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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Wants A Party · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: at seven twenty and nine twenty. Okay, that starts Monday, Yes, again,
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  Speaker 1: starting Monday. And we've had a lot of fans texting
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  Speaker 1: in their favorites of the year, but we couldn't fit
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  Speaker 1: them all in. That's why today's honorable mentioned phone tap
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  Speaker 1: is one that we call Timid. Benjamin wants a party.
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  Speaker 1: It's where I try to book a surprise birthday party
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  Speaker 1: for myself and I don't want to know about it
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  Speaker 1: and hear how it goes in your phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: Another on the twenties. Thanks for calling the events. So
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  Speaker 1: this is Noel. How can I help you? Hi, Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Um? Yes, my name is Benjamin.
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  Speaker 1: I was hoping to inquire about your services. Sure, what
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  Speaker 1: type of event are you looking to have? Um? Do
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  Speaker 1: you throw of surprise parties? YEA, well, typically we don't
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  Speaker 1: necessarily do surprise parties. Um. We do more corporate events
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  Speaker 1: and large scale events. So but I'm sure you know, like,
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  Speaker 1: we'll tell me a little more about this surprise party.
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  Speaker 1: How many people are you expecting? How many do do
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  Speaker 1: you have? How many of what do I have? Friends?
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  Speaker 1: I would like to hire some friends please? Okay? So wait,
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  Speaker 1: I just this is a little different than what we
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  Speaker 1: normally okay said I was special. I'm sure you are,
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  Speaker 1: and as I talk to you, I know you are. Um,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? So you want us to throw you an
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  Speaker 1: bless you? Go? Oh? Hello? Are you okay? Are you okay?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So look here's the thing. Excuse me that
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  Speaker 1: the phone is all wet. Yeah, you should. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have any clean X or paper towel? You should probably
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  Speaker 1: wipe that off. Okay, I'm just going to clean it
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  Speaker 1: under underneath my armpit. Wait, I'm sorry, wait did you
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  Speaker 1: say your arms? That's that's better, all right? So Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing you're calling us to see if we
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  Speaker 1: will throw you a surprise party. Yes, yes, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't want to know about it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: follow what it that. He just mean, Well, you can
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  Speaker 1: pick the day in the time, and then my friends
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  Speaker 1: and then you can ye surprise and and I'll say, oh, oh,
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  Speaker 1: oh my gosh. All right, Benjamin, Okay, thing you would
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  Speaker 1: have to tell us the time and date and location.
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  Speaker 1: We just can't pick a random time to just any
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  Speaker 1: month is okay with me? We have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: free time. All right, here's what we're gonna do. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go with the fifteenth of next month. Please hold okay,
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. Sorry, I drink a two liter
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  Speaker 1: bottle of orange so for lunch. Well, I just feeling gassy.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of random and rude. At least please put
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  Speaker 1: the phone down if you have to do that, that's
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  Speaker 1: grows all right to listen. Does the fifteenth of next
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  Speaker 1: month's work for you? We we were speaking at the
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  Speaker 1: same time, so I couldn't hear what you were saying,
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  Speaker 1: so I said when when I talk, I would appreciate
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  Speaker 1: if if you would shut up. Excuse me, what did
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  Speaker 1: you just say I said, zip it shut up? Did
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  Speaker 1: you just tell me to shut up? See I'm practicing Spanish.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know if you please do not
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  Speaker 1: tell me to shut up the customer and the customer
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  Speaker 1: is always correct. Well, you are not our customer. So
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing. You're gonna get on Google and find
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  Speaker 1: another event company because we are not for you. We
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  Speaker 1: don't deal with rude, obnoxious bell changed, no friend having
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  Speaker 1: Why close your trap? Because Annie said that you do
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  Speaker 1: plan parties like this all the time. Who who tells you?
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  Speaker 1: I said, your your sister Annie, because she's the one
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  Speaker 1: that sets you up for the spring phone call? Right,
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  Speaker 1: No way, no, actually, yes way. Oh my god, when
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  Speaker 1: you said I want to have a surprise party, surprise dude,
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  Speaker 1: it's crazy. I'm so sorry. No, my name's actually jeff
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. This whole thing's
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  Speaker 1: been a phone tap, Like, what's wrong with this weirdo?
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  Speaker 1: How did he get our number? Shut it? Shut up?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear you speak again. Work Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: Folk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning