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Phone Tap: Not Shy About Dung Quai · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We did his story the other day, But how it
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  Speaker 1: seems like now everybody's got a side hustle going on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I work as a pilot for United, but
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  Speaker 1: my side hustle is writing fortune cookies only for the airport.
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  Speaker 1: Panda expresses so specific. I'm kind of convenient four minutes early.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you never know who's got a side business
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  Speaker 1: that they can't wait to tell you about. And we've
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  Speaker 1: got the proof because today we call a guy whose
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  Speaker 1: boss just got fired and I'm stepping in as the
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  Speaker 1: new headman with a little bit of a side hustle too.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna hear in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hey, Nolan,
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  Speaker 1: this is Garrett Thomas. I'm sorry, this is Garrett Thomas.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a you know, I guess I'm your new boss.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hey Garrett, nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, nice to meet you too. So I'm curious
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  Speaker 1: what happened to the other guy.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not really in the know here because I'm
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  Speaker 1: just coming from another branch.
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  Speaker 2: We got the email. He's not working here anymore, and
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  Speaker 2: that's all we know.
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  Speaker 1: You know what they said the same thing about a
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  Speaker 1: guy over at my branch not too long ago. It
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  Speaker 1: turns out he was violating puppets at a toy store. Whoa, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: real freak.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, man, that's insane.
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  Speaker 1: I'm being serious.
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  Speaker 2: Gee.
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  Speaker 1: He was making the noises of the puppet and everything.
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  Speaker 2: It was not pretty, oh man, in a store.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, So I know this is an unusual situation. Me
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  Speaker 1: just kind of coming in here, and you and I
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  Speaker 1: have never met before, but corporate wants me to do
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  Speaker 1: your performance evaluation right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, really right now.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently it's three weeks late.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I just have to ask you a couple of questions
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  Speaker 1: about how you think you did in the past quarter. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So on a scale of one to five, how productive?
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  Speaker 1: Worry you?
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I think I led the division
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  Speaker 2: as a matter of fact, I know it. Oh nice,
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  Speaker 2: I'll say five.
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  Speaker 1: Man, write and five down? Perfect?
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Uh, just curious, would you be interested
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  Speaker 1: in some devil's claw diathemine.
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  Speaker 2: Some double squad? Who what you know?
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  Speaker 1: The devil's claw root from the grapple plant.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea, man, I have no idea what
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  Speaker 2: you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Well, see, I got this side hustle where I'm selling
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  Speaker 1: this organic herbal vitamin. It's a great treatment for bladder disease.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I would need anything like that, but
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  Speaker 2: thanks to the offer.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's good for other things, concluding childbirth, so.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I have to worry about that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you can give it away as like a gift
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  Speaker 1: for like Christmas, white elephant stuff for Kingsaniera. People really
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  Speaker 1: love getting it. So can I put you down for
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  Speaker 1: a box fifty bucks? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Man, No, I don't. Oh yeah, no, I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: So, sorry about that. No, I guess let's back to
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  Speaker 1: your review.
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  Speaker 2: Then, yeah, yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 1: So Okay, I know you said five for productivity, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and knock that down to three,
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  Speaker 1: saying needs improvement.
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  Speaker 2: Who whoa? We just agreed on five, man, Look.
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  Speaker 1: We can always get better, right, always room for improvement.
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  Speaker 2: I led the branch in productivity. I would say, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's just something that you said, and I
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  Speaker 1: haven't seen the reports or anything. I can't just take
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  Speaker 1: it at your word for that.
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  Speaker 2: Here, does this have anything to do with me not
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  Speaker 2: buying this vitamin thing that you're.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, Hey, No, that's totally separate.
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  Speaker 2: You said five, and then after you know, I kind
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  Speaker 2: of declined, your offer went to three.
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  Speaker 1: Who If I'm being honest, you do sound a little
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  Speaker 1: bit indecisive. But maybe you could turn it around if
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  Speaker 1: you had a little dun q Why what. It's a
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  Speaker 1: plant route mostly they find it over in Japan, but
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  Speaker 1: it's been shown to boost estrogen levels by over five
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: Right last time I checked, I don't need to boost
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  Speaker 2: my estrogen level.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's okay. It's also good for people with tired blood.
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  Speaker 1: Is your blood sleepy?
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what tired blood is.
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  Speaker 1: Man, Okay, Well, I'm gonna just put you down for
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  Speaker 1: two boxes.
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  Speaker 2: Then, yeah, how about not?
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  Speaker 1: That'll be one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: You're not listening to me, man, I am not interested.
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  Speaker 1: That's what everybody says. I'm not interested until they have
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  Speaker 1: a mouthful of dun Qui.
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  Speaker 2: No, man, I don't need a mouthful of dung quhi.
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  Speaker 2: Can we just finish this review?
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  Speaker 1: I don't normally do this, but I can get some
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  Speaker 1: from the Korean black market for thirty bucks cheaper.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a price, man, you know I.
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  Speaker 1: Want to like Venmo me seventy.
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  Speaker 2: Either get back to the review or like, call this call.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you want to do then, or Okay, we're
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  Speaker 1: just gonna I'm gonna fill out the rest of your
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  Speaker 1: review myself here. I don't really need your input at
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  Speaker 1: this point.
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  Speaker 2: What like, you're gonna fill it my review on your
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  Speaker 2: own with no input for me?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was taking your input, but then you got
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  Speaker 1: kind of aggressive with me.
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  Speaker 2: Aggressive.
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  Speaker 1: I noted that down in your performance review here.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, you've been trying to sell me something during my
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  Speaker 2: job performance review right there.
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  Speaker 1: You just raised your voice at me for no reason.
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  Speaker 2: This is really not professional, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, That's what your friend Kurt said.
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  Speaker 2: Kurt, did you have Kurt's review before mine?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to review his idea to do this
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  Speaker 1: prank call on you.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait what what?
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  Speaker 1: Because this is actually jeff I'm a radio host on
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  Speaker 1: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you, dude, dude, No, really, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: friend Kurt said, you love.
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  Speaker 2: I got everybody. I got everybody here a cubicle city looking.
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  Speaker 1: At me, right, yeah, because they all heard about the
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  Speaker 1: deal I'm given on dunk qui they want it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're killing me, man.
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  Speaker 1: No, your lack of estrogen levels is what's killing you.
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  Speaker 1: So can I put you down? For three boxes Premium
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  Speaker 1: Dunk Quiet.
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  Speaker 2: Wake Up every
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  Speaker 1: Morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Freaking
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  Speaker 1: Jeffy in the morning,