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Phone Tap: Sternamenta Phobia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Part of the role of being a grocery store pharmacist
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  Speaker 1: is to help steer customers in the right direction if
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  Speaker 1: they're not quite sure what they need.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, be really helpful.
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  Speaker 1: And today I call a lady who's in her first
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  Speaker 1: week working there, and I tell her I have allergies,
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  Speaker 1: but also a strange phobia tied to that. Oh, so
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  Speaker 1: she is about to find herself in a very awkward, confusing,
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  Speaker 1: ridiculous situation for a phobia, I definitely made up. We're
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  Speaker 1: going to see how she handles that. In your phone,
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. Another Mornings on the Twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Pharmacy. This is Julia.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Julia, how are you today?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm good. Thanks, how are you? How can I
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  Speaker 2: help you?
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  Speaker 3: I was wondering if you guys have anything for sternamophobia.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Can you say that one more time?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, aphobia? So I'm okay with over the count her
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  Speaker 3: stuff where I can try and get a prescription.
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  Speaker 1: I just kind of need it quick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm not I'm a little confused.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not understanding what you're saying. I'm not sure that
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  Speaker 2: I know what that is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, tournamentophobia is the fear of my own sneezes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, so I have a really really bad
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  Speaker 1: fear of sneezing, and you know it's allergy season right now,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm kind of in dangerous territory here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: medicine we have. I mean, we have like anti allergies.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, oh my god, I just had a sneeze
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  Speaker 3: happen and I got scared.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, and it's not okay.
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  Speaker 3: It could turn into a never ending cycle. So can
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  Speaker 3: you please help me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. They're like a name of a medication.
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  Speaker 4: Please tell me everything's gonna be okay.
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  Speaker 3: Not to be scared of sneeze.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be okay, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be okay. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I think it went away.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, if you can give me the name of
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  Speaker 2: a medication.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you so much. Last time that happened, it
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  Speaker 3: went on for like fifteen hours.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, thank.
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  Speaker 3: You so much for making me feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, we just we need you to get the
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  Speaker 2: pharmacy stuff in right away then so we can at
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  Speaker 2: least control the allergy port Yeah, no, I.
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  Speaker 3: Totally would do that. But I'm at the florist right
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  Speaker 3: now in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you doing there?
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  Speaker 3: It's my girlfriend's birthday and she really wanted a really
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  Speaker 3: unique flower and I can't find it.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever the name of the flower is. That you need
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  Speaker 2: to get out of there. That's not a good place
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  Speaker 2: for you to be with your allergies. So why is
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  Speaker 2: no one in the flower shop helping you than the fifth.
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  Speaker 3: Grade field trip when our teacher took us to a
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  Speaker 3: per factory.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, is there anyone who can help you, anyone at all?
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  Speaker 2: Because you need to leave now, this is hear me, sir.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to help. You need to have someone.
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  Speaker 4: You need to leave at least My brother Will is
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  Speaker 4: here with me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, your brother, They're good to have him help you.
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  Speaker 4: You will, he will come here. We'll come on here.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to handle to him? Can I talk
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  Speaker 2: to him? Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Hurry, I'm coming.
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  Speaker 1: It's really bad.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: He was standing outside the floor chelf because he has
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  Speaker 4: to turn him into phobia to just like me. But
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  Speaker 4: if you think it's worth the risk, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, let's don't. He needs to
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  Speaker 2: stay outside. He's too late.
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  Speaker 4: We're both in the flowers everywhere. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 4: can feel honest.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're like I don't know how to
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  Speaker 2: help you.
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  Speaker 4: Why he told me too?
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  Speaker 2: Who is this devil woman you leave?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, if only, if only this was just
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  Speaker 4: a prank call set up by your coworker, Vanessa. I'll
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  Speaker 4: be brilliant.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what.
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  Speaker 4: Wait an Oh my god, I'm not your brother, a
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  Speaker 4: worker from the radio. Oh god, my real name is
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  Speaker 4: jeff from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 4: and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Julia. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Your coworker Vanessa set you up.
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  Speaker 1: She said you really needed a laugh. Today.
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  Speaker 2: I did a heart attack.
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  Speaker 3: You did a great job of not doing anything to
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  Speaker 3: help us.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.