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Phone Tap: Foreign Exchange Mixup · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tab, we call a guy who's been
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  Speaker 1: actively looking for a job, and over the last few
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  Speaker 1: months he's attended multiple job fairs filling out random forms
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  Speaker 1: and applications. Well, now, great news, he's finally getting a callback.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: Bad news.
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  Speaker 1: It's not for an actual job. It's for an exchange
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  Speaker 1: student who just showed up into town and is waiting
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  Speaker 1: for him. It's your phone tab right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Ricky.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking? Hey, this is Tonya Feldspar calling from the International
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  Speaker 2: Exchange Alliance.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not interested, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, sorry, I'm not a telemarketer. I'm
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  Speaker 2: with the International Exchange Alliance. I'm just checking in because
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  Speaker 2: your exchange student still hasn't been picked up.
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  Speaker 4: My exchange student.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your student, Jarka, arrived this morning from Slovbia.
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  Speaker 3: He's been at the bus station for over two hours now.
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  Speaker 3: It's a long wait.
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  Speaker 4: I think you have the wrong number. I didn't sign
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  Speaker 4: up for an exchange student.
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  Speaker 3: Well you did, silly. We have the online confirmation right here.
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  Speaker 2: You were at the job fair in March when you
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  Speaker 2: checked the box that said I'm open to cultural disruption.
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  Speaker 3: You remember that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I definitely went and applied for a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of jobs.
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  Speaker 2: What there it is? If you don't remember specifically, don't worry.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody gets a mulligan once in a while. Wait, and
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  Speaker 2: I picked up jerk and myself.
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  Speaker 3: He's here with me. Say hi, Jarcot, Hell.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, hell, Hi, high five to your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: What that is so cute? He's still working on his English. Hello.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you're going to be able to help him there.
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  Speaker 4: Ricky, I'm really not sure what's going on. I never
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  Speaker 4: signed up for any of this.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay, as ohs to have gold feet in the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's definitely not that I don't you listen.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure that you two are gonna hit it off.
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  Speaker 2: Let me hand the phone over to Jarka again so
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  Speaker 2: you could bond.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, I definitely don't need to talk to.
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  Speaker 1: Him, Halle Jarka.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man, there's been a vast misunderstanding here.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: I bring you milk from Clouds.
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  Speaker 4: Do me a favorite?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, cloud milk.
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  Speaker 4: Put that other lady back on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Please, it's okay, Jarka, you just keep talking.
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  Speaker 2: It's old guy.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: I hope y'are holma smell like my uncle's death.
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  Speaker 3: Deep, you know, that isn't enough for right now?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, thanks milk Clouds.
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  Speaker 3: Very good.
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  Speaker 2: Your english is improving. He is just so charming, isn't he.
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  Speaker 4: I'm proud of Jarka and his improving English, but too,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you're understanding this. I cannot take care
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  Speaker 4: of an exchange student. I'm looking for what's it?
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  Speaker 2: The forms have been filled out. You do need to
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  Speaker 2: pick him up in the next hour.
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  Speaker 4: No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 2: He's already eaten half a bag of uncooked oats and
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  Speaker 2: started to sing in slow Verbian.
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  Speaker 4: That's wonderful, But he's beard if fall.
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: Sharty. It's your birthday.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: We are going at the birthday like it's a birthday party.
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  Speaker 4: What are we talking about?
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  Speaker 3: This is what it's all about, sharing cultures. Isn't that great?
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  Speaker 4: What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what's happening.
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  Speaker 2: Jarka has a very important question that he wants to
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  Speaker 2: ask you, Ricky, is my question?
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  Speaker 4: Can you put the other lady back on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: I got to talk to her.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hamstrong siling beams?
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  Speaker 3: I what he said, strong ceiling beams.
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  Speaker 1: I bring hammock.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, hammock a hammock in my down repe.
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  Speaker 2: Batholttle therapy, beatle, it's adorable.
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  Speaker 3: It mightes.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need any of that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually, what you do need is, like I said,
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  Speaker 2: you need to be here in the next hour. Otherwise
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  Speaker 2: do legally have to drop him off at your place
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  Speaker 2: in a diplomatic crane.
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  Speaker 4: You're this man in a crate.
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  Speaker 3: I slip walk with the FARCs. Do not be alarm.
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  Speaker 2: Your other option. It doesn't have to be crazy. He
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  Speaker 2: could also just stay with me and prank phone call you.
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  Speaker 3: That's option B. A phone tap.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Looky Cloud phoned that ring your show Brook and Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 3: I'm almost speaking, Okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: What he's saying is he's actually Jose and I'm Brooke
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing a
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  Speaker 2: phone tap on you. Your mom Michelle set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Mom.
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  Speaker 2: No, she said you've been looking for a job, and
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  Speaker 2: you know she's proud of you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, get the rich or died trying mother.
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  Speaker 3: See he's improving.
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  Speaker 4: You're doing well, Bud.
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  Speaker 3: That's better than my real English brother.
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  Speaker 2: Week up every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning