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Phone Tap PODCAST: Boss Comedy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who's going to be starting a new job soon. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so he's getting a call from the branch manager to
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  Speaker 1: go over what his first day is gonna look like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so nervous. And now he's never actually met his
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  Speaker 1: new boss because he was hired while she was out
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  Speaker 1: on vacation. But now our own Brooke Fox is going
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  Speaker 1: to pretend to be his superior cool boss. Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how should I describe Brooke in this? I think I
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  Speaker 1: just did. Well. Let's just say, out of everyone in
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  Speaker 1: the office, she thinks she's the funniest person there. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: But don't just take her word for it, because she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna back it up with canned laughter from us sound effect. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: what can I say? She's quirky. It's your phone right now.
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties to me. I'm moving point five. We Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Sophie calling from sales Associates. I'm looking for Jeremy. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: hi is Jermy. Oh hey, first time touching, Basie. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the branch manager for our office and I heard congratulations
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  Speaker 1: are in order. Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy to come on board. Thank you new hire.
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  Speaker 1: I love him. Wow. They must have done it last
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  Speaker 1: week when I was on vacation. I call it vacay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well slang keeping it cool. Speaking of vacation,
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  Speaker 1: do you know a writing place to go on holiday?
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  Speaker 1: A writing place? Yeah no, it's pencil bane yet just
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  Speaker 1: a little joke for you there. Yeah yeah right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty good. I've also heard a lot of good
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  Speaker 1: things about you and really looking forward to you joining
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  Speaker 1: the team. I mean, I'm excited to join. I mean
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  Speaker 1: a great opportunity. It is, it really is. So let's
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  Speaker 1: give you a rundown before your first day. Huh yeah, absolutely, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over the fun stuff first. Love that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So you do get free access to the gym. Nice.
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  Speaker 1: I don't ever go since I get plenty of exercise.
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  Speaker 1: Jump into conclusions, pushing my luck dodging deadlines. Yeah, do
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  Speaker 1: you have people with you or something? You're funny anyway,
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  Speaker 1: you like to have fun around here, make some jokes,
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  Speaker 1: have a good time. Yeah. Yeah, so there's something I
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  Speaker 1: always tell all the new hires. Are you ready for it? Yeah? Sure.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to not think of me as your boss,
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  Speaker 1: think of me as a friend who can fire you.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm kidding is a joke. You could you explain
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  Speaker 1: the laughter part in the background. Oh yeah, I just
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  Speaker 1: use that because I want new hires, you know, get
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  Speaker 1: used to what it's like around here, real laugh factory.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, you seem like quite the funny person. Well
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you could tell. That means you're gonna fit
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  Speaker 1: in kind of known as the funny boss. You know,
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  Speaker 1: every workplace has a comedian. I'm that girl. Okay, By
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  Speaker 1: the way, I have a question for you Germany. Are
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  Speaker 1: you a good multitasker? Yeah, I mean I definitely pride
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  Speaker 1: myself I'm multitasking. Yeah, absolutely, Well I'm only asking because
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  Speaker 1: I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive,
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  Speaker 1: and procrastinate all at once. Yeah, got to mention. Wait wait, wait, wait, Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: I've got so many more that you're gonna love. That's
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  Speaker 1: your desk. Listen, special treat for you. Your desk to
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  Speaker 1: be in my office. You run bits off each other.
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  Speaker 1: I can already tell were vibing. Yeah, look, that sounds
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  Speaker 1: really cool and everything. But I actually actually have another
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  Speaker 1: offering from another company and I still haven't emailed them back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so yeah, I'm not trying to be rude or anything.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, was that a sound effect on that?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you brother the sound effect on that? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I think it was a little warranted, because you drop
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  Speaker 1: a bomb like that on someone and it's a little scandalous. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just I need to ask you a question. Do
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  Speaker 1: you not think I'm funny? I'm just skidding that vibe suddenly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what changed. I think you think you're funny?
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  Speaker 1: I do you think a lot of other people think
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  Speaker 1: that too? Here's those people that's for me. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: joy to work with. Yeah, hell um, your girlfriend Jenny
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  Speaker 1: thinks I'm very funny? What what? Dude? How do you know? Jinny?
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  Speaker 1: She actually emailed us Because this is actually broke from
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you? What? Why would you. Oh my god, y'all
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  Speaker 1: had me going so hard. I was literally thinking, like,
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  Speaker 1: what in the hell am I walking into on Monday?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't laugh at one of my jokes, Jeremy, I
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  Speaker 1: was laughing on the inside. I was crying on the outside.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was funny. I think we need to
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  Speaker 1: take that machine away from you at this point, wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Holy two point five