Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Ex-Wife Advice

Transcript

Phone Tap PODCAST: Ex-Wife Advice · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. Do you wi away.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: It's another on the twenties toy I'm moving ninety two
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: point five. Hello, Hi, is this Brianna? This is she
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: May I ask his calling? Yeah, Um, my name is
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: Leslie and I used to be married to your fiance.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Don't hang up. Don't hang up. I'm not calling to
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: be angry with you or anything, or Martin or anyone. Okay, Okay,
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: I just I have to talk to you before you
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: make the biggest mistake of your life. I really don't
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: want anything to say to you. What do you want
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: to talk about seeing? Okay, listen, I heard you're getting
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: married next weekend, and I just think that you really
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: need to know a few things about him. I don't
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: think anything. You can think and change my mind. But
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: one of the things I found out I wish I
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: would have known sooner. It's a whole fruit loop thing.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Excuse me. I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: The hell girl, Oh my god, you don't know. No,
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know about the fruit loop thing. I didn't
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: figure this out until it was too late either. But
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: he eats his fruit loops in like a particular order,
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: like rainbow order. Okay, so he eats his fruit loops weird.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: If one of those fruit loops is out of order,
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: he gets really angry. Do you think he gets violent?
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: He just like immediately he has to pour another bowl,
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: and then he choose the fruit loops like a madman,
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: like his jaw is gonna break. To be honest with me,
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: that really doesn't sound that bad. So he chooses fruit
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: loops aggressively. And that's why you called me consider me ward.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: That is just the beginning. That is like the tip
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: of the iceberg. I don't think you get this, okay,
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: that you don't even know. You don't even know that
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: he's a collepto. Do you feeling he's never stolen around me?
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: Do you guys go out to breakfast? I know we
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: went to breakfast all the time, and I bet you
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: guys go out to breakfast too. He loves breakfast and
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: I don't even think you realize it. Whenever we would
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: go out for pancakes, he would take one of those
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: little butter packets, and that classifies as a clepto. Lady, straight,
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. And then I'm not even done. And
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: then one night I heard a noise in the kitchen
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: and you know what. I went downstairs and you know
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: what I saw? No, Leslie, what did you see? He
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: was standing in the kitchen eating the butter pack that
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: he had put in the freezer, not even spreading it
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: on anything. It's not serious. This means nothing to me.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: Straight butter should be a red flag. And I didn't
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: even tell you about the worst thing that he does.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna want to cancel the wedding the
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: second you hear this. Okay, better it be a big
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: thing because of the last two. Will it broke your relationship?
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: You just want meant to be. One time I pretended
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: I was leaving for work and I shut the front
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: door and I hid in the closet. He comes downstairs,
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: right and then I hear him talking in an Australian accent,
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: like good day mate, SHO be the bobby, and like
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: all of that stuff he was doing all of his
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: talking with an Australian accent. I know, I was so
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: with you on that. That's exactly what I was thinking.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, no, no, the crazy one
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: here pretended to go to work and hid in a closet, okay,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: freaking out. I couldn't believe it. I jumped out of
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: that closet and I caught him. I caught him, and
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: my god, what are you doing talking in that accent?
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: And you know what he said? You know what he said?
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't know. I don't know what did
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: he say? What did he say? He admitted right there
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: that he always does it when no one's around because
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: he thinks that the voice in his head always speaks
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: in an Australian accent. Listen, I'm hanging up the phone time.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: That is crazy train crazy knows crazy. And clearly Martin
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: is not the problem, and you are. And I know
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: he would not appreciate it if he knew you were
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: calling me in the first pln. Leslie, Actually, Brianna, Martin
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: does know about this call. Okay, he's the one that
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: set the whole thing up. H because this is actually
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning doing a
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: phone tap on though I'm sorry, what sorry, what is this?
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not his crazy ex wife. I swear I've never
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: even met Martin in real life. He just wanted me
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: to play a prank on you before the big day.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: He thought it'd be like some stress not believe. I'm sorry.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have frozen butter, he doesn't do the fruit
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: loops stewie thing, but I don't know about the Australian
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: accent that one might be true. Oh my god, oh
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: my god. He is touch a jerk. Mounds is not
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: going to marry him. Okay, that's your call, not mine.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Foe taps weekday mornings on
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: the twenties five