footage was three meters, so he's just standing there, like basically in our bed, and we were like, Frederico, like I don't know what you have gonna have.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_01: And Maya was like, We're not gonna have a threesome with you.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: And he was like, It's the best thing was it was so earnest.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_01: He was like, But the why not?
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_01: And we were like, Well, just because anyway, and then he was like, Okay, I give you my wine and my onions.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_01: He basically gifted us his his wine and like a whole batch of onions.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Sweet, it was delicious, the onions, yeah.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so that happened.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: This was like literally 12 hours after I'd left you.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but chaos.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, literally chaos, and I was like, if I was that, this would never have happened.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_01: No way that a man called Federico would be giving us onions and trying to have a threesome with us in our box room.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's just no way, or his head would be in a vestibule.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like, there is just no way, like it just would never have happened.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um his entire body in a wine vestibule.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_01: So Jules and Maya were like read like telling me this story the next day, and I was like, oh my god, I can't take these two anywhere.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well, then Hannah was like, because I kept being like to you, like, oh Frederico's text.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: You were like, Why are you still talking to Frederico?
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's because when you first told me the story, you were telling me about his winemaking dungeon, and then the fact that he was one of the three, and then also that he was said he was gonna wake you up by serenading you in the corner.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_01: So I was like, I was like, so when you then dropped it like two weeks later, that he you were messaging Frederico, I was like, why?
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_01: Why were you like what could he possibly offer you?
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what he's stopped texting me now?
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: I think he got a bit upset with me.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Was he good looking?
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he was like a very Italian look, he had a good pod, yeah.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, how do you know that?
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: From um from from what I saw.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he was just lifting his top off.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_01: You know what boys are like, you know, sometimes they just sort of flap it around.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I guess do you not think that?
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: I think quite a lot of boys flap their tops around to kind of show off their app.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I see.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: You know, and they they claim that they're hot, but I think it's actually just to like flash an app.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: I got you.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, it was so funny.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_01: It was a bit of a weird random segue.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_01: But um, we were watching the England Norway match and went England school for the second time, everyone was obviously going crazy.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_01: And Ollie just like rips his top off and starts like sagging out.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I was so taken aback.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_01: That I literally was like, Were you like I was like, what are you doing?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: Put your clothes back on.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh so I was like, oh my god, what are you doing?
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's some instinct within them that seems to think that like nudity is like some kind of state.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: But he's not that kind of person, so I was really like shaken up by it.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like you were like, I think I'm gonna have to move out.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I can't see this again.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and then I think he was a little bit offended, and I didn't mean it in a rude way, but I just was like so.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: So you ordered him to put his clothes back on because he was so disgusted by his naked body.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: I just was like, I've never seen you do that before in my life.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's so funny.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: So funny.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, maybe they do like taking their tops off.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_01: Um, okay, but we need to talk about the football because it's been on my mind.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_01: By the time this comes out, this might be a little bit dated.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: So we'll keep it relatively generic.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_01: But obviously But that runs in theme with how you got into the World Cup.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, with jewels watched one and a half matches.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_01: One and a half matches, and that was enough.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: Although I wish I'd had more of a backstory about Argentina because I was like, oh, I don't really mind them.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_01: And then anyway, it turns out that they were absolute douchebags.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, no, no, they were awful.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: But I do like Messi.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know you keep saying that.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: He's just like get him out your brain.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: I just weirdly fancy him.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_01: He's like five.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but like I don't care.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_01: There's something about him.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like, even when he was younger with his like long hair.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_01: I think she couldn't think he was less fit.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_01: The thing is, he's not, but he but he's sexy.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know why?
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: It's because he's the goat, like he's so so talented that he's so sexy.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: He's the best footballer, potentially, of all time.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_01: That's sexy.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_01: No?
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm just not, I just don't see it.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_01: Well, anyway, another Argentinian that was fit, the manager, Scalone, hot.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: When he was crying at the press conference, I was like, oh my god.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: Get me a flight.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see him crying?
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_01: No, but you told me about it and I didn't like it.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: He was saying, like, it hurts my soul.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: And then when he got to the word soul, he was like, he couldn't even speak.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_01: You had to like rush out of the press conference.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_01: Bless him.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know he was a footballer?
