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Phone Tap: Marla Fell Asleep In Your Car · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: don't know this, but lately Brook's been going into Producer
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  Speaker 1: Boyd's office slamming her hand down on the desk. That's say,
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  Speaker 1: I want to try more phone tap characters because Jose
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  Speaker 1: and Jeff get all the glory, they get all the love,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm always just some snarky customer service lady or
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  Speaker 1: HR rep let me do a voice. That's not really
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  Speaker 1: how it went down. It was more the opposite of like, hey, Brook,
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  Speaker 1: do this. No Brook goes in and begs for it,
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  Speaker 1: and then Producer Boyd is always like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, Jose, teach me how to do No Brook,
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  Speaker 1: But today today is gonna be weird. Yeah, because against
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  Speaker 1: our better Jo, we're actually gonna give it a shot.
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  Speaker 1: Producer Boyd has approved this unwillingly, but get ready to
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  Speaker 1: hear Brooks phone tap persona Marla the chain smoking auto
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  Speaker 1: mechanic that you can barely understand, and then afterwards make
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  Speaker 1: sure to text into seven eighty five nine to tell
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  Speaker 1: us keep it or kill it? Hey, hey, you like, well,
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  Speaker 1: we'll find out. Let's hear it. Someone just text it
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  Speaker 1: and keep it. You haven't heard it yet? Yeah, listen
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  Speaker 1: right now, it's your phone taps on the twenties. Hello Samson. Hello, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Sampin. If that's what you said, are you
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  Speaker 1: saying autobody? It's good? Is that? Yes? Hey? I literally
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  Speaker 1: can't hear a word you're saying. Might be your phone.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but you need to Okay, you're good.
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  Speaker 1: Just then auto body place, because I'm waiting on my car.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm okay, is it ready? Call sleep air car?
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  Speaker 1: What with my car? Sleep? Sleep in my car? Is
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  Speaker 1: that what you said? You're sleeping in my car and
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  Speaker 1: you're you're from the auto body shop. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: You need you need to be more clear. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying over here. You need to try to do my
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  Speaker 1: tires are gone, well put them back. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a manager or something? Someone else can
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  Speaker 1: take the call. Oh, oh manager, what you're I don't
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  Speaker 1: believe you. Actually, I don't believe that you're actually the manager.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what's that? What's those? Aren't words? Real? Tar? What?
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  Speaker 1: I cannot understand you? It is anybody else there is
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  Speaker 1: there a child. I can talk to anybody, but you
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  Speaker 1: please hold what? Oh my god? Hi, can I help you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can understand you, which is already massive. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm belligerent. Sleepy person was like called and said that
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  Speaker 1: she was sleeping in my car. Now there's no tires
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  Speaker 1: or something. Okay, well that was my manager, Marla. Get
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  Speaker 1: rid of that person. You know, she's got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of authority over me, so I can't. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not in the power to do something like that. That's sad. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: how can I help you? How can you help me?
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  Speaker 1: What the are you even talking about? Somebody called from
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  Speaker 1: your autobody shop that I left my car, said she
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  Speaker 1: took a nap in my car and now my tires
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  Speaker 1: are gone. I think I don't know if that's a
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  Speaker 1: real story. She was just sir, sorry, yeah, that's absolutely
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  Speaker 1: all true. We why what the why are you not? Like? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: down about this too. I can explain why. I can
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  Speaker 1: explain why if you just take a deep breath. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually because this is a phone tap. What Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a joke. Your buddy Travis set you up.
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  Speaker 1: He said you were really frustrated with the car repair shop.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Broke from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. Are you gidding me? I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was talking to a method. Put that person back on
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  Speaker 1: it here. This is the same person, Glad. Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? I am just so sorry that Marla fell
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  Speaker 1: asleep in your car. You know, I think I actually
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  Speaker 1: hate both of you. You and Martha week up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with fook taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning