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Phone Tap: How To Date My Son · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Alexis. If you're about to go out on a first
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  Speaker 1: date with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be
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  Speaker 1: to get a surprise phone call from his mother? Wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: that be nice to get the inside skinny on all
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  Speaker 1: of his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you
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  Speaker 1: a little pump up speech to get you ready for
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  Speaker 1: the big night with her little boy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, it's always good to have some you know,
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  Speaker 2: background on him, you know, in case you need to
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  Speaker 2: hold it against him, blackmail.
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  Speaker 3: You're looking at him.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sounds like you're not that into it.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I'm trying to make the best of it.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe you don't love it. But Brooks certainly does
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  Speaker 1: that way. She pretends to be a dude's mom and
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  Speaker 1: calls his date less than twenty four hours before the
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  Speaker 1: actual event. Here how it goes in your phone? Tap
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  Speaker 1: right now it's another.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty Hello. Hello, am I speaking with the Heather?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, only your future mother law.
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  Speaker 4: What did what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding, okay, kidding for now?
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  Speaker 4: What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 3: Goodness? You don't know my name. This is Constance.
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  Speaker 2: We have not met, but you're supposed to go out
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  Speaker 2: with my son Caleb tonight.
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  Speaker 3: First date.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I am, but you said you your his mother.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking
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  Speaker 2: you out tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I have heard a lot about you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you have.
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  Speaker 1: I have.
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  Speaker 2: He showed me your dating profile. Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.
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  Speaker 3: I give you a B plus.
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  Speaker 4: A B plus.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, speaking of yoga, it just reminded me my third husband,
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  Speaker 2: Daryl thinks yoga has really helped me improve my kick
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  Speaker 2: thrusts in the bedroom.
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  Speaker 4: Hm. Okay, I'm so confused. Why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 4: And how did you give my number? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My little potato face. We share everything, so I have
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  Speaker 2: his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling, So
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  Speaker 2: let's keep this between us, ladies.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is crazy. You share passwords?
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  Speaker 3: Well, what good mother and son? Doesn't I remember?
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  Speaker 4: Uh no, no, no one does that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I still have parental controls on his phone, so
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  Speaker 2: I see all of your messages. Oh really, okay, I
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  Speaker 2: love that meme you sent him two days ago at
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  Speaker 2: me laughing, I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 4: You saw that. You look through your grown son's phone.
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  Speaker 3: We'll just get sent to mine.
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  Speaker 2: But you asked why I was calling, and you know what,
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  Speaker 2: I think that's a good point.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not calling to talk about me. Let's focus on
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  Speaker 3: your date.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't need to talk to you about our date.
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  Speaker 4: That's You're not a part of this. So I don't
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  Speaker 4: even know why you're calling this.
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  Speaker 3: I think I have some helpful information for you.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, if you didn't realize, Caleb really likes.
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  Speaker 3: Kisses behind his right ear. Oh he is ticklish there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know if I should be going on
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  Speaker 4: a date with Caleb if this is I bet, I.
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  Speaker 3: Bet if you keep doing it, it might just turn
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  Speaker 3: him on. Oh my god, I'm a cool mom.
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  Speaker 4: Why do you know that? You're not a cool mom? No,
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  Speaker 4: cool mom does this? This is horrific.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not cool. How do you think I know about
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  Speaker 3: the Karate Kid then? Huh what?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: He loves that show on Netflix. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he even wears the Karate Kid outfits around the house.
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  Speaker 2: And because he recently lost his job at the bus station,
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  Speaker 2: he's not a lot of time to practice his crane kicks.
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  Speaker 2: He's getting good.
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  Speaker 4: He lost his job. Wait that that doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 4: He was telling me all about his work and at
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  Speaker 4: a buck stop like he works in marketing. That's what
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  Speaker 4: he said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really good at spinning those signs, but that's
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  Speaker 2: only part time. This way though, part time work gives
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  Speaker 2: him more time to spoil us.
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  Speaker 3: He has two favorite ladies.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I don't think this is gonna work out. Can
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  Speaker 4: you just tell him?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he's going to be heartbroken.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be just like last summer when his.
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  Speaker 2: Inflatable girlfriend got run over by a bully with a skateboard.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: It was inconsolable for days.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you know what. This really isn't gonna work out.
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  Speaker 4: You need to tell your son thank you, but no thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, my son does need to tell you one thing,
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  Speaker 2: and that's that I'm not actually his mother.
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  Speaker 3: I actually broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: What is going on?
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  Speaker 3: It's a brank phone call. Your take is actually the
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  Speaker 3: one who set you up? No, Ohn, you too. Both
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  Speaker 3: have a really funny sense of humor, and he wanted
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  Speaker 3: to play a joke on you before.
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  Speaker 4: I get I give witness. That was insane.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you like that right? The joke before the most.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't decided yet. The week of every morning was
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  Speaker 4: foot Taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the morning,