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Phone Tap PODCAST: New Landlord In Town · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away. It's another
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  Speaker 1: Jewels on the twenties. I'm moving. Hello, M I speak
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  Speaker 1: to Jessica. Please is hey Jessica? How are you? My
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  Speaker 1: name's Brandon. I'm the new owner of the house you're running.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing good? Um? Nice to finally meet you.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to finally meet you too. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: call and talk to you for a minute about a
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  Speaker 1: few changes we're gonna be making. Okay, Um, Like what
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  Speaker 1: kind of change is? Like? Is the rent going up?
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't I really don't think I can afford it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm already working two jobs to pay for it, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh No, the rent is not going to go up.
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  Speaker 1: I can assure you that, Okay, But I will be
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  Speaker 1: making some modifications to your living space in the next month.
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  Speaker 1: For example, you can still use the garage, just not
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  Speaker 1: between five and seven pm on weekdays. Okay? Um? Why? Um? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a pretty avid crossfitter. I don't know if you've
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  Speaker 1: heard that workout or not. But I do CrossFit, right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be using that for my CrossFit workouts between
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  Speaker 1: five and seven on the weekdays, So just those two hours,
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  Speaker 1: and then after that you can use it for whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want. But I got some you know, stuff I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna put in there. So wait, So you're gonna come
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  Speaker 1: to that's my garage. You're gonna come to my house
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  Speaker 1: and work out in my garage every day. Technically it's
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  Speaker 1: my garage because I bought the place and you're renting it, right,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm renting it. You're gonna use my garage. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of weird, don't you think. Um, not necessarily. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's for my workouts. It'll just be two hours a day.
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  Speaker 1: I just need. I need to use that garage to
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  Speaker 1: ventilation is better in there than it is anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: And so I've got all my stuff in there. Well okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna move it kind of out of the
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  Speaker 1: way if you don't mind. So wait. So, if you're
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  Speaker 1: worried about loud music, don't weary. I wear headphones, so
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  Speaker 1: you won't even hear any music anything. You don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm there. It's it's not some music. It's just that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of weird. Really. Well, yeah, I'm gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: strange man. I mean sorry, but I'm gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: strange man in my garage between five and seven every day.
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  Speaker 1: You think that's kind of weird. No, I'm not bringing
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  Speaker 1: anybody with me. It's just gonna be me. Is that
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  Speaker 1: the only change you're looking to make. Well, actually, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna want to have a once a month landlord tenant
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  Speaker 1: meeting at the house to make sure the place is
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  Speaker 1: kept up. No, I'm good. I don't I don't need that.
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  Speaker 1: That's totally fine. I'm totally fine here. I take care
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  Speaker 1: of the house. It's not an issue. If anything breaks,
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  Speaker 1: I will call you and ask you to come pick.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna want to meet up with you for
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  Speaker 1: a few minutes once a month, and maybe every once
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  Speaker 1: in a while. I could possibly stay for a movie night,
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  Speaker 1: unless you think that might be a movie night. I
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  Speaker 1: have a boyfriend. I'm sorry, I'm not interested in dating you.
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  Speaker 1: He can come too. I'm not worried about dating. I
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  Speaker 1: just figured, you know, we could bond. That's it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So first, you're gonna work out in my garage and
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  Speaker 1: now you're going to come over for a movie night
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  Speaker 1: with me and my boyfriend. That is really weird. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not okay with any of it, Okay, And what
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  Speaker 1: seems to be the problem with all that, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: I guess I'm not getting it. I don't get what
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  Speaker 1: you don't anythin that's weird about that about like, lad
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  Speaker 1: people don't do this. Landlords don't come over to their
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  Speaker 1: tenants house and have movie night. Yeah, not normal. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I agree. I agree with you wholeheartedly right there. Landlords
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  Speaker 1: don't have movie nights with their tenants enough. And that's
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  Speaker 1: what I want to change. I want you and I
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  Speaker 1: to have a movie night once in a while, just
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  Speaker 1: to kind of bond so that, Yeah, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: normal people don't do that. Okay. I didn't mean to
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  Speaker 1: upset you. I'm sorry. I won't do either of those
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  Speaker 1: things in thank you, Oh my god, thank you. But
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  Speaker 1: my wife and I argue a lot, so I may
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  Speaker 1: need a spot to crash from time to time with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about like a couple hours on the couch,
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  Speaker 1: you know, on a Tuesday night, and I'll you won't
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  Speaker 1: even know I'm there. I am hanging up on you
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  Speaker 1: right now before I call my lawyer. Is there anything
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  Speaker 1: else you want to say to me? There is one
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  Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you. What this is?
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  Speaker 1: Actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, the radio, yeah, Oh my god, thank god.
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  Speaker 1: Your best friend Ryan set you up. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: He tell us your house changed ownership and want us
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. I'm just glad that there's not
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  Speaker 1: going to be a creek sleeping on my couch while
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  Speaker 1: I'm not here. Oh no, I'm gonna still be sleeping
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  Speaker 1: on your couch. If that's so you, you you can
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  Speaker 1: sleep on my couch anytime. Oh nice, sweet. Wake Up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with Jubal Foon taps weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties ninety two point five