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Phone Tap: Insurance From Home · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: The work from home crowd.
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  Speaker 2: There's still a few left that good for you. Stay strong,
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  Speaker 2: stay strong.
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  Speaker 1: We are we are all jealous of here. And if
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  Speaker 1: you're in the customer service business, you're probably on your
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  Speaker 1: couch in your pjs, sipping a hot coco, pretending to
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  Speaker 1: listen to the client while watching the Menendez Brothers documentary
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  Speaker 1: in the background. I mean, you're living the life basically.
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  Speaker 2: So Brooke is.
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  Speaker 1: Going to try to live vicariously through those people by
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  Speaker 1: pretending to be a work at home claims adjuster for
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  Speaker 1: an insurance company.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see how that.
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  Speaker 1: Works out in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, my name is Jesse Peach. I'm calling from insurance.
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  Speaker 3: Is this Bonnie? Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is great Bonnie. I love that name.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. Yeah, I just wanted to call about
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  Speaker 3: the recent claim you made on your insurance. Oh and
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  Speaker 3: I do real quick, real quick before we start anything.
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  Speaker 3: Formalities out of the way. This call is being recorded
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  Speaker 3: for Quality Assurance, okay, and I am working from home.
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  Speaker 2: At the moment. Oh lucky you great. Okay, So let's
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  Speaker 2: just start from the beginning.
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  Speaker 3: Is that your toilet? Excuse me, what did you just did?
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  Speaker 1: You seriously just flush your toilet on me.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hear that.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't hear you didn't you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Just flash the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hear it.
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  Speaker 1: And that was zipper?
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  Speaker 2: Oh was it?
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  Speaker 1: Do you need a few minutes like to get yourself
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  Speaker 1: together or Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not distracted at all. I am right here with you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be right there with you if
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  Speaker 1: you're in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm saying? Okay, not in the
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  Speaker 3: bathroom anymore. So we're all good. Oh right, okay, But
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  Speaker 3: I didn't hear you wash your hand. Wow, that seems
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  Speaker 3: a little judge. You're not gonna hear any thing I
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  Speaker 3: do on this call.
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  Speaker 1: It was totally It was totally judgy.
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  Speaker 2: I meant it to me judgy. Okay. So you were
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  Speaker 2: reversing out of your driveway weird?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Do I hear a duck? Now? You own a duck? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I don't own a duck. I'm fostering him.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but I haven't fed him.
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  Speaker 2: His grilled cheese yet this morning.
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  Speaker 3: But how is mama supposed to get anything done if
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  Speaker 3: you could be interrupting me? Okay, I need I need
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  Speaker 3: you to listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I am busy.
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  Speaker 1: You aren't calling me during the work day. I do
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  Speaker 1: not have the luxury of working at home and playing
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  Speaker 1: with the duck.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, you and I are locked in. I was not
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  Speaker 3: playing with Barnaby. He was just noodling me.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how ducks can be?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't, but I do know that we need to
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  Speaker 1: get on with my clane right right.
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  Speaker 3: And I have that right here in front of me.
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  Speaker 3: Can you just give me one second. I'm just feeling
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  Speaker 3: so parched.
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  Speaker 2: And oh my god, a little sip of PEPSI what
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  Speaker 2: the hell is that?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Where were we?
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  Speaker 3: What was that?
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  Speaker 1: You know that was right in my ear?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I should have moved the straw away.
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  Speaker 3: As far as the damage to your vehicle, that's what
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  Speaker 3: we're concerned about right now.
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  Speaker 2: You have got to be kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Me, you know, I was just gonna say the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Just hold for one second.
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  Speaker 3: My uber ey driver is outside and he can't get
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  Speaker 3: through the electric fence. The electric fence.
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  Speaker 2: That's not my uber eat.
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  Speaker 3: What is going on? Okay, it looks like they found me.
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  Speaker 3: So here's what's gonna happen. I need to finish up
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  Speaker 3: your call then I have to go underground. So I
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  Speaker 3: need you to.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I need from you.
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  Speaker 3: I need you to please tell my story and don't
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  Speaker 3: let people forget me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to forget you as soon as this
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  Speaker 1: is over.
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  Speaker 3: I knew using my real name was a mistake, Jesse Peach.
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  Speaker 3: Of course they'd find me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what did that? That wasn't the FBI
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  Speaker 2: at the door?
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear that? I don't know what I'm hearing
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  Speaker 3: at this point. Oh, you're hearing a round of applause
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  Speaker 3: for being on a prank phone call. A prank phone call? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this is actually break from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: This past few minutes of insanity was a prank.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a phone tap. It's a thing we
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  Speaker 2: do on the show. What that was the surprise party
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  Speaker 2: to end it all?
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  Speaker 3: Way?
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  Speaker 2: Is that fun?
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  Speaker 3: What is.
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  Speaker 2: That's really going on?
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  Speaker 3: As your boyfriend set you up, he said, you've been
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  Speaker 3: frustrated with the insurance. Oh sorry, that actually was my zipper,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, but you've been frustrated with the insurance companies
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  Speaker 3: and thought he'd make you laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Do I sound like I'm laughing?
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  Speaker 3: Not yet, but I could make that happen.
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  Speaker 1: And he thought this was funny.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he hasn't heard it yet, so maybe not. He
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  Speaker 2: might not think it's funny either.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hm.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, I love working from home. Oh makes she
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  Speaker 2: hung up.
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  Speaker 3: Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning