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Phone Tap: Rizz Assist · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: Do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: We get so many requests for dating things on this
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  Speaker 3: show where we're trying to help people, especially guys who
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  Speaker 3: are getting little to no matches on the apps. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: for sure, But today we flip that and instead of
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  Speaker 3: them reaching out to us, we reach out to them
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  Speaker 3: to a single guy who's been struggling online lately with
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  Speaker 3: the dating world, so we think we can help him
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  Speaker 3: with a brand new online feature called riz Assist. Oh
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  Speaker 3: I love it, and you're gonna hear it in your
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  Speaker 3: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Any Hello? Hi? Is this Henry? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This is him? Who's calling?
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  Speaker 2: My name?
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  Speaker 3: Is Jason calling from Hinge?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: You know the dating app Hinge? Yeah, I work here,
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  Speaker 3: I'm one of the supervisors.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it looks like you took a break from the
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  Speaker 3: app for a while and decided to come back recently.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, awesome, great decision. So okay, well what is a town.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, I'm looking at your account here
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  Speaker 3: and kind of like last time, not a lot of luck.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, so what what does that mean? Well, how
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  Speaker 2: about we changed that for you? Well, how are you
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  Speaker 2: going to do that? Let me introduce Shila Hi. What
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  Speaker 2: is is going on?
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  Speaker 3: Well, she's helping us beta test a new feature for
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  Speaker 3: the app called riz Assist. Riz Assist, So if you're
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  Speaker 3: having a tough time getting the ladies on the app
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  Speaker 3: to take the bait, you'll be able to prac this
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  Speaker 3: with an AI version of Shilah first.
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  Speaker 2: To get your riz where it needs to be. I'm
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  Speaker 2: still I'm not tracking. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Look, I'm trying to make it easy for you.
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  Speaker 3: Our goal is to get you a date sometime in
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  Speaker 3: the near future, and if we just let you do
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  Speaker 3: that without any help, there's a good chance you're going
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  Speaker 3: to dialoge die.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's not that level. I mean, well, come on,
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  Speaker 2: give me a break. We've seen your messages so.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not private, you see all that, right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a supervisor for the app, so this is part
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  Speaker 3: of my job. Oh my god, I see the messages
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  Speaker 3: that you're saying, like the hey, how you're doing or
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  Speaker 3: the how's life QT.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty cringe as so this is.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of freaking me out.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really understand. Is this real?
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  Speaker 3: Of course, we just we're just trying to help you
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  Speaker 3: get a little bit more creative.
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  Speaker 2: I'll help you bring that riz riz me daddy? Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Come on again? It's Shilah.
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  Speaker 3: She's just very enthusiastic to help you. So let's practice
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  Speaker 3: with her right now and maybe she can give you
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  Speaker 3: some feedback on how to up your riz that riz.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what do you want me to do? Then?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 3: Well, just give her a line. Pretend like you're chatting
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  Speaker 3: with a cute girl, like you're sending her a message
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  Speaker 3: on the app and you want her to reply.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I would say, I Shilah just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: drop you a line. You've got the most beautiful eyes
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know on the riskcal I give that a
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  Speaker 2: three out of ten. By the way, have you ever
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  Speaker 2: been to jail.
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  Speaker 3: Jail?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: According to my research, you had a dui in March
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty two. What the hell, man, naughty boy, this
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  Speaker 2: isn't helping. Hey, I'm gonna pop back in. Here's the
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  Speaker 2: asist going. Well, it's not going great, she asked, got
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  Speaker 2: a c ui. I don't know how to help.
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  Speaker 1: He even knows that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean to be fair. That is something that you'll
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  Speaker 3: have to be ready for. Maybe in a future conversation
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  Speaker 3: if a girl asks if you serve time?
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  Speaker 2: So freaking dumb, Shila, how should he answer that? For
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  Speaker 2: breaking too many hearts? Oh? Good ideas?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, see that is the type of riz a cyst
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  Speaker 2: that we needed.
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  Speaker 3: Is there any way you can like curR Shilah off.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, she's here to help you with your riz.
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  Speaker 2: She wants to riz you up, doesn't desperately.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody needs you do.
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  Speaker 3: We've read your messages, so we know you need riz man. So,
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  Speaker 3: but we're just trying to help you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. You know what, I'm not feeling good about this
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  Speaker 2: at all? Are you sure? Because your roommate Ted said
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  Speaker 2: that this might help you a lot. Ted has oh well,
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  Speaker 2: Ted rizzed both of us up when he asked us
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  Speaker 2: to do this prank. Call on you because you're on
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  Speaker 2: the radio right now. Oh you got it the head Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Ted listens to our show. This is Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning. My name is jeff my AI assistant Childish.
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  Speaker 3: She's actually a Lexis. Yes, yeah it is. Ted told
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  Speaker 3: us that you jump back onto the dating apps recently,
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  Speaker 3: you're still not having a lot of luck, so he
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  Speaker 3: feels bad. You wanted us to mess with you.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, why you know about the do you are?
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  Speaker 3: You really should bring that up more when you're talking
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  Speaker 3: to women on the apps. You wuyes. Yeah, yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 3: throw that in my profile.
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  Speaker 1: Then I guess you'll get rid the weak up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was poone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.