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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #9 Kanye Hotel · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: on for the top ten phone taps of Christmas. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: time for number nine. When yours truly calls a young
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  Speaker 1: woman who just started working front desk out a hotel
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  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to book a reservation there for a
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  Speaker 1: very famous music artist who wants to stay. I remember
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  Speaker 1: this one. Yeah. He goes by many names, Yeah, Khan Man, Yea,
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  Speaker 1: the Louis vaton Don, but most people know him as
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  Speaker 1: Kanye and I had to use the soundboard to pull
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  Speaker 1: this one off. Yeah, it's your number nine phone tap
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  Speaker 1: of the year, happening right now. Thank you for calling
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  Speaker 1: the hotel. My name is Janelle. How might help you today? Hi? Janelle,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Rattler Martin. I was just transferred to
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  Speaker 1: you from your supervisor, Michael. Okay, sure, how can I
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  Speaker 1: assist you? Well, I'm a personal assistant to someone you
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  Speaker 1: may have heard of before. His name is a mister
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  Speaker 1: Kanye West. Oh wow, are you serious? Yep? I am,
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  Speaker 1: and Kanye Well, I call him Easy. Easy needs to
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  Speaker 1: reserve a block of rooms for next month, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: wondering if you could help us out with that. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that. Well awesome, and I think this
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  Speaker 1: goes without saying, but we do need to make this
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  Speaker 1: as discreet as possible. Can we do that? Absolutely perfect?
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  Speaker 1: So I feel like I do need to ask you.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever worked with a famous client before? Not really,
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of new. Okay, Well, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: Easy's really nice. Okay. It's not like how those vultures
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  Speaker 1: portraying in the media, you know what I mean? I
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  Speaker 1: do they really go at it? Yeah? I know. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: Easy's here with me right now. Would you like say
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  Speaker 1: how to him? I guess so, okay, okay, yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: hold hold on a second. Easy all right, Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's coming and I'm just FYI. He doesn't like starting
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  Speaker 1: the conversation, so when I put you on with him,
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  Speaker 1: you can just compliment him on his work or whatever. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: no matter what, just make sure to ask him how
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  Speaker 1: he's doing. It's really important, all right, got it? Okay
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  Speaker 1: to put him on right now, so just feel free
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  Speaker 1: to start talking easy here, Okay, hello, mister West. That's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I am such a big fan of your work. We're
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  Speaker 1: so excited to have you staying here with us. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I love that. Is there anything that we can do
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  Speaker 1: to make you stay more enjoyable? Matter of you? Just
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  Speaker 1: oh in the I mean, um, as you know, you
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  Speaker 1: know so? Uh um, mister, I'm so sorry. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I got that last part. Would you mind
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  Speaker 1: repeating it for me? Hey, Janelle, it's Rattler on the
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  Speaker 1: line again. I left the room for a quick second.
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  Speaker 1: Looks like Kanye's bothered by something. Did you say anything
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  Speaker 1: to him? No? I mean I asked him if there's
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  Speaker 1: anything we could do to make his stay better? I oh,
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  Speaker 1: but then I I mean I couldn't understand his response,
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  Speaker 1: but I asked him to repeat it. Oh. Oh no, No,
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  Speaker 1: I should have warned you. Easy hates it when someone
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  Speaker 1: doesn't get him. Oh. It's it's not that I don't
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  Speaker 1: get him. I am such a fan, really, I just
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't understand what he was saying. Okay, Well, now
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  Speaker 1: he's pacing all up and down the room like he's
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  Speaker 1: aggravated that. I do think he wants to talk to
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  Speaker 1: you again, though, because he's reaching for the phone here,
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  Speaker 1: Easy Hero, I am so frustrated. I'm so sorry, mister West.
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  Speaker 1: I did not mean to make you upset. I was
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  Speaker 1: just trying to ask if we can make your stay better.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a robot. Excuse me. You cannot offend a robot,
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  Speaker 1: a robot, a Janelle traveler again. I don't know what's
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  Speaker 1: going on here, but Easy just left the room again,
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  Speaker 1: and he's definitely not happy. I am so sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what happened. He's talking about being a robot.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm really confused. Well, whatever you said
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  Speaker 1: to him, it's not good. Oh wait, he's coming back.
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  Speaker 1: You want to say something else to you? You're easy?
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  Speaker 1: You know they feel like yo. You know he's he's
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  Speaker 1: got a god complex because he said if they wrote
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  Speaker 1: the Bible again, he would be in it. Duh, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I would be in it. I feel like I'm one
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  Speaker 1: of the more important people, you know, and Pop coach
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  Speaker 1: you right now, one of the the only people would an
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  Speaker 1: opinion you tell. That's a really good point, mister Kanyei ahead.
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  Speaker 1: You know twenty thirty fifty characters in it. You don't
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  Speaker 1: think I would be one of the characters of today's
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  Speaker 1: modern Bible? Of course you would stop talking to me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, Janelle, Janelle's rattler again. Did you just say
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  Speaker 1: or imply something that Kanye would not be one of
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  Speaker 1: the characters in the New Bible? No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I didn't know what to say. I shut up.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear that Kanye just told you to shut up? Yeah? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is obviously not going well. I think at this
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  Speaker 1: point there's a zero percent chance he's gonna want to
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  Speaker 1: be staying at your hotel now. Oh my god. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can make it better. No, I don't think so, Janelle.
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  Speaker 1: I really he's not coming, because this is a joke.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff and I work on the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Here, boss Michael
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  Speaker 1: set you up and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Your boss told us, since it's your
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  Speaker 1: first week at the hotel, he wanted us to freak
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  Speaker 1: you out by saying Kanye was coming. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what does he say? No, we just
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  Speaker 1: we grabbed some random Kanye's sound bites and we just
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  Speaker 1: played him for you. Stop talking to me carefully. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to make easy avery. Thank you very much.
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