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_01: They most of them were.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, that brings us to the best one.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_01: Well, sorry, the context is that Jules watched one and a half matches and realized that quite a lot of the football players were hot.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then obviously that got her hooked.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_01: So now her algorithm is like literally just like basically the Spanish football team.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_01: Can I just say I go on loads of things on Instagram, right?
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_01: And never in my life has it caught on as quickly as this.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I've Googled Ferandouras that many times.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_01: But okay, you know there's like a square of what, like 10?
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: Eight out of the ten squares is Ferrandor.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, on your like four U grids.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_01: Literally eight.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_01: Like him in like spread eagled, like him without a top on, like him like kissing the very bee, like people dissecting his haircut and how it complements his facial features.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I can't look at this anymore.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like that's the next progression for you making content about him.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_01: Well, like making a podcast about it.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh TikTok.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dedicate it.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what was it?
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: Club Chalamet.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_01: Club Torres.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but I he's so hot.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he is really hot.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: Who was your who did you fancy the most?
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I got a rekindling for John Stone.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know who that is.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_01: English, England.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_01: But he's not really been in What about Jude?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, you might have to cut that out because I might have got his name.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: I said John Stone, John Stones.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_01: John Stones I thought you were talking about John Snow for a second.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, we'll start we'll start that bit again.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_01: I think that was going funny.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um I've got a weekend link for John Stones.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: Not John Stone.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: What about uh where was Grealish?
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think he's that good anymore.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a shame.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_01: But they give fuck but they um dude, dude.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, come on, like let's just have a moment of silence.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, but that man is an angel sent from heaven.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_01: I just can't believe how young they all are.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_01: How old is he, like 23?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, something like that.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see oh my god, poor Harry Kane.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's nice, that's sexy.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_01: Um Harry Kane's 32.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see on um TikTok today there's so many people saying that they think he's he looks 43?
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_01: People are shocked that he's 32.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_01: To be fair, he does look a bit older than 32.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_01: I just think he looks a little bit careworn.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: He is the captain of the team, so I guess he's got a lot on his shoulders.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, true.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_01: But everyone's giving what's his name?
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_01: Tushtell?
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_01: Tutel.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_01: Tutchill.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't know.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_01: Thomas Tutchill.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_01: Toutchel, they're giving him a hard time, apparently.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why, but so I hear.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know who else I like?
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_01: Killian.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_01: Which one's that?
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_01: Big fan of his.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, love him.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, they're so fit.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's because sorry, I know I always say these things when I sound like I'm like literally a teenage girl.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm about to throw my gusset at like the Beatles or something.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, I think it's because like football players, they have really good bodies.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know they're athletes?
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but but it's like the leanness.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're not like too bulky or anything.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like rugby players, or like also it's probably like the fittest, like sporting uniform.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like rugby not fit.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_01: Bodybuilding.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, but I mean I mean like unif like clothes, like sports clothes.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay, right.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's just like a t like a t-shirt and football shorts are quite sexy.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that yeah.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_01: What about um what one thing that was baffling me was some of them had long sleeve tops and some of them had short sleeve tops.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_01: Surely they were they were really hot.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_01: They must have been boiling on long sleeve.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was really confused by that.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um, also, I quite am a big fan of Rodri.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_01: I've recently discovered that.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, the um the halftime show was insane.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't watch it.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_01: The halftime show was absolutely mad.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, what the fuck is going on?
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, why is there a halftime show at the World Cup?
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's like so American.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: And then like Madonna comes out, and you I s I sent jewels a picture of her standing next to Ronaldo and Ronaldino, but like at the beginning they were like driving like a car, like inside somewhere.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: And they were like these two like hugely famous like Brazilian footballers were just like sat next to her, like just like not really knowing what to do.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like their faces were like just like not really smiling, but not really it was so weird, and then the Muppets came on, and then Justin Bieber, and then Ted Lasso, and then Shakira.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: Did you hear Wayne Rooney?
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_01: No, did you not?
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_01: So straight after it's Gabby Logan on the BBC commentary was like, so like what did everyone think of the halftime show?
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_01: And Wayne Rooney goes, Um, my favourite bit was when it when it ended.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was completely cracked.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_01: Live on air.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, I love you.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_01: Love that speaking of live on air, Robbie Williams.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_01: We must discuss that.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see how he did a yeah, a fake apology thing?
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: That it was a mint.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, I know.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think it was a mint?
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_01: No, obviously not.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_01: So, just for anyone who doesn't know, Robbie Williams was also bizarrely, had been asked to like come and commentate and talk to some of the sports commentators.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_01: And as he was like saying his piece to camera, this like suspicious white kind of crystal falls out of his nose, and then he brushes it away, but then he doesn't realise it's still stuck to his hand, and then he puts it on his head and it's stuck to his forehead.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it's it's quite bad.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like allegedly, and we're not gonna we're not gonna speculate.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_01: No, it didn't look good.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_01: It didn't look great, and it was all caught on camera.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_01: And then he basically did like an Instagram apology yesterday, which then at the end of it he goes, you know, I've stopped, you know, doing whatever I used to do.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: You know, he was like, it was deeply unprofessional, and I'm really sorry for everyone of disappointed and people saying they're worried about me.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_01: Um but the thing is, is I was okay because I ended up having several more and then opened his mouth and it was just loads of mints.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_01: Mint his and it's like, are you trying to genuinely insinuate that you're a smint up?
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's taking the piss.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_01: But you'd think I I don't know.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_01: I think he was yeah, I think he was just trying to cover cover.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he was trying to cover by like I think it was quite a good way of doing it.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he kind of just brazened it out.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_01: He did a trump.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: Which no, I agree.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_01: It worked.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_01: It worked.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I thought it was a genuine apology at first.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: So did I.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: So did I.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I mean, it was fucking embarrassing.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_01: It was so embarrassing.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: But it was really funny because there was like the guy next to him was obviously like when it went onto his head, couldn't stop looking at his head.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: Stop.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: So his eyes were just like at the top of Robby's head, and then the camera like slowly pans to the left and like starts cutting him out as he's speaking.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_01: No way.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I didn't see that bit.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's really funny.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking hell.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um, other good moments, uh, Trump getting shoved out of Trump trying to first of all get into the fucking picture with the Spanish football team.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_01: And then getting kind of sort of shunted away by the team.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_01: And then dragged away by infant in what's his name?
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_01: Fantino.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see that he is under like investigation now?
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_01: Is it by FIFA?
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the board of FIFA apparently um want to do like a tribunal for him, like press charges against him for basically unfairly favouring one team.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: Who was he favoring?
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_01: America.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, because of the Turn America.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's like so incredibly corrupt.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_01: So, but fe whole of FIFA is Yeah.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_01: And did you see that Paredes, that guy who had the massive fight, the one who likes was punching people.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_01: He another he's also fair, I'm sorry to say, but he is.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, um, he his red card's been revoked.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_01: His so he got a red card at the end of the game for basically causing a Oh he got a red card.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_01: He got a like a post-game red card.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_01: Right here.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then today FIFA ruled saying that it's been taken back, like he doesn't get a red card anymore.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: But he literally like started a fight after the game was over.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I think it's like well, people keep saying that there's some kind of like unfair situation going on with Argentina, like Trump and FIFA are like trying to get them to win.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_01: What was that about?
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_01: And then Israel and stuff, because Netanyahu was saying that he likes sports Argentina.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and there is on their side.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, because Millet.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_01: But one thing that I did think was really cute was when all the Spanish players were going up to get their medals and they all hugged the king.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see that?
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_01: They were like fully hugging the king, and the king was fully hugging them back, and I was like, you would not catch Elizabeth the fucking second.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_01: Is it second?
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, second.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think so.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_01: You wouldn't be catching Liz.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_01: She's dead.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking getting them in a butt in a bear hug.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: She's not really with us anymore.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, but you know what I mean.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_01: King Charles, whatever his name is.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_01: Wrapping his chubby fingers around his butt sausage fingers, like going in for a big hug.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so sweet.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_01: I loved it.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_01: That is really cute.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, there were some good moments.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_01: Faran, he obviously won one kick.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see?
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, sorry.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_01: I've been really chronically online this week.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: But basically, Farrat Ferrat Faran.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_01: Is that his first name?
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_01: Faran?
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_01: Faran Torres?
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I don't know what his first name is.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_01: I should probably find out.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: But he got gifted by this Egyptian millionaire, a chalet, for getting the final goal that that big the goal that basically let Spain win.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_01: So this billionaire or millionaire, whatever basically just gifted him a house in like I don't know where it was, but somewhere up fancy in like Switzerland.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Wow, he's having a good week.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was really good week.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: Although apparently way too much further because I keep getting the content read to me.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh really?
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_01: So he's single.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_01: And you're sad about that?
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: I just mean he's it's been a it's been a turbulent few weeks for him.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's been ups and downs.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: There's been some ups and downs.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember that guy who was it in the Olympics and he basically like won something?
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: It was the winter Olympics, I think, and he took the moment to like dedicate it to his ex-girlfriend who he had cheated on.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, yeah.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: And he was basically was like, I made the biggest mistake of my life, like you're amazing, like da da.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_01: And everyone thinking it was gonna be this like outpouring of love, and everyone was like, You're the worst, like you're so toxic.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_01: And then didn't she reply and be like, I don't care.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, like we're still not getting married together.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, something like that that no, that is that is embarrassing.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's so embarrassing.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: You wouldn't live that down.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_01: But how is that he's obviously like one of those people that one of those men that like thought it was really romantic and that it was like I don't know, was it's gonna make him look really good if it was so performative.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's one of those things that like as a girl growing up, you'd probably think that you'd like, but actually in real life in 2026, like it's probably the most disgusting thing you could ever think.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_01: He would be completely icked out.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you you you would block them and you would never you would remove every trace of data that that showed you connected to them.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: Also, like it would be even more humili you're like humiliating, you sorry, so you've cheated on me, yeah, and then you've gone on to national like international TV and told everyone that you've cheated on me and that you're really sorry and that you're like crying, and I'm like that that's so awful, like fuck off.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_01: So gross.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: Also, okay, picture this.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_01: So Ollie cheats on you in obviously he would never, but I'm just saying, hype in a fairy, in a horrible dystopian world, in a fairy tale world.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_01: No, in like the upside down, right?
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: And he suddenly, like, you know, because he wins his match in not match, his cycling tournament, whatever it is, in Belgium, then he gets like propositioned by the Tour de France and he wins the Tour de France, and he's like, Hannah, like, I just want to let you know, like I love you, and then he whips off his top and he twirls it around his head.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_01: What would you do?
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_01: And you're watching, you know, eat you're you're kind of proud of him, but you're also kind of upset and pissed off because he obviously you know did the dirty on you.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_01: What would she do?
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, it feels like a world, a world in which you're you don't want a part of.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_01: I could never comment on well if someone did that to me, I would be sick.
• 33:12
  unknown: Okay.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god almighty.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_01: What were our other topics for the day?
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_01: So we've got new prime minister.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think about him?
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_01: Um well I don't really know.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm getting quite mixed.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_01: Mixed, right?
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_01: Mixed reviews and pick and mix Intel, yeah.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like on the one hand, he's saying, Yeah, might put rent caps on, and I'm like, great, Andy.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_01: On the other hand, he's saying, let's start drilling in the North Sea.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, You're the devil, Andy.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like he's kind of like giving labour, but then he's also giving like terrible human.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like he's like, Oh, I want like the whole of the north to have more money, and it's like, okay, cool, that's good.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_01: And then he's like, Yeah, like we need to like put more money into communities, great, lovely.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_01: And then he's like, Oh, but actually, I'm gonna allow the US to have what was it, like missile sites in the UK.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, what is wrong with you?
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_01: Why are none of them sorry, Zaran Mandani has shown that if you want to do something, you can do it.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's literally like living proof that when you want to put a policy through, you can fucking put it through.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_01: So that's what made me think like what strings are being pulled in the background of all of these fucking politicians that they never fucking do the right thing.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and also Spain as well, like their prime minister.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_01: Who's also hot, by the way.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_01: Who's also hot?
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_01: Um they are all hot though.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember in Barcelona and the police officers were like models?
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_01: And we were like, what is going on?
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like, do you remember his electric blue eye?
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and his really tight trout.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_01: I do actually, yeah.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they've done four far phones.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: Um they've like recognized the state of Palestine, they're like speaking out, like being completely as they should be.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_01: And not getting like terrorized for it or anything.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_01: And also, I think Spain is like the biggest European country okay, I'm this is definitely wrong, but basically they've really pushed forward with solar energy to the point that pretty much like every other household in Spain now has solar panels, and their energy has now gone down so much, it's so cheap.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_01: So the cost of living and like quality of life for people in Spain is like going up and up because bills are going down.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_01: And so it just goes to show like when you actually commit to these things, it works.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, it just pisses me off so much.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_01: Every time we get anyone in in England, it just feels like it's just like this country has no backbone, and it's like we're supposed to be a powerful country, and it's just like it's not giving that.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, they were saying if they start drilling in the North Sea, and the oil that that will produce will emit, or like the carbon that that will emit, will be more than the 20 poorest countries in the world put together, just from that little patch in the North Sea.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, why the fuck are you doing that when we are literally can't see because it's 39 degrees?
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: 100%.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_01: There's forest fires in fucking Birmingham.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: That's insane.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, sorry.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_01: How do I always manage to bring down the time?
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's just oh anyway, Andy, we've got our eyes on you.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you little shit bag.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_01: He's got good hair there, I'll give him that.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently, him and his girl, uh not Garver and his wife were like the king and queen of Cambridge or something.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_01: Apparently they were like the coolest kids in town.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-uh.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like she was like the apparently most popular, popular girl, and he managed to snag her.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_01: Good for him.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, good for him.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um Gabriette and Mattihini got married.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, yeah.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_01: And I actually have really enjoyed her wedding looks.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_01: She looks really beautiful.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: She's been doing like Gothic Bride.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Gothic Bride by a designer called Matier Fecale.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_01: Good word.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_01: We think.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's how you say it.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_01: Matier Fecale.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_01: I think it just means fecal matter in French.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but like you were trying to give it a kind of little.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, that's because it's well but yeah, but the French don't pronounce it matters fecal.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like they pronounce it Matier Fecale because that's how you say fecal matter.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_00: Very good, very good.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_01: But um quite iconic that her wedding dress was designed by someone called fecal matter.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love that.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but it's really cool.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_01: The dress was like amazing, and then her sec her outfit for like the 30 was really cool.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_01: It was like a tailored jacket with like a tail, and then like these cropped trousers, which were really cool all in white.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_01: But then she put on this hat and it was like veering into circus, which I didn't enjoy.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, you could have just nodded on the hat.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_01: It was like a couple of things.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_01: I think maybe that's all for the hats.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_01: What fecal matter?
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's not calling them that.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_01: Mathieu thank you.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm sure they don't enjoy being being called fecal sorry, they know themselves being not not enjoy.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm sure they don't want each country to call them fecal matter in their own language.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_01: They want to be called in French.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_01: Right, okay.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so on the third day she wears this kind of jaunty little hat.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like a tiny little, like a really small top hat.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like to the side, like a bit like kooky.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_01: In general, I'm not I'm not there.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_01: With like a little elastic band on that.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_01: It was like it felt like a party hat.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_01: Like a kid's party cone hat.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was giving like mad hatter.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: So her her main wedding dress was kind of this almost like it had frayed, it was kind of like corseteered, very Victorian looking, had like a gusset, uh like a bustle.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_01: And then it had like frayed the bottom.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_01: It was really cool, and it also was it also was kind of cropped around the ankles so you could see the her ankles, which I always love.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_01: And the sleeves were like three-quarter length and kind of flowy.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_01: So it was kind of also like a bit like bohemian in a way as well.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, it felt very romantic.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, very romantic.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_01: It felt very like Pride and Prejudice.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then they had it in, I think it's Madonna's old house in Beverly Hills.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_01: But it's really cool.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_01: You can see like the Hollywood sign in the background.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um, it was yeah, it felt quite cool, like LA, old LA vibe.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think about LA?
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_01: Never been.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_01: I just like I don't know if I'd like it.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_01: Having said that, I've never been.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_01: I've never been.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_01: I've only driven past it.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_01: When we were 16, we went on like a Californian holiday with my parents and my family, and they obviously reviewed.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_01: They were like, Yeah, and we're gonna go to like Yosemite National Park.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Well, I want to go to Sunset Boulevard, and they were like, Absolutely not.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_01: So it's so funny because now in your 30s, you'd be like, I want to go to Yosemite National Park.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_01: Get me to those sequoia trees, they were amazing.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_01: The biggest tree in the world was called a Grand Sherman.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_01: Did I tell you the story?
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_01: And I was in a really bad mood that I was in this fucking forest.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, and so I was walking, there was a path that goes through the forest, and it all everyone kind of walks on this path.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, there's like a kind of raised ditch next to the path, and uh like a kind of mound, I guess.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_01: And so I was in such a bad mood with my family that I refused to walk with the path.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: Because they dragged you to this incredible national exactly right.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_01: Can I take walking?
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_01: Which you would lap up nowadays.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_01: I would love you would be fucking hugging that tree.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_01: God, yeah, I'd be fucking like snogging the tree.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but anyway, so I refused to walk with them on the path, and I was like in a grump.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_01: So I was walking on this raised ditch.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I was like stomping along trying to make a real point, and then I stood in a hive and this swarm of wasps.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, yeah, yeah.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_01: And it was literally, I'm not even joking, it was like, you know, like we need the poo.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: But the worst thing was I was screaming, I was like, Yeah, caught running around.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_01: The worst thing was that there was about 20 people on the path who also got attacked.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like did you get stung a lot?
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I even had like 50 bites.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_01: You know that can like kill you.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_01: But then my mum was running because my sister's got a nut allergy, so she had anti-antihistamine as antiperspirant anti-histamine.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_01: So she was running after random people, being like, like take some whatever it's called, like uh what's it called?
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's Piriton.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_01: Piritone, that's it.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, and then my dad, because dad's just so dads are just useless, aren't they?
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_01: My dad thought that he should pop the bites.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, don't do that.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not a thing.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_01: Like venom doesn't come out if you screeze or sting.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_01: Some things leave their tail in you, but I don't know if I've never been sung by a wasp, so I don't know.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was like I was my entire body was like stinging, it had swallowed.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_01: That must have been absolutely.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_01: I know then I had Marek's fucking like long claws trying to like pinch them, writhing in agony.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_01: Can't have helped your mood.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's an angsty teenager.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_01: So bad my mum was so pissed off.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, sorry, long story short, LA.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_01: We digress.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of LA, uh, the Odyssey.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Hollywood, I was thinking.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_01: I've started listening to you the rest of history.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: In preparation.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I've only like 10 minutes in.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, people did say that, didn't they?
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_01: That you should brush up.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: Ollie said that.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: He said he listened to it after the film, but he wished he listened to it before.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so what does Ollie think?
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I tried to get him to give me the top best three things and the worst three things, but he didn't give me anything because he was like, I don't want to spoil anything.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_01: Did he like it?
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_01: I think so, yeah.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because our friend Nikole He didn't come back and was like, that was the best movie.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_01: That's interesting, because like some people are like absolutely like creaming themselves over.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh really?
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_01: And then some people are a bit like so so our friend Nikhil, who's the patron of the patron of the pod.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_01: Hi, hi.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, he's also works, he's an agent, so he's in, you know, the the beers.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, they say.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_01: And and he was saying that he needs to watch it again because he was there were moments that he was unsure about.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_01: He said some of the acting wasn't that good.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh really?
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, from who?
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_01: He said our patz.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I heard who I didn't even realise he was in it until Rudy told me.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_01: Like a Bostonian accent.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, I can't imagine him doing that.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_01: No, and Tom Holland as well, and it's like you're from fucking Kingston.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but Tom Hal Tom Holland can do an American accent.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, true.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Spider-Man stan.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, but he can't, he actually can do an American accent.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_01: But on fact so Hannah is the biggest Spider-Man fan you'll ever meet.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_01: Spider-Man was her sexual awakening.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_01: It was, wasn't it?
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_01: Andrew Garfield.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_01: She had Andrew Garfield literally as her screensaver tattooed all over her staff.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_01: You were in love.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, that's not what it was.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm surprised you didn't stalk his hotel.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_01: You tried.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: once remember no have you ever stalked a celebrity no i've never stalked a celebrity but like after their gig or something i don't think so i'll do that with the libertines ones i don't think i don't think so i'm trying to think if there's anyone that i may have the kooks no no sadly not with another one of your loves of your lives yeah his name luke luke he's actually like really like small though no okay the andrew garfer thing i'm just setting the record straight at uni it got a little bit obsessed yeah i fancied him in just in just the spider man things i fancied him i don't know why i did it was just it latched on i think i was going through some stuff yeah you like yeah this kind of hat was a theme in my life like when i was going through a breakup or like i was going through a few little bits of depression i don't know i got kind of like unnaturally obsessed with unhealthily obsessed with a fictional character so it wasn't and she wanted a marriage ceremony for her and you know remember she's now just made rings out of out of daisies I think it was and we caught her outside and she had a Spider-Man mask on do you remember that and it was hanging upside down from aren't you oh my god no that's almost completely untrue I just don't think it says the worst thing that happened was like I just got addicted to watching YouTube interviews with him and like Maya came into the room was like you must close your laptop you're on page six of YouTube now and I was like fair enough yeah yeah um but that was pretty much it so would you say that out out of Spider-Man you fancy him less I just like Spider-Man films I actually like all the Marvel films me I went me and Ollie went through a phase at the beginning of the year where it was the only films we watched I just feel like it it's because it's like it it's like a bit of intrigue and action but I know it's gonna end fine and that is good for my nervous system.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah which yeah which famously is terrible judging by this yeah so that's why that is why I like them but I like all that kind of stuff like I love like like a James Bond film or like anything that's like is probably gonna end up fine you know but has a bit of like craziness in the middle.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_01: Craziness shooting I don't like James Bond I find it boring I don't know what it is because I love spy stuff absolutely love spies but I do I really like spies like I love James James Bond isn't really like about spies exactly it's about him just like sort of punching people like Lithario Lithario oh my god I to be honest I just need it to end well they need to just fucking pick someone or just sack it off or just sack it off.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean it at Daniel Craig like everyone bang on about how he was great.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_01: It was great yeah pick it up in 50 years time when there's actually someone else that fits the bill 100% or just give it to Bloody Idris because we all know that he would be the best one.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_01: I think we've already spoken about this one we're gonna I think we we should go before we repurg a dick wait the last thing I'll say is this so obviously you love Spider-Man as discussed what did you think of Tom Holland as so basically the reason why this is coming up is because Hannah's going to see Spider-Man this week and she's very next week sorry next week I don't even out of five days to that she's gonna go watch it and she's very excited how does he stack up to um good old Andrew um I think he's probably better as an actual Spider-Man oh he's a bit younger because he's a bit small he's a bit smaller yeah he's kind of a bit more because he's supposed to be like a teenager right wriggle around a bit did you see how Elon Musk thought that the historian Tom Holland was the actor Tom Holland and started beefing him online.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_01: Tom Holland the historian who does the rest of his history basically wrote a whole thing basically being like how the film was amazing and the Odyssey was amazing and it was really historically accurate blah blah blah and then Elon Musk started like beefing Tom Holland the historian thinking it was the actor being like he doesn't know what he's talking about he doesn't know his craft like he's he called him like a ding battle it's like this is so funny.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine if you were just like a historian from fucking Brixton and then bloody Elon Musk was blowing you up but what was Elon Musk beefing him about the Odyssey or he was basically saying yeah he was like you don't you don't know what you're talking about like or this the film's a piece of shit like blah blah blah because he's a racist so but sorry but he thought he was Tom Holland as in who was in the film.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah exactly right talking about how it was historically accurate.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah and he was like didn't realize you were that was like a like a yeah very well redacted to a story you know exactly that's funny well I think we should wrap things up there.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah I think we should there's been a few tangents gonna be back in normal programming next week yeah in theory you can trust us guys we'll be back bye