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Phone Tap: Secret Ipad Marathon · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today.
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  Speaker 2: Our phone prank victim is a mom who keeps telling
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  Speaker 2: her husband about how happy she is with the daycare
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  Speaker 2: center their five year old goes to. That's nice, and
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  Speaker 2: the reason why he comes home every night completely exhausted.
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  Speaker 2: Why she's had the most fun a kid could possibly
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  Speaker 2: ever have.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm tired for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she's about to find out the real reason he's
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  Speaker 2: so drained every single day when he comes home. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not sure how she's going to react in your phone
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  Speaker 2: tap right.
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  Speaker 1: Now working Jeffrey's phone tap on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Hi, this.
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  Speaker 1: Is Renee from Todd's daycare. Is this Marissa?
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  Speaker 3: It is Hi?
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  Speaker 4: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I am so good. I just wanted to call
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  Speaker 1: and let you know. We're having an absolute blast with
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  Speaker 1: Zach today.
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  Speaker 3: Oh he's the best, isn't he?
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  Speaker 1: He really is? You know, he's just so fun and
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  Speaker 1: he's got so much energy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad to hear it. I can tell that he's
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  Speaker 3: a good time he comes home. He's just exhausted, which
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  Speaker 3: I'm not complaining about at all.
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  Speaker 1: I bet he is, you know. Oh that makes total sense.
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  Speaker 1: It's all because of our new program.
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  Speaker 3: What new program?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Debbie didn't tell you when you were here. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's really great. It's called SIM. It stands for Secret
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  Speaker 1: iPad Marathon.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: See, we tell them.
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  Speaker 4: Throughout the day that if you want to play it,
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  Speaker 4: you have to charge them up right, okay, But their
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  Speaker 4: little brain doesn't get out technology works, so we pretend
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  Speaker 4: the iPad can only be powered by running on a treadmill.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what isn't that adorable?
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  Speaker 1: Here? You know, I'm going to go into the other
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  Speaker 1: room and see how little Zach's doing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, okay, hey, hey Zachy.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, you almost run full five k to day?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Jop bunny?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and I see you too.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're doing great. Yeah. Oh man, these kids,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you standing at.
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  Speaker 3: Really Uh and did you just say ran a five k?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Could you not hear me over the treadmills? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: His little legs are just pumping right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, he's five along. Really seems like a long way
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  Speaker 3: for him.
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  Speaker 1: To run, isn't it impressive? And he just loves it.
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  Speaker 1: He thinks it's to charge his iPad for SIM. Keep going,
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  Speaker 1: keep going. I see that battery level going up. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you're doing a good job. Yeah, hey, so you need
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  Speaker 1: to tie your shoe. That could be a trip hazards.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not high, I'm not really comfortable. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 3: i'm comfortable with you.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, I can't hear you. Let me just lea
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  Speaker 1: the treadmill room real quick. Okay, yeah, okay, No, what
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  Speaker 1: was that? What was that?
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  Speaker 3: I just I'm not sure I'm comfortable with him running
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  Speaker 3: so much. I mean, does explain why he's tired. But
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  Speaker 3: that seems like a lot for a little kid.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he loves it, you know, are you sure? I suirt?
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  Speaker 1: You should see him.
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  Speaker 4: We got him all little matching sweatbands to wear it too. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: say the daycare's name on it.
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  Speaker 3: That's cute. But our other parents okay with this?
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  Speaker 4: Our other parents okay with their kids getting great exercise
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  Speaker 4: and sleeping the night away.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: But look, but it kind of sounds like a labor camp.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we would never do something like that. But not everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. Maybe this makes you feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Not everybody chooses a treadmill.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, some of them choose the rowing machine to charge
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  Speaker 4: their iPad that is drink.
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  Speaker 3: Because you're rowing in and you have all the children
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  Speaker 3: doing this, So then what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, you know it makes work fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, us ladies here, we just like to catch up
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  Speaker 4: on some reality shows. A couple of them like to
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  Speaker 4: fill out their Amazon wishless for their sugar daddies. I'm
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  Speaker 4: telling you, daycare work isn't paying what it used to,
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  Speaker 4: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy, I just I have so many problems with this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's funny.
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  Speaker 4: Goodness, Debbie said, your husband gave the full Okay, he
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  Speaker 4: signed the release form for it all.
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  Speaker 3: Carson did not do that because we would have spoken
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  Speaker 3: about it, because that's what we do.
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  Speaker 4: Because if you would have talked about it, then you
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  Speaker 4: would have ruined this prank phone call. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: Oh thanks, it's Brug for the radio show Brug and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I don't work for your kids' daycare. You're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you got me. I was so worried about Zach.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get a lot more angry.
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  Speaker 3: But do you know how hard it is to find daycare? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is to get a
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  Speaker 1: five year old to run a five k? Every day?
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  Speaker 1: You've been out snacky?
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, let me tell.
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  Speaker 1: You his calf muscles are looking great. You guys are crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties