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Phone Tap: Cruddy Caribbean Cruise · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we
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  Speaker 1: call the mom of an elementary student to give her
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  Speaker 1: some great news. Apparently, at their recent school auction, they
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  Speaker 1: had a raffle for a ten day Caribbean cruise, but
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  Speaker 1: they have not announced the winner yet. All right, so
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  Speaker 1: we're going to take advantage of that and tell her
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  Speaker 1: she won. But like with many of our prank calls,
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  Speaker 1: there is a catch where her ten day cruise isn't
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  Speaker 1: happening on consecutive days. There's some things that are going
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  Speaker 1: to happen in between, and you're going to find out
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  Speaker 1: what they are in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Mary, this is Charles Asphalt.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that name. Do I know you?
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  Speaker 3: Well? You should.
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  Speaker 1: I handle all the particulars with financials for the PTA
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  Speaker 1: your child's elementary school.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh gosh, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hi hye yeah. Did they already call you and
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  Speaker 3: tell you about the raffles situation?
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  Speaker 2: No, no one's called me. Oh wow, what the situation?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you won the cruise.
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  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I won the.
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  Speaker 1: Crew you did. Congratulations you won the ten day Caribbean cruise.
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  Speaker 3: That's so awesome.
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  Speaker 2: God, oh my god, that's wow. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I know, I know. So here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: Even though it is a ten day cruise, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: last for about two months.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wait what.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a deal that we got through the wholesale.
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  Speaker 1: So the first night you will be on the cruise,
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  Speaker 1: I know that for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then, so for the next six days you'll be
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  Speaker 1: left on one of the islands for you to enjoy
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  Speaker 1: and fend for yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry. I used it to fend for myself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fend for yourself on the island.
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  Speaker 1: And then at the end of that week, they'll come
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  Speaker 1: back and they'll pick you up with a different boat,
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  Speaker 1: and you'll bind that cruise for a day and a
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  Speaker 1: half it looks like, and they're going to drop you
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  Speaker 1: off on whatever the next island is, possibly Cuba. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have the full itinerary in front of me.
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  Speaker 2: I just say I'm sorry, you're saying that I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: like one day cruises, getting dropped on an island for
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  Speaker 2: like days and days and then being picked up yeah, wait,
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  Speaker 2: another boat and then being dropped.
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  Speaker 3: In total, it will be a ten day cruise.
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  Speaker 1: That's what was in the promotional materials, and we asked
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  Speaker 1: a lawyer and we're good on our end there.
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  Speaker 3: So no, there's no way to change that.
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  Speaker 2: So that sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: A reality show, like I don't what's a fun way
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  Speaker 1: to think about it? No, speaking of actually, have you
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  Speaker 1: seen the show Survivor? Yes, okay, good, well you may
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  Speaker 1: want to rewatch season thirty two, that's the one where
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  Speaker 1: they have issues creating their own shelter, because you're probably
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to do that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of the show. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: you're welcome for the free advice.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'll do respect, but I did not sign
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  Speaker 2: up to be on like some Survivor experiment thing.
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  Speaker 1: Here's something fun that you might like. Apparently on the
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  Speaker 1: third leg, it's going to be a smaller boat and
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  Speaker 1: you may get to take the wheel.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 2: Are you hitting me?
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  Speaker 1: Well, actually you will have to take the wheel. All
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  Speaker 1: passengers are going to have to captain the vessel, since
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  Speaker 1: there is no captain on that one, on that one.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no, I don't that
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  Speaker 2: that's no no, that's Juris And that sounds incredibly shady.
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  Speaker 1: So you don't want to do anything with this? Do
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  Speaker 1: you just want your kids to go? Is that what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying? No, because we can't make that happen. I
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  Speaker 1: just have to adjust some paperwork.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want anyone in my family to
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  Speaker 2: go on this shady cruise. Wow. I'm going to have
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  Speaker 2: a talk with the principal because whatever company you guys
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  Speaker 2: are using is not appropriate for families.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, your reaction is baffling to me. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: people want to turn down free prizes. Okay, what if
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  Speaker 1: I did this? What if we threw in one free
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  Speaker 1: mixed drink. It's going to be in a canoe, but
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  Speaker 1: the drink will be free?
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? No?
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  Speaker 3: Serious? I can. I think I can hook that up
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  Speaker 3: if the wholesaler agrees.
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  Speaker 2: This went to a ten day Caribbean luxury cruise to
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  Speaker 2: mix drinks on a canoe. Canoe?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but your friend Nicole said you would love it,
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  Speaker 1: So now I'm not sure what to believe.
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  Speaker 2: You told Nicole all these things about this.
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  Speaker 3: She told us when she asked us to do this prank.
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  Speaker 3: Call on you.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're on the radio right now on the show
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  Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: It's all a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Nicole said that you both put entries into your school
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  Speaker 1: raffle and it was a huge long shot that either
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  Speaker 1: of you would wear, and we're probably glad you didn't win. Now, Holy,
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  Speaker 1: you were happy looking in the middle of them.
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  Speaker 3: You need to hydrate so that your arms have energy
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  Speaker 3: to row.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, stroking
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties