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Phone Tap: Chef Can't Cook Eggs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or calm away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for another phone tap courtesy of our own Jose Bolanos.
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  Speaker 1: And today he calls the owner of a diner who
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  Speaker 1: recently went out of town on vacation. And according to
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  Speaker 1: his co workers, this restaurant is his baby. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he hasn't taken a day off in over eight years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. So, of course, the moment he steps away,
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  Speaker 1: Jose gets higher and everything goes horribly wrong. Yeah, you'll
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  Speaker 1: hear it for yourself and your phone tap right now
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  Speaker 1: the twenty Oh hi is this riginal? Yeah? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: Are you the owner of breakfast house? I'm so sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I am, Oh my god, thank godre here. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is Lenny. Lenny who I'm the new cook at
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  Speaker 1: your restaurant. Glenda hired me. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Matt is our cook? No, Matt quit, dude, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why Glenda hired me to place Matt. Either way,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're calling me. I'm on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta talk to Glenda. She's a front and I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry to call you want your own vacation. But
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  Speaker 1: Glenda laughed. Dude, I didn't know what else to do,
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  Speaker 1: like whooahoa, whoa wha, all right, Lenny, you need to
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  Speaker 1: calm down. And then Matt is gone and Glenda laughed.
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  Speaker 1: And you have a cook now, yeah, exactly, I bought myself. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I need your help. Man, I so as you need
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  Speaker 1: to handle this. I don't know why you're calling me.
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  Speaker 1: He plays. I'm on the phone, hey out a cartomer.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I need your help. Okay, this is it
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  Speaker 1: sound really bad? Okay, and I know especially I'm the cook.
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  Speaker 1: Promise you're not gonna judge me. But I have to
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  Speaker 1: tell you what what I don't know how to flip
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  Speaker 1: an egg? What you tell me? Glenda hired you and
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  Speaker 1: you don't know how to flip them? Yeah? I get you.
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  Speaker 1: And I've tried like sixty times and every single of
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  Speaker 1: the breaking. Why are you and I kicken favy thing?
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  Speaker 1: I not put to flip an egg? Light on my resume. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Glenda didn't know, myster We're going a magic start. I
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  Speaker 1: flipped them all the time. Oh my god, I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe this is happening. I've tried every dane. We gotta
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  Speaker 1: pack up, Diane, I got a pack Relax. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: handle this, okay. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to touch a thing the whole morning already, even
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  Speaker 1: a good employ Okay, I've tried everything. I tried using
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  Speaker 1: three spatulas, a spoon. I tried to flip it with
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  Speaker 1: my bare hand ones and likely crap my hand, her hand,
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  Speaker 1: her hand. Well here are you say this with a
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  Speaker 1: piece of metal. Stupid eggs freaking running everywhere? Scrow Wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait all right. All I know is you better get
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  Speaker 1: that on my restaurant right now. You were like glubbery, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and and the moron a cook. I'm a chef. You
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  Speaker 1: are not a cook or a moron. And you might
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  Speaker 1: be up for some kind of the lawsuit. There's for lying.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I don't know your damn job. That's fraud hard
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  Speaker 1: right there. And you putting the hit on my person. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: actually you might not want to assume me. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have any money, brother, Where all the people go, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, my customers just walk out. No, no, there's
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  Speaker 1: no customers at all. What Oh that's that's even worse. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, ho, there's no customers ever. That was
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  Speaker 1: a sound effect. None of that was real. This is
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  Speaker 1: all a prank phone called Glenda set you off. This
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  Speaker 1: is Jose from breaking Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Okay, now go relax. You
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  Speaker 1: gave me a heart attackers on my business was gonna
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  Speaker 1: burn down. Oh man, all my customers would givercase Jesus, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're fine. Look you're on vacation. Grab a drink. Go
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  Speaker 1: lay down, brother, and just relax. You're fine. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: grabbing three drinks. That was weak up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Broking Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning,