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Phone Tap PODCAST: No Selfies At The Gym · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of jubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away.
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  Speaker 1: Another Jubila on the twenties to me, I'm moving. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hi is Laurie there? Yeah, this is Laurie. Hey Laurie.
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  Speaker 1: My name is James and I'm one of the managers
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  Speaker 1: at Fitness. How are you doing today? Oh, I'm fine, wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I'm calling is that we kind of have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with you at our gym, and I really
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  Speaker 1: need to chat with you. I'm sorry. Did you say
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  Speaker 1: a problem with me? Yeah? What do you mean a problem?
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any problem with wow, none at all.
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  Speaker 1: Huh perfection. No. Yeah, we all have problems, and we
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  Speaker 1: do have a problem with you because one of our
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  Speaker 1: members alerted us that you have an Instagram that's a problem. Well,
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  Speaker 1: having an Instagram account is not a problem. It's the
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  Speaker 1: content that you're posting on it. I checked it out
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  Speaker 1: with a few of our other supervisors here, and it
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  Speaker 1: looks like you take a lot of selfies at our gym.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Why would you even call
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  Speaker 1: me about that? This is a gym. Well, it is
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  Speaker 1: a problem because we hear at this fitness center have
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  Speaker 1: an image to uphold, and some of these pictures are
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  Speaker 1: not the best. You're calling me to tell me you
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  Speaker 1: don't like my Instagram pictures? Are you kidding me? No?
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  Speaker 1: I like some of them, but the ones that are
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  Speaker 1: gym like, there are a few where you're just too sweaty,
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  Speaker 1: and another one you are You're not even talking about
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  Speaker 1: like inappropriate content. You're just saying you don't like them.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Right? There's one there's a
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  Speaker 1: couple on there where you just look so sweaty, and
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  Speaker 1: then there's one where you look really I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: cannot believe, first of all, how shallow and how crazy?
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  Speaker 1: And why are you even looking at my account? We
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  Speaker 1: check it for quality control. See, we can't have people
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  Speaker 1: posting images at the quality control at the gym. H
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Like? I just don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. Well, we are. It's confusing to me.
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  Speaker 1: We are calling you We have a specific clientele, and
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  Speaker 1: we like to give off a certain image when people
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  Speaker 1: what did your specific client hell, by the way, well
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  Speaker 1: they're not super sweaty and super tired looking after workout,
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  Speaker 1: well put together and disgusting. I'm honest, that's it, and
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  Speaker 1: that's what I thought, and that's what I thought. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for agreeing with me. Did just say, Well, you
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  Speaker 1: said this is disgusting, and I agreed with you that
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  Speaker 1: those pictures were pretty disgusting, and I thank you for
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  Speaker 1: agreeing with me and seeing my side of this. That's
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  Speaker 1: not what I was saying was disgusting. What I was
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  Speaker 1: saying is the fact that you guys are calling me
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  Speaker 1: about that is disgusting. Oh all right, I'm sorry we weren't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing really funny for you to even
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  Speaker 1: be laughing. It was funny because of the miscommunication. We
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  Speaker 1: must have two completely different communication styles. I'm sorry. I'm
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  Speaker 1: obviously you have messed up communication style. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why you're calling me or how are you even authorized
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  Speaker 1: to like pick up the phone and call your clients like, Well,
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  Speaker 1: we have to protect our brand, and our brand is
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  Speaker 1: not sweaty and tired. Your brand is that sweaty at
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  Speaker 1: the gym. I'm supposed to be sweaty and tired, right
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  Speaker 1: hitting And you can be sweaty and tired you're in there,
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  Speaker 1: but please publicly don't show that to people. We want
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  Speaker 1: people to what are we supposed to do? Makeup? Do
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  Speaker 1: you wear makeup when you work out? Things like that,
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  Speaker 1: You are makeup when you work out? Oh I do
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  Speaker 1: I wear a foundation? We're listening to yourself. I am.
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  Speaker 1: I wear a nice I wear a nice foundation so
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  Speaker 1: that it soaks up from the sweats. Okay, it just
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  Speaker 1: seems so stupid. Well it's good because it soaks up
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  Speaker 1: from the sweat. Listen, we're gonna have the rudest phone
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  Speaker 1: call I've ever. I apologize. I apologize that it's rude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to pret apologizing. But when you're picking
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  Speaker 1: up the phone doing this, you have to know it's roots.
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  Speaker 1: I know that you're offended. But the good news is
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  Speaker 1: we're not kicking you out. Oh great, you're not kicking
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  Speaker 1: me out? Wow, thank you, No problem. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: assign you a selfie supervisor. We have a few of
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  Speaker 1: those on staff. What a selfie supervisor? Yeah? Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a person that will approve of all of your selfies
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  Speaker 1: before you post them. You gotta be kidding me. Gotta
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  Speaker 1: be kidding me. No, No, I'm not. They can even
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  Speaker 1: help you pose or tell you it's not a good
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  Speaker 1: selfie day. You might have a few of those, you know,
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  Speaker 1: not every day as a selfie day. I had one
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  Speaker 1: last Tuesday. You know what. I'm going to come down
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  Speaker 1: there and I'm gonna bring my boyfriend. He works out
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  Speaker 1: there all the time. Like you, guys are good. It's
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  Speaker 1: so stupid for you to call it. Well, that's good
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  Speaker 1: because your boyfriend actually set you up for this phone call,
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  Speaker 1: so that kind of works out. What what are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about, Well, this is actually set me up for
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  Speaker 1: a selfie supervisor call. That's so stupid. Oh, because this
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your boyfriend James
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Wait what it's a joke. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: He told us that he thinks it's annoying that you
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  Speaker 1: take so many selfies at the gym, and he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you about it. I do take a
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  Speaker 1: lot of itself, all right. Well, like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk, let's stop taking the sweaty ones though, go