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Phone Tap PODCAST: Nicky from Ft. Lauderdale · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: uy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubles phone taps one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: you away. Another Jubilee taps on the twenties to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving five. Hell, Hey, what's up? It's Nikki from
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  Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale. Who Nikki from Fort Lauderdale? What up? Girl? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I can number? Is this Alexis? No? Ha ha, you're playing.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Melanie, not Alexis. Who I'm playing Alexis? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. I've never met you.
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  Speaker 1: This is Nikki from Fort Lauderdale. I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: you are. We're parted. I've never met a Nikki Fort Lauderdale. No. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I need to call and apologize. It's NICKI. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: have the wrong phone number. Okay, yeah, anymore. I know
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm calling to tell you. I got care No,
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  Speaker 1: but this is important because I need to check numbers,
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  Speaker 1: all right, because I thought I was calling Alexis. Because
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  Speaker 1: she sent me a message on Facebook talking about how
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  Speaker 1: she was pregnant. But I actually died the phone uber
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  Speaker 1: for Dan. So I need to talk to Dan and
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  Speaker 1: like let him know that we gotta we got something
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  Speaker 1: to figure out. You know what? Yeah, Dan, and I
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  Speaker 1: need to figure out who the father is. I'm hoping
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  Speaker 1: it's him, fingers crossed because I don't really you know. Wait?
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  Speaker 1: Oh what my name is NICKI from Fort Lauderdale? No,
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  Speaker 1: I get that? Okay, Oh my god, Okay, I had
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  Speaker 1: a while night with a dude named Dan and Alexis.
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  Speaker 1: So Alexis emailed me on Facebook and said that she
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  Speaker 1: was pregnant after that night? Are you kidding? And I was?
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was calling her and I was got
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  Speaker 1: a messed with her. That's why I was like, hey
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  Speaker 1: is Alexis? But really I think I meant I was
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  Speaker 1: calling Dan's phone? Mr. So, do you know Dan? You
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  Speaker 1: need to tell me who this is. It's better not
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  Speaker 1: be a joke. This is Nikki from Fort Lauderdale. I heard, like, Okay, look,
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  Speaker 1: I just need to find Dan, the guy that I
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  Speaker 1: had a threesome with. He gave me this phone number.
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  Speaker 1: Is there any way you can help me? Hello? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Nice's name is Dan. Your cousin's name is Dan. No,
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  Speaker 1: my husband's name is Dan. Oh okay, you know what
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  Speaker 1: whoa you're telling me? My husband had a threesome with
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  Speaker 1: you and some trick in Fort Lauderdale. That's what you're saying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Nikki and Fort Lauderdale and Dan and Alexis. It was
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  Speaker 1: a crazy night. I go give me your number. I
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  Speaker 1: just talk to my husband. Can you just give him
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  Speaker 1: a message for me when you talk to him. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not thinking a message. I just need to tell
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  Speaker 1: him something. That's all You went to reason with my husband.
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  Speaker 1: It's some some girl and now she's frightened. She wasn't
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  Speaker 1: just some girl. She was a checker at the grocery store.
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  Speaker 1: You won't It was in the walk in freezer where
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  Speaker 1: they keep all the milk. It was insane. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: shut the stop. Okay, look, I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: from you. Give me her number and I will call
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  Speaker 1: you back. All right, Fine, I'll give you my number,
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  Speaker 1: but I first want to let you know this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What I mean, This isn't Nikki
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  Speaker 1: from Fort Lauderdale. Although I'd like to be that guy.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like an awesome dude to hang out with.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my god, your husband
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  Speaker 1: Dan set you up. What he said he recently went
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  Speaker 1: on a business trip to Fort Lauderdale, got really drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Sol's idea was to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: he got to go pregnant in Fort Lauderdale on his
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  Speaker 1: business trip. Yes, he thought you'd think that was funny.
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  Speaker 1: What idiot