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Why Americans Are Drinking Less Than Ever (But Still Missing the Bigger Picture)
We started with a meme—alcohol consumption in the US has fallen to 54%, lowest since first tracked in 1939. Clint's looking at Gallup data, metadata studies, and hard sales numbers while Johnna's ready to talk about what alcohol does to your light body (fractured auroric field, entity access, soul gate closure). The stats say 18-34 year olds dropped from 72% to 59% drinkers, but here's what's weird: processed food consumption is UP to 60-70% of the average diet.
What we discuss:
The 30-hours-to-10-hours shift—what happened to weekly social time with friends from 2003 to 2025, the happy-hour…
